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Loose apronyms:
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ACRO FORTHCOMINGA Crazy Rendition Of Frazes. Openly Readable Text, Hyper Card On Macintosh. I'm No Goofball ;) Jeff Anonymous
AERATE MEAn Explanation Required As This Eludes Me, Elucidate! Tony McCoy O'Grady, wondering about the meaning of 'coolies.'
A IS FOR APPLEAnother Instructive Sentence Forming Opinions Regarding Alphabetic Pedagogy... Please Learn Earnestly. Angela Brett
AMOR VINCET OMNIAAny Memory Of Romance Vicariously Ignites Natural Conceptions Embracing Two Opportune Mates Needing Imagined Ardour Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
AN EXCUSE THAT'S FULL OF HOLESA Novel Explanation - Xculpating Culprit Under Suspicion. Elaborate Tale Has Abundant Twists. Seems Foolproof, Until Logically Looked Over - Faulty - Hundreds Of Light-Emitting Sources Tony McCoy O'Grady
AS SOON AS POSSIBLEA Speedy Start, Only One Nanosecond As Strict Preference... Only Should Slow If Beloved's Life Ends. Angela Brett
BACK OFFBeware A Cornered Kiwi - Offence Fires Fury. Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
BE BACK LATERBusybody Ends By Adjourning Conversation, Keeps Linkage Alive Through Eventually Returning Tony McCoy O'Grady
BEHIND THE EIGHT BALLBalefully, Everything He'd Invested Never Developed. Then He Erringly Engaged In Gambling; He Then Borrowed Awfully Large Loans. Roger Williams
BE RIGHT BACKBriefly Ending Relationship (I'll Go Have Tea) But Am Coming Kcab :-) Tony McCoy O'Grady
BITE MEBlonde's Invited To Eat My Epidermis Tony McCoy O'Grady
BLOW MY OWN TRUMPETBrilliant Lady, One Will Meet Your Own Wishes, Now 'Thousands' Replaces Utterly Modest, Personally-Effacing 'Tons'. Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Angela suggested changing the 'Tons' in his TONY (4) with the more accurate and impressively unexaggerated 'Thouands'.
BORN FOR THE PORCHBeing Of Restful Nature, Find Oneself Returning To Hammock Everytime. Perhaps One Relishes Calm Happiness TMcCO'G - who hopes he has grasped the meaning being sought by the person who searched for this phrase.
C'EST LA VIEChallenging, Exciting Situations To Live Amongst... Very Interesting Experience Angela Brett
COOL STUFFChill Out - Oh Look, Some Things're Utterly Funky & Fantastic TMcCO'G
DITTODouble It, To This Opinion Tony McCoy O'Grady
EAT A SANDWICHEmail Alias Thingies And Some Annoying Nonsense, Drab Writings Investigating Cheeseburger Hunger Angela Brett, as the subject of a rambling email to Edwin asking about an email alias and complaining about being hungry and wishing she'd eaten the rest of that double cheeseburger the night before.
EAT MY DUSTEradicating All Tailgaters Makes Your Driving Usually Suffer Thoughtfulness Kenny Roy
EAT MY SHORTSEducational Authorities Treat Male Youth Scandalously - He Openly Replies 'Trouser Salad'! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
END-TO-ENDExtremeties Neatly Dovetailed Together, One Ensures Neat 'Dressing' Tony McCoy O'Grady
EUREKA!Epiphanic Understanding Reached - Exclaim Knowledge Aloud! Angela Brett
FAT CHANCE!Forever Anonymous. Terribly Cruel, Hey? Anonymity: Nice! Creative, Exceptional! Jeff Anonymous, as a response to NEW ACROS (2).
FLASH LASTFlirted, Loved, And Swallowed Hook Line And Sinker Terminally. Rico Leffanta, explaining that flashing last is going down in flames like a shooting star.
FOR STARTERSFor Only Recently Shoud Those Adults Ready To Engage Really Start. John Block
GET UP AND GOGreat Energy That Urges People Along... Now Don't Go Overboard! Angela Brett
GOOD DAYGenerosity Of Others Definitely Does Affect You Angela Brett
People & Relationships
GOODNIGHTGoodness Oh Oh Dear Now Its Going Home Time Messy Eater, During a conversation
GO TO HELLGoing On Tour Of Hades, Enduring Lucifer's Location Tony McCoy O'Grady
HARKHear Any Rubber Knickers? Rico Leffanta
HAVE A LOVELIER DAY THAN...Have A Very Excellent And Lovely (Oh, Very Entertaining) Life! I Expect Record Days And Years To Happen! And NOW! Rob Rix, after he capitalised that phrase in an email and Angela challenged him to expand it.
HEART-STOPPERHave Encountered Accident. Really Terrible Situation. Then One Pulse Pausing Emergency Resulted Tony McCoy O'Grady
HOW DO YOU DO THAT?Help Out With Details Of Your Operational Uniqueness, Disclosure Of Technique Helps Acclimatise Trainees TMcCO'G
HOW NOW BROWN COWHere's One Writing Naming Our Wonderful Bovine Representive. Ours Was Named Clara. Oh, Wow! Roger Williams
HURRY!High Urgency... Result Required Yesterday! Angela Brett
I AM COOL'It's A Myth!' Claim Objective On-Lookers Angela Brett
People & Relationships
I AM COOL (2)Indicates A Master Craftsman Of Obvious Laidbackness Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
I DON'T BELIEVE YOUI Doubt Obvious Nonsense - Tis Beautifully Embellished - Lacks Indications Endorsing Veracity, Evidently You're Outrageously Untruthful Tony McCoy O'Grady
I'D RATHER DIEIt's Depressing Reading.... And The Hurt/Horror Escalates Rather Dreadfully.... It's Endless Tony McCoy O'Grady
IF YOU ARE GOODI'll Finance Your Own Unicorn! (Alicorn's Really Elephant's, Glued On... Oh, Devious!) Angela Brett (any young girl would be good if promised a unicorn, and parents can be sneaky when it comes to making young girls be good.)
I HAVE NOTHING TO DO!I Have A Vapid Existance, Never One To Hear Interesting News. Great Things Oncoming? Dream On! Robert Anonymous
I'M AN IDIOTI Must Amend Neglectfulness -- I Didn't Inspect Original Typing Tony McCoy O'Grady, when he missed out a word when typing an acronym on the forums.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
I MISS YOUIt's Miserable In Solitude Sometimes... Yearning's Overwhelming, Unfulfilled. Angela Brett
People & Relationships
INABSENTIAI Need A Bath Soon Especially Now That It's Autumn! Rico Leffanta
IN MY ARROGANT OPINIONI Never! May Your Absolutely Ridiculous Ruminations Oppose Greatness? Are Not Thinking, One Presumes; I Need Idiotic Opinions Not! Gavin Lambert
People & Relationships:Thoughts
I REALLY NEED TO GO PEEPEEIn Relief Emergency A Lavatory's Located. You Now Elbow Every Door To Openly Gain Occupancy. Painfully Each's Engaged - Piddle Erupts Everywhere Tony McCoy O'Grady
I'VE FALLEN (2)I'm Virtually Embracing Flooring, And Lack Levitation-Enabling Needs Tony McCoy O'Grady
I WAS JOKINGIt Was A Silly Jest, Over Killed. It Never Gelled. Tony McCoy O'Grady
I WAS TIREDI Went And Said Things I Regret; Excuse Delivered. Angela Brett
JEEPERS CREEPERS'Jesus!' Euphemism; Expressing Perturbation Except Removing Sacrilegious Christ Reference. Everyone Except Pagans Exigently Respects Saviour. Angela Brett, thinking that the expression 'jeepers creepers' probably came about as a replacement for 'Jesus Christ!'
JUST TOO BUSYJoyful Users Should Try To Openly Operate Battery Utilisation System. Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady, complaining about Angela's sister, who is JUST TOO BUSY to change her clock batteries and therefore her emails come through as though they'd been sent several days beforehand.
NE PLUS ULTRANeed Extra Penile Length? Use Safe Urologist Logs That Raise Assets Rico Leffanta
NO STRINGS ATTACHEDNot One Single Thread Remains... It's Now Gone Smooth And That's Terrible, As Cords Held Extra Delight Angela Brett, who can't think exactly what kind of item is worse with no strings attached, but there must be something. Whatever was the person who searched for this term thinking of? ;)
NOTHING MUCHNo One Thing Has Importance Now. Guest May Unexpectedly Cause Happiness Tedium McCoy O'Boredom
ONCE IN A WHILEOccasionally - Not Consecutively, Erratic In Nature And Without Having Identifiable Lapse Episodes Tony McCoy O'Grady
ONE STOP TESTING SOLUTIONSOfficials Need Every Single Thing Operating Perfectly? Then Enter Super Testers Incorporated's Nice Gleaming Station. Our Labourers Undertake Technical Inspections Of No Specificity. Angela Brett, thinking that one-stop testing solutions would have to be able to test anything and everything, and would perhaps have designed a single, extremely generalised test. They would, therefore, probably not test any particular thing very well.
OOHS AND AHSOldies Ogling Huggable Sprog: Apathetic Neonate Dribbles, 'Awww, How Sweet...' Angela Brett
OUT OF HEREOnce Under That Old Fence, He'll Evasively Run East Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
PIECE OF CAKE! (2)Perfect Invention! Examine! Commandeer Executive Officers! Fully Computerise Assemblyline! Kindly Expedite! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
QUID PRO QUOQuietude Usually Invokes Detention Police Require Oral Questioning Under Oath Rico Leffanta
RULE OF THUMBRather Unique 'Legislation' Explains Observed Findings That Have, Usually, Many Benefits Tony McCoy O'Grady
SECOND TO NONESupreme! Every Competitor Overwhelmed. Nobody Dares To Oppose - No Other Need Enter Tony McCoy O'Grady
SEE YOU SOONSeems Everyone's Exiting, Yet Only Us Stay, Outlining Our Nexttime Tony McCoy O'Grady
SKIN OF YOUR TEETHStriving Keenly In Nasty Occasion - Finally Yielding One's Utmost Resolution - To Eventually Escape The Horror TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Disaster
SLUGS AND SNAILS AND PUPPY DOGS' TAILSSlime Laying, Unpleasant Garden Species Are Nominally Described Suggesting Nastiness And Ickyness. Lying 'Sisters' Are Naturally Deceitful - Painting Untruthful Pen-Pictures You Depict Outrageousness Grossly Slandering The Angelic, Innocent Little Saints Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
STATE OF THE ARTSpending The Amount That's Expected, One Finds They Have Encompassed All Recent Technologies Tony McCoy O'Grady
TO BE OR NOT TO BEThe Option's Between Enduring One's Repetitive Nightmare, Or To Terminate One's Breathing Existence TMcCO'G referring to Hamlet's famous soliloquy musing on suicide.
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays
THIS IS WHAT I MEAN! (2)This Hear! I Said I Scoff Workers Haplessly Assuming That I Meant: Enventually! Absolutely, Now! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:The Workforce
THIS IS WHAT I MEAN!Take Heed! I'm Still Immeasureably Superior, Wanting Happiness Always. To Increase My Exacerbation: Absolutely, Not! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
THIS IS ALL LIESTruth Here Is Suspect! I Shan't Allow Little Lousy Liars Invent Exaggerated Stories. Tony McCoy O'Grady
THEN WHAT?Total Headrest Ensues. Not What Horny Angela Thought! Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela mentioned that she wanted to finish an email and get to bed before midnight, but she only had 9 minutes left - Tony said "Don't worry, the hero always arrives just before the clock on the bomb has ticked down to zero. Expect a tall dark stranger to burst into your room any minute now." To which Angela replied "And whisk me to bed in the nick of time? Then what?!" so Tony responded with this acronym.
TALLY HOToward Any Lethal Limb Your Horse Opts Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
UNDILUTED GRADE A CANADIAN NONSENSE CONCENTRATEUnnervingly Normal? Dial Into Lunatics Unlimited. They Export Drivel, Gibberish, Ridiculousness - All Daily! Emails Are Completely Absurd, No Alternative Deliveries Include A Nation's Nonsense. Order Now! Sanity's Exaggerated; Nobody Sane Ever Created Outstanding New Custard-Extracting Nets. Try Real Absurdity Today, Everyone! Angela Brett, when Rob challenged her to acronymise that phrase after she'd commented that every email she'd received that morning was from him.
USUAL WAY TO DO THINGSUnvaried Style Undoubtably Averts Laughter. Why Aren't You Trying Out Different Organisational Tactics? Have Innovative & New Goals, Steve! Angela Brett... referring, of course, not to Steve Jobs, Steve Wozniak, or Commissioner Steve, but the Steve whatsisname who is the CEO of Microsloth.
VERY GOOD!Victorious Exclamation. Really You Give One Obvious Delight. Tony McCoy O'Grady, after he typed 'VERY GOOD!' in an email to Angela and she reminded him that capitalised phrases ought to be acronymised.
VISIT USAVacations Including Scenes Illustrating The Ugliest Sexual Adventures Rico Leffanta
VOULEZ-VOUS?Voicing Our (Using Language Exotic) Zeal, Veritably, Our Urges Satisfied! Robert Anonymous
Science:Linguistics:French Words
WAKE UP!We're All Keenly Expecting Undelayed Play! Angela Brett, when an opponent on an online game was not responding.
WE WILL SEEWhile Everyone Waits Impatiently, Looking Like Something Expecting Explosion Angela Brett
WHAT'S GOING ONWe Have A Tight Schedule; Get Onto It Now! Goof Off Never! Angela Brett
YELLING INTO A DEAF EARYou Evidently Listen Little. I'll Now Generate Increased Noise (Throat Open And Declaim Excessively) And Facilitate Effecting A Response Tony McCoy O'Grady