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100% MICHELLEMost Intellectual Coherent Handler Encourages Living Life Eagerly Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
100% MICHIGANMaybe I Could Have It Good Around Newberry Angela Brett
Places:States & Regions
0% MICHIGAN (2)Motor Industry, Cherries Harvested Is Great Agricultural Need Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
100% MICKEYMouse In Cartoons, Key Entertaining Yield Jan Morgan
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
91% MICROPHONEMade In China - Reverberations Over Power Hearers. Overly Noisy for Eardrums Angela Brett, after seeing a "Made in China" sticker right before turning the light off to go to sleep.
Science:Electronics
0% MICROPHONE (2)Made In China - Rather Old-fashioned Plastic Handheld Object Not-unlike Ears Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Electronics
90% MICROSOFTMegalomania Incorporated - Criminally Responsible Organisation Successfully Overseeing Felons and Thieves Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Windows
0% MICROSOFT (2)Machine Is Crap, Recycling is Only Solution, Ohh F*ck This! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Windows
0% MICROSOFT (3)Mainly Into Customer Rip-Off... Software Often Faulty Too. Angela Brett
Computers:Windows
0% MICROSOFT (4)Major In Creating Ridiculously Over-Sized Offal. Finance Topmost. Angela Brett
Computers:Windows
0% MICROSOFT (5)Motto Is, 'Create Revenue!' Operating System Often Fails Terribly Angela Brett
Computers:Windows
0% MICROSOFT (6)Money Is Chief Resource... Our Software's Only For Trading. Angela Brett
Computers:Windows
0% MICROSOFT (7)Macintosh Is Continually Rising Over Such Old-Fashioned Thinking Angela Brett
Computers:Windows
0% MICROSOFT (8)Media Imbeciles Continually Rabbit On, Sold On Failed Technology. Steve Keate
Computers:Windows
0% MICROSOFT (9)Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Software Only Fools Teenagers Henk
Computers:Windows
0% MICROSOFT (10)Managers In Companies Rile Office Staff, Obstinately Forcing Technology. Angela Brett - I've heard many stories of managers who've blindly bought Microsoft products despite all the people who'd actually be using them recommending other software.
Computers:Windows
0% MICROSOFT (11)Maybe It's Created from Refuse Out of Some Old Fogey's Truck Acronymous Anonymous
Computers:Windows
0% MICROSOFT SOFTWAREMany Imminent Crashes... Recommend Often Saving One's Files To Safeguard Oneself From Time Wasting And Repeated Entry. Angela Brett
Computers:Windows
0% MICROSOFT WORKSMostly It Crashes, Requiring Outrageous Squandering Of Funds To Write Over (Reinstall) Kludgy Software Angela Brett
Computers:Windows:Applications
People & Relationships:Thoughts:Misconceptions
100% MICROWAVEMarvellous Invention Can Reduce Our Waiting At Various Eateries Jan Morgan
Household Objects:Appliances
100% MIDASMy Index Delivers Auriferous Surprises Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends
0% MIDDLE EASTMaybe I'm Dumb... Direction Lacks Exact Endpoints And So, This. Angela Brett, who doesn't understand how East can have a middle.
Places:Positions & Directions
0% MIDDLE EAST (2)Maybe It's Diameter Dividing Longitudinal Expressions... Equator Always Splits Transversely Angela Brett, after MIDDLE EAST, thinking that although you could continue forever going east or west, the middle of the space in which you can go east or west, or the middle east-west line, is the equator. (I originally considered 'Longitudinal Expressions' as east goes from one longitude to another, but it later occurred to me that Latitudinal makes more sense as East goes along latitude lines. This choice of notation also affects whether the equator can be thought to split 'Transversely')
Places:Positions & Directions
0% MIDDLE WESTMedian, If Defined, Definitely Located Equivalently Whichever Expression Suits Topographer. Angela Brett, who thinks that if there is a MIDDLE EAST and MIDDLE WEST, however they are defined it seems logical that they should be both at the same place, whether it's the equator as in MIDDLE EAST (2) or opposite some longitude defined as the start/end of East and West.
Places:Positions & Directions
100% MIDGETMany, If Diminutive, Get Exceptional Treatment Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
0% MIDGET (2)Miniature Individuals Don't Get Especially Tall Patricia Rix
People & Relationships
100% MIDNIGHTMy, It's Dark! Now I'm Getting Horribly Tired. Angela Brett
Time
100% MIDWAYMicrosoft Is Developing Widgets Attracting Youth Sean Lamb (Midway was Microsoft's code name for the Xbox)
Computers:Games
Names:Code Names:Microsoft
100% MIGRAINEMy Insides Grumble Repeatedly And It Never Ends! Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% MIGUELMost Individuals Get Used Encyclopedias, Learning Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
100% MIKEMan Installs Klutzy Electronics Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
Science:Electronics
100% MILESMerciful Individual - Likely Etymon's Slavonic. Angela Brett
Names:First names:Male
0% MILES (2)Mirthmaking Irishman Left Everyone Smiling Tony McCoy O'Grady (Miles/Myles is a not-uncommon Irish forename and was one of the pseudonyms of a comic writer called Brian O'Nolan who flourished in the 40s/50s/60s. Myles nagCopaleen & Flann O'Brian being two of his pseudonyms.)
Art & Literature:Writers
0% MILES (3)Marching Imperial Legions Established Standard! Tony McCoy O'Grady - The mile as a unit of length is of Roman military origin, being 1000 paces (a double step.... counting 1 every time the right foot hit the ground)
History
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
89% MILITANTMother-In-Law Implying Trials And Never-ending Tribulations Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Family
0% MILITARY INTELLIGENCEMainly It Looks Into Things About Rank&file. Yet It's Not Terribly Exact. Large Lapses In Guesswork, Evidently Never Called "Errors" TMcCO'G, who thinks that Military Intelligence is largely guesswork, and no amount of hindsight can ever prove otherwise.
Military
0% MILITARY TERMSMisinformation Is Largely Its Target - All Reports You Think Exact Really Mislead Someone Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military
80% MILKMoo-cow Is Lactating Kiddiedrink Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks
0% MILK THISTLEMedicinal In Liver & Kidney Treatments, Harried Individuals Should Take Liquid Extracts Tony
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
0% MILKY WAYMars Invention, Luscious. Keeps Yummy, Wanted And Yearned Jan Morgan - Candy Bar
Food & Drink:Confectionery
100% MILLENNIUMMixup Is Looking Likely - Each Notational Nitwit Is Ultimately Mistaken! Tony McCoy O'Grady, insisting that the new millennium - a period of 1000 years - will not begin on New Year's Day 2000, rather will it be on New Year's Day 2001!
Time
0% MILLENNIUM (2)My, It's Long! Lavish Empires Newlyformed & Neutralised In Uno Millennium. Angela Brett
Time
100% MILOMay I Loudly Object? Jeff Anonymous, because he thinks that 'Milo' is such a simple-sounding name for the protagonist of 'The Phantom Tollbooth' by Norton Juster.
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
100% MILWAUKEEMaking (In Lakeside Wisconsin) Acronyms Usually Keeps Everyone Entertained Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
100% MIMEMinus Intonation, Minus Equipment Angela Brett
Entertainment
100% MINDMuch Intelligence Now Dormant Angela Brett, when Bern said something about mind expanding.
People & Relationships:Thoughts
100% MINEMinerals In Nature Extracted Angela Brett
Places
Science:Chemistry
0% MINERVA MCGONAGALLMotherly Individual Nurtures Every Resident, Verifies Abilities Magically, Congers Gifts Of Natural Activities Gets Animagus, Locating Lodging Jan Morgan -- Harry Potter character whom was watching the dursley abode as a CAT before delivering baby Harry. Teacher at HOGWARTS. (see ANIMAGUS)
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Harry Potter
83% MINGEMane, If No-one Goes Epilating TMcCO'G
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% MINISTRYMany Idiots (No Imaginations) Sent To Rule You Tony McCoy O'Don'tKnow
Politics
100% MINNESOTAManufacturing Industry Necessary, National Eagle Sightings, Ore, Timber Advantages Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
0% MINUTES OF USEMy! I've Now Used This Eighty Seconds - Only Forty Under Suggested Extent. Angela Brett
Time
100% MIRACLEMost Incidents Rare, Amazing Circumstances, Leading Evidence Jan Morgan - Miracles are explainable and evidence of how it came to be are amazing what makes them a miracle is that the circumstances are udeniable yet unexplainable
Assorted Nouns
100% MIRANDAMy Island Refuge's A Neat & Desirable Abode Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Tempest
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Tempest
100% MIRRORMy Image Reflected - Reverse Of Reality Angela Brett
Household Objects:Furniture
89% MIRTHFULMy Initial Reaction to This Heart Felt Uplifting Laughter Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
100% MISERYMissing Intimacy Since Erection Rose Yesterday Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% MISQUOTEMost Idiots Seldom Question Understanding Of The Eclipse Rico Leffanta
Science:Astronomy
Communication
100% MISREADINGMaybe I Should Reread Everything, As Different Interpretations Never Gel. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
100% MISSMajors In Sob Stories Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Titles
0% MISS (2)Marriage Isn't So Salient Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
People & Relationships:Titles
100% MISSALMine Includes Sacramental Services And Liturgies TMcCO'G
Religion
Art & Literature:Book Titles
0% MISS CARSWELLMan, Is She Stupid. Can't Anyone Remember Something We've Ever Learned Lately? Peter & Christina
Names
Education
0% MISS CONCEPTIONMothered Innumerable Sprogs, Seen Countless Obstetricians... Now Carrying Embryo. Prefers Thoughtless Insemination Over Nuptials. Angela Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
People & Relationships:Thoughts:Misconceptions
0% MISSED MY CHANCEMaybe I Should've Suggested Engagement, Dearest - Maybe You Could Have Avoided New Chap's Engagement Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
0% MISSING MOBILE PHONE - MY LIFE'S RUINEDMan I'm Suddenly Speechless - It's Not Good. My Only Beloved Is Lost. Each Person's Home/ Office Numbers Escapes Me. Yet Loss Is Finite, Everything's (Slowly) Replaceable. Usefully Insured, New Equipment's Delivered Toneless Tony -- I have been at a great loss since last Thursday when my mobile phone went missing.
Communication
0% MISSING TEACHERMorning Instruction Sans Sensei... It's No Good To Expect A Class & Have Educator Refrain! Angela Brett, when the lecturer didn't show up for a statistics lecture.
Education:Occupations
100% MISSIONMembers In Service, Savior Is Our News Jan Morgan -- truly what a mission is about and missionaries anxiously want to share it
Religion
100% MISSIONARYMembers In Service Sacrificing Identity Old New Anxiously Reach You Jan Morgan -- 2 young men or ladies or a married couple searching for themselves while serving the savior and delivering His message
Religion
0% MISSION CRITICALMy IBook Should Stay Inerrantly Operating, Neccessarily. Can't Risk It Taking Ill; Couldn't Annotate Lectures. Jeff Anonymous, when it was thought (mistakenly) that Apronyms for Mac OS X would not work on JAGUAR, explaining: I'd upgrade to PANTHER except my only Mac is MISSION CRITICAL.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
100% MISSISSIPPIMemories In Segration, Slavery In Southern State Is Paradisical Plantation Illusions Jan Morgan - Plantation owners were in paradise while the slaves were not
Places:States & Regions
100% MISSOURIMark Is Seasoned Storyteller Of Unusual Rhetoric Idealogy Jan Morgan - Mark Twain
Places:States & Regions
0% MISSOURI (2)Midwest Is Self-centered State Of Unmoving Rational Ideas Jan Morgan - Show me state
Places:States & Regions
0% MISS YAMostly I'm Sad Since You're Away Edwin Hermann
People & Relationships
100% MISTMoisture Is Somewhat Tenuous TMcCO'G
Science:Meteorology
100% MISTAKEMy Incompetence Started This Awful Knowledge Error. Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
100% MISTAKESMy Inglish's Something Terrible And Kontains Erratic Spellings Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay
100% MISTERMajors In Seduction To Ensnare Romantics Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Titles
80% MISTRESSMad Irishman Seeks to Tarnish Reputation of Enlightened Sophomoric Superhero Angela Brett, when Tony referred to her as 'oh mistress mine.'
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% MISTRIALMaybe It's Supposed To Result In A Liquidation Sean Lamb
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% MISTYMostly Impossible Seeing Two Yards Angela Brett
Science:Meteorology
100% MITCHELLMan Is Truly Confusing Has Extremist Lfestyle, Lamentable Jan Morgan -- someone I USED to know
Names:First names:Male
0% MITCHELL (2)Man Is Truly Confusing, Has Extinguished Ladies' Light Jan Morgan -- someone I USED to know
Names:First names:Male
100% MITSUBISHIMan In Transport Speeds Up Beautifully, In Spyder He's Inherited TMcCO'G
Transport:Car Makes & Models
88% MITTENSMy Itty-bitty, Tiny Terror Even Nibbles String! Patricia Rix, referring to her cat.
Names:Pet Names
0% MME DE MAINTENANTMany Men Entertain Doubts Even Men Always In Need Test Extra Nonchalance After Naughty Trysts Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature:Writers
100% MMORPGMorons Mindlessly Overdoing Redundantly Programmed Game Sporkmaster (MMORPG usually stands for Massively Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Games
100% MNEMONICMy Non-Exact Memory Often Needs Increased Capability Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay
100% MNEMONIC!Memory Nugget! Enhancing Mind's Organization / Needs / Intention / Creatively! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. MNEMONIC! was so much fun! Including the 8 lines for Expansion, making MNEMONIC! read down LEFT COLUMN, thus producing ANOTHER MNEMONIC! N spans only pages 769-798 in Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary! (Notice, I am afflicted, not only with ACRO/APRO/NYMA/MAKER/MANIA, but also, EXCLAMATION POINTER/MANIA!)
Words & Wordplay
100% MOAMaori Over-Ate Steve Keate
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
100% MOABMan Of Authorised Bible Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
Religion
0% MOAB (2)Maxes Out All Buildings Tony McCoy O'Grady referring to "Massive Ordnance Air Blast Bomb", "Mother Of All Bombs"
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Military:Weapons
100% MOATManmade Ocean Around Tower Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Waterways
83% MODELMatched Observed Data to Equations? Lovely! Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics
0% MODEL (2)Men Only Date Easy Lays Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
0% MODEL (3)Mad Obsessive Dieting, Eating Laxatives. Steve Keate and Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
0% MODEL (4)Materialism Over-Done, Expensive Looking. Steve Keate
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
100% MODEMMine Often DIsconnects… Extremely Maddening. Angela Brett, whose new modem keeps cutting her off even after having its dongle fixed and the phone lines to the house fixed.
Computers:Generic Hardware
0% MODEM (2)Much Of Diet's Evidently Malnourishing Tony
Computers:Do Not Eat
100% MODERATIONMost Of Dietary Encouragement Rations All Tastes In Own Nutrition Jan Morgan - not eating so much
Food & Drink
100% MODESTYMy 'Organ'? Don't Expect Seeing That Yet! TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% MODIFIERSMould Our Data Into Form Incorporating Esoteric Reckoning Symbols Angela Brett, on encountering warning C4229: anachronism used : modifiers on data are ignored
Computers:Programming
100% MODREDMan Of Deceit, Really Evil Dastard Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
100% MODULEMethod Of Dividing Up Lessons, Educationally Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
100% MOE"Midge" Offered Erroneously Tony McCoy O'Grady (Moe often refers to Marge as "Midge")
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
100% MOHAWKMy On-Head Alps Will Kill! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
100% MOIRAMaybe Only If Reactions Act Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
100% MOLEMeasurement Of Lumpiness, Evidently Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
0% MOLE (2)Molecules Of Large Enumeration Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
100% MOLIEREMy Only Love Is Editing Romantic Escapades Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature:Writers
100% MOLLYMothers Offspring, Leads Lot Yearly Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
0% MOLLY (2)Mothers Offspring, Loves Life, Yes Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
0% MOLLY MORMONMorally Obedient Led Life, Yearly. Modest Opinion Radiates Model Of Nobiity Jan Morgan -- name given to girls who don't waiver in their morals in the religion
Names
Religion
0% MOLLY WEASLEYMom Of Large Lively Youngsters. What Ever Amazing, Simple Loyalty Emanates [from] You Jan Morgan
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Harry Potter
100% MOLTENMountains Often Lean The Earth's Nucleus Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Geology
100% MOLTRESMascot Of League - Trainers Respect Everburning Soarer Angela Brett (Moltres is Pokemon #146)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
83% MOLYBDENUMMistaken Once (for) Lead, Yet Because it Doesn't Exist Naturally, Usually Manufactured. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% MOMMaker Of Me Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Family
0% MOM (2)Meals Outta Mammaries TMcO'G
People & Relationships:Family
0% MOM (3)Made Our Mitochondria Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Family
100% MOMMIESMom Or Mum? Mummies Is English Spelling Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Family
100% MOMMYManipulating Ovaries Manufactures Maternal Yearnings imposed
People & Relationships:Family
100% MONAMeeting One's Naughty Associate Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
100% MONACOMilking Optimistic Ninnies At Casino Operations. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
86% MONDAYMorning? Oh No! Drunk Again - Yet-again! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Weekdays
100% MONEYMake Our New Economy Yours! Rico Leffanta
Commerce:Money
0% MONEY (2)My Other Nasty Evil Yearning Jeff Anonymous (in reference to the greedy feelings often associated with money)
Commerce:Money
0% MONEY (3)My Own Notes, Earned Yesterday Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce:Money
0% MONEY (4)Men Of Nagoya Earn Yen Angela Brett
Commerce:Money
0% MONEY (5)Make Oodles, Now Everything's Yours! Robert Anonymous
Commerce:Money

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