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| 100% | ANUS | Arsehole's Not Unusually Smelly |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | ANUS (2) | A Not Uncommon Sphincter |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | AORTA | Aimed Outward, Replenishing The Ateries |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | ARM | A Reaching Mechanism |
Angela Brett and Peter Coxhead |
| 100% | ASS | Ample Sized Situpon |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 0% | ASS* | inAdequately Strong Sphincter |
Angela Brett, when KEYBOARD explained that he couldn't control-P very well and she said to get off his ASS and type control-P. MacGirl & KeyBoard |
| 100% | BABY'S BRAIN | Begining At Birth You Saw, Behaved, Reasoned, Adapted, Interpreted Naturally! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Your site has engaged my mind far above all the others combined! I suppose that being a MATH WIZ (I need to APRONYMIZE that!), with a strange sense-of-humor makes your site so appealing to what has been a longing in me since I started with a BABY'S BRAIN! |
| 91% | BABY'S BRAIN (2) | Birthday!: A Beginning for Your Seeing, Behaving, Reasoning, Adapting, Interpreting Naturally! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Variation of BABY'S BRAIN, with attempt to start with punch! |
| 100% | BALCONY | Breasts Arranged Lovingly Concealing Only Nipples Yearning |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | BALD SPOT | Began Aging, Lost Dulled Strands - Particularly On Top. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | BEARD | Bushy Entanglement After Razor's Ditched |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 85% | BELLYBUTTON | Babyhood External Lifesupport Left You (with) Beginning of Umbilical Tube, Tied Off Neonatally. |
Angela Brett |
| 86% | BIG BUM | Buttocks of Immense Gravity Belittling Usual Measurements |
Angela Brett, after 'BIG BUM' had been used many times to illustrate a point concerning this stack. |
| 0% | BIG BUM (2) | Being Immensely Gargantuan, (I) Bother Underwear Manufacturers |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | BLADDER | Bilious Liquids Are Deposited Daily, Easily Released |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | BLOOD | Bleeding Leaks Of Ordinary Droplets |
Jan Morgan |
| 100% | BONE CARVING | Brush On Nature's Every Canvas, And Recycle Vertebrae Into Neverending Gift |
Angela Brett Art & Literature |
| 100% | BONES | Broken Ones Need Elevation & Support |
Angela Brett |
| 83% | BONES (2) | Big Osseous Neoliths Explained by Scientists |
Sean Lamb Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs |
| 100% | BOOB | Bounces Out Of Bra |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | BOTTOM | Big Orifices Treat Tons Of Merde! |
Mary Carr/Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | BOWEL | Back Off... Wind Emission Likely. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | BOWELS | Bottom Often Will Evacuate Liquids & Solids |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 83% | BRAIN | Biological Reckoner - Array of Interconnected Neurons. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | BRAIN (2) | Biologic Reasoning Apparatus; Intelligence's Nest |
Gavin Lambert |
| 100% | BREAST | Beautiful, Round, Entertaining, Appetising, Supple, Tittilating. |
Matthew Oram and Steve Keate |
| 100% | BREAST (2) | Becomes Really Erect After Some Tweaking |
Matthew Oram and Steve Keate |
| 100% | BREASTS | Babies Rarely Ever Attempt Suckling Two Simultaneously! |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | BREASTS (2) | Blondes Request Expensive And Sometimes Troublesome Sugery. |
Angela Brett People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene |
| 100% | BREASTS (3) | Beautifully Rounded, Extremely Arousing, Sometimes Terribly Sensitive |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | BUDDING | Breasts Usually Do Develop In Nubile Girls |
Steve Keate |
| 100% | BUM | Below Underwear, Marginally |
Matthew Oram |
| 100% | CHAP (2) | *Cough* Huh? Adorable Penis?! |
Angela Brett, in response to CHAP, since penises aren't adorable. (CHAP sure gives a different slant on Chap Stick though.) |
| 100% | CHIN | Clip Hair If Necessary |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | CLITORIS | Cute Lump Is Tickled Often - Result: Intense Sensations |
TMcCO'G People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| 100% | CORPUS CALLOSUM | Cerebral Overpass Recommended Partitions Useful Sphere. Congenital Absence Loses Link Of Sections Using Malformation |
Jan Morgan -- it's the bridge that links the left side to the right side of the brain - its rare but some people are born with out one. |
| 100% | CRANIAL NERVES | Complex Reticule (A Network), It All Links Neural Elements Rapidly - Vigorously Establishing Sensations |
TMcCO'G |
| 100% | CURLS | Coiled, Untamed Ringlets Look Swell! |
Angela Brett People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene |
| 100% | DIMPLE | Depression In Mid-Phizog Looks Endearing |
Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene |
| 100% | DOG BONE | Dug Out & Gnawed By Our Neighbour's Elkhound |
TMcCO'G |
| 100% | DOG BONE (2) | Did Os Get Buried On Neighbour's Estate? |
Angela Brett |
| 75% | EAR | Entry to Aural Region |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | EAR (2) | Enables Aural Reception |
Eric Bridgstock |
| 100% | EAR (3) | Equilibrator / Aural Receptor |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. |
| 100% | EARLOBE | Embellishments And Rings Lend One Beauty, Essentially. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | EARS | External Audio Receiver System |
Mick Bridgstock |
| 94% | ENDOCRINE GLANDS | Everybody Needs Dispersal Of Chemicals Released Internally, Naturally Evincing God's Love of A Neat Distribution System |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, who finally got tired of seeing this subject every time he logged on to the "Unsuccessful Searches" page at http://acronyms.co.nz/cgi-bin/searches |
| 100% | EROGENOUS ZONES | Easement Recognition Of Generic Erections Navigating Obstacles Usually Surrounding Zucchini Outlets Needing Extra Stuffing |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| 100% | ESOPHAGUS | Exhaust So Offal Passes Heart And Goes Under Scrotum |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | EYE | Espy Your Enemies |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | FACE | Focus Additional Cosmetic Enhancement |
Angela Brett |
| 80% | FEET | Fantastically Effective & Environmentally-friendly Transport |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Transport |
| 100% | FINGERNAILS | Flexibility Is No Good - Enamelled (Red?) Nails Assist If Loosening Screws |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | FINGERS | Fidgeting Indexes Negotiating Gently Enter Responses Slowly |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | FUR | Fuzzy Unique Remnant |
Jan Morgan Household Objects:Threads & Fabric |
| 100% | GLANS | Genital Lingo Associated Naughty Sexuality |
Kenny Roy |
| 100% | GONAD | Generates Ova Night And Day |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | HAIR | Heat, And Its Retention |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | HAND | Hard Acronym Not Done |
Angela Brett, when Steve was trying to think of a HAND acronym and then asked her for an expansion when he couldn't think of one. |
| 100% | HAND (3) | Human Appendage Noticed Daily |
Kenny Roy |
| 100% | HANDS | Have Above Nine Digits, Sometimes. |
Steve Keate |
| 100% | HEAD | Hat/Hair Envelops Axons & Dendrites |
Angela Brett and Peter Coxhead |
| 100% | HEART | Hopefully Evident Arrhythmias Repair Themselves. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | HEART (2) | Healthily, Each Atrium Rhythmically Twitches. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | HEART (3) | Holds Emotion And Romantic Thoughts? |
Angela Brett People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| 100% | HEART (5) | He's Expired... Atria Rhythm Terminated |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | HEART (6) | Hydraulic Engine Absolutely Rooted Today! |
Bern Dell |
| 100% | HEEL | Holds Extremity, Ends Leg. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | HYMEN | Hello Young Men - Especially Newcomers! |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | HYMEN (2) | Hasn't Young Maiden Experienced Nymphomania? |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | IWI | Increased Whanau, Ivory |
Angela Brett (Iwi means either 'tribe' or 'bone' in Maori, Whanau means 'family') People & Relationships:Family Science:Linguistics:Maori Words |
| 100% | KNEECAP | Kicks Need Energy Enhancement Created At Patella. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | KNUCKLE | Knobble Near Uncial Can Keep Limbends Exercised |
TMcCO'G |
| 100% | LEATHER (2) | Let's Eschew Animals That Have Epidermis Removed |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, saying: this doesn't really reflect my opinion as I love my leather jacket! :-) Household Objects:Clothing |
| 100% | LEFT HAND | Little Enterprising Feline Taken Hold; Abandoning Normal Digits |
Gavin Lambert (I'm having to type this one-handed because my cat is sleeping on my right hand. And I'm right-handed!) |
| 100% | LEGS | Long Elevatory Gear Sticks |
Niki Widdowson |
| 100% | LENS | Light Experiences New Shaping |
Angela Brett Science:Physics |
| 100% | LENS (2) | Lets Eyes Now See |
Roger Williams Science:Physics |
| 100% | LIP | Lick If Parched |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | LIPS | Lively If Person's Speaking |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | LIPS (2) | Lovely If Pursed Sweetly |
Patricia Rix |
| 100% | LIPS (3) | Luscious In Pearly Sheens |
Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene |
| 100% | LIPS (4) | Licking Indicates Passionate Sexuality |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | LIPS (5) | Luscious, Irresistable, Person-Smoochers |
Kenny Roy & Tamaryn Roy |
| 100% | MAMMARIES | Most All Manly Men Are Rapt If Eying Some. |
Angela Brett |
| 90% | MAMMARIES (2) | Maybe A-cups, Maybe Mountains Always Restrained In Exo-Skeletons. |
Angela Brett |
| 83% | MINGE | Mane, If No-one Goes Epilating |
TMcCO'G |
| 100% | MOUTH | Much Open, Uttering Total Honesty? |
Eric Bridgstock |
| 100% | MOUTH (2) | Mine's Only Used To Hassle |
John Block. I was looking for the acronym for KLR which is the letters in the model number of my motorbike. I never really thought of conceiving acronyms from everyday words, but after reading a few I had to try. |
| 100% | MUSCLE | My Unique Skeleton Clearly Lacks Enhancement |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | NADS | Need Autoerotic Dirtiness Sometimes |
Jeff Anonymous People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| 100% | NASAL | Nostrils And Sinuses Are Leaking |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | NATES | Natural Asset That Excites Sadists |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | NAVEL | Nowadays A Very Exposed Location |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 91% | NIECES' BUMS | Nice Infants, Exuding Cuteness - Except Soiled Behinds Unfortunately Make a Stink! |
Angela Brett People & Relationships:Family |
| 100% | NIPPLES | Naked Independent Pandering Protuberances Launching Enthusiastic Suckling |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | NOSE | Not Only Supporting Eyewear |
Steve Keate and Angela Brett |
| 100% | NOSE (2) | Number One Sinus Exhaust |
Steve Keate and Angela Brett |
| 100% | NOSE (3) | Neat Orifice, Sniffing Everywhere |
Eric Bridgstock |
| 100% | NOSTRIL | Need Olfactory Sense To Revel In Lilies |
Angela Brett |
| 80% | NUTS (2) | Nifty Utilisation of Talented Sluts |
Acronymous Anonymous |
| 100% | NUTS (3) | Nestled Underneath Trouser Snake |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | PENIS | Pinkish, Erectile Needle Injects Semen. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | PENIS (2) | Particularly Enlarged, Now Incredibly Stiff |
Matthew Oram |
| 100% | PENIS (3) | Prominent Erection Needs Immediate Satisfying |
Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| 100% | PHALLUS | Pretense Holding Any Long Length Ushers Satisfaction |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | PRICK (2) | Penis Reacts If Continuously Kissed |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | PRIVATE PARTS | People Rarely Inspect Venal Areas That Everyone Possesses, And Restricted To Spouses |
Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| 100% | PUBIC HAIRS | Prickles Upsurge By Intimate Crevices, Heralding Adulthood & Insulating Reproduction Sites. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | RECTUM | Regular Egestion Causing Trouble? Use Metamucil! |
Angela Brett |
| 86% | RETINA | Residing in Eye, This Is Never Amputated! |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | SCHNOZ | Sleeping, Causes Horrible Noise - Onomatopoeically 'Zizz' |
Angela Brett ('schnoz' being slang for nose) |
| 100% | SCROTUM | Sac Containing Reproductive Orbs, Tucked Underneath Manhood. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | SEMEN | Spermfilled Emission Men Ejaculate Naughtily |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | SKULL | Skeleton's Knowledge User, Living Life |
Jan Morgan |
| 100% | SPERM | Small Paternal Effort Riles Mother |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | SPERM (2) | Sexual Performer Ejaculates Rich Mucous |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 90% | SPHINCTER | Shuts Posterior Hole - Is Needed to Control Those Embarrassing Runs |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | SPLEEN | Strange, Perplexing Little Entity... Explanation Needed |
Steve Keate and Angela Brett |
| 100% | STOMACH | Somewhere To 'Organicise' Meals Amid Concentrated HCl. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | TONSIL | Tissue Or New Son-In-Law |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Family |
| 100% | TOES | Ten Occupy Everyday Shoes. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | TITS (4) | They Invite Tender Sucking |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | TITS (3) | They're Intended To Seduce |
Patricia Rix |
| 100% | TITS (2) | They 'Inflate' Tight Sweaters |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | TITS | The Infant Thirstily Suckles |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | TESTIS | This Emits Sperm To Inseminate Someone |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 90% | TESTICLES | They Engineer Sperm That Is Coitally Leaked, Enveloped in Semen. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | TESTES | Tickle 'Em Sexily & They'll Eject Sperm |
Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| 100% | TEETH | Terrible Event Engages Traumatic Hesitation |
Jan Morgan |
| 100% | UDDERS | Usually Droopy Danglers Energising Ravenous Suckers |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | UDDERS (2) | Uberous Dangling Drink-Excreters Replenish Sucklers. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | UDDERS (3) | Ungulate's Drink Dispensers Easily Replenish Sucklers. |
Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | UTERUS | Umbilical Tract Ensures Related Unborn Survives. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | VAGINA | Venereal Area. Girl's. I No 'Ave |
Jeff Anonymous, in response to PENIS and PHALLUS |
| 100% | VAGINA (2) | Very Accomodating, Good In Numerous Applications |
Matthew Oram and Steve Keate |
| 100% | VAGINA (3) | Vigorous Agitation Gets Its Nubbin Aroused |
Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| 100% | VULVA | Very Useful Lips Venus Arouses |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | WRIST | Writing Requires Incredibly Supple Tendons. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | TUSH | Twin Undulations, Sit Here. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |