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100% WEEPING WILLOWWith Exceptional Elegance, Plainly It's Naturally Glowious When It's Lovingly Located Over Water TMcCO'G
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
100% WEESWhat Everyone Else Said Acronymous Anonymous
Main
100% WEETBIXWrongfully Executing Enemies... Techniques Being Incredibly Xpert Angela Brett, creating another cereal killer
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:Cereal Killers
83% WEIRDWhat an Enigmatic, Intriguing, Ridiculous Dream! Angela Brett, after having a weird dream involving Tony.
Assorted Adjectives
88% WEIRD ALWacky, Eclectic, Insane, Ridiculous, Deranged and Amusing Lyrics Sean Lamb (who has been a Weird Al fan since "Another One Rides The Bus")
Entertainment:Music:Artists
88% WELCOMEWe Eagerly Look (for) Contributors Offering Mirthful Entries. Tony McCoy O'Grady, welcoming a newcomer to the Acronyms forums.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
100% WELCOME BACK ANGELA!Was Europe Lovely? Canada Offers Many Experiences. But Angela, Creative Kiwi, Absent Negates Goodtimes Everywhere -- Let's Apronymise! Jeff Anonymous, when Angela returned from a round-the-world trip.
Sports & Recreation:Travel
100% WELCOME BREAKWhere Everyone Loves Coming Off Motoring Exit Because Rest Eases Absolute Knackeredness Jan Morgan -- European equivalent to an American Rest Stop
Transport
91% WELCOME TO A SINGLES CLUBWankers Evidently Like Company... Obviously Man's Entry Thrills Oestrogenic Airheads. Some Intoxicated Numbskulls Get Lucky, Except Seldom is Comatose Lust Unconquered by Booze. Angela Brett.
Assorted Phrases
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% WELFARE REFORMWorkers Everywhere Lose Finance As Redundant Extras Receive Easy Funds... Oust Robinhood Men! Angela Brett, who doesn't mind welfare but reforms usually seem to be a waste of time and money.
Politics
Commerce:Money
100% WELLWater! Eureka! Lotsa' Liquid! Roger Williams
Food & Drink
Places:Waterways
100% WENDELLWhen Everyone Needs Direction, Enters Lifes Lessons Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
63% WENDYWent Excitedly (to) Never-never-land During Youth Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
100% WE'RE BACK!Welcome, Everybody! Relax! Enjoy! Backedup Apronyms Completely Kept! Roger Williams - Due to Angela's backed-up data, Apronyms were not lost when the hard drive took a vacation in Feb, 2004.
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
100% WESLEYWas Evangelists' Surname; Ladies Eponymised Young Angela Brett (according to http://babynamer.com, This was the surname of brothers John and Charles Wesley, 18th-century founders of Methodism, a Protestant Christian denomination. It was first used as a given name in their honor during their lifetimes.)
Names:First names:Male
Religion
100% WESTWhere Exits Sun Today Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Positions & Directions
100% WEST VIRGINIAWas Enroute Southeast To Virginia, In Regional Geographical Incentive, Now In Alleghenies Jan Morgan (the state includes Allegheny Plateau)
Places:States & Regions
78% WETSUITWaterproof Elastic Tights for Swimming in Unpleasantly Icy Temperatures. Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing
100% WE WILL SEEWhile Everyone Waits Impatiently, Looking Like Something Expecting Explosion Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
100% WHAT?Would Happily Accept Teaching Tony McCoy O'Grady
Main
100% "WHAT A FINE FAMILY" SAID TONYWe're Heartened At Tony's Accolade, Finding Intelligence Not Exclusively Familial, And Must Improvise Like Yokels, "Such An Impressive Designation! Thanks, O Noble Youth!" Patricia Rix, after what Tony said about the Rix family (which seems to have a genetic predisposition for acronymania)
People & Relationships:Family
97% WHAT ARE ACRONYMS? JUST ABBREVIATIONS?We Here Assert That Acronyms Reflect Expansions And Can be Read Out. Now, You Might Say 'JPF' Uses Same Technique (As Bad Books Recognise) Except Vocally It's Awful. That Is One? No Sir! Angela Brett (see also WHAT IS AN ACRONYM?
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
95% WHAT DOES FLAG STAND FOR?We Have Answer... That Dude O'Grady Expanded as Such: Flutters Loftily And Gloriously. Searcher Typed A Naturally Defined Form Of Request. Angela Brett, in response to an unsuccessful search for the phrase. See FLAG.
Assorted Phrases
100% WHATEVERWe Hear All That's Expressed - Valiantly Eschewing Reasoning Tony McCoy O'Grady - many people with a closed mind will say "whatever" to end a discussion they are bored with.
Communication
100% WHATEVER (2)We Have A Terrific Eventful Very Extraordinary Relationship Judy Bishop. Created it while e-mailing back and forth to friend
People & Relationships
100% WHAT IS AN ACRONYM?We Here Assert That Initials Spell Another (Nice And Compact) Representation, Outlining Neatly Your Meaning. Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% WHAT IS AN APRONYM?We Here At This Internet Site Added New Acronym Partition, Reinforcing Our Normal Yardstick -- Meaning! Angela Brett, doing the title of the page at http://apronyms.com/apronyms.html
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Page Titles
100% WHAT IS THE LONGEST ACRONYM?Well, Here's A Tip - Its Subject Touts Home Electronics. List Of Numerous Genius' Eccentricities - Such Traits Are Considered Representative Of Non-Yoked Minds Angela Brett, when somebody typed 'what is the longest acronym?' into the search field on HTTP://ACRONYMS.CO.NZ>. This acronym is referring to the HERE'S TO THE CRAZY ONES... acronym, which is the longest at the time of adding this acronym, but a current list of all ridiculously long acronyms is at http://apronyms.com/wordswordplay/ridiculouslylongapronyms
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
100% WHAT PEOPLE ARE LOOKING FORWill Hermann Attempt To Program Exploration Of Posts? Listing Every Acronym Reveals, Eventually, Location Of Our Konversations. It's Not Good For Other Reconnaissance. Angela Brett, when someone searched for that phrase on the Acronyms website. If Edwin made the forums searchable, I could integrate a search of the Acronyms Forums into the normal acronym search form, and then someone searching for that phrase would find the 'What people are looking for' threads on the forums. The current such thread is at http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/list.cgi?id=acronyms&user=&session=&root=1015278415, but I start a new thread of what people are looking for whenever one gets too long, so I would recommend going to http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/start.cgi?id=acronyms and looking near the top of the thread list for a thread with 'What people are looking for' in the title.
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
100% WHAT'S GOING ONWe Have A Tight Schedule; Get Onto It Now! Goof Off Never! Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
100% WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THIS CRAP?Who Here Are There To Help Explain How Everything's Linked? Listing Idiotic Silly Acronyms Looks Like Twaddle. Huh, I Swear Contributing Readers Are Psychotic! Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to an unsuccessful search for that phrase.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
78% WHAT? YOU?Who Has Attempted This? You're Obviously Up-for-it Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
100% WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO NOWWorkers, Here's A Task You Ought Undertake. Any Rebel Even Grumbling Obscurely, "I'm Not Going To!" Only Does Overtime; Now Or Weekend? Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce
80% WHECWill Hardware Ever be Compatible? Sean Lamb (WHEC = Windows Hardware Engineering Conference)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
100% WHEELWonderfully Helpful, Enabling Easy Locomotion Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Parts
100% WHEN SOMETHING HAS GONE WRONGWe Have Emergency Notes: Scream! Or, Muff Ears 'Til Hell Is Nearly Gone, Have A Short Game Of 'Nobody Expose Wimpiness' & Resume Our Normal Grind. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Disaster
100% WHIDBEYWhat Has It Done But Ensare You? Sean Lamb (Whidbey is Microsoft's code name for Visual Studio '05; Microsoft's strategy can often be reduced to Embrace-Extend-Extinguish, as they first accept standards then provide "essential" extensions that are only compatible with their own products)
Computers:Programming
Computers:Windows:Applications
Names:Code Names:Microsoft
100% WHINEWail How It's Never Enough Angela Brat
Assorted Verbs
Assorted Nouns:Noises
100% WHINE (2)Wail How I Need Everything Angela Brat
Assorted Verbs
Assorted Nouns:Noises
100% WHINE (3)Want Heaps I'll Never Enjoy Angela Brat (Never Enjoy doesn't necessarily mean Never Get!)
Assorted Verbs
Assorted Nouns:Noises
100% WHINE (4)Why Have _I_ No Esteem? TMcCO'G
Assorted Verbs
Assorted Nouns:Noises
100% WHINE (5)When Happiness Is Not Experienced TMcCO'G
Assorted Verbs
Assorted Nouns:Noises
100% WHINE (6)Whimpering Habitually; It Never Ends! Roger Williams
Assorted Verbs
Assorted Nouns:Noises
100% WHINGEWhy Have I Not Got Everything? Angela Brat, inspired by an unsuccessful search for WHINE... this could be WHINE if you remove the Got but then it doesn't flow as well.
Assorted Verbs
100% WHINNYWhen Horse Imitates Nymphomaniac Nun Yodelling Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns:Noises
100% WHINYWaaah! Help! I Need You! Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
100% WHIPPING BOYWork Harder, I Pay (Peanuts) Iff Niggers Get Bloody Over Yield! Angela Brett
People & Relationships
100% WHISKEYWe Have Irish, Scotch, Kentucky - Enjoy Yourself Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
100% WHISTLER"Windows Has Inconsistencies" Said The Laboratory Engineer Relentlessly Sean Lamb (Whistler was the internal code name used by Microsoft for Windows XP)
Computers:Windows
Names:Code Names:Microsoft
100% WHITEWedding's Hue Is Terrifically Elegant. Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
100% WHITE (2)When Hair Is Terminally Elderly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
93% WHITE CHOCOLATEWhat Holidaymaker Intends To Eat Candy Hearts Or Chocolate? One's Lunch is Accentuated Tastefully, Elegantly Sean Lamb
Food & Drink:Confectionery
100% WHITE ELEPHANT SALEWe Have It Today! Everything Exotic! Ladies, Examine Pink Hammers And Neck Ties. See Amazing Luminous Eyemask! Angela Brett (referring to eye masks used for sleeping)
Commerce
100% WHITE HOUSEWe Have Indicated That Everyone Here Owns/Owes United States Ethics Angela Brett
Politics
Places:Buildings
100% WHITE HOUSE (2)We Have It That Everyone Here Outwitted United States Electors Angela Brett
Politics
Places:Buildings
100% WHITE HOUSE (3)W's Home. I'm Thinking Evidently His Only Until Second Election TMcCO'G
Politics
Places:Buildings
88% WHITTLEWhen He Invented That Thing Life-speed Escalated TMcCO'G
Names:Famous people
100% WHO GOES ON HERE ANYWAY?We Have One Grand Orator, Everyone Shares One 'Nother's Humor. Enjoy Reading Everyone's Apronyms. Now You Will Apronimize. Yahoo! Sean Lamb, apronymising something that was asked on the apronyms forums.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
100% WHO IS IT?Would HyperUnit Offer Individual Signature Identifying Themself Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Acronyms Forums
100% WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?We Had Our Labradors Especially Tethered... Then How Ever Did One Get Scent Of Unsuitable Territory? Angela Brett (Scent Of could be replaced with Sent Off without changing the meaning much.)
Science:Biology:Animals
100% WHOOPWelcome Hearty Outburst Of Pleasure Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
Assorted Nouns:Noises
100% WHOREWoman Hiring Out Reproductive Entrance Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
100% WHOREHOUSEWhere Hookers Operate - Regularly Entertaining Husbands Of Utterly Sexless Entities Penname Nom De Plume
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Places:Buildings
100% WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIREWe Have Once Watched A Network Television Show That Once Boasted Everyone's Attention. Maybe It Lost Luster In One Night After Its Reruns Encored. Sean Lamb
Entertainment:TV shows
100% WIARTONWillie Is A Rodent Trying Out Notoriety Patricia Rix, referring to WIARTON WILLIE, the white groundhog who will be making his annual forecast on Groundhog Day.
Time:Special Occasions
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
100% WIARTON WILLIEWoodchuck Is Albino, Raised To Offer News Winter Is Longer, Like Is Expected. Angela Brett -- see WIARTON. An alternative ending is, 'Lives In Enclosure.'
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
Names:Pet Names
100% WIARTON WILLIE (2)When I Actually Roamed To Ontario, Notorious Woodchuck Indeed Looked Lively In Enclosure. Angela Brett, who met Wiarton Willie while staying in PAISLEY.
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
Names:Pet Names
100% WICCAWitches In Coven Conjure Antichrist Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
100% WICKWith Illumination Comes Knowledge Gavin Lambert (thinking lantern wick in an old library or something)
Art & Literature
Household Objects
100% WICK (2)What's Inside Candles; Kindling Gavin Lambert
Household Objects
100% WICKED WITCHWoman In Castle Knows Extremely Dangerous Wiccan Incantations To Create Havoc Gavin Lambert
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Mythical Creatures
100% WICKIUPWhen It's Cold Kissing Is Usually Perfect Rico Leffanta
Places:Buildings
100% WIDOWSWomen In Danger Of Winning Solitaire Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Family
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
100% WIFEWedded Individual - Female, Essentially. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Family
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
100% WIFE (2)Woman In Futuristic Experiment Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Family
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
100% WIFE (3)Wed Is For Ever Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Family
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
100% WIFE (4)Willfully Insolent Female, Eh? Word Nerd -- This came to me in a flash just this minute. Not my wife, of course. Those in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan are often inclined to ad the closing comment " ... eh?" in routine conversation. Thus we might assume the this woman is a Yooper, i.e., an Upper Peninsula dweller. :)
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
100% WIFE (5)Wanted Immediately For Ever ALBERT JOSE. I found it myself.
People & Relationships:Family
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
100% WIKIPEDIAWhat I Know Is Perfect, Encyclopedia's Definition Is Augmented. Tony McCoy O'Grady I really like the idea of Wikipedia, particularly the notion that people can add extra detail to an entry in an area they know a lot about.
Computers:Internet
100% WIKIPEDIA (2)Which Idiot Keeps Inserting Patently Erroneous Details Into Archive? Tony McCoy O'Grady, mindful that the strength of WIKIPEDIA is also a weakness.
Computers:Internet
100% WIKIPEDIA (3)Well It's Knowlege Is Perfect, Except Don't Invest Assurance Sean Lamb
Computers:Internet
100% WILDWondering If Love Died Rico Leffanta
Assorted Adjectives
100% WILD YAMWill I Live Double Years Appearing Mortesque? Angela Brett -- the ORGANIC HERB spammer mentioned wild yam as one of it's products, so I assume it's rumoured to be good for something, and extending lifespan is a pretty general aim that most remedies share. 'Mortesque' isn't a word but I'm using it to mean something like 'as if dead.' -- you'd have to be careful with anything promising a long life that you didn't end up living another hundred years looking and feeling like a corpse.
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
100% WILD YAM (2)Wonderful In Large Doses You'll Agree, Milady Tony
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
100% WILFRED OWENWatched Innumerable Legions Fall Retaking Enemy's Defences - Opposed War's Excruciating Needlessness. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Writers
100% WILL AND GRACEWorking In Law Ladyman And Nutty Designer Give Romance A Chance. Entertaining! Robert Anonymous
Entertainment:TV shows
100% WILLIAMWas Insecure, Living Lies In Actual Memories Jan Morgan - someone I knew
Names:First names:Male
100% WILLIAMSWise Infantryman Loves Life, Is At Majesty's Service Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry V
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry V
100% WILLIAM SHAKESPEAREWorking In Lovely Lines - Intense And Moving - Scribbled Histories About Kings' Escapades - Some Plays Endure About Romantic Events Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays
Art & Literature:Writers
100% WILLISWas Involved, Learning Lifes Inspired Salvation Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Male
100% WILLOWWonderful In Lovely Latticed Osier Work TMcCO'G
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
100% WILL YOU MARRY ME?We're In Love, Let's Yoke Officially. Utter Magical Affirmative Response, Romantically You're Mine Evermore! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
100% WILL YOU TAKE ME BACK?When I Left (Leaving You Openly Upset) Trivial Annoyances Kept Emotions Masked. Eventually Bewailed Actions, Counting Karma. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
83% WIMPSWeak-willed Individuals Make Pathetic Superheroes Tony McCoy O'Grady
MacGirl & KeyBoard
People & Relationships
100% WIN A TRIP!Wish! I Need Adventure! Take Reward In Promotion! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Sports & Recreation:Travel
100% WINDAWoman Into Non-Dairy Alternatives Angela Brett
Names:You Are What You Eat
100% WINDOWSWill I Never Discover Original, Wondrous Software? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Windows
100% WINDOWS (2)Work Is Near Disastrous, Oh Wretched System! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Windows
100% WINDOWS (3)World Is Not Dominated - Others Will Survive Angela Brett
Computers:Windows
100% WINDOWS (4)Where Indoor Nudity Displays Outdoor Wonder Shows Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns
100% WINDOWS (5)What Idiotic Nerd Developed Our Wierd System? Helen Livesey
Computers:Windows
100% WINDOWS (6)What If Now Dominant OS Won't Survive? Angela Brett
Computers:Windows
88% WINDOWS (7)Why Is Newzealander Deadset Ogre [to] Working System? Jeff Anonymous
Computers:Windows
100% WINDOWS (8)'Working', Indeed... Next Desire's Operating Well! Someday... Angela Brett, in response to WINDOWS (7)
Computers:Windows
100% WINDOWS (9)When It Never Draws One With Style! Angela Brett, because it's sort of odd that Windows should be called that when it's actually not very good at drawing windows (it visibly draws them bit by bit in no particular order)
Computers:Windows
100% WINDOWS (10)Will Install Needless Data On Whole System delt
Computers:Windows
100% WINDOWS (11)What I Need (Domestically) Observing World's Sights Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
100% WINDOWS (12)When Iced, Need Dowsing Of Warm Something Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
100% WINDOWS (13)When Iced, Need Delivery Of Warmth Somehow Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
78% WINDOWS (14)Why Isn't NT Doing Operations We Said [it should.] magicbrowser, because Windows never does what you ask it to do.
Computers:Windows
100% WINDOWS (15)Whistler's In No Danger Of Whistling Speed Angela Brett ('Whistler' is the code-name for Windows XP)
Computers:Windows
100% WINDOWS DEVELOPERWell, It's Not DOS; One Windowing System Demands Engineers, Very Easily Learnable, Only Problem: En Redmond! Gavin Lambert
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
Computers:Windows

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