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| LOVE (2) | Lust Overcomes, Vagina Entered | Steve Keate | 
| LOVE (3) | Likely Outcome Very Exciting | John Brett | 
| LOVE (4) | Little Of Value Eventually | John Brett | 
| LOVE (5) | Lusty Origin Vigorous Ending | John Brett | 
| LOVE (6) | Laugh, Our Vanities Exposed | John Brett | 
| LOVE (7) | Lack Of Visible Evidence | John Brett | 
| LOVE (8) | Life Of Varied Emotions | John Brett | 
| LOVE (9) | Little Organs Virtually Extinct | John Brett | 
| LOVE (10) | Large Organs Visibly Erect | John Brett | 
| LOVE (11) | Lack Of - Very Evil | John Brett | 
| LOVE (12) | Lust Overcomes- Virtue Exits | John Brett | 
| LOVE (13) | Lone Option - Virtual Excitement | John Brett | 
| LOVE (14) | Ladies Of Virtue Extinct | John Brett | 
| LOVE (15) | Loss Of Virginity Expected | John Brett | 
| LOVE (16) | Lewd Outlook - Venal Ending | John Brett | 
| LOVE (17) | Lack Of Variety Exhausts | John Brett | 
| LOVE (18) | Lots Of Valid Expansions | Angela Brett Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms | 
| LOVE (19) | Leaves One Virtually Euphoric | Angela Brett | 
| LOVE (20) | Lion Omnipotent Victor Emmanuel! | Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Jesus Christ. Religion | 
| LOVE (21) | Longing Of Valuable Eternity | Jan Morgan | 
| LOYALTY | Love Only You, Always Living True, Yours | Jan Morgan People & Relationships:Personality Traits | 
| LURE | Lover Using Romantic Enterprise | Rico Leffanta | 
| LUST | Love Underlying Sexual Tensions? | Angela Brett | 
| LUST (2) | Love Usurped, Sex Triumphs. | Eric Bridgstock | 
| LUST (3) | Lecherous Unadulterated Sexy Thoughts | Mary Carr, on hearing Eric's LUST (2). | 
| LUST (4) | Lacy Underwear Stretched Taut | Steve Keate and Blair | 
| LUST (5) | Life's Usual Stress Test | Blair | 
| LUST (6) | Largely Useless Sexual Tensions | Steve Keate | 
| LUST (7) | Love's Unfortunately Sidelined, Typically. | Angela Brett | 
| LUST (8) | Look Up Someone Tacky. | Word Nerd | 
| MAC OS (2) | May Angela Crave Only Steve | Steve Keate | 
| MAC OS (4) | Men Are Completely Over-Sexed | Angela Brett | 
| MADE FOR EACH OTHER | Maybe Adam Dated Eve For Obvious Reason; Every Alternative Couldn't Have Offered Truly Human Effect, Rootwise. | Angela Brett, as Adam and Eve were the only couple truly made for each other, but they didn't have much choice in the mat[t]er so it wasn't necessarily as romantic as is implied by that phrase nowadays. Religion | 
| MAKING LOVE | Make A Kiss Interesting, Next Get Leg Over - Very Exciting. | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| MASOCHISM | Many A Stroke Of Cane Has Intense Sexual Meaning | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| MASSAGE THERAPY (3) | Masseur Arouses Strident Sexuality - And Generally Evokes Thoughts (Heavily Erotic) - Rubbing And Petting You | Tony McCoy O'Grady, who is DIFFERENTLY WELL Sports & Recreation:Relaxation | 
| MASTURBATE | Mating Alone?! Sexual Tension's Usually Relieved By A Twin Euphoria. | Angela Brett | 
| MASTURBATION | Manual Arousal & Stimulation Till Urgent Relief Brings Awesome Tremors Is Often Nice | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| MAYPOLE (2) | Many Amorous Youths Proposition Oversexed Ladies Eagerly | Tony McCoy O'Grady, saying that the maypole is actually a highly erotic springtime rite. Much activity occurred. Assorted Nouns Time:Special Occasions | 
| MISSED MY CHANCE | Maybe I Should've Suggested Engagement, Dearest - Maybe You Could Have Avoided New Chap's Engagement | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| MODEL (2) | Men Only Date Easy Lays | Steve Keate People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations | 
| MUGS | Men Undressing Girls Surreptiously | Rico Leffanta | 
| NADS | Need Autoerotic Dirtiness Sometimes | Jeff Anonymous Science:Biology:Body Parts | 
| NAILS AND BEAUTY | Not As If Lady's Superficial Achievement's Noticed. Dumb Blondes... Everyone's After Using The Yoni! | Angela Brett People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene | 
| NOOKIE | Now One's Offed Knickers, Intercourse Ensues | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| NO SEX RELATION | No Orgasms? Some Extremely Xerantic Regions Enflame Lingam - At That I'm Off Nookie | Tony McCoy O'Grady, when someone searched for that phrase on the Acronyms website. | 
| OLD LADY | Organ Loves Donors! Libido Activated! Display Yourself! | Rico Leffanta | 
| ONANISM (2) | Objects Normally Aren't Nuns... Isn't 'Semenary', Mate! | Steve Keate and Angela Brett | 
| PANGAMY | Promiscuity Amongst No-Good Adults Made You! | Angela Brett | 
| PC ROMANCE (2) | Private Chat Room: Old Maids Actually Nastily Claim Exoticism | Jeff Anonymous Computers:Internet | 
| PEEPING TOM | Pervert Enjoys Entering Porperty Inspecting Neighbour's Genitals, Then Openly Masturbating | Angela Brett | 
| PENIS (3) | Prominent Erection Needs Immediate Satisfying | Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Biology:Body Parts | 
| PENIS (4) | Penetrating Entity Needed In Sex | Apronymous Anonymous | 
| PENTHOUSE | Published Erotic Nudes That Hadn't Obviously Used Spraybrush Experts | TMcCO'G Communication:Periodicals | 
| PERVERTS | People Each Requiring Vasectomies, Enjoy Raping The Susceptible. | Angela Brett | 
| PETTER | Person Enamoured Tries Touching Erogenous Regions | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| PETTER (2) | Personal Experiences Too Tempestuous? Eschew Revelations! | Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Patricia responded to his PETTER (and the unsuccessful search on the website for that word) with, 'No personal experience here!) | 
| PLAY | Pointing Love At Yourself | Rico Leffanta | 
| POLYGAMY | Plural Offensive Love, Yesterdays Gatherer At Multiple Yokes | Jan Morgan - too many wives, old  biblical  practice of a man wanting to have multiple  bonds (yokes) of marriage at the same time.  No longer  practiced. | 
| PORNOTGRAPHIC | Pictures Of Really Normal Objects That Get Responses As People Hear Interesting Captions | Angela Brett -- 'Pornotgraphy' hints at being pornography, but is not. See http://macintosh.geek.nz/pron.html (I was tempted to invent 'Innuendic' for the I-word but I don't want to get too many demerit points on my creative license.) See also INNUENDON'T Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words | 
| PRIVATE PARTS | People Rarely Inspect Venal Areas That Everyone Possesses, And Restricted To Spouses | Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Biology:Body Parts | 
| PROMISCUOUS | Promises Romance Or Marriage In Seconds Counting Unscrupulously On Unresisted Sex | Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Personality Traits | 
| PROSTITUTE | People Requesting Oral Sex Think It's Too Uneconomical To Enjoy? | Angela Brett People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations | 
| PROTECTION (2) | People Really Ought To Ensure Care's Taken If Orgasming Nowadays | Angela Brett, as a modification of PROTECTION | 
| PROWL | Parade Romantic Opulence Women Love | Rico Leffanta | 
| PUCKER UP | Please Understand Cheek Kisses Erode Romantic Urges Paradoxically | Rico Leffanta | 
| PUCKER UP (2) | Proper Upper Class Kisses Excite Randy Underprivileged Peckers | Rico Leffanta - 'Peckers' is a pun based on the American 'peck' for a casual kiss and 'pecker', - a synonym for penis. | 
| PURITY | Penises Usually Relegate It To Yesterday | Angela Brett, after (CHAP (2)) was given a 100% purity rating by the acronym submission form. Assorted Nouns | 
| QUICKIE | Quite Unexpected Intercourse, Cuddling & Kissing In Excelsis | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| QUIFF | Quim Users Invest For Fun | Angela Brett | 
| QUIVERS | Quaint Universally Intimate Vibrations Expecting Romantic Sensations | Rico Leffanta Assorted Nouns | 
| RADIANT | Really Attractive Damsel In Alluring Negligee Teaser | Rico Leffanta | 
| RANDY | Rapist Acting Nice, Diddling You | Rico Leffanta | 
| REBECCA | Raises Every Boy's Excitement, C-Cups Advertised | Angela Brett Names:First names:Female | 
| RHINOS | Rhino Horn Is Not Orgasmically Stimulating | Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Biology:Animals | 
| RIMMING | Regurgitation-Inducing Mutual Masturbation Is No Good | Jeff Anonymous, replying to a failed search; if you don't know, you don't want to know.  Believe me. | 
| RIP | Romance In Progress | Rico Leffanta | 
| ROGER | Romantic Overtones Get Everyone Roused | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| ROGER (2) | Relax, One's Got Erection Ready | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| ROMANTIC | Randy Old Man Anticipates Necking, Touching, Intimate Caresses | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| SADISM | Sometimes Administering Discipline Is Sexually Motivated | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| SATYRIASIS | So, At Twilight, Young Romantic Idiots Always Show Insatiable Sentiments. | Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Personality Traits | 
| SECONDS | She Enjoys Climaxes; One Never Does Satisfy | Rico Leffanta | 
| SEX | Something Else Xtraordinary | Steve Keate, after being asked what comes after INFATUATION. | 
| SEX (2) | Sensual/ Emotional Xploration | Jeff Anonymous | 
| SEX (3) | Seriously Erogenous Xanadu | Timothy Chambers | 
| SEX (4) | Sometimes Evildoers Xploit | Jeff Anonymous | 
| SHRIVEL | Showing How Really Icy Virgins Eschew Love | Rico Leffanta | 
| SIDEREAL | Starlight Inspires Desires Enchanting Romantics, Especially After Libations | Rico Leffanta Science:Astronomy | 
| SINGLE LIFE | Scene Is Nightclubs, Getting Laid... Eventually Loving Intimate Friendship Evolves. | Angela Brett | 
| SINGLE WHITE FEMALE | Seeks Intelligent Nice Gentleman - Looks European. While Having Intentions To Enjoy Flirtations, Expect Marriage After Limited Engagement | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| SLOWPOKE | Sexually Lazy, One Willpower's Positively On Keeping Erection | Tony McCoy O'WashYourMouthOutWithSoapyWater! | 
| SLUT | Sexually Loose Undiscriminating Tramp | Tony McCoy O'Grady, after watching an 'expose' TV programme on teenage sex in England. | 
| SLUT (2) | She Lustily Undoes Top | Steve Keate | 
| SLUT (3) | She Likes Using Toyboys | Angela Brett | 
| SLUT (4) | Sexy Lingerie Used Temptingly | Angela Brett | 
| SLUT (5) | She Lies, Usually Topless. | Angela Brett | 
| SNOG | Squash Noses Or Glasses | Angela Brett | 
| SOLICITING | Seeking Out Lustful Intercourse Can Induce Terrible Infections Near Genitals | Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments | 
| SPLITTING THE ATOM | Singular People Loving In Tandem Trying Innovative New Gambits To Help Enhance Archaic Traditions Oppressing Marriage | Rico Leffanta | 
| STABILITY | Sex Takes A Backseat If Love Is Tormenting You. | Rico Leffanta | 
| STRIPPERS | Slowly To Reveal Individual Private Parts Erotically's Reputedly Sensous | Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations | 
| ST VALENTINE'S DAY | See This Value! Artistic Leatherwork Expresses No Truer Intentions - Nice Expensive Shoes Depict Amorous You! | Tony McCoy O'Grady, explaining: I was stunned to see a local shop had a special display for Valentine's day. The little pink hearts were stuck on shoes and boots. How romantic would that be as a gift? Time:Special Occasions Household Objects:Clothing | 
| SWAP (3) | Sleep With Another's Partner | Angela Brett | 
| THWARTS | To Have Women Act Responsibly, Touch Softly | Rico Leffanta | 
| THE GAME | Teenage Hookers Erotically Garbed Await Mens' Enquiries | Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations | 
| TESTES | Tickle 'Em Sexily & They'll Eject Sperm | Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Biology:Body Parts | 
| TEA (2) | The English Aphrodysiac | TMcCO'G Food & Drink:Drinks | 
| TARRY | Try A Risque Romance Yourself | Rico Leffanta | 
| UP | Utilitarian Phallus | Rico Leffanta | 
| VAGINA (3) | Vigorous Agitation Gets Its Nubbin Aroused | Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Biology:Body Parts | 
| VALENTINE | Very Amorous Lovers Enjoy Naughty Things, Including Negligees Etc. | Angela Brett Time:Special Occasions | 
| VALENTINE (2) | Vigorous And Lusty Encounters Nightly Trysts Involve Nookie Episodes? | Tony McCoy O'Grady Time:Special Occasions | 
| VALENTINE (4) | Venus And Lips Entangle Naturally To Indicate Numerical Expression | Tony McCoy O'Grady, proposing that the "Valentine" should be the SI unit of kisses. Science:Mathematics:Measurement | 
| VALENTINES | Value Any Lasting Entwinement, Never Thwart It 'Needing' Extra Sex. | Angela Brett Time:Special Occasions | 
| VIRGIN | Vagina Is Ready, Girl Is Not. | Angela Brett | 
| WAFFLE | Woman Arrested For Finding Love Elsewhere | Rico Leffanta, to go with BAFFLE | 
| WANT | Women Are Naked Too | Rico Leffanta | 
| WHOREHOUSE | Where Hookers Operate - Regularly Entertaining Husbands Of Utterly Sexless Entities | Penname Nom De Plume Places:Buildings | 
| WILL YOU TAKE ME BACK? | When I Left (Leaving You Openly Upset) Trivial Annoyances Kept Emotions Masked. Eventually Bewailed Actions, Counting Karma. | Angela Brett | 
| YOU ARE LOOKING SEXY TONIGHT | Yes, Oh Undoubtedly Amorous Response Elicited. Look Out! O. K. I Need Gratifying Sexually Erotic Xperience. You're Too Obvious - Now I'm Getting Horny Too! | Tony McCoy O'Grady (See YOU LOOK HORRIBLE DURING THE DAY) | 
| YOU ARE SO HOT | You're Obviously Utterly Aroused, Really Excited, So Offer Him/Her Orgasmic Tumble | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| TRUE LOVE | 'Terminal' Romance Usually Ensures Lots Of Valentines Exchanged | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
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