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APRONYMS BY ANGELA BRETT

About Angela Brett

Angela has not had time to update this website recently, because she is also a mathematician by training, programmer by trade, physicist by association and writer by Sunday midnight. She would like to remind people that anyone who submits an acronym to this website may send a short blurb like this one to go on their page of acronyms.


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AASLEAGHAwful Alcohol's Still Left, & Everyone's Already Got Hangovers! Angela Brett (Aasleagh is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'A liqueur made only for drinking at the end of a revoltingly long bottle party when all the drinkable drink has been drunk.'
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
ABACTORAgricultural Baddy - A Cattle Thief (Obsolete Remark) Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
ABASHAstound, Bring About Shame, Humiliate. Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
ABATTOIRAnimals Bleed And Then They're Offered In Repast Angela Brett
Food & Drink
Places:Buildings
ABBAAgnate Biblically Begat Adam Angela Brett
Religion
ABBREVIATIONSA Bit Big... Remove Excess Vowels (It Ain't Troublesome If One's Not Speaking) Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay
ABEIGHAloof, But Especially In Gaelic Highlands Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
ABELAdam's Boy, Eve's Lad Angela Brett
Names:First names:Male
Religion
ABETAid By Encouraging Transgression Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
ABIOGENESISA Biont Is Originated - Great, Except Not Explicable. Surrounding Inanimate Substance. Angela Brett
Science:Biology
ABLACTATIONA Baby's Left Annoyed 'Cause That Alimentary Tipple Isn't On Nipple. Angela Brett
Science:Biology
ABNEGATEAbsolute Baloney - Never Even Given A Thought, Ever. Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
ABORTIONA Baby Only Remains 'Til It's Ordered Not Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Family
Science:Biology:Healthcare
ABRAMA Brownish Red, Auburn Modernly. Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
ABUNDANTAll But Uncountable... Never Did Anyone Need Total Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
ACARIDA Compact Arachnid - Rarely Isn't Dronish. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Insects
ACATALECTICAuthors Can Achieve This - A Little Extra Care That It's Correct. Angela Brett
Art & Literature
ACATAMATHESIAAfflicted Can't Apprehend That Anything Means Anything, Though Has Every Sense - It's Absurd! Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
ACEROUSA Careful Extraction Revokes Only Unicorn's Significance Angela Brett
Science:Biology
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Mythical Creatures
ACIDA Corrosive Ingredient, Definitely. Angela Brett
Science:Chemistry
ACNEAdolescents Can Not Escape Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
ACRONYMANIACAlphabetically Creative Ranter's Overactive Noodle Yields Many Acronymic Niceties. It's Absolutely Crazy! Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACRONYMISEAnyone Can Rejuvenate Old Nuances. You Must Investigate Synonyms Extensively. Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ACROSTICArgue Correct Reference, Or Study This Interesting Comparison. Angela Brett, who is thinking of adding to the ACRONYMS website with a discussion of the definitions of acronym and acrostic.
Words & Wordplay
ADAMSAppleMaster Douglas Authored Muchloved Series Angela Brett
Art & Literature:Writers
ADDICTIONAlcohol & Drugs Dangerously Injure Cerebellum. Throw It Out, Now! Angela Brett
Drugs
ADDITIONArithmetic Device Drummed Into Tots... It's Only Natural. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics
ADELARDAl'Khwarizmi's Derivations Entered Latin, Also Royal Drilled. Angela Brett (Adelard of Bath was a mathematician who, among other things, translated work of Euclid and Al'Khwarizmi and taught King Henry II.)
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
ADVENTUREA Dastardly Villain Enters Niceguy Territory - Usually Really Exciting! Angela Brett, while pondering the ADVENTUREs of MacGirl and KEYBOARD.
MacGirl & KeyBoard
AFFCOTA Frightful Fart Cuts Off Talking. Angela Brett (Affcot is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'The sort of fart you hope people will talk after.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
AFRAIDAnxious For Reassurance, And In Distress Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
AGEAnnually Gets Elevated Angela Brett
Time:Age
AGESAeons, Generations, Epochs & Such? Angela Brett, after Edwin mentioned on the forums that he hadn't submitted an acronym for AGES and should be punished. I figured I'd better submit an acronym for AGES before anyone punished me!
Time
AGNOSTICA God's Not Observable, So Truth Isn't Certain Angela Brett
Religion
AHAAaah, He's Admitted! Angela Brett, when Tony finally admitted to being the mysterious acronymaniac known as TRICKERTREAT.
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
AL'BATTANIAlbategnius' Liber Bore Astronomical Tables, Trigonometric Advances & Newer Information. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
AL'HAITAMAnalysed Lenses, Had An Important Theory About Mirrors. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
AL'HASIBAbu Largely Helped Along Solving Irrational Bewilderment. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
ALLITERATIONSAnother Like Letter Indulges The Ear - Repeat Again To Induce Outrageously Nonsensical Sound. Angela Brett (see the Alliterations page at http://acronyms.co.nz/alliterations.html)
Words & Wordplay
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Page Titles
ALONEAlways Left Out - Not Enjoyable. Angela Brett. Tony replied by saying ''Alone' is not always a case of being left out - it can be a case of leaving! You're confiusing being alone with being lonely!' and demonstrating with some more versions of ALONE.
Assorted Adjectives
People & Relationships
ALPHABETAll Literate People Have Already Begun English Training. Angela Brett
Science:Linguistics
ALTSCAPEAlternative Landscape: Their 'Scenesaver' Creates A Personalised Environment Angela Brett, who is developing the Mac OS X version of Altscape's 'Scenesaver' and Media Manager software. (See http://www.altscape.com/index.asp?displaymode=DownloadsPage)
Commerce:Companies
AMIGAArchaic Machine, It's Gone Away. Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Computers
AMSTERDAMAny Marijuana Smoker That Ever Rolled Dreams About Metropolis Angela Brett
Places:Towns & Cities
AMSTRADAntiquated Machine Starts Trouble... Requires Another Diskdrive. Angela Brett, after a lady in her writing class who'd been using the same Amstrad for 10 years found that it needed a new diskdrive because it hadn't been cleaned.
Computers
ANAGRAMA New Arrangement Giving Reasonably Alike Meaning Angela Brett, describing what people usually aim for when finding anagrams.
Words & Wordplay
ANGERAlmost Never Gets Effective Result Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
ANGIEA Nickname Given Is Endearing Angela Brett
Names:First names:Female
ANIONA Negative Influence On Neighbours Angela Brett
Science:Chemistry
ANISEEDAlways Nice In Sweets, Enjoy Every Dose Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Confectionery
ANTHEMA Nation's Tune Has Everyone Mouthing! Angela Brett, reflecting on the observation than in any sports event or other such occasion where people are required to sing the national anthem, most of the participants don't know all the words, so try their best at moving their mouths so they'll appear to be singing.
Entertainment:Music:Songs
ANTHONYAffluent, Nostalgic Travelling Hippy - Old, Not Youthful. Mary Carr, describing her brother (with a little help from Angela Brett.)
Names:First names:Male
ANTHROPOMORPHISMAscribing Nonhumans Typically Human Range Of Properties. One Macintosh Owner Readily Personifies Her IBook - She's Mad! Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Art & Literature
ANTI-Affix Negates The Idea Angela Brett
Science:Linguistics
ANTIBODIESA Natural Thing In Biology... Only Destroy If Enemy's Sensed. Angela Brett
Science:Biology
ANTIBODYAllergy: New Threat's Identified Badly -- Only Death's Yours. Angela Brett, to go with ANTIBODIES (2)
Science:Biology
ANUSArsehole's Not Unusually Smelly Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
AORTAAimed Outward, Replenishing The Ateries Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
APE"Ancestral Primate" -- Evolutionists Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
APOSTROPHEA Pointer Of Syncopation, The Rightful Owner(s), Perh... "Hello, Entrant!" Angela Brett, mixing the two meanings of 'apostrophe'.
Science:Linguistics
APPLEA Pleasing Product Line... Excellent! Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
APPLETALKAnyone Planning Printer LAN Expects To AppleTalk Like Krazy! Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
APRONYMA Petite Reminder (Openers Notation) Yields Mnemonic Angela Brett (see APRONYMS)
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYM!Acronym's Peak! Representation Organic, Novel, Yare, Mirthful! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Y was the hardest! Fortunately, Y is has only pages 1365-1370 in Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary (Tenth Edition.) So, I learned YARE! THANK YOU, Tony McCoy O'Grady, Angela Brett & all the rest of APRONYMANIACSVILLE! The only times I have learned more is when I have made original math discoveries.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APROVEApronym Passes Rigors Of Vetting/ Examination Angela Brett thinking that APROVE could mean approve an APRONYM. Not to be confused with the misspelling of approve, of which I DISAPROVE.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APTITUDEA Prized Talent Is To Unerringly Do Everything Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
APTONYMSAppropriate Phrases To Obviate Nuances Your Morphemes Suggest Angela Brett, after Tony suggested that 'aptonyms' might be a better name for our creations.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
ARBOKAloud, Read Backwards, Ophidian's Known Angela Brett (Arbok is Pokemon #24)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
ARCHAEOPTERYXAlthough Rather Controversial, Hailed As Earliest Ornithoid. Precursor To Everyday Robins, Yet Xtinct. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
AREAcronym Requests Expansion Angela Brett, when Jeff capitalised ARE on the Acronyms forums.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
ARGH!Angela Rarely Gets Headrest Angela Brett, late at night after adding a lot of apronyms (there are still many waiting to be reviewed, though it's not really an ARGH thing as it's great that people have been submitting so many apronyms.)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ARGONA Royal Gas?! Oh, Noble! Angela Brett
Science:Chemistry:Elements
ARMA Reaching Mechanism Angela Brett and Peter Coxhead
Science:Biology:Body Parts
ASHAnimated Super Hero Angela Brett, referring to the main character in the Pokemon TV series and movies.
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
ASSAGAIA Slender Spear African Guards Aim Impeccably Angela Brett
Military:Weapons
ASSOCIATEAcquaintance Seen Somewhat Often, Commercial Interests Are The Excuse. Angela Brett
People & Relationships
Commerce
ASTRIDAcronymising Strange Things Really Isn't Done! Angela Brett, when challenged to make up a quick expansion for ASTRID.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Names:First names:Female
ASTROLOGISTAnalyses Stars To Read Other's Lives - Obscurest Genethliac Inferences Seem True Angela Brett
Religion:Astrology
ATHEISMAll That Has Existed Is Strictly Mechanistic Angela Brett
Religion
ATHEISTA True Heathen's Existence Is Sans Theology Angela Brett
Religion
ATHEISTICAll The Hard Evidence Implies Scientific Theory Is Correct Angela Brett
Religion
ATKINSAll They Know Is 'Nothing Starchy' Angela Brett, on the Atkins diet.
Food & Drink
ATMOSPHERICAt The Moment Our Sulphur Perhaps Helps Equipoise Rise In CO2 Angela Brett, who recalls hearing about 'sulphur cooling' caused by sulphur dioxide in the atmosphere counteracting the greenhouse effect. (Just as long as you don't mind acid rain!)
Science:Chemistry
Science:Environment
AUSPICIOUSAn Unspecified Superstition Presents Itself, Creating Intuition Of Unbridled Success Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
AVOCADOA 'Victim' Of Cholesterol Advocates Delicate Oil Angela Brett
Food & Drink
AVOIDANCEA Villainy Of Investing Dollars And Not Contributing Excise Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Commerce:Money
AWAYAbsent, Went After You! Angela Brett (Thinking of turning up at someone's house and finding they're on the way to visit you)
People & Relationships
AXEAnihilate Xyloid Extremities Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Plants
AZYMEAny Zymotechnic Yeasts Mustn't Enter Angela Brett
Science:Biology
BABELBrought About (Biblically) Every Language Angela Brett
Religion
BABYBoisterous And Bouncy Youth Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing, inspired by Quantum Reid, Angela Brett's nephew - see his homepage at http://www.angelfire.com/az/lizreid/quantum.html
Science:Biology
People & Relationships:Family
BACHELORBecause Anyone Continuing His Education's Low On Romance? Angela Brett, B.SC.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
Education:Qualifications
BAGHDADBefore Americans Get Here, Dozens Are Dying Angela Brett (this acronym could be either for or against the war in Iraq... am I referring to the dozens being killed while US troops are on the way to Baghdad, or those killed by Saddam Hussein before the war started?)
Places:Towns & Cities
Military:War & Terrorism
BANKBlast! Account Not Known! Angela Brett
Commerce:Money
BARBarney's A Regular/Resident! Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
BARREL-LOLBeing Amused, Riotously Raucous Excessive Laughter - Look Out Listeners! Started by Angela Brett, perfected by Tony McCoy O'Grady. A play on 'barrel roll.'
Laughter
BARTBoy's A Real Troublemaker Angela Brett
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
BASICBegan At Seven, I'd Conjecture Angela Brett, whose brothers forced her into BASIC programming pretty much as soon as she could read.
Computers:Programming
BATHBeware A Toweled Hitchhiker Angela Brett (see SPA)
Household Objects:Towels
BATTERIESBegan A Trip Thinking Extra Required... Instead, Existing Survived. Angela Brett, who took plenty of batteries with her to Palmerston North only to find that the ones already in her Newton lasted the whole trip. (Well, apart from the last few hours on the bus. But they would have survived that easily if they hadn't been a third used to begin with. If you're not happy with the slight deception, change it to 'Eight's Sufficient' in your head.)
Science:Electronics
BEBankrupt Enterprise Angela Brett
Computers
Commerce:Companies
BEEFBSE Endangered English Farms Angela Brett
Food & Drink
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
BEEHIVEBrings Extra Elevation... Hair Is Vertical Extremity Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
BEIGEPHONEBasically Emits Indecipherable Garbage... Each Person Hears Only Noise, Essentially. Angela Brett (The beigephone is the windoze user's equivalent of MacGirl's MACPHONE)
MacGirl & KeyBoard
BERTHABrilliance Everyone Related To Her Admires Angela Brett (the name Bertha comes from berht, an Ancient Germanic word meaning "Brilliant.")
Names:First names:Female
BHANGBums Harvest Addictive, Narcotic Greenery Angela Brett
Drugs:Cannabis
BIBLEBooks Inside Book, Lasting Evangelism Angela Brett
Religion
Art & Literature:Book Titles
BIGBehold Its Greatness! Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
BIMBOBrainless Individual, Meretricious Blonde Ornament. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
BIOLOGYBy Investigation Of Life, One Gains Yang? Tony McCoy O'Grady and Angela Brett
Science:Biology
BIONICBelieve It Or Not, I'm Cybernetic! Angela Brett
Science:Biology
BIOSBoots In One Second Angela Brett (BIOS actually stands for Basic Input Output System)
Computers
BIRTHDAYBecause It's Really Tough Having Death Anniversaries Yearly! Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions
BITWISEBoolean Instructions Tackle Words In Single Elements Angela Brett
Computers:Programming
BLACKBasically Lightless, As Coal / Kohl Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
BLAHBoring Lecture, All Humdrum. Angela Brett
Education:Slow Teaching
BLAINEBad Liver Affected Infant's Name, Evidently Angela Brett (the name Blaine comes from bla, a Gaelic word meaning "Yellow." I wonder how many babies were named Blaine because they were jaundiced.)
Names:First names:Male
BLASTOISEBlasting Liquid Adds Speed - Third One In Squirtle Evolution Angela Brett (Blastoise is Pokemon #9)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
BLOWBreathe Like Oral Wind Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
BLUEBadly Lovesick? Unhappy, Emotionally... Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
BOATSBest Ones Are Trailer-Sailers Angela Brett
Transport
BODIES'Bravery' Of Dead Is Euphemism: Stupidity! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
BONDEDBaby Of New Dad Enjoys/Endures Doting Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Family
BONESBroken Ones Need Elevation & Support Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BONGSBigwigs Ordered No Gear Sales Angela Brett, after a law was passed prohibiting the sale of cannabis-smoking apparatus.
Drugs
BOOBBounces Out Of Bra Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BOREDOMBrain On Recess, Extreme Disuse Of Mind. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
BORINGBreaking (Operating Rotary Instruments) New Ground Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
BOSSBags Over-Sized Salary Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
BOSTONBay Of Spilt Tea - Oh No! Angela Brett
History
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
BOWELBack Off... Wind Emission Likely. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BOXERSBalls (Of XY-Endowed) Readily Swing Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
BOYFRIENDBrag Of Your First Romance... It's Everlasting, No Doubt. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BRABreast-Restraining Apparatus Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
BRAIDSBring Relative Alignment Into Disordered Strands Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
BRANDINGBuyers Remember A Name, Discredit If No Good Angela Brett
Commerce
BRASSIEREBreast-Restraining Apparatus, Sometimes Shown In Extremely Raunchy Exposes Angela Brett and Steve Keate
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
BREASTSBabies Rarely Ever Attempt Suckling Two Simultaneously! Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BROKENBy Rebelling, Outlaws Keep Everyone Noticing Angela Brett, because laws are made to be broken. The theory is that criminals are really just doing what they do because they want attention. Sentence potential criminals to preventative attention and everything will be fine.
People & Relationships:Law & Order
BRONZEBe Really Open - Nearness Zenithal Emotionally. Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the bronze (8th) wedding anniversary.
Science:Chemistry:Elements
BRUNOBrown - Rather Uninspiring Name Origin Angela Brett
Names:First names:Male
BRYCEBuild, Render - You've Created Environment! Angela Brett (Bryce is a 3D landscaping and animation application... see http://corel.com)
Computers
B.SC.Biological Scientific Calculator Angela Brett, after graduating with a B.Sc. (Bachelor of Science) majoring in MATHEMATICS.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Education:Qualifications
BTWBrain To Wander... Angela Brett (BTW usually stands for 'By The Way')
Re-expansions of existing acronyms:Conversational

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