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100% CACalculator's 'About' Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the historian's habit of not bothering to calculate the dates of birth or death of historical characters precisely, instead calculating loosely on the lines of Tony McCoy O'Grady 1950 ca., when they were too lazy to check it out.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
100% CA (2)Clearly Around Rico Leffanta
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
80% CAASCan't Anyone Agree on Something? Credit: Spoof of a project with the same acronym. This expansion better describes how the project is going.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
100% CAATINGACovering An Arboreal Tract In Natural Granite Area Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
100% CABContains Autoist Bottom Dustan Dowsing
Transport
100% CABBAGECertainly At Best Boiled, Always Gets Eaten Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
100% CABINETCaring About Business Induces Negative Employer's Threat Dundee
Commerce
100% CABINET (2)Collectivity Assures Blame Is Never Effectively Tackled Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
Commerce
100% CABIRCells Affected By Internet Rage Sean Lamb (Cabir is the name of the first worm to infect cell phones)
Communication
100% CABIR (2)Creating Another Bluetooth Infection Readily Sean Lamb (Cabir is the name of the first worm to infect cell phones via their bluetooth capabilities)
Communication
100% CABLECrappy Asyncronous Bandwidth Limited Experience SafT
Computers:Internet
100% CABLE (2)Connect And Begin Leeching Excessively Angela Brett
Computers:Internet
100% CABLE (3)Chewing A Bit Lacks Excitement Tony
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% CABLE MODEMCan Anyone Bite Large Exterior? May Obviously Damage Entrails, Ma'am. Jeff Anonymous
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% CACKLECreated Audible Comedic Kinesis... Logically Enough Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
100% CACKLE (2)Children And Counterparts Keep Laughing Endlessly Rico Leffanta
Laughter
100% CACKLINGChuffed About Carrying Key Lime IBook - Not Gloating! Angela Brett, who still grins/cackles joyously when she thinks about having a KEY LIME IBOOK, and how she came to have it.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Laughter
100% CADCowardly And Deceitful Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% CAD (2)Can't Actually Draw Tony McCoy O'Grady (CAD usually stands for Computer Aided Design)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
100% CADMIUMChemical Apparently Defends Metals In Unfriendly Milieus. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
89% CAFFEINECola And Fizz For Extensive Infusion of Nightly Energy MLF
Science:Chemistry
Food & Drink:Drinks
100% CAIROCan Another Incarnation Recruit Others? Sean Lamb (Cairo was Microsoft's code name for Windows NT 4.0, which was supposed to get everyone off the Win9x kernel series)
Computers:Windows
100% CAITIFFCharacter Always Inclined Toward Inheriting Friend's Fortune Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
100% CAITLINCan Actually Involve Taking Life's Inconveniences Naturally Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
100% CAIUS MARCIUSCoriolanus, An Invincible Uptight Soldier, Makes Aufidius Resentful - Crushed In Unsuccessful Siege Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Coriolanus
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Coriolanus
100% CAKECooks A Kiss Edible Rico Leffanta, because of a woman who told him the only way she could kiss her sons was to bake them a cake.
Food & Drink
100% CAKE (2)Change, Accountability, Knowledge & Entrepreneurship Tony
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Employee Recognition Program
100% CAKE = TOO REAL PIE!Circumference (Around Kitchen Edible) = Two (One + One) * Radius * (Eating Always Luscious) Pi (Irrational Escape!) Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Boston Cream Cake: Also (Too) Pie!
Food & Drink
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
100% CALCIUMCommon And Like Chalk It's, Unusually, Metallic Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% CALCULATECosts: Accurately Logged! Counter Unnecessary Longings! Advance Truth Empathetic! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Commerce
100% CALCULATORComplex And Liberating Creation - Users Lose Ability To Orchestrate Ratios Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics
Science:Electronics
100% CALCULATOR (2)Challenged - Arithmetically Love Computing Using Least-Advanced, Typically Onmoney Reckoning! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics
Science:Electronics
100% CALCULATOR (3)Children Always Love Computing Using Least-Advanced, Typically Onmoney Reckoning! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics
Science:Electronics
100% CALCULATOR (4)Children Always Look Comfortable Using Least-Advanced, Typically Onmoney Reckoning! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics
Science:Electronics
80% CALCULUSComplicated Algebraic Logic for Calculating Useful Limits and Undefined Sums Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics
100% CALENDARComplete Annual List, Entaililing Numerous Divisions And Rectangles Matthew Oram
Time
100% CALENDAR (2)Creation Actually Lists Every "Next Day". Annually Replaced. Roger Williams
Time
100% CALIBANCreature Accepts Life Is Brutish And Nasty Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Tempest
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Tempest
100% CALIFORNIAClimate Always Lovely, Is Fruitful Of Rising Newcomers In Arts Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
100% CALIFORNIUMClassified Actinide. Lecturers In Fusion Often Refer. Named In University's Memory. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% CALIGULACrazy! A Leader Italian, Gave Up Lingering Astuteness Robert Anonymous -- Caligula was one of the early emperors of the Roman Empire whose reign was short (sometime around 37-41 CE) due to his insanity.
Politics:Royalty:Royals
100% CALL A COPCancel All Laws Limiting Any Christmas Office Party Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
100% CALL BACKSCompile A Little Log Book About Customers - Keep Secret! Tony McCoy O'MayIHaveFiveMinutesOfYourTimeToDiscussXYZ?
Commerce
100% CALLING TREECommunication Ala Land Line In Necessary Goings To Reach Everyone Eventually Jan Morgan -- many organizations use this system so one person doesn't have to make 50 or so phone calls
Communication
100% CALLIOPECould A Lovely Lady Inspire One Poet's Eloquence? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends
100% CALMComposed A Lot, Moderate Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% CALORIECannot Allow Living Off Rapturous Impulsive Eating Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
100% CALORIE (2)Can A Living Organism Release Its Energy? Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
100% CALUMETCan Anyone Lend Us More Egalitarian Tobacco? Rico Leffanta
Drugs
100% CALVARYChrist At Last Validated And Respectfully Yielded Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
100% CALVINCan Achieve Little, Vision Is Nil Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
100% CAMBODIACompletely Appalling - Millions Butchered Or Died In Atrocities. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% CAMELCigarettes Affect Many Emphysemic Lungs Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs:Tobacco
83% CAMEL (2)Carrying Amorous Males to Exquisite Ladies Mary Carr
Science:Biology:Animals
Transport
100% CAMELBACKCab's About Middle. Engineer Looks Back And Controls Kettle. Sean Lamb (a camelback locomotive is a steam engine where the control cab is wrapped around the middle of the boiler rather than at the rear end of it; smaller locomotives were also sometimes called 'tea kettles')
Transport:Trains
88% CAMELOTCourt Arthur Made (into) Exceptional Legend - Or Truth? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
100% CAMELOT (2)Can A Myth Endure, Lingering Over Time? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
100% CAMELOT (3)Could A Mythology Evolve Loosely On Truth? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
100% CAMEOCharming And Magnificently Executed Ornament TMcCO'G
Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories
100% CAMEO (2)Caught Amongst Movie Extras Once TMcCO'G
Entertainment:Movies
100% CAMERACapture A Moment - Enlargements Readily Available Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Electronics
100% CAMERA (2)Can A Machine Easily Record Activities? Roger Williams
Science:Electronics
100% CAMERONCaring Adult Manages Educating Rambunctous Observant Novices Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
100% CAMEROONCentral African Mountainous Equatorial Region, Offshoot Of Nigeria. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% CAMILLAGATECould A Man In Love Leave Another Girl... And The Empire? Angela Brett, referring to the 1993 'Camillagate' scandal involving secretly recorded phone conversations between Prince Charles and Camilla Parker-Bowles.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Politics:Royalty
100% CAMILLE JAVALCan Any Man In Love Leave Early Just As Virgin Accepts Love? Rico Leffanta (Camille Javal is better known as Brigitte Bardot)
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
100% CAMINOCan't Anyone Make Intelligent Naming Options? Rob Rix (they changed Chimera's name to Camino recently. I think there is/was an X-Windows browser called Chimera already out there.)
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
100% CAMLANConflict As Modred Lead Arthur's Nemesis Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
100% CAMPAIGNCome And Make Protest, Abuse Is Growing Nationwide Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to this request on the Apronyms Forums: We are forming a new community group to end abuse, we are looking for a catchy acronym using the A for abuse. We don't want to limit ourselves to only family violence, or child abuse. Our purpose is to educate and raise awareness.
People & Relationships:Abuse
88% CAMP FOXCourtesan's A Military Prostitute - Financed Outta X-factor Tony McCoy O'Grady - who just discovered that British service personnel are paid an 'X-factor' to compensate for the disruptions and disadvantages of life in the armed forces..... and thought "what better way for a soldier to spend his X-factor than on a Camp Follower - maybe even a foxy one.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Military
100% CAMPINGCanvas Accommodation Mightn't Persist In Nasty Gale. Angela Brett
Sports & Recreation:Travel
100% CAMPING (2)Create A Mobile Paradise In Nature's Glory TMcCO'G
Sports & Recreation:Travel
100% CAMPUSConveniently Assembled, Many Professors & University Students Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
Places:Buildings
100% CANADACanucks Are Not Americans! Dammit All! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
86% CANADA (2)Country, A Northern Abode, by Degrees Arctic Robert Anonymous and Ximena Alberttis
Places:Countries
86% CANCERCan Anyone Not Comprehend? (it's) Entire Rot! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Astrology
100% CANCER (2)Cell Apoptosis? Never! Choke Every Rival. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% CANCER (3)Cells Attacked, Never Ceasing, Enters Radiation Jan Morgan
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% CANCER (4)Causing Anxiety Neurosis, Capable, Emotional Resolve Jan Morgan -- can be a hypochondriac, but keeps emotions in check
Religion:Astrology
100% CANCER (5)Cancer Avoidance Needs Clever/Comprehensive Educational Resources Tony
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% CANDELACalculating A Non-Dark (Electrically Lit?) Area Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
100% CANDLECylindrical Artifact, Non Dripping, Light Emitting. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects
100% CANDYChocolates And Nougat Delight You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Confectionery
100% CANDY (2)Caring Adult Needs Details, Yet Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
100% CANDY (3)Cavities Advantage, Never Doubts You Jan Morgan
Food & Drink:Confectionery
85% CAN I HAVE ONE?Could Angela Nab It? Hallowed Apple Vendors Even Offer Not-for-sale Evangelism. Angela Brett, commenting on the many pieces of Apple merchandise (some of which only staff of Apple and AppleCentres should be able to get a hold of) she's managed to acquire for free simply by asking friendly Apple dealers.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
92% CAN I SMACK YOUCouple Are Newly Into Sado-Masochism & Although Comfortably Kinky, Yet (are) Obviously Understated TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% CANNABISCommon Around Netherlands, Not Accepted By International Society Angela Brett
Drugs:Cannabis
100% CANNABIS (2)Class A Narcotic? No... A Barely Illegal Substance. Angela Brett
Drugs:Cannabis
80% CANNES 2000 MOVIE STARSCinema Awards Nailing Names Especially Stars 2 (to) 0 (oh!) 0 (oh!) 0 (oh!) Move Over Venus! I'm Easily Superior To Aphrodite's Regional Success! Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Movies
100% CANNOT FIND SERVERConnectivity Across Network Nodes Often Tangles Files Innocently Named. Decent Security Ever Requires Vigilance, Especially Remotely Sean Lamb
Computers:Internet
100% CANOECan Anyone Navigate Ocean Ebb? Rico Leffanta
Transport
100% CANOE (2)Can A Novice Overturn Easily? Roger Williams
Transport
Sports & Recreation
100% CANOE (3)Canada's A Neat Overseas Experience Angela Brett, who spent a fair bit of time in canoes while visiting Canada.
Transport
Sports & Recreation
100% CANOE (4)Canada's Apparently National Overwater Experience Rob Rix
Transport
Sports & Recreation
100% CANOPYCan Abundant Nylon Overhead Protect You? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation:Parachuting
100% CAN'T SEECannot Actually Notice Things, Sadly 'Empty' Eyes Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% CANVASCreative Artists Need Vacant Art Slates Sean Lamb (most paintings that I've seen are on canvas, after all)
Art & Literature
100% CAPACITIESCupful And Pint And CC, Intended To Itnternationalise Exact Standards Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
100% CAPE VERDEClaimed As Portuguese Earlier. Volcanic. Emerged Republican, Destitution, Emigration. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% CAPIContemptible And Pitiful Interface CAPI = Crypto Application Programming Interface (Microsoft)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Programming
100% CAPITALChief Among Population's Inhabited Towns Across Landscape Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Towns & Cities
94% CAPITALIST COUNTRY Creation of A Product, Intensive Television Advertising, Launch It, Start Taking Cash Off Unwary Nitwits. The Revenue's Yours Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
100% CAPITAL LETTERS PLEASECould All Participants Integrate Their Acronym Lettering. Let's Explain That This Eases Reading. Some People Leave Expansions Abyssmally Sloppily Executed! Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Edwin didn't capitalise the initials in his expansion.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% CAPITOLCongested Area Politicians Inhabit To Oversee Legislation Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
Places:Buildings
100% CAPRICORNCan A Prediction Really Indicate Close Ones' Romantic Notions? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Astrology
100% CAPRICORN (2)Can Acquire Patience, Reliable Individual Considers Opinions, Reasonably Neutral Jan Morgan -- neutral = adaptable
Religion:Astrology
100% CAPSCease All Pathetic Shouting Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Advice
100% CAPS LOCKCreating Acronyms? Please See Listed Obligations - Charter's Known Tony McCoy O'Grady and Angela Brett, because of the rule in THE ACRONYMISTS' CHARTER saying that IF YOU PUT A WORD IN CAPS YOU MUST ACRONYMISE IT.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% CAPS LOCK (2)Could Angela Perhaps Say, "Luck's Out... Charter's Known!"? Jeff Anonymous (see CAPS LOCK)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
88% CAPTAINComplacent And Peremptory - Thinks Army-life Is Nice Tony McCoy O'Grady and Mike Redmond
Military:Ranks
100% CAPTURECopse Attack! Plot Tracks! Unnameable Rewards! Existence! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Capture escapee.
Military
100% CAPTURE (2)Create Apronyms, Pert Terms Unbearable! Recall Effortlessy! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% CAPULETCantankerous And Proud - Ultimately Learns Eternal Truth Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Romeo and Juliet
100% CARCarries Around Riders Edwin Hermann
Transport
100% CARAMELChewy And Relatively Aromatic - Mine's Especially Lovely Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Confectionery
100% CARAVANCruises All 'Round Area - Vacationers' Abode, Normally. Angela Brett
Transport
100% CARBONConstituent All Real Breathing Organisms Need Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% CARBONATIONCarbonic Acid Rests. Bottle Opened. New Atmosphere Taints. Intense Oxidation Now. Robert Anonymous
Science:Chemistry
Food & Drink:Drinks
100% CARBON SINKCan Arboretums Really Balance One Nation's Soaring Industrial Noxiousness? Kooky! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Environment
100% CARDCat's Anus Really Damaged Jeff Anonymous, explaining what happens if your cat thinks your sound card smells like fish.
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% CARD (2) Can Actually Rupture Duodenum Jeff Anonymous and Angela Brett
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% CARD GAMESCheating, A Risky Deal, Gamblers Are Master Evasion Sleuths Robert Anonymous
Entertainment:Games
100% CARDIFFCan Anyone Really Do It For Free? John Richard Jones
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
100% CARDINAL WOLSEYCatholic - Asks Rome's Delay In Nullity. Anne's Lutheran Ways Offend, Leaves Strong Evidence, Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry VIII
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry VIII
83% CARDSClubs, Auricles, Royalty, Diamonds and Spades Angela Brett. WARNING, plug coming up... (And don't forget to check out my card game, Once in a Lifetime! It's at http://acronyms.co.nz/software/OIAL.html)
Entertainment:Games
100% CARECreate A Rapport, Eventually Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
People & Relationships
100% CARE (2)Call Auntie Regularly, Everyone! Patricia Rix
Assorted Verbs
People & Relationships
100% CAREERCan A Really Elderly Entrant Rise? Patricia Rix, adding: Or has one reached forced retirement?
People & Relationships:The Workforce
100% CARING'Concern' - A Requirement In Nurses Globally Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Healthcare Occupations
100% CARLEYCan Anyone Respond Logically, Except You? Angela Brett, when somebody posted on the Apronyms forums asking for an expansion of her name. We can't come up with a name expansion which has any relevance to a particular person without knowing anything about that person... we could only make up some random description of nobody in particular, and if there happens to be somebody with that name who fits the description it's just a fluke. It takes the 'apro' out of 'apronym'.
Names:First names:Female
100% CARLEY (2)Carefree After Repaying Loan, Exclaims 'Yippee!' Angela Brett -- the name Carley comes from ceorl, an Ancient Germanic word meaning 'Freeholder'
Names:First names:Female
100% CARLEY (3)Continues Accumulating Rental Lucre Every Year Angela Brett -- the name Carley comes from ceorl, an Ancient Germanic word meaning 'Freeholder'
Names:First names:Female
100% CARLEY (4)Could Anyone Remotely Located Encapsulate You? Tony -- see CARLEY
Names:First names:Female
100% CARLOSCatch Australian's Real Life On Screen Angela Brett (Carlo was one of the housemates on the third series of Australian Big Brother.)
Names:First names:Male
Names:Famous people
100% CARL SAGANCausing Another Ridiculous Law Suit, Apple Grouses Astronomer's Nerve Sean Lamb (Carl Sagan was Apple's code name for the Powermac 7100/66; when Mr. Sagan learned of the code name creation, he sued to prevent it's use within Apple)
Names:Famous people
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
Names:Code Names:Apple
100% CARMENCigarette Artisan's Rose Mesmerises Engaged Nobleman TMcCO'G
Entertainment

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