Awfully Peculiar Racket - Ordinary Names Yield Meanings, Surprisingly!
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| ABC | Alpha Born Coder! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Science:Linguistics |
| A B CEE DEES OF LIFE! | Almighty Beautiful Craft: Earth. Eve: Devil's/Deception Eatingly Entertained. Sinners Offered Forgiveness. Life/Love/Law Intact Forever. Emmanuel! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Religion |
| A B CEES OF LIFE! | Apronymists Bravely Create Expansions, Enthusiastically Submit, Opportune Finds, Learned Innovatively. Fact: Expansion! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms |
| ACRONYM (9) | Almost Concealed. Remnant Only Nudges Your Memory. |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Inspired by Gavin's ACRONYM (5) Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms |
| ADDERS | Absolutely Dirty, Dust Eden Reptiles! Slither! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin |
| AID | Annual Income Decrement |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Tax Assessment. Commerce:Money |
| ALAS! | Advantage Lost! Abashed! Surprise! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Main |
| ALGEBRA (4) | Arithmetic Logically Grasps, Expressing Bounties: Representation Algebraic! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Science:Mathematics |
| ALGEBRA (6) | Arithmetic Lovingly Grasps, Expressing Bounties: Representation Algebraic! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Science:Mathematics |
| ALGEBRA (7) | Arithmetic Literally Generalized! Expressions Birth Real Abstraction/Adaptibility! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Science:Mathematics |
| AMERICA (3) | Acquire Money! Exploit Resources Innovatively! Capital Access! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Places:Countries Commerce |
| APRONYM! | Acronym's Peak! Representation Organic, Novel, Yare, Mirthful! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Y was the hardest! Fortunately, Y is has only pages 1365-1370 in Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary (Tenth Edition.) So, I learned YARE! THANK YOU, Tony McCoy O'Grady, Angela Brett & all the rest of APRONYMANIACSVILLE! The only times I have learned more is when I have made original math discoveries. Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms |
| APRONYM (3) | Alphabet Produces Recognizable Ordering: Namely Your Meaning! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Yesterday I heard a radio interviewer use the phrase "alphabetic codes" as he decoded the ABBREVIATION of the guest (a HEALTH EXPERT.) So, the ACRO/APRO/MANIA in me immediately recognized that some variation of "ALPHABETIC CODES" would be a PERFECT START FOR APRONYMIZING "ACRONYM"! Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms |
| APRONYM (4) | Alphabet Produces Recognizable Ordering: Namely Your Message! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. as a variation on APRONYM (3) Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms |
| APRONYMISTS | Admitted Punsters. Rarely Observed Newness, Yet Maturity. Innovative Sages. Truth Seekers. |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms |
| APRONYMS (15) | Acronyms' Peaks! Representations Organic, Novel, Yare, Mirthful, Succinct! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. as a variation of APRONYM! Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms |
| APRONYMS (16) | Acronyms' Punny Retrievers! Organized Novelties! Your Memory Smiles! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. My second TRIAL. Charged with? Caught READ-handed on the World Wide Web with Tony McCoy O'Grady's APRONYMS! (12 counts as of 7/24/2003.) Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms |
| APRONYMS (17) | Acronyms' Punny Relatives! Organized Nearness! Your Memory Secure/Smiles! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms |
| APRONYMS (18) | Acronyms' Palatable Relatives Organizing Nutritiously, Yummy Memory Savoriness! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. (perhaps this is a second course for ACRONYMS (16)) Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms |
| APRONYMS (19) | Acronyms' Punny Relatives! Organizing Nicely Your Memory Security! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms |
| APRONYMS (20) | Acronyms Preeminently Realized! Organizing Nuggets! Your Memory Soars! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms |
| APRONYMS (21) | Acronyms' Preeminence! Really Organizing Naturally Your Memory Skills! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms |
| APRONYMS (22) | Acronyms' Preeminence! Real Organic Natural! Your Memory Super! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms |
| APRONYMS (26) | Acronyms' Peaks! Rearrangements Organic Nuances! Your Memory Semantic! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Trying for the ABSOLUTE MAXIMUM PEAK for APRONYMS Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms |
| APRONYMS (29) | Apt = Pert = Refined Ore = Nuggets! Yield Mined/Mind Scintillation! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms |
| APRONYMS (38) | Acronyms Perfected! Relations Organic/Obvious! Now Your Memory Scintillates! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms |
| APTITUDE! | Applying Potential, Talented Individuals Travel Upward, Defying Encumbrances! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. People & Relationships:Personality Traits |
| APTITUDE (3) | Asset! Progress Through Implementing Talent. Upward: Daily Excellently |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. People & Relationships |
| AS WAR GROWS SO SIRC'S CAPITAL GROWS | Annual Spring Warnings! Assets Required Gone! Real Opportunity Wasted! So Seek Orders Simply Infinitely Reliable Clocks! Seize Command! Army Pursue Intelligence! Time And Luck Give Resources! Opportunists Win Sales |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. (see FAIL SAFE!) Commerce:Companies:SIRC |
| BABY'S BRAIN | Begining At Birth You Saw, Behaved, Reasoned, Adapted, Interpreted Naturally! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Your site has engaged my mind far above all the others combined! I suppose that being a MATH WIZ (I need to APRONYMIZE that!), with a strange sense-of-humor makes your site so appealing to what has been a longing in me since I started with a BABY'S BRAIN! Science:Biology:Body Parts |
| BARGAIN | Buyer Acquired "Resources = Great" Amount Invested Near/Nil! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Commerce |
| BARGAIN (2) | Business Acumen Requires Grasping Accurately Investment Needs/Numerically! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Commerce |
| BIG GOAL: LEAP! | Believe In God. God Obey. Advance Love. Love / Encourage / Affirm People! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Religion |
| BLUE (4) | Blue Lakes. Unbounded Expanses. |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Assorted Adjectives:Colours Places:Waterways |
| CAKE = TOO REAL PIE! | Circumference (Around Kitchen Edible) = Two (One + One) * Radius * (Eating Always Luscious) Pi (Irrational Escape!) |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Boston Cream Cake: Also (Too) Pie! Food & Drink Science:Mathematics:Geometry |
| CALCULATE | Costs: Accurately Logged! Counter Unnecessary Longings! Advance Truth Empathetic! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Commerce |
| CALCULATOR (2) | Challenged - Arithmetically Love Computing Using Least-Advanced, Typically Onmoney Reckoning! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Science:Mathematics Science:Electronics |
| CALCULATOR (3) | Children Always Love Computing Using Least-Advanced, Typically Onmoney Reckoning! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Science:Mathematics Science:Electronics |
| CALCULATOR (4) | Children Always Look Comfortable Using Least-Advanced, Typically Onmoney Reckoning! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Science:Mathematics Science:Electronics |
| CAPTURE | Copse Attack! Plot Tracks! Unnameable Rewards! Existence! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Capture escapee. Military |
| CAPTURE (2) | Create Apronyms, Pert Terms Unbearable! Recall Effortlessy! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms |
| CHILD (4) | Considered Harmless, Immediate Laughing, Departs |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. People & Relationships |
| CIRCLE (2) | Circulating, Inhabitable, Rotational, Cycle Logical Ellipses/Eclipses! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. CIRCLE! EARTH: DAYS, YEARS, Eclipses & the wonderful Cycle Logical PREDICTABLE SCIENCE. Science:Mathematics:Geometry |
| CIRCLE PERIMETER | Circumference (Irrational Ratio Called-Logically!) Equals Pi! (Energizes Representation In Math Equations) Two (Er) Radius |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Outside of parentheses in EXPANSION: Circumference = Pi Two Radiusor C=2*Pi*R. The ! signals that (Irrational Ratio Called-Logically!) is Pi! "Called-Logically!" is a PUNNY way of saying "most Pies are CIRCLES." Er is Chinese Two. Hope the grave accent for Èr worked. I thought that (Energizes Representation In Math Equations) was very important. For centuries, primary school children have learned C=2*Pi*R, so this inclusion might help whoever reads this APRONYM when they study advanced math. Science:Mathematics:Geometry |
| CODE (3) | Condensation Of Data. Extraction |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Communication |
| CODER | (Condenser Of Data) = (Expert - Recorder) |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Communication |
| COMPUTERS (2) | Convey Others' Messages! Produce Useful Tips! Electronically Run Securely! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Computers |
| COW | Cuddly Over - Weight |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Science:Biology:Animals |
| CRAMMED | Creatively Represented, Apronymic Memory. Mnemonics Extra Dense! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms |
| CRIMINALS: GET WEALTH, POWER, FAME! | Criminals Repent: Invest Mind/Money In Nurturing Altruism/Achievements, Living Sacrificially. Get Eternal Treasure. Wealth Earned Assures Life's/Lasting/Luxe: True Happiness. Power: Omnipotent's Wonderful Encouragement Receive. Fame: Almighty's Measureless Empathy! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. The Organising Principles of Expansion: 1. Each Word of Apronym Expands to one sentence. 2. Each Word of Apronym is the Expansion of its Initial in the APRONYM. These contraints strengthen the APRONYM, because the expansion is more predictable. I like that. Religion People & Relationships:Law & Order People & Relationships:Advice |
| DAYS | Daze At Year Start! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Hope these Rough DAYS do not lead to a Rough Year! Glad: not a drink over half my 58 year sojourn. No New Year Party for this Organic Vegan. Time |
| DEFINES | Dictionary Entry Found In Next Edition Says/States |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Science:Linguistics |
| DETERMATHATIONS | Daily Explain/Energise/Engineer! Test/ Extend Reality! Multiply Algorithms / Tools Habile! Advance/Adapt! Transfinites: Infinities/Increasing/Infinitely, Observe Nuances! Sciences/Study! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Science:Mathematics Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words |
| DREADS | Daring Reality Envelops Annihilates Death! Saviour! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. People & Relationships:Emotions People & Relationships:Death |
| EAR (3) | Equilibrator / Aural Receptor |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Science:Biology:Body Parts |
| !ERROR! ?MESSAGE? | Evaluation Required! Read Old Recondite Manuals! Exhaust Sentience Spirit! !Apathy! !Generally! !Ensues! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Computers |
| FAIL SAFE | Family! Adult In Loving Sweet Abode! Fails Employers! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. People & Relationships:Family |
| FAIL SAFE! | Failure: Assuredly Impossible! (Lost Stability Automatically - First Energising!) |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Inciders obtaned this Ofishyule Seekret Docyoumeant of the SIRC (Sertintlee Infinnitlee Relieabell Corporation) "From page 123 of the SIRC (Proprietary Info): 'This widely advertised, THINGAMAJIG has specifications (inside parentheses are actual performance): Failure: Assuredly Impossible! (Loses Stability Automatically - First Energising). ONLY USE IN NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MORTAL COMBAT ."Furthermore, because of our marketers' keen insight, we sold hundreds where the soldiers used THINGAMAJIGs only as specified. AS WAR GROWS SO SIRC'S CAPITAL GROWS" Assorted Adjectives Commerce:Companies:SIRC |
| FAILURE (2) | Failure = (Assets + Income Lowering Uncontrollably Repeatedly) < Expenses |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Commerce |
| FAITH (2) | Full Assurance. Invisible = Trusted Hope! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Reference: Hebrew 11:1. Religion |
| FAITHFUL | Facts: Almighty = Individuals' Trust! Hebrews 11. Fulfilled Unseen's Love/Law! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Religion People & Relationships:Personality Traits |
| FAITHFUL (2) | Faithful Accept Infinite's Truth! Hold Fully Unlimited Love! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Religion People & Relationships:Personality Traits |
| FENCES | Force: Even Not! Cage Envelops Stuff! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Concentration camp, World War 2. See THEULTIMATENONVIOLENTMAN. Military:War & Terrorism |
| FIFTEEN (2) | Fifteen = Increment (Fourteen). Ten Evidently Exceeds Nine. |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Science:Mathematics:Numbers |
| FINE! | Fine! In Next Encounter ...! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Communication |
| FIRST | Foremost Innovator, Respected Sage Top |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Assorted Adjectives |
| FOOD (2) | Finest Organic Ongoing Delight |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Organic Vegan admits that Total Organic, even with organic meat is more of a Delight than regular meat, although not Finest. (And I am certain that there are Organic Vegans with a higher/healthier experience than mine.) Food & Drink |
| FREE OFFER! | Funds Required: Exorbitant! Enticing Offer! Fools Futilely Expect Reward! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Commerce |
| GREEN (4) | Grass Ranges Earth Enveloping Nurturing |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Science:Biology:Plants Assorted Adjectives:Colours |
| GROWS | Given Resources Opportunists Win Sales! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Commerce |
| HEARING | Hearing: Environment Aurally Receive / Interpret Navigate Grasp |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Science:Biology Communication |
| HEAVEN (2) | Hyperdevelopment: Emmanuel Almighty - Virgin Energises Newborn! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Places Religion |
| HELP WANTED: CALCULATORS! | Hardworkers Enthusiastically Lifting People Wanted! Affordable New Tools/Techniques, Ensue. Dependable: Custodians, Accountants, Leaders, Craftsmen/Craftswomen, Unnamed, Laborers, Advertisers, Technologists, Operators, Receptionists, Secretaries! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. People & Relationships:The Workforce |
| HERO (2) | He Eventually Rises Over! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. People & Relationships Art & Literature:Fictional Characters |
| HOPE (2) | Hope Object: Pleasant Expectation! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. People & Relationships:Emotions |
| HORSES | Humans' Overiding/Overall Resource Speed Earthshakin' Steeds! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Science:Biology:Animals Transport |
| HUWOMANITY | Honour Ultimately Womens' Opportunities! Mother Affirm / Nurture Infants, Teens, Youth! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words People & Relationships |
| IMAGE! | Interceding Man, Almighty God: Emmanuel! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Refers to Colossians 1:15 "Who is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn of every creature:" (King James Version) Religion |
| INSPIRED | Inspired: Nurturing Spirit Presented Infinite's Redemption / Emmanuel’s Desire |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Religion People & Relationships:Thoughts |
| INVALID | Inane Nonsense: Verily, A Logically? Inferred Deprivation |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Assorted Adjectives |
| ITEM | Individually Tally! Expertly Market! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Assorted Nouns |
| JUNE (3) | June Ushers New Era! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Summer in Northern Hemisphere / Winter in Southern Hemisphere. Time:Months |
| JUSTICE FOR ALL! | Just Us! Selfish Temporisers! Individuals Completely Egotistical! For Ourselves! Ruin Antagonists! Low Lifes! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. People & Relationships:Law & Order |
| LIVE (2) | Love Immensely/Innovatively Violent Enemies! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. People & Relationships |
| LOCKS | Locks/Lock! Open: Compatible Keys! Security! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Household Objects |
| LOVE (20) | Lion Omnipotent Victor Emmanuel! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Jesus Christ. Religion People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| MASS (2) | Memory Apronymic: Super - Stuffed! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. referring to the mass of information which can be crammed in using apronyms. Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms |
| MATH (2) | Manna! Abstract/Apparent Truth Habitually/Healthfully! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Science:Mathematics |
| MATH THEM MATICS! | Multiply Access To Help! Training ==> Housing, Employment, Meals! Mobilise Addicts Thru Innovative Compassion! Soar! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Science:Mathematics |
| MATH THEM MAT TICS | Motivate All Tots Humanely! Technical Humans Elevate Man! Math Advances Technology! Technologists: Invent Comforts Social! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Science:Mathematics |
| MATH WHIZ! | Math's Acme, Traveling Higher! Wishes He'd Invented Zero! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Relaxing from TEDIOUS APRONYMISING! (after CIRCLE PERIMETER) Science:Mathematics |
| MNEMONIC! | Memory Nugget! Enhancing Mind's Organization / Needs / Intention / Creatively! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. MNEMONIC! was so much fun! Including the 8 lines for Expansion, making MNEMONIC! read down LEFT COLUMN, thus producing ANOTHER MNEMONIC! N spans only pages 769-798 in Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary! (Notice, I am afflicted, not only with ACRO/APRO/NYMA/MAKER/MANIA, but also, EXCLAMATION POINTER/MANIA!) Words & Wordplay |
| MONTH SONDES FALL SEASON HAD SOFT PAST! | Month Of Northern (Top) Hemisphere September/ October/ November/ December/ End (Season = Fall = Autumn) Look Look! Sun's Equinox Autumnal! Same Of Night Hours, As Day! Start Of Fall Time. Providentially: And Spring Time! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. refers to the Vernal Equinox 6 months prior. Even yesterday is just a "SOFT" memory. Also "SOFT" for memory: day = night twice annually. Time:Seasons |
| MOUSE (3) | Makes Obvious Understandable Somehow/Seemingly Explicable! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Computers:Generic Hardware |
| MOUSE (4) | Mobile Obviously Understandable/Useful, Software Executor! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Computers:Generic Hardware |
| NEED | None Eke Ed Drawn |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Either Poverty or Sufficiency. Ed=Education (This is an example of a 'chained apronym' where on top of the usual constraints of an apronym, the last letter of each word in the expansion is the first letter of the next word, and the last letter of the last word is the first letter of the first word.) Education |
| NEW IDEA | Novel Effusive, Wildly/Wonderful, Innovative, Dynamically Expansive, Advancement! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. People & Relationships:Thoughts |
| NINE | Nine = Increment (Number Eight) |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Science:Mathematics:Numbers |
| NINETEEN | Nineteen = Increment (Natural Eighteen). Twenty Evidently Exceeds Nineteen. |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Science:Mathematics:Numbers |
| NITES | Nites Involving Tossing/Turning Eliminated / Surely! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Time Sports & Recreation:Relaxation |
| NUMBERS (3) | Numb! Useless! My Brain Exudes Real Stupidity! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Science:Mathematics:Numbers |
| O MA OW! MA+CHILD! MAN & CHILD THRIVE ON BREAST LOVE! | "One Man And One Woman" = "Marriage." A Child Habitually Involve Lots Dollars/Demands! "Marriage" = "Affirmation, Nurturing, Communication/Commitment/Cooperation/Consecration Happiness/Holiness, Incomparable Love, Devotion/Diligence, Trust/Tenacity, Home, Relation, Integrity, Virtue, Education, Oneness, Natural Beauty! Really Elevates & Affirms Society! Truth!" Love Organic Vegan Edibles! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. (O MA OW refers to pregnancy) 'Marriage Protection Week' was October 12-18, 2003 in the USA. Part of push for an amendment to the US constitution to define 'Marriage is a union of one man with one woman.' APRONYM INSPIRED by the most powerful broadcasts I have heard! The program 'Focus on the Family' airs four times weekdays on WAVA 105.1 FM (from Northern Virginia, USA). At family.org listen to the two-day series for ÊThursday 16 October & Friday 17 October 2003. People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce |
| ONE + ONE = TWO | One (Natural Extender) + One (Nine - Eight) = Two (Wedded ==> " One") |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Two (Wedded ==> " One"): Marriage People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce Science:Mathematics:Numbers |
| ONE (3) | One! Negative Even! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Science:Mathematics:Numbers |
| ONE (4) | One! Natural Elevator/Empathiser! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Science:Mathematics:Numbers |
| ONE (5) | One! Next Escalate! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Science:Mathematics:Numbers |
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