APRONYMS BY CHARLES H. MONTGOMERY, JR.
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ONE (6)Over Nil/Negatives Exactly! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
ONLY USE IN NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MORTALCOMBATOne New Little Yare Use Stating Enemy Is Naming Names! Obnoxious! "Charles Howard" And Near Cousins! Extremely Terrifying! Opt: Sentences Using Real Verbs Invade Victoriously! Escalate Memorisation Of Real Terrifying Animals! Lions! Cats! Operatingsystems! Mouses! Bats! Anacondas! Termites! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. (see FAIL SAFE!
Commerce:Companies:SIRC
ORGANICOrganic: Resourcefully Grown And Not Involving Chemicals! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Biology
Food & Drink
ORGANIC (2)Organicvegans' Resource: Generate/Greatest "Apronyms" = "Neat Internal Codes!" Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ORGANISEOrganicvegans Realize God. Advance Neighbors. Innovatively Save Enemies! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Religion
Food & Drink
PI (3)Pi Irrational Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Statement about one of math's most useful & well-known transcendentals. Sound-alike "Pie Irrational!" (Unhealthy!) Most pies are oversweetened with refined sugar & theingredients are not all organic & vegan (Unhealthy!)
Food & Drink
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
PIECE OF CAKE!Pie Investment Extravagant! Chefs Extraordinaire! Overpriced! Full/Fool Customer Adaptabily! Kitchens! Expedited! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Food & Drink
PIECE OF CAKE! (2)Perfect Invention! Examine! Commandeer Executive Officers! Fully Computerise Assemblyline! Kindly Expedite! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Phrases
PIECE OF CAKE! (3)Peace Invasion! Examine Computers! Execution Order: Fillers! Cakers! Assemble Kinder Elevators! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Bakery acquires another bakery and gives raises toall.
Food & Drink
Commerce
PIECE OF CAKE! (4)Piece Intervention! Examine Computer Execution Of Following: Cake Assemblyline! Kindly Expedite! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Food & Drink
Science:Electronics
POSITIVESPerfect! Opportune! Sentient! Innovative! Triumph! Invincible! Victory! Excel! Self! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships
POWER (2)Peace/Prince = Omnipotent/Omniscient Wonderful Emmanuel Redeemer! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Jesus Christ!
Religion
POWERSPresent Oportunity! Work Energetically Realising Successes! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Advice
PRICEProfit Received = Incoming Cash - Expenses Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Commerce
PRIMEProduce Right Integers Multiplying Eternity Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics
PRIME (2)Pray! Reinvest Income! Methodically Expand! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Verbs
PRIME POWERFUL NUMBERS!Positive = Recursively Invoke (Multiplication * {Each Prime, One Withheld!} ^ Exponent). Represent Factorisation Uniquely, Luminescing Naturals Unlimited! "Mathematics By Expansion: Reduces Swiftly!" Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. In apronym, PRIME is a transitive verb. One Withheld! means that mathematicians do not define ONE as a PRIME, even though PRIME commonly means FIRST. ONE is called a UNIT. "Mathematics By Expansion: Reduces Swiftly!" fractions. Fundamental Theorem of Arithmetic n. Every natural number is either prime or may be decomposed uniquely into prime factors.
Science:Mathematics
PRIMESPositively Represent Individuals! Multiply Essential Services! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics
PRIMES (2)Positives: Represented Integers. Multiplications Essentially Singular! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics
PROVEPerform Repeatable Objective Verifiable Experiments Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. I have been noticing for decades that a lot of common expressions can be acronymed (I am 58). E.G., HAND for "Have A Nice Day!" I have also coined apronyms for decades (even tho I did not link to your site until SAT 7/19 from acronymfinder.com, which I found on TUES 7/15.) I submitted this definition as my 37th and last to acronymfinder.com & apologized in the comment section that I had not read their guidelines until after my 36th submission.Your site is the most fun I visit. I hope that, above all, kids are encouraged to learn, communicate in, and coin apronyms! My favorite from your site is INFINITY! (I am a MATH WIZ.)
Science
PROVE (2)Provide Rational Obvious Verifiable Evidence Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Just a variation of PROVE, when operating in a more common, not necesarily experimental, mode.
Science
PUNSPlayful, Unexpected Nuances Surprise! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay
RAIDRepeated Annual Income Decrement Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Tax Assessment.
Commerce:Money
READ!Reality Envelops Announcing Death! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Reality (God) Envelops (Omnipresent) Announcing (in Bible) Death (to Jesus for our sins & to all who do not accept his atonement)!
Religion
READERSReaders Extract Apronymic Data! Examine Reality Symbolic/Skillfully! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Art & Literature
REALISERead! Expand Apronymists! Live Innovation! Supersede Expansions! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. on realising the potential of apronymists.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
RED!Rises Ends, Danger! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Rises Ends: Sunrises, Sunsets. Red Label: Danger!
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
RED (4)Responsible Elevated Daily! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. referring to sunrise.
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
SAFESingle Accountable Functional Empathetic Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships
SAFE!Sweet Abode! Full! Employed! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Adjectives
SAFE (2)Systems Adapted! Fully Electronic! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Science:Electronics
SAFE (3)System Adapted! Fully Executed! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Capital Punishment.
People & Relationships:Law & Order
SAFE (4)Sanely Approach Future Empathetically! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Adjectives
People & Relationships:Advice
SALE: BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE!Sin/Slave Almighty/Atoning Love Examine/Embrace. Buy Unlimited Your One Need. Enjoy God Emmanuel, Trusting Omnipotent. Now Experience Freedom, Real Empathy Eternally! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Isaiah 55:1: Ho, every one that thirsteth, come ye to the waters, and he that hath no money; come ye, buy, and eat; yea, come, buy wine and milk without money and without price. The KJV Strong's Version Jesus made this possible. Buy Unlimited Your One Need. God.
Religion
SALES ANGLE: "HOMES" CHEAP!Secure Abodes: Lush Environs! Swimming! Appropiately Named "Great Lakes Estates: Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie & Superior!" Constraint: Have Easy Annual Payments! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Commerce
Places:Buildings
SATELLITESat A 'Tall Electric Lamp' = Light! It Truly Enlightened! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Saw 'SATELLITE' thought 'Sat A Light.'
Words & Wordplay
Science:Astronomy
SCRAM!Simply Communicated: Run A Mile! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness
SCRAM! (2)Seeking Complete - Rest - Alone - Minute! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness
SECSerial Event Constant Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Time
SEC (2)Short, Extremely/Evidently/Emotionally Convenient/Confining! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Time
SEEINGSeeing: Eye Electromagnetically Inputs / Navigates Grasps Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Biology
SELL!Secure Employment! Live Luxe! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Commerce
SELL CARSSpec! Exhibit! Log Luxe Cars: Audi, Rolls, Simca! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Transport
Commerce
SINCERESolid Integrity. Novel. Character: Enthusiastic! Real Empathetic! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
SLEEP (5)Sleep: Lessens Energy Expenditure / Peaceful! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
SLEEP (6)Sin Lovers Eventually Eliminate Possible! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Death.
People & Relationships:Death
SMART (2)Systematic Mean Aggressive Revolting Taunts Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Emotions
SMILESSmiles: Muscles Involved < Living Eternally Scowling! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Emotions
SOON!Shortly Or Otherwise Never! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Time
SOUNDSleep Ongoing = Usual = Nice Deep! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
SOUND (2)Sane. Organized. Unagressive. Novel. Dependable! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Adjectives
SOUND (3)Sane, Organized, Unagressive, Novel. Dependable! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
SPORTS FANSerious! Proud! Owes!$ Reads! Taunts! Sane? Faithful Always! Neveryield! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Sports & Recreation
SPORTS FAN (2)Scientist Pursuing Observable Relationships: Time Stars Future Anno Numbers! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Sports & Recreation
SQUARE (2)Sound Questions! Utterly Account! Reveal Everything! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Situation: Congressional Panel investigating competitors' lies. Response of victim: an Honest, Gifted CEO.
Assorted Adjectives
SQUARE (3)Secure Quarters! Unlimited! Advancing! Renewing Employment! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Adjectives
SUCCINTShort / Unadorned / Compact Communication! Informative, Not Talkative/Tedious! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Adjectives
Communication
SURVIVE!Sentences Using Real Verbs Invade Victoriously! Engage/Escalate! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. (perhaps describing how to survive on this website)
Assorted Verbs
Science:Linguistics
SURVIVE! (2)Sense! Understand! Rise! Validate! Innovate! Victor! Empathise! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Verbs
SURVIVE! (3)Survive Unexpected Ripples! Value Innovation! Venture Empathy! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Verbs
SURVIVE! (4)Sensing Unresonable/Unexpected Rise Valiantly! Innovate Victory Enthusiastically/Energetically/Electrically! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Verbs
Commerce
TALKERSTrue Apronymists Listen! Keenly Enhance, Regenerate Skills! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Communication:Talking
TEACHER (2)Talented! Educates, Affirms Children! Higher Education Results! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. My FIRST TEACHER! is freeing ME from the PUN!-ISH!-MEANT! of APRONYMS OBSESSION!
Education:Occupations
TEACHER (3)Transcriptionists Educate! Arithmetic Convey! Humanely Encourage Reading/'Riting/'Rithmetic! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. My SECOND TEACHER!
Education:Occupations
TEACHER (4)Trained Ears Above Confusion! Humanely Encourage Reading! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. My THIRD TEACHER!
Education:Occupations
TEAMWORK (2)Trust Effective/Energetic Altruistic Management! Work: Organized Relevant Keen! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships
TEAMWORK (3)Thesaurus Expands/Effects Apronym Making! Word Organisation Requires Knowledge! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
TENSTwenty = Eleven + Nine. Score! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
TENS (2)Thirty = Eleven + Nineteen. September! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Thirty days in September. 3 TENS!
Time
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
TEST (4)Tune Expansions! Subdue Trials! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
THANK YOU!True, Hearty Appreciation Now! Kindness You Offer: Unexpected! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. THANK YOU! Angela Brett for both of your VERY ENCOURAGING e-mails. THANK YOU! to all of the APRONYMISTS who continually engage my mind in new, unexpected ways.
Communication
THEULTIMATENONVIOLENTMANTested Humanly: Evidence Undeniable! Life -Trouncing Insidiously Murdering: Against! Test Evidence: New Opportunities: Nullify Violence. Is Obvious! Life Exists New! Trusting Man Almighty Now! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships
THINGAMAJIGThis Humorous Invented - Name Given A Major Appliance: Jig! It's Good! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. (see FAIL SAFE!)
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Commerce:Companies
THINGAMAJIG (2)Tool: Humorous Invented - Name: Gamajig! Adjusts/Annihilates Major/Minor Appliances/Advances! Jiffy/Jig! It's Good! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Commerce:Companies:SIRC
THINGAMAJIG (3)Tool Handy Invention! Name Good: Amajig! Major/Minor Adjust/Annihilate! Jiffy/Jig! It's Good! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Commerce:Companies:SIRC
THIRTY = FRIENDS!Thirty (Halves {Initial = Remotest - Two} Year) = Four (Regeneration Increases!) + Eleven + Nine Down + Six! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Sum 30-Day Month Numbers: 4(April)+6(June)+9(September)+11(November)=10+20=30 (!) One of my original discoveries when I was less than 45. (Halves {Initial = Remotest - Two} Year): First Half of Year ==>(Initial=4) = (Remotest=6) - 2. Last Half of Year ==>(Initial=9) = (Remotest=11) - 2."Four (Regeneration Increases!) Spring starts late in Three (21 March 2003 in N. Hemisphere)." "Nine\Down\ Down!=Fall! in September."
Science:Mathematics
Time
THIS IS WHAT I MEAN!Take Heed! I'm Still Immeasureably Superior, Wanting Happiness Always. To Increase My Exacerbation: Absolutely, Not! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Phrases
THIS IS WHAT I MEAN! (2)This Hear! I Said I Scoff Workers Haplessly Assuming That I Meant: Enventually! Absolutely, Now! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Phrases
People & Relationships:The Workforce
THUNDER (3)Thundering High. Uncontrolled Noisily Discharges Electricity Radiantly! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Meteorology
THUNDER (4)Truth: Hold Uplift New Decisive Elevating Revelation! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Communication
THUNDER (5)Top: Holdup Unwanted New Discoveries! Exit Reason! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Communication
TIME (4)Transitory. Imminent: Measureless Eternity! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Time
TIME (5)Trust In Memory Expansion! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Speaking about my ability as an apronymist.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Time
People & Relationships:Thoughts
TIMERTimer Increments Minute Entities Repeatedly Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Time
Science:Electronics
TIP: SUCCESSTrustworthy Individuals Possess Skills Unusual: Caring Communicating/Counting! Enjoy Sweet Success! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Advice
TIRED (2)Time! Immediate Rest! Energise! Delay! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Adjectives
TRAITSTalk, Read, Apronymise, Improvise, Test, Select/Submit! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. TRAITS = Proper Subset of "Traits of Apronymist."
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
TRENDTime Related/Repeated Events. "Now" Determines/Developments. Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Nouns
TWOSTo/Time (Wonderful October) Standard! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. TWOS! set: {Standard Time, Daylight Time}
Time
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
VALIDVerily, A Logically Inferred Derivation Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Adjectives
VEGAN (2)Vegan: Eating Great; Animalproducts Never! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Food & Drink
WAY TO GO, MAN!Whey Above! Yeah! Taste/Tact/Truth Orders: Go Organic! Milk/Mucus Always Negative! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.This APRONYM provided as a service 2 HueManNitTea Buy THEULTIMATENONVIOLENTMAN Hoo(!) Iz An Organic Vegan (According to the labels for his food.)
Food & Drink
WEEK?Weak? Enervated Energy! Kindness! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Rough WEEK?
Time
WIN A TRIP!Wish! I Need Adventure! Take Reward In Promotion! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Sports & Recreation:Travel
WINNERSWinners Innovate! Navigate Naturally. Empathetically Realise Success! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships
WIRE SOLVER TRICK!Workers I, R, E! Solve Ohm's Law: Voltage (E ) = R (Total Resistance ) * (I Current). Kudos! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. My first "Apronym on Demand" ^:) I started with IRE. Angela suggested trying WIRE. This my fourth try. THANK YOU APRONYMISTS my teachers. ^:)
Science:Electronics
WON A TRIP! Way/Wonderful Omnipresence! Naturally Atones! Trust Redeemer/Reward = > Interceding Prince/Peace! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Religion
Transport
WRITEWrite Right! Inscribe Talents! Endure! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Art & Literature
Communication
WRITERS (2)Writers Read Inspiring/Informational Thoughts/Tomes Enhancing Readin'/'Riting Skills! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Art & Literature:Writers
YELLOW (3)Yellow Encased Long Lush. Organic Wonderful! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Banana.
Food & Drink
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
YELLOW (4)Yell Enemy Lax Leaving Outlying Weapons Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Military
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
ZIPZero! Innovation! Progress! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
ZIP (2)Zero Invisible Power! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
ZIP (3)Zero Incrementation Power Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics
ZIP (4)Zero Infinitely Powerful! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics:Numbers

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