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100% APRONYMS (28)A Perfectly Reasonable Option? No, You Mangy Sonafabitch! Word Nerd This came to me as I was looking at NYMS today, my first visit to your site. Coming from a background in which I routinely read trials about blood pressure and heart-related issues, almost all of which have an apronym attached, this is something I've engaged in over lunch and coffee for years, as in: The "Bitch" Trial, i.e., Best Innovation to Control Hypertension, and so on. Thank you for giving creative outlet for my frustrations! :)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% CARL SAGANCausing Another Ridiculous Law Suit, Apple Grouses Astronomer's Nerve Sean Lamb (Carl Sagan was Apple's code name for the Powermac 7100/66; when Mr. Sagan learned of the code name creation, he sued to prevent it's use within Apple)
Names:Famous people
Names:Famous people
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
Names:Code Names:Apple
Names:Code Names:Apple
100% COLOSSIANSCult Offered Life Of Sure Salvation. Itinerant Apostle Nailed Slander. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
100% CORINTHIANSCorruption Observed. Renounce Impiety Now. Tolerating Heresy Is A Non-Starter. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
86% EAGLESEager Adolescents, Gaining Lessons (for) Eagle Scout Jan Morgan - the highest Rank a scout aims to reach - the lessons are from the merit badges that can help them find what career they want to pursue
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
100% ECCLESIASTESEpistemological Cynicism Causes Literary Expert Some Irritation. A Sceptical Thinker Emerges Strongly Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
100% EPHESIANSEdited Pauline Handiwork Explains Spiritual Intentionality. All Need Salvation. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
100% EZEKIELExtremely Zealous Ecstatic Keenly Inveighs Exile Loudly. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
100% GALATIANSGazing Astrologers Listened, Awed, To Itinerant Apostle. Now Saved. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
100% HABAKKUKHow A Baleful Avenger Kills, Kiboshes Ungodly's Kin. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
100% HAGGAIHeaven Awaits. Glorify God. Arise, Israel! Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
100% JONAHJahweh Orders Ninevah A Harbinger. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
100% JUDEJoy Under Difficult Experiences Sue Johnson
Names:First names:Female
Names:First names:Female
100% LAMENTATIONSLines Acrostically Made Expressing National Tragedy. A Temple Is Overthrown, Nation Sundered. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
100% LATE EXTRALate Appearance: Tony's Evidently Erroneous - Xenon Triggered Researcher's Alertness Tony McCoy O'Grady, suggesting a title for THE ACRONYM TIMES issue which was delayed because, among other things, Angela wanted to put a 'tour' of chemical element acronyms on the website and realised that XENON was missing.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% LUCILLE LE SUEURLuck Usually Connects Idiot Lovers Legs Entwined Lurching Everywhere Somehow Underestimating Ecstasy's Usual Response Rico Leffanta (Lucille Le Sueur is better known as Joan Crawford)
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
100% MADE WITH A MACMacintosh At Doorstep - Euphoric Writer Is Terribly Happy. Apple Made A Customer. Jeff Anonymous, who got his 12.1" iBook (CD-ROM, vanilla except 256 MB RAM) this morning. This acronym was written in the Acronym Checker for OSX. However, due to configuration issues, it was submitted via Web.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
88% MALACHIMessenger Against Lacklustre Adoration (and) Cynical, Hypocritical, Insincerity Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
100% MICAHMorashtite's Imprecations Can Augur Heartbreak Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
100% NAHUMNinevah Assailed. Happiness Upon Me! Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
100% NEHEMIAHNew Era Heralded; Exiles Migrate; Israel At Home Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
100% OBADIAHOracular Bard Apocalyptically Denies Israel's Adversaries Hope. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
92% PHILIPPIANSPaul Hails Impressively Liberal Inhabitants (of) Phillipi. People Informed About Necessary Sharing. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
100% POMPrince Of Moaning Angela Brett (I have no opinions on the issue myself, but I've often heard people refer to 'whining poms')
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
86% ROMANSRighteousness, Obedience, Mercy And Never-failing Sacrifice Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
89% RONYMISEReally Only Needed when Your Mind Is Suddenly Empty Gavin Lambert (okay, so I couldn't think of any good 'R' words for TRANSIENT ERROR and GAVIN LAMBERT. So sue me) ;)
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
75% SCOSuing for Copyright Ownership SCO has launched copyright infringement suits against IBM and has threatened to sue Linux users as well.
Commerce:Companies
Commerce:Companies
Computers:Linux
Computers:Linux
100% SOSUMISound. Overtly Shagging Up Music Industry Tony McCoy O'Grady. The makers of the early Mac computers stated that they would never be used to make music. The name of the sound called "sosumi' translates as "so sue me". (see http://www.newtontalk.net/archive/newtontalk.2002-04/1425.html for more information)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Entertainment:Music
Entertainment:Music
People & Relationships:Law & Order
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% UIFSAUltimatum Insures Families Secure Alimony Sean Lamb - UIFSA really stands for the Uniform Interstate Family Support Act, an act that will enable the state that issues the first support order to have jusrisdiction over the payor (sic) regardless of which state the payor resides in. I used 'Families' instead of 'Fathers' because there are quite a few deadbeat moms out there with the deadbeat dads (growing up with a father prosecuting child support cases taught me that lawbreaking is an 'equal opportunity employer').
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
People & Relationships:Law & Order
People & Relationships:Law & Order
People & Relationships:Family
People & Relationships:Family
100% ZECHARIAHZerubbabel Established, Crowned. Hope About Rightful Improvement At Hand. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
100% ZEPHANIAHZealous Eschatological Prophet Has A New Imprecation Against Hubris. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books