A Punster Reworks Old Names - You May Smile
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| LOVE (2) | Lust Overcomes, Vagina Entered |
Steve Keate |
| LOVE (3) | Likely Outcome Very Exciting |
John Brett |
| LOVE (4) | Little Of Value Eventually |
John Brett |
| LOVE (5) | Lusty Origin Vigorous Ending |
John Brett |
| LOVE (6) | Laugh, Our Vanities Exposed |
John Brett |
| LOVE (7) | Lack Of Visible Evidence |
John Brett |
| LOVE (8) | Life Of Varied Emotions |
John Brett |
| LOVE (9) | Little Organs Virtually Extinct |
John Brett |
| LOVE (10) | Large Organs Visibly Erect |
John Brett |
| LOVE (11) | Lack Of - Very Evil |
John Brett |
| LOVE (12) | Lust Overcomes- Virtue Exits |
John Brett |
| LOVE (13) | Lone Option - Virtual Excitement |
John Brett |
| LOVE (14) | Ladies Of Virtue Extinct |
John Brett |
| LOVE (15) | Loss Of Virginity Expected |
John Brett |
| LOVE (16) | Lewd Outlook - Venal Ending |
John Brett |
| LOVE (17) | Lack Of Variety Exhausts |
John Brett |
| LOVE (18) | Lots Of Valid Expansions |
Angela Brett Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms |
| LOVE (19) | Leaves One Virtually Euphoric |
Angela Brett |
| LOVE (20) | Lion Omnipotent Victor Emmanuel! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Jesus Christ. Religion |
| LOVE (21) | Longing Of Valuable Eternity |
Jan Morgan |
| LOYALTY | Love Only You, Always Living True, Yours |
Jan Morgan People & Relationships:Personality Traits |
| LURE | Lover Using Romantic Enterprise |
Rico Leffanta |
| LUST | Love Underlying Sexual Tensions? |
Angela Brett |
| LUST (2) | Love Usurped, Sex Triumphs. |
Eric Bridgstock |
| LUST (3) | Lecherous Unadulterated Sexy Thoughts |
Mary Carr, on hearing Eric's LUST (2). |
| LUST (4) | Lacy Underwear Stretched Taut |
Steve Keate and Blair |
| LUST (5) | Life's Usual Stress Test |
Blair |
| LUST (6) | Largely Useless Sexual Tensions |
Steve Keate |
| LUST (7) | Love's Unfortunately Sidelined, Typically. |
Angela Brett |
| LUST (8) | Look Up Someone Tacky. |
Word Nerd |
| MAC OS (2) | May Angela Crave Only Steve |
Steve Keate |
| MAC OS (4) | Men Are Completely Over-Sexed |
Angela Brett |
| MADE FOR EACH OTHER | Maybe Adam Dated Eve For Obvious Reason; Every Alternative Couldn't Have Offered Truly Human Effect, Rootwise. |
Angela Brett, as Adam and Eve were the only couple truly made for each other, but they didn't have much choice in the mat[t]er so it wasn't necessarily as romantic as is implied by that phrase nowadays. Religion |
| MAKING LOVE | Make A Kiss Interesting, Next Get Leg Over - Very Exciting. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| MASOCHISM | Many A Stroke Of Cane Has Intense Sexual Meaning |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| MASSAGE THERAPY (3) | Masseur Arouses Strident Sexuality - And Generally Evokes Thoughts (Heavily Erotic) - Rubbing And Petting You |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, who is DIFFERENTLY WELL Sports & Recreation:Relaxation |
| MASTURBATE | Mating Alone?! Sexual Tension's Usually Relieved By A Twin Euphoria. |
Angela Brett |
| MASTURBATION | Manual Arousal & Stimulation Till Urgent Relief Brings Awesome Tremors Is Often Nice |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| MAYPOLE (2) | Many Amorous Youths Proposition Oversexed Ladies Eagerly |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, saying that the maypole is actually a highly erotic springtime rite. Much activity occurred. Assorted Nouns Time:Special Occasions |
| MISSED MY CHANCE | Maybe I Should've Suggested Engagement, Dearest - Maybe You Could Have Avoided New Chap's Engagement |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| MODEL (2) | Men Only Date Easy Lays |
Steve Keate People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations |
| MUGS | Men Undressing Girls Surreptiously |
Rico Leffanta |
| NADS | Need Autoerotic Dirtiness Sometimes |
Jeff Anonymous Science:Biology:Body Parts |
| NAILS AND BEAUTY | Not As If Lady's Superficial Achievement's Noticed. Dumb Blondes... Everyone's After Using The Yoni! |
Angela Brett People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene |
| NOOKIE | Now One's Offed Knickers, Intercourse Ensues |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| NO SEX RELATION | No Orgasms? Some Extremely Xerantic Regions Enflame Lingam - At That I'm Off Nookie |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when someone searched for that phrase on the Acronyms website. |
| OLD LADY | Organ Loves Donors! Libido Activated! Display Yourself! |
Rico Leffanta |
| ONANISM (2) | Objects Normally Aren't Nuns... Isn't 'Semenary', Mate! |
Steve Keate and Angela Brett |
| PANGAMY | Promiscuity Amongst No-Good Adults Made You! |
Angela Brett |
| PC ROMANCE (2) | Private Chat Room: Old Maids Actually Nastily Claim Exoticism |
Jeff Anonymous Computers:Internet |
| PEEPING TOM | Pervert Enjoys Entering Porperty Inspecting Neighbour's Genitals, Then Openly Masturbating |
Angela Brett |
| PENIS (3) | Prominent Erection Needs Immediate Satisfying |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Biology:Body Parts |
| PENIS (4) | Penetrating Entity Needed In Sex |
Apronymous Anonymous |
| PENTHOUSE | Published Erotic Nudes That Hadn't Obviously Used Spraybrush Experts |
TMcCO'G Communication:Periodicals |
| PERVERTS | People Each Requiring Vasectomies, Enjoy Raping The Susceptible. |
Angela Brett |
| PETTER | Person Enamoured Tries Touching Erogenous Regions |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| PETTER (2) | Personal Experiences Too Tempestuous? Eschew Revelations! |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Patricia responded to his PETTER (and the unsuccessful search on the website for that word) with, 'No personal experience here!) |
| PLAY | Pointing Love At Yourself |
Rico Leffanta |
| POLYGAMY | Plural Offensive Love, Yesterdays Gatherer At Multiple Yokes |
Jan Morgan - too many wives, old biblical practice of a man wanting to have multiple bonds (yokes) of marriage at the same time. No longer practiced. |
| PORNOTGRAPHIC | Pictures Of Really Normal Objects That Get Responses As People Hear Interesting Captions |
Angela Brett -- 'Pornotgraphy' hints at being pornography, but is not. See http://macintosh.geek.nz/pron.html (I was tempted to invent 'Innuendic' for the I-word but I don't want to get too many demerit points on my creative license.) See also INNUENDON'T Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words |
| PRIVATE PARTS | People Rarely Inspect Venal Areas That Everyone Possesses, And Restricted To Spouses |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Biology:Body Parts |
| PROMISCUOUS | Promises Romance Or Marriage In Seconds Counting Unscrupulously On Unresisted Sex |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Personality Traits |
| PROSTITUTE | People Requesting Oral Sex Think It's Too Uneconomical To Enjoy? |
Angela Brett People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations |
| PROTECTION (2) | People Really Ought To Ensure Care's Taken If Orgasming Nowadays |
Angela Brett, as a modification of PROTECTION |
| PROWL | Parade Romantic Opulence Women Love |
Rico Leffanta |
| PUCKER UP | Please Understand Cheek Kisses Erode Romantic Urges Paradoxically |
Rico Leffanta |
| PUCKER UP (2) | Proper Upper Class Kisses Excite Randy Underprivileged Peckers |
Rico Leffanta - 'Peckers' is a pun based on the American 'peck' for a casual kiss and 'pecker', - a synonym for penis. |
| PURITY | Penises Usually Relegate It To Yesterday |
Angela Brett, after (CHAP (2)) was given a 100% purity rating by the acronym submission form. Assorted Nouns |
| QUICKIE | Quite Unexpected Intercourse, Cuddling & Kissing In Excelsis |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| QUIFF | Quim Users Invest For Fun |
Angela Brett |
| QUIVERS | Quaint Universally Intimate Vibrations Expecting Romantic Sensations |
Rico Leffanta Assorted Nouns |
| RADIANT | Really Attractive Damsel In Alluring Negligee Teaser |
Rico Leffanta |
| RANDY | Rapist Acting Nice, Diddling You |
Rico Leffanta |
| REBECCA | Raises Every Boy's Excitement, C-Cups Advertised |
Angela Brett Names:First names:Female |
| RHINOS | Rhino Horn Is Not Orgasmically Stimulating |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Biology:Animals |
| RIMMING | Regurgitation-Inducing Mutual Masturbation Is No Good |
Jeff Anonymous, replying to a failed search; if you don't know, you don't want to know. Believe me. |
| RIP | Romance In Progress |
Rico Leffanta |
| ROGER | Romantic Overtones Get Everyone Roused |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| ROGER (2) | Relax, One's Got Erection Ready |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| ROMANTIC | Randy Old Man Anticipates Necking, Touching, Intimate Caresses |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| SADISM | Sometimes Administering Discipline Is Sexually Motivated |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| SATYRIASIS | So, At Twilight, Young Romantic Idiots Always Show Insatiable Sentiments. |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Personality Traits |
| SECONDS | She Enjoys Climaxes; One Never Does Satisfy |
Rico Leffanta |
| SEX | Something Else Xtraordinary |
Steve Keate, after being asked what comes after INFATUATION. |
| SEX (2) | Sensual/ Emotional Xploration |
Jeff Anonymous |
| SEX (3) | Seriously Erogenous Xanadu |
Timothy Chambers |
| SEX (4) | Sometimes Evildoers Xploit |
Jeff Anonymous |
| SHRIVEL | Showing How Really Icy Virgins Eschew Love |
Rico Leffanta |
| SIDEREAL | Starlight Inspires Desires Enchanting Romantics, Especially After Libations |
Rico Leffanta Science:Astronomy |
| SINGLE LIFE | Scene Is Nightclubs, Getting Laid... Eventually Loving Intimate Friendship Evolves. |
Angela Brett |
| SINGLE WHITE FEMALE | Seeks Intelligent Nice Gentleman - Looks European. While Having Intentions To Enjoy Flirtations, Expect Marriage After Limited Engagement |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| SLOWPOKE | Sexually Lazy, One Willpower's Positively On Keeping Erection |
Tony McCoy O'WashYourMouthOutWithSoapyWater! |
| SLUT | Sexually Loose Undiscriminating Tramp |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after watching an 'expose' TV programme on teenage sex in England. |
| SLUT (2) | She Lustily Undoes Top |
Steve Keate |
| SLUT (3) | She Likes Using Toyboys |
Angela Brett |
| SLUT (4) | Sexy Lingerie Used Temptingly |
Angela Brett |
| SLUT (5) | She Lies, Usually Topless. |
Angela Brett |
| SNOG | Squash Noses Or Glasses |
Angela Brett |
| SOLICITING | Seeking Out Lustful Intercourse Can Induce Terrible Infections Near Genitals |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments |
| SPLITTING THE ATOM | Singular People Loving In Tandem Trying Innovative New Gambits To Help Enhance Archaic Traditions Oppressing Marriage |
Rico Leffanta |
| STABILITY | Sex Takes A Backseat If Love Is Tormenting You. |
Rico Leffanta |
| STRIPPERS | Slowly To Reveal Individual Private Parts Erotically's Reputedly Sensous |
Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations |
| ST VALENTINE'S DAY | See This Value! Artistic Leatherwork Expresses No Truer Intentions - Nice Expensive Shoes Depict Amorous You! |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, explaining: I was stunned to see a local shop had a special display for Valentine's day. The little pink hearts were stuck on shoes and boots. How romantic would that be as a gift? Time:Special Occasions Household Objects:Clothing |
| SWAP (3) | Sleep With Another's Partner |
Angela Brett |
| THWARTS | To Have Women Act Responsibly, Touch Softly |
Rico Leffanta |
| THE GAME | Teenage Hookers Erotically Garbed Await Mens' Enquiries |
Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations |
| TESTES | Tickle 'Em Sexily & They'll Eject Sperm |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Biology:Body Parts |
| TEA (2) | The English Aphrodysiac |
TMcCO'G Food & Drink:Drinks |
| TARRY | Try A Risque Romance Yourself |
Rico Leffanta |
| UP | Utilitarian Phallus |
Rico Leffanta |
| VAGINA (3) | Vigorous Agitation Gets Its Nubbin Aroused |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Biology:Body Parts |
| VALENTINE | Very Amorous Lovers Enjoy Naughty Things, Including Negligees Etc. |
Angela Brett Time:Special Occasions |
| VALENTINE (2) | Vigorous And Lusty Encounters Nightly Trysts Involve Nookie Episodes? |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Time:Special Occasions |
| VALENTINE (4) | Venus And Lips Entangle Naturally To Indicate Numerical Expression |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, proposing that the "Valentine" should be the SI unit of kisses. Science:Mathematics:Measurement |
| VALENTINES | Value Any Lasting Entwinement, Never Thwart It 'Needing' Extra Sex. |
Angela Brett Time:Special Occasions |
| VIRGIN | Vagina Is Ready, Girl Is Not. |
Angela Brett |
| WAFFLE | Woman Arrested For Finding Love Elsewhere |
Rico Leffanta, to go with BAFFLE |
| WANT | Women Are Naked Too |
Rico Leffanta |
| WHOREHOUSE | Where Hookers Operate - Regularly Entertaining Husbands Of Utterly Sexless Entities |
Penname Nom De Plume Places:Buildings |
| WILL YOU TAKE ME BACK? | When I Left (Leaving You Openly Upset) Trivial Annoyances Kept Emotions Masked. Eventually Bewailed Actions, Counting Karma. |
Angela Brett |
| YOU ARE LOOKING SEXY TONIGHT | Yes, Oh Undoubtedly Amorous Response Elicited. Look Out! O. K. I Need Gratifying Sexually Erotic Xperience. You're Too Obvious - Now I'm Getting Horny Too! |
Tony McCoy O'Grady (See YOU LOOK HORRIBLE DURING THE DAY) |
| YOU ARE SO HOT | You're Obviously Utterly Aroused, Really Excited, So Offer Him/Her Orgasmic Tumble |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| TRUE LOVE | 'Terminal' Romance Usually Ensures Lots Of Valentines Exchanged |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
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