Abbreviated Pronunciations Require Omniscience -- Not Your Median Science.
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| ALBUS PERCIVAL WULFRIC BRIAN DUMBLEDORE | A Learned Brit, Uses Sorcery Prodigiously. Evil Rebels Create Insurgencies, Valiantly Albus Leads Wizards, Undermining Lord's Forces. Recently Incriminated, Came Back Righteous. Ingeniously Annihilated Nemesis' Defenses (Uncompletely). Made, By Loathsome Educator, Deceased. Oh Rowling’s Enormity! |
Robert Anonymous - Of the fifty or so apronyms I've done, this one is my favorite. Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Harry Potter |
| AMERICAN IDOL | A Melodious Enterprise, Rising Idols Chant Assorted Notes (I Don't Overtly Like) |
Robert Anonymous Entertainment:Music Entertainment:TV shows |
| ANASTASIA BEAVERHOUSEN | A Nifty Alias, Spares This Affluent Socialite Insufferable Attention. Boozing Everyday, A Very Entrancing Recreational Hobby, Often (Unintentionally) Secures Exasperating Notice |
Robert Anonymous Art & Literature:Fictional Characters |
| ANGELS IN AMERICA | A[IDS] Nixes Gays, Effects Lascerate Survivors In N'york. Angel Makes Edict, "Regress! Isolate Change! Annihilate!" |
Robert Anonymous Art & Literature:Book Titles |
| APRONYMS (42) | A Perfect Rendition Of Names, You Must See! |
Robert Anonymous Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms |
| ARCADE | Afternoons Relinquished Cashing Away Dollars Extravagantly |
Robert Anonymous Entertainment |
| BEANIE BABIES | Buy Each Article Now! If Exploited, Babies Are Bountiful In Economic Scenarios |
Robert Anonymous Entertainment:Toys |
| BORDERS | Books (Obviously), Records, DVDs, Even Refreshments Sold |
Robert Anonymous Commerce:Companies Art & Literature |
| CALIGULA | Crazy! A Leader Italian, Gave Up Lingering Astuteness |
Robert Anonymous -- Caligula was one of the early emperors of the Roman Empire whose reign was short (sometime around 37-41 CE) due to his insanity. Politics:Royalty:Royals |
| CARBONATION | Carbonic Acid Rests. Bottle Opened. New Atmosphere Taints. Intense Oxidation Now. |
Robert Anonymous Science:Chemistry Food & Drink:Drinks |
| CARD GAMES | Cheating, A Risky Deal, Gamblers Are Master Evasion Sleuths |
Robert Anonymous Entertainment:Games |
| COLONOSCOPY | Come On, Let Our New Omni-Seeing Contraption (Oiled) Probe You |
Robert Anonymous Science:Biology:Healthcare |
| DIATOMIC ATOMS | Diatomic Is A Term Outlining Matches In Covalent Attraction (Tiny Objects, Mainly Seven) |
Robert Anonymous- Diatomic atoms are two atoms of the same element covalently bonded together. Only seven atoms exhibit this behavior, Hydrogen, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Fluorine, Chlorine, Bromine, and Iodine. Science:Chemistry |
| DR. SEUSS | Demiurgic, Rythmical Scribe, Expertly Unfolded Silly Stories |
Robert Anonymous Art & Literature:Writers |
| FIRED | Free! I Renounced Employer's Direction |
Robert Anonymous People & Relationships:The Workforce |
| GAY MEN | Got Anagram? Yes, Mangey (Erroneous Naming)! |
Robert Anonymous People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA |
| GOOD NIGHT | Growing Obscure (Oncoming Darkness) Now I Goodbye Him, "Tootles!" |
Robert Anonymous Communication:Hello & Goodbye |
| HARVARD | Haughty Alumni Resounding, "Veritas!", A Relic Declaration |
Robert Anonymous (Veritas is Harvard's motto, latin for truth) Education:Schools |
| HI SPEED INTERNET | Hooray! I Surf Porn Exceedingly Efficiently! Do I Need To Eat? Rest? Nope, Ebay Time! |
Robert Anonymous Computers:Internet |
| I HAVE NOTHING TO DO! | I Have A Vapid Existance, Never One To Hear Interesting News. Great Things Oncoming? Dream On! |
Robert Anonymous Assorted Phrases |
| JOHN JAY | Justice Of Historic Notoriety, Just Another Yankee |
Robert Anonymous Names:Famous people People & Relationships:Law & Order |
| LATIN SCHOLAR | Latina Antiqua, Tempore Interfectam, Nunc Supervivet Capitibis Hominum. Olim Lingua Amata Romanorum |
Robert Anonymous - Translation: Ancient latin, killed by time, now survives with the heads of men. Once the beloved language of the Romans. Science:Linguistics Education |
| MENS GYMNASTICS | My Eyes, Not Seeing! Guys (Young, Manly) Now Acrobatically Shift Themselves In Crazy Stunts |
Robert Anonymous Sports & Recreation |
| MONEY (5) | Make Oodles, Now Everything's Yours! |
Robert Anonymous Commerce:Money |
| MUSIC (2) | Makes Us Sing Its Chorus! |
Robert Anonymous Entertainment:Music |
| MY GRANDMOTHER | Mine, Yours, Grand-Relatives All Nag Descendents. Money, Otherwise, To Heirs Eventually Relinquishing. |
Robert Anonymous People & Relationships:Family |
| ONLINE SUPPORT | Oh No! Latest Instrument Not Effectively Serving Us? Please, People Online, Resolve This! |
Robert Anonymous Computers |
| PAUL AND MORGAN HAMM | Physically Amazing (Unfortunately, Larynges Are Not Desireable) Men, Obviously Rule Gymnastics. Among Nellies, Have A Massive Market |
Robert Anonymous - Paul and Morgan Hamm are two beautiful gymnasts with voices that rather resemble those of the munchkins in The Wizard of Oz. Names:Famous people Sports & Recreation |
| QUEER (2) | Quite Under-Estimated, Efficacious Race |
Robert Anonymous People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA |
| ROBERT (5) | Regularly Ogles Boys (Evaluating Repressed Thoughts!) |
Robert Anonymous, (you can imagine what might have inspired this apronym) Names:Acronymists People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA |
| ROMULUS | Rome's Original Monarch, Usurped Leadership Using Slyness |
Robert Anonymous, inspired by four years of study of the latin language. Romulus was Rome's first king who killed his twin brother Remus in order to gain power (hence the usurped leadership using slyness...) History Politics:Royalty:Royals |
| ROUNDHEAD | Rebels (Oliver's) Under New Direction, Heartily Eviscerated Aristocratic Domination |
Robert Anonymous -- The Roundheads were the name given to the side of the English Civil war that opposed the king, lead by Oliver Cromwell History Military:War & Terrorism |
| SCHEDULE | Some Classes Hard, Each Day Undertaking Lessons Earnestly |
Robert Anonymous Time Education |
| SCION | Someone Classic In Origin, Now |
Robert Anonymous People & Relationships:Family |
| SEAN | Soy Enamorado A Novio |
Robert Anonymous. Written in Spanish. Translation: I'm enamored by (my) boyfriend. (Its hard to express what i wanted to express with SEAN in English. The expansion is almost grammatically correct, there should be a posessive adjective before Novio.) Names:First names:Male |
| SHAVED HEAD | Some Have Attractive (Virile Even) Domes, Heed Excessive Abnormalities (Disgusting!) |
Robert Anonymous People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene |
| SHOPPING | She Has One Philia, Purchasing Inexpensive (Not!) Gifts |
Robert Anonymous Commerce |
| SILLY QUEEN | Stereotypes, I Loathe. Love Your Queers, (Understand?) Exterminate Evil Names. |
Robert Anonymous, written on Day of Silence, 2005 People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA |
| SNAPPLE | Sugar Needs? A Perky Potable Lessens Exigency |
Robert Anonymous Food & Drink:Drinks |
| STUPID (3) | Stating Texans (Unintelligent) President Is Dumb |
Robert Anonymous People & Relationships:Insults |
| SUBSCRIPTION | Send Us (Bimonthly?) Submissions Created Recently. I Prefer Them In One Newsletter. |
Robert Anonymous - An apronym written about the apronym times. Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms |
| TARQUINIUS SUPERBUS | Tiber's Aftermost Rex, Quit Under Impugnment (Nefarious, Inappropriately Used Sexuality) Sculpted Unprincipled Plans, Expertly Raped Beautiful Unwed Skirt |
Robert Anonymous -- Tarquinius Superbus (otherwise known as sextus tarquinius) was rome's last king (the tiber being the river rome was founded upon) who was deposed because he raped Lucretia, a noble girl. Rex is latin for king, but dictionary.com says it is commonly used in English. Politics:Royalty:Royals |
| THAT IS SO GAY! | Two Homos, Attracted, They Instantly Smooch, Share Other Great Abilities. Yummy! |
Robert Anonymous People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA |
| THE LORAX | Tawny Hermit Educates (Lectures?) Onceler, Rancorously Advocating Xylem |
Robert Anonymous Art & Literature:Book Titles |
| THESAURUS (4) | Tome Helps Everyone Synthesize Apronyms Using Rife, Unlimited Synonyms |
Robert Anonymous Words & Wordplay |
| VOULEZ-VOUS? | Voicing Our (Using Language Exotic) Zeal, Veritably, Our Urges Satisfied! |
Robert Anonymous Assorted Phrases Science:Linguistics:French Words |
| WATERLOO | When A Tyrant's Ended Revolution, Loses Over Onslaught |
Robert Anonymous Waterloo was the name of the battle in which Napoleon was defeated. Napoleon was a self declared emperor who had restored stability to France after the French revolution. History Military:War & Terrorism |
| WEDDING (3) | Witness Eternal Dreamlike Devotion. Important: No Gays! |
Robert Anonymous People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA |
| WILL AND GRACE | Working In Law Ladyman And Nutty Designer Give Romance A Chance. Entertaining! |
Robert Anonymous Entertainment:TV shows |