A Punster Reworks Old Names - You May Smile
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| ADULTERY | Adults Doing Unlawful, Lustful Things - Exploring Repressed Yearnings |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| ADULTERY (2) | Absolute Denial, Undermining Love Trust, Explicit Reprehensible Yarns |
Jan Morgan |
| AGONY | Affair Going On Near You |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Emotions |
| AMOR VINCET OMNIA | Any Memory Of Romance Vicariously Ignites Natural Conceptions Embracing Two Opportune Mates Needing Imagined Ardour |
Rico Leffanta Assorted Phrases |
| APHRODITE | Approaching Penis Harbours Rapturous Orgasms Divinely Imparted To Eros |
Rico Leffanta Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses |
| ARCHERY | Arrows Rarely Cross Hearts - Excepting (Romantically) Yours |
Rico Leffanta Military |
| BABE | Bare A Breast Everyday |
Rico Leffanta Science:Biology |
| BAFFLE | Boy Adored For Finding Love Elsewhere |
Rico Leffanta, to go with WAFFLE |
| BALLAST | Balancing Any Love Lost Against Sex Tonight |
Rico Leffanta |
| BEDCOVER | Basic Esprit De Corps Offers Virgins Eventual Repentance |
Rico Leffanta Household Objects |
| BESTIALITY | Being Enslaved Sexually To Indecent Animal 'Loving' Is Totally Yucky |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Biology:Animals |
| BESTIALITY (2) | Beasts Enjoy Sex Too! If Animal Likes It, Treat Yourself. |
Angela Brett (don't believe everything you read.) |
| BILL CLINTON | Bill Is Lusty Leader: Constantly Lets Interns' Nether Territories Overshadow Nation |
Chris Kjelgaard Names:Famous people:Politicians |
| BIRDS AND BEES (2) | Birth & Inception Rarely Discussed Sometimes Arouses Needless Dithering. Be Explicit & Explain Sexuality |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Biology |
| BIRDS AND BEES (3) | Being Irish, Reserved Daughter's Sexual Awakening Naturally Demands Biology Education Embarrassing Sheila. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Biology |
| BLESSING | Boys Love Easy Sex Socially Identifiying Needy Girls |
Rico Leffanta |
| BLOW JOB | Begin Loving Orally - With Jaws Opened Broadly |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after watching an 'expose' TV programme on teenage sex in England. |
| BLOW ME | Breathe Loving Over Willy, My Enamoured |
TMcCO'G |
| BOMBSHELL | Breasts Only Move Because Shaking Hips Excite Lusty Libidos |
Rico Leffanta |
| BONDAGE | Binding, Or Nastily Delimiting Activity, Generates Excitement |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| BONUS | Blantantly Obvious Nude Under Sedation |
Rico Leffanta |
| BOTH | Bliss Of Togetherness, Hurrah! |
joybutton |
| BOUNCES | Brassiered Orbs Under Nicely Contrived Elastic Supports |
Rico Leffanta |
| BOYFRIEND | Brag Of Your First Romance... It's Everlasting, No Doubt. |
Angela Brett |
| BREW | Beer Revolts Every Woman |
Rico Leffanta Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic |
| BROKEN HEART | Beloved Romeo Often Kissed Enchantingly, Now He's Ended Amorous Relationship Tearfully. |
Angela Brett |
| BUTCH | Babe Union Threatening Cats Howling |
Rico Leffanta |
| BUTTERFINGERS | Boys Usually Try To Explore Romance Flirting Innocently Nice Girls Eventually Respond Senselessly |
Rico Leffanta |
| CAMILLAGATE | Could A Man In Love Leave Another Girl... And The Empire? |
Angela Brett, referring to the 1993 'Camillagate' scandal involving secretly recorded phone conversations between Prince Charles and Camilla Parker-Bowles. Politics:Royalty |
| CASANOVA | Cast A Shadow And Never Offer Virgins Asylum! |
Rico Leffanta |
| CATULLUS | Can't Anyone Tell Useless Love Leaves Us Senseless? |
Rico Leffanta |
| CELEBI | Celebrity Evidently Loves Every Body, Inclusively |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, who doesn't know what "celebi" is, or means, but sees a possiblity in the idea of "celebrity bi-sexual" having a word all it's own. (Celebi was an unsuccessful search term featured on http://acronyms.co.nz/cgi-bin/searches, and is actually a Pokemon) |
| CENSORSHIP | Can Expect No Submissions On Rude Subjects Have Immediate Placement |
Angela Brett Communication |
| CHASED | Chooses Her Amours So Each Discovers |
Rico Leffanta |
| CHASTE | Chooses Her Amours So They'll Engage |
Rico Leffanta |
| CIGAR | Can I Generate A Reaction? |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, regarding the Clinton/Lewinsky sex scandal Drugs |
| CLITORIS | Cute Lump Is Tickled Often - Result: Intense Sensations |
TMcCO'G Science:Biology:Body Parts |
| COALESCE | Come On And Let's Embrace Some Coupling Exercises |
Rico Leffanta |
| COMMITMENT AND RELIABILITY | Can't Offer Much, Miss... I'm Typical Male. Each Night Together Adds No Definite Relationship Endurance. Lust Is A Brilliant Idea, Love Is Too Yucky. |
Angela Brett People & Relationships:Genderalisations |
| CONCUPISCENCE | Conflicting Onus Never Concedes Until Penetration Invades Sentiments Compromising Emotional Nuances Causing Eviction |
Rico Leffanta |
| CONDOM | Contraceptive Often Needs Deploying Over Member |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after watching an 'expose' TV programme on teenage sex in England. |
| CONGRESS (2) | Copulation, Otherwise Narcissistic Group Repealing Even Social Security? |
Jeff Anonymous, discussing two connotations of the word "congress," excepting "opposite of progress." Politics |
| COVER GIRL | Comes Over Very Erotically, Rudely Grinning In Randy Lingerie |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| CUDDLE | Children Usually Do Discover Love Exists |
Rico Leffanta |
| CUDDLE (2) | Curb Unholy Desires, Discover Love Emotionally. |
Angela Brett |
| CUPID | Creates Ultimate Passions In Duos |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses |
| DARLING (2) | Dear And Respected Lover In Nude Gymnastics |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| DARLING (4) | Dearest Amour, Real Love Is Never Gone. |
Angela Brett |
| DATE | Dinner Advancing The Entertainment |
Rico Leffanta |
| DATES | Do Anything To Escape Situation |
Rico Leffanta |
| DEARTH | Does Every Asset Represent The Hole? |
Rico Leffanta |
| DEBACLE | Doing Everything Because A Clitoris Loves Excitement |
Rico Leffanta |
| DIRTY | "Doing It" Repeatedly - To Yourself! |
Angela Brett |
| DISCIPLINE | Dutifully I Surrender Control - If Punishment Looms I'm Naughtily Excited |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| DISHABILLE | Dressing In Slippers Hoping Any Body In Love Loves Eurythmics |
Rico Leffanta |
| DIVING | Dribbling In Vulvas Incites Naked Girls |
Rico Leffanta Sports & Recreation |
| DOGMA | Dumping Old Girlfriend Mother Approved |
Rico Leffanta |
| DUDE'S BLUFF | Don't Understand Dames? Exhibit Shyness, But Liquor Up Front First! |
Rico Leffanta |
| ECSTASY | Extremely Challanging Sexual Technique Always Satisfies You |
Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:Emotions |
| EQUIVOCAL | Empirical Queen Uttering Indecent Virginal Orchestrations Climaxing Amoral Love |
Rico Leffanta |
| EROGENOUS ZONES | Easement Recognition Of Generic Erections Navigating Obstacles Usually Surrounding Zucchini Outlets Needing Extra Stuffing |
Rico Leffanta Science:Biology:Body Parts |
| ESSEX | English Slags Selling Erotic 'Xperiences |
TMcCO'G - "Essex Girl" is a wellknown expression in England. |
| EVERY GIRL IN JERSEY | Even Virgins Envisage Raw Young Girls In Routine Life In New Jersey Enjoying Rough Sex Every Year |
Chris Kjelgaard |
| FACTS | Freddie Always Comes Too Soon |
Rico Leffanta |
| FELLATIO | Feeling Energetic? Laps Love Affection Testing Intercourse Orally |
Rico Leffanta |
| FETISH | Finding Eroticism Through Item's Strange Hold |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| FIDELITY | Favouring In Decent Exposure Love Issued To You |
Rico Leffanta |
| FLAWS (3) | First Love All Went South. |
Rob Rix |
| FLIPSIDE | Fraternal Love In Progress Sometimes Incorporating Digital Explorations |
Rico Leffanta |
| FLIRT | Future Lover Is Really Trying |
Angela Brett |
| FLIRT (2) | Feel Like I'm Romantic Topgun |
Angela Brett |
| FLIRTING | Feel Like I'm Ready To Investigate New Guys/Girls |
Angela Brett, while pondering the difference between flirting and ordinary conversation. Communication |
| FLOWER | Fellow's Love Of Woman Expressed Romantically |
Angela Brett Science:Biology:Plants |
| FONDLING | Fake Orgasm Nerds Dont Leave Involved Naked Girls |
Rico Leffanta |
| FOOL (2) | Fell Out Of Love |
Angela Brett |
| FORUM POST (2) | Full Of Romance? Use Missionary Position On Sexual Trysts! |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, pretending the Acronyms forums are sex-oriented. Communication:Acronyms Forums:Page Titles |
| FOUR OFFSPRING | Few Of Us Refrain Or Forego Frolicsome Sensuous Petting - Resulting In New Generation! |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after BRAT! asking, 'how does one manage FOUR OFFSPRING without petting?' |
| FREE LOVE | For Relaxed Erotic Enjoyment & Lots Of Venereal Experiences |
Tony McCasanova O'Grady |
| FUDGE (2) | Fully Unequalled Dessert Generates Ecstasy |
Sean Lamb (Chocolates are said to have an aphrodisiac effect on some people...) Food & Drink:Confectionery |
| GAMUTS | Girls Appraise Men Under The Sheets |
Rico Leffanta |
| GANDER | Giving A Nudge Dames Excitedly Reject |
Rico Leffanta |
| GIRLS DON'T LIKE BOYS, GIRLS LIKE CARS AND MONEY. | Get It Right, Lads! She Doesn't Only Need True Love (I Know Everyone Believes Only Your Soul's Goodness Is Really Likeable) She Likes Incredible Kit, Excess Capital And Racing Spoilers. All Now Demand Men Owe Nothing Except Yabber. |
Angela Brett, who disagrees with this lyric from 'Boys and Girls' by Good Charlotte. Transport Commerce:Money |
| GOODNIGHTS | "Getting Off" On Doorstep, Now I Grope Her Thighs Sexily |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| HANDY HINT | Her Answers Never Deny You'll Have Intercourse Next Time |
Rico Leffanta |
| HEART (3) | Holds Emotion And Romantic Thoughts? |
Angela Brett Science:Biology:Body Parts |
| HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO | Her Orthodontist Handily Overcame Heated Objections Hindering Oral Hygiene Originally Hampering Orgasms Happily Obtained Helping Old Hermits Over Humps On Holiday Outings |
Rico Leffanta |
| HONEY (2) | Hot Orgasmic Neighbour Excites You! |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| HOOKER | Harlot Often Offers Kerbside Erotic Rendezvous |
Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations |
| HOT (2) | Honey On Toast |
Chelsea Reid, who responded, "Honey on toast?" when her mother refered to her boyfriend as 'Honey.' Being only three and a half, Chelsea probably doesn't realise it's an acronym for another possible description of this 'honey.' |
| HOT AND SEXY | Humans Openly Titillated, Aroused, Naughty During Sex - Even Xenophobic Yanks |
Chris Kjelgaard |
| HUG | Hold Unforgettable Guy/Gal |
Jan Morgan |
| HULA | Happy Undulating Lustful Acts |
Rico Leffanta |
| HUNCH | Hope Uncle Never Catches Her |
Rico Leffanta |
| HUNGRILY | He Uncovers Nude Genitals, Revealing Intense Lustful Yearnings |
Angela Brett |
| I AM IN LOVE | It's A Miracle! (I'm Not Lazarus, Only Very Emotional.) |
Angela Brett |
| IF MUSIC BE THE FOOD OF LOVE | In Fervid Moments Use Stringed Instruments Creatively. By Encouraging The (Hopefully) Erotic Fervour Of One's Dearest, One Fires Lots Of Venereal Emotions |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Entertainment:Music |
| I LOVE YOU (2) | I Live On Valuing Everything You Output, Unconditionally. |
Angela Brett |
| I LOVE YOU TOO | Involuntarily Lips Open, Venting Emotions You've Often Uttered (Through Obligation Only?) |
Angela Brett |
| IMPLORE | Ignorant Men Pleading Love Offers Romance Eternally |
Rico Leffanta Assorted Verbs |
| IMPOTENT | I Mightn't Perform On Time Every Night, Temptress! |
Angela Brett Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments |
| INCEST | Intergenerational Nookie Compromises Extreme Sexual Taboos. |
Angela Brett and Steve Keate |
| INCEST (2) | Intrafamilial Natality Can End So Tragically |
Angela Brett |
| INCEST (3) | Inbreeding Never Causes Embarrassing Sexual Transmissions |
Bern Dell |
| INCEST (4) | I Now Consummate Erotic Sibling's Trysts |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| INEPT | Indulgent Nymph Exciting Peeping Toms |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Personality Traits |
| IN HEAT | Intercourse Needed Having Erotic Astronomical Temperatures |
Rico Leffanta |
| INHIBITION | I Never Have Imbibed Beverages Intended To Inebriate Ostentatious Nymphomaniacs |
Rico Leffanta Drugs |
| INNUENDON'T | It's Not Naughty Unless Explicitly Nasty, Decency & Openness Not Threatened |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to PORNOTGRAPHIC. This means that Pornotgraphy would be visual, while Innuendon't would be aural. The Pornotgraphy has overtones of photography in there also. Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words |
| INTENSITY | Initial Nude Tryst Elicits Nervousness... Should I Touch You? |
Angela Brett |
| IN YOUR DREAMS | I'm Next - You Offered Us Reciprocal Delightful Rubbing, Expressed As "Massage Swapping" |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when he defended MASSAGE THERAPY (3) (Which Patricia thought more suited to a massage parlour - see DIFFERENTLY WELL) by saying "I was thinking a couple massaging each other in turns and finding it arousing." Patricia responded with, "But surely, only the first person to be massaged actually gets a massage! Do an acronym on that subject, please." Tony suggested that they can take it in turns, which prompted Patricia to give '"In Your Dreams" as the candidate for expansion. Sports & Recreation:Relaxation |
| IT | Intensive Touching |
Tony McCoy O'Grady. Angela had quoted a student telling a friend to 'do it in the Mac lab.' Tony asked whether these two students were of opposite sexes, to which Angela replied that they weren't thinking of doing *it*, probably just doing I.T. |
| JUICY | Jointly Uncovering Interrupted Coition Yields |
Rico Leffanta Assorted Adjectives |
| KISS | Kinkiness Is Sharing Saliva. |
Angela Brett |
| KISS (2) | Kind Intentions Sweetly Seduce |
Dustan Dowsing, 'cause he's missing them =](: |
| KISS (3) | Kinetic Instinctive Smile Smudge |
Rico Leffanta |
| KISS (4) | Kind Intimate Sweet Submission |
Jan Morgan |
| KNOCKED UP | Knowing Nothing Of Carnal Knowledge, Encounter's Disastrous - Unwanted Pregnancy! |
TMcCO'G People & Relationships:Family |
| LADDER | Lying Against Dormer Denotes Elopement? Rather! |
Patricia Rix Household Objects |
| LAP DANCE | Leggy & Attractive (Poorly Dressed) Arousing Naughty Chaps Excitement |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| LIE | Love Is Eternal |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Thoughts:Misconceptions |
| LOL | Lovely Orgiastic Lovemaking |
Tony McCoy O'Grady. Angela couldn't be bothered going to her bedroom for something, so Tony replied "When you marry things may change," to which Angela replied with a LOL (laughing out loud.) Tony responded with the new meaning for LOL. :) Re-expansions of existing acronyms:Conversational |
| LOSER | Lover Of Someone Emerges Resentful |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| LOVE | Life's One Vital Emotion |
Angela Brett |
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