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A Pertinent Re-interpretation Of Normality Yielding More Sense

APRONYMS BY TONY MCCOY O'GRADY
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100% BESTIALITYBeing Enslaved Sexually To Indecent Animal 'Loving' Is Totally Yucky Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology:Animals
100% BETHLEHEMBirth's Exceptional, The Heralds Laud & Extol. He's Evidently Messiah Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
Places:Towns & Cities
100% BHUTANBetween Himalayan Uplands - Tibetans And Nepalese. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% BIANCABecomes Irritated At Nonsensical Courtship Arrangements Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Taming of the Shrew
100% BIBLE (2)Believers Instruction Book - Life Encompassing Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
Art & Literature:Book Titles
0% BIG BUM (2)Being Immensely Gargantuan, (I) Bother Underwear Manufacturers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% BIG PROFITSBy Increasing Gross Prices, Rip Off From Idiotically Thick Shoppers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
100% BILLBig, If Lunchers Linger Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
Commerce
100% BILLINGBig & 'In Lights' List Includes 'Named' Guys Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment
100% BINGOBiddies In Neighbourhood Gamble Openly Tony McCoy O'Grady - Bingo (where I live) is played mainly by older women in local community halls
Entertainment:Games
100% BINSBringing It Nearer Still Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to an abbreviation for binoculars.
Assorted Nouns
100% BINS (2)Bumf Is Neatly Stored Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
100% BIOLOGYBy Investigation Of Life, One Gains Yang? Tony McCoy O'Grady and Angela Brett
Science:Biology
100% BIRDS AND BEES (2)Birth & Inception Rarely Discussed Sometimes Arouses Needless Dithering. Be Explicit & Explain Sexuality Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology
100% BIRDS AND BEES (3)Being Irish, Reserved Daughter's Sexual Awakening Naturally Demands Biology Education Embarrassing Sheila. Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology
75% BIRTHDAY GIRLBlimey, I've Relished Three-hundred-and-sixty-five Happy Days! Another Year Gone In Remarkable Life Tony McCoy O'Grady, on Angela's birthday.
Time:Special Occasions
100% B IS FOR BABird Identifies Soul For Old Religion's Believing Adherents. Tony McCoy O'Grady (see C IS FOR CAATINGA)
Religion
86% BISHOPBigwig Is Supposed to Hear & Obey Pope Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
95% BISHOP OF WINCHESTERBitter, Intensely Schemer Holder Of Powerful Office. Finally - When Is Named Cardinal He Eventually Succumbs To Ego-bashing Repentance Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry VI
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry VI
100% BISMUTHBisodol Is Still Much Used Treating Hangovers! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% BITE MEBlonde's Invited To Eat My Epidermis Tony McCoy O'Grady
Main
Assorted Phrases
100% BIZARREBrilliant Idea, Zany Attitude Riotous Reaction Ensued Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
100% BLACK (2)Boycott, Lacking A Colleague's Kindness Tony McCoy O'Grady (to 'black' something is to ban it)
People & Relationships
100% BLACK (3)Basically Lacking All Colour Knowledge Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
100% BLACK CATBrings Luck (Alternately Calamity) Keep Crossing A Trail Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
100% BLACK WIDOWBegins Lunch After Coitus, Killing With Instinct During Orgasmic Withdrawal Tony McCoy O'Grady, whose wife looks stunning in black and to whom he regularly refers as his "Black Widow"
Science:Biology:Insects
100% BLADDERBilious Liquids Are Deposited Daily, Easily Released Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% BLAISE PASCALBlasted Little Annoyance Is Spamming Endlessly - Prison And Serving Community Are Likely! Tony McCoy O'Grady, hypothesising about Pascal's descendants becoming supercriminals
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:When good scientists go bad
100% BLARGHBoredom Launches A Rather Good Headline Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela sent him an email with the rather uninspired subject line 'blargh.'
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
100% BLASTBomb Leaves Air Smelling Terrible Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Weapons
100% BLAST OFFBurn Loads And Surge Through Our Fragile Firmament Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy
100% BLESSEDBeing Loved Especially Should Secure Eventual Deification Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
100% BLESTBenevolent Lord Extends Special Treatment Saint Tony McCoy O'Grady, who hopes that Blest [as searched for on the Acronyms website] is not a Pokemon character, but the older spelling of Blessed.
Religion
100% BLINDBlighted Lifetime In Neverending Darkness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% BLINKYBothersome Little Interfering Nettlesome Koala? Yes! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
100% BLISS (2)Bodily Luxury Is Something Sublime Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% BLOCKAGEBrain's Lack Of Clarity Kiboshes A Genius's Expressions Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Jeff's ACRONYMISTS' BLOCK was cured by his EPSOM SALT acronym, and Angela pointed out that Epsom salt cures more than one type of blockage.
Words & Wordplay
100% BLOCKAGE (2)Bottom's Lack Of Clearance Keeps All Garbage Enclosed? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% BLOW (2)Bulging Lips Offer Wind Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
100% BLOW JOBBegin Loving Orally - With Jaws Opened Broadly Tony McCoy O'Grady, after watching an 'expose' TV programme on teenage sex in England.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% BLOW MY OWN TRUMPETBrilliant Lady, One Will Meet Your Own Wishes, Now 'Thousands' Replaces Utterly Modest, Personally-Effacing 'Tons'. Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Angela suggested changing the 'Tons' in his TONY (4) with the more accurate and impressively unexaggerated 'Thouands'.
Assorted Phrases
100% BLUBBERButter Lovers Usually Bloat, By Eating Relentlessly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
Food & Drink
100% BLUE (2)Brings Laziness Unto Extremes Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
100% BLUE (3)Below Life's Usual Excitement Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
People & Relationships:Emotions
91% BLUE HAWAIIBalderdash Let Ukelele-playing Elvis Have Amours With Assorted Indistinguishable Ingenues. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
100% BOBBuoyant On Breakers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
100% BOB GELDOFBop On, Boys & Girls! (Expletive) Let's Defeat Obscene Famine Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Artists
100% BODACIOUSBody's Obviously Desirable And Curvacious - I'll Ogle Unbelievable Silhouette. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
100% BODY PIERCINGBits Of Decorated Youths Perhaps It's Eye-Rings, Circlets In Navels/ Genitals Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories
100% BOGEYBlowholes Over Gob Exude Yuckiness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
100% BOLDBrave, Or Lavishly Daring Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% BOLIVIABolivar Originally Liberated It, Vigorous Industries & Agriculture. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% BOLLOCKSBurst Out Laughing Loudly Over Crass Knavish Smugness Tony McCoy O'Grady, when he wished to sniggeringly deride some stupid remarks which someone made.
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness
Laughter
100% BOLTBit Of Lovely Tweed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
100% BOMBERBillions Of Megatons Bring Earthly Ruin Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military
Transport
100% BONDAGEBinding, Or Nastily Delimiting Activity, Generates Excitement Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% BONUS (3)Bankable Overtime Notches Up Salary Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
100% BONUS (5)Because One Needs Uplifted Salary Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce:Money
100% BOOGERBasic Opening Offers Green Excretion - Revolting Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
100% BOOKBound Outlet Of Knowledge Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature
Education
100% BOOKCASEBound Outlet Of Knowledge, Contents Are Sometimes Engrossing Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Furniture
100% BOOSTBurning Oxygen Offers Super Thrust Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Physics
100% BORACHIOBraggart's Obedient Ruse Arouses Complete Havoc Involving Others Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Much Ado About Nothing
100% BOREDBecoming Overly Reposed - Experience Depression Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
100% BORGBloody Organism, Robotically Genocidal Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
100% BORN FREEBreatifully Outlined Romantic Novel Featured Rapidly Endangered Environment Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to Joy Adamson's book about a pride of lions in Africa.
Art & Literature:Book Titles
71% BORONBelievers Opine (it's) Requirement in One's Nutrition. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
94% BOSNIA & HERZEGOVINABasically One Small Neck Is Adriatic, However Extensive Rural Zones Ethnically-cleansed . Grisly Obscene Violence Is Now Abated. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% BOSTON (2)Beans On Soggy Toast - Oh No! Tony McCoy O'Grady (Boston is the home of Boston Baked Beans - a recipe involving haricot beans, a piece of ham, treacle, brown sugar, tomato puree and 4 hours in an oven.)
Food & Drink
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
100% BOTSWANABushmen Of The South Who Are Nomadic Africans. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% BOTTLEBlacked Out, Turned Turtle, Lying Expressionless Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs
100% BOTTOMBig Orifices Treat Tons Of Merde! Mary Carr/Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% BOTTOM LINEBasis Of Trade - To Operate Many Lines Is Needless Expense Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
100% BOTUSFLEMINGBefore Operation The Urbane Surgeon Feels Like Extracting Mucus (Including Nasal Gloop) Tony McCoy O'Grady (Botusfleming is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'A small, long-handled steel trowel used by surgeons to remove the contents of a patient's nostrils prior to a sinus operation.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
100% BOWELSBottom Often Will Evacuate Liquids & Solids Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% BOWMANBent Over Weapons, Many Arrows Needed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military
86% BOXERS (2)Brains Often X-rayed - Extremely Repugnant 'Sportsmen' Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
100% BOYZONEBand Of Youths, Zero (Or Nil) Expertise Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Artists
100% BRA (2)Breasts Remodelled/ Accentuated Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
100% BRA (3)Breast Realignment Appliance Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
100% BRANDYBeautifully Robust Alcohol Napoleon Drank, Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
100% BRATBoyish Rogue And Tease! Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% BRATSBehaviour Raises Adult's Total Scorn Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
100% BRAVOBeg Repeat - Audience's Vehement Ovation Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment
86% BRAZILBird-infested Rainforests - Amazon Zone Intensely Lush Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% BREASTS (3)Beautifully Rounded, Extremely Arousing, Sometimes Terribly Sensitive Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% BREEZEBeautifully Refreshing Emanation. Enjoy Zephyr's Effects Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Meteorology
100% BRENDABritish Royals Epithet Newsmagazine Designated Apparently Tony McCoy O'Grady (HRH Queen Elizabeth II is scurrillously referred to as "Brenda" in Private Eye magazine.)
Names:First names:Female
Politics:Royalty:Royals
100% BRIDGESBusy Road If Deep Gorge's Elaborately Spanned Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Waterways
Transport
100% BRIEF ENCOUNTERBrilliantly Restrained, Intensely Erotic Flm. Epic Noel Coward Ouevre Using, Notoriously, The English Railway. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
100% BRIEFSBasic Requirement Is Explanation For Solicitor Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
100% BRIGADIERBegins Reasonably Intelligently - Gradually Abates - Disimproving Intellect Enforces Retirement Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Ranks
100% BRILLIANTBright Resounding Idea - Let's Leave It Alone, Not Tamper Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
100% BRITAINBig Royalist Institution - They're An Island Nation Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% BROCKBadger's Rare (Or Cant?) Knickname Tony McCoy O'Grady - Brock is a rare word for a badger in England (I'm not really sure if it qualifies as a 'cant' term but the lettering was inviting)
Science:Biology:Animals
78% BROMINEBelieved to Reduce Obsessions Militarily It's No-longer Employed. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% BROOCHBright Resplendant Object On 'Clothes Horse' Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories
100% BRUNEIBritish Run Until Natives Exacted Independence. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% BRUSHBristles Roughen Up Swallower's Hindquarters Tony McCoy O'Grady, to go with the various PAINT-eating acronyms
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement
100% BRUSH (2)Best Roasted Using Sweet Herbs Tony McCoy O'Grady, to balance BRUSH
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement
86% BRUTUSBald, Rabble-rousing Untrustworthy Tribune Uses Scapegoating Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Coriolanus
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Coriolanus
100% BRUTUS (2)Beloved Roman, Ultimately The Ultimate Stabber! Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar and Antony and Cleopatra
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Antony and Cleopatra
100% BUCKINGHAMBacks Up Corrupt King - Is Not Given Hereford After Murders Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Richard III
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Richard III
100% BUDWEISERBeer: Uncontrolled Drunks Will Endure It's Side-Effects Regularly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
100% BUGGERBasically Uncouth Gentleman Gets Everyone Rattled Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness
71% BUGLEBrassy Ululations Give Layabeds Early-morning-call Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
100% BUILDBricks Utilised Into Little Dwelling Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
Places:Buildings
100% BULGARIABlighted Under Leninist Government, Are Republican In Attitude. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% BULLSHITBelt Up - Little Learning Skulks Here, I Think Tony McCoy O'Grady - still checking Angela's tolerance level 8-)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness
92% BURKINA FASOBecause (of) Unreliable Rainfall Kiboshes Its National Agriculture, Famine And Starvation Occur. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% BURMABrutal Undemocratic Repressive Military Authority. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% BURNED OUT (2)Beyond Use & Ruined - Now Employee's Defunct One's Usually Terminated Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
88% BURNOUTBlackened Unpopular Residual Notation. Overuse of User's Terminal Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers
100% BURUNDIBelgium Used Rule Until Nation Declared Independence. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% BUSH (2)Big United States Honcho Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Famous people:Politicians
100% BUTLER'Bottler' Used To Logically Entitle Retainer Tony McCoy O'Grady - The word "Butler" is a corruption of "bottler" - the member of staff who looked after his employer's wine-cellar.
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
100% BUTTERFLYBeautiful Unreal Thing That Erratically, Romantically Flutteringly Lightheartens You Tony McCoy O'Grady (Butterflies definitely 'lighthearten' everyone!)
Science:Biology:Insects
89% BY THE WAYBefore You Think He's Ended, Wit Appends Yackety-yak Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
100% BYZANTIUMBooming Yesteryear Zone - And Now Termed Istanbul Under Musselmen Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
History
100% CACalculator's 'About' Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the historian's habit of not bothering to calculate the dates of birth or death of historical characters precisely, instead calculating loosely on the lines of Tony McCoy O'Grady 1950 ca., when they were too lazy to check it out.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
100% CAATINGACovering An Arboreal Tract In Natural Granite Area Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
100% CABBAGECertainly At Best Boiled, Always Gets Eaten Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
100% CABINET (2)Collectivity Assures Blame Is Never Effectively Tackled Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
Commerce
100% CACKLECreated Audible Comedic Kinesis... Logically Enough Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
100% CADCowardly And Deceitful Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% CAD (2)Can't Actually Draw Tony McCoy O'Grady (CAD usually stands for Computer Aided Design)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
100% CADMIUMChemical Apparently Defends Metals In Unfriendly Milieus. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% CAIUS MARCIUSCoriolanus, An Invincible Uptight Soldier, Makes Aufidius Resentful - Crushed In Unsuccessful Siege Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Coriolanus
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Coriolanus
100% CALCIUMCommon And Like Chalk It's, Unusually, Metallic Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% CALCULATORComplex And Liberating Creation - Users Lose Ability To Orchestrate Ratios Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics
Science:Electronics
100% CALIBANCreature Accepts Life Is Brutish And Nasty Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Tempest
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Tempest
100% CALIFORNIUMClassified Actinide. Lecturers In Fusion Often Refer. Named In University's Memory. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% CALLIOPECould A Lovely Lady Inspire One Poet's Eloquence? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends
100% CALVARYChrist At Last Validated And Respectfully Yielded Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
100% CAMBODIACompletely Appalling - Millions Butchered Or Died In Atrocities. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% CAMELCigarettes Affect Many Emphysemic Lungs Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs:Tobacco
88% CAMELOTCourt Arthur Made (into) Exceptional Legend - Or Truth? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
100% CAMELOT (2)Can A Myth Endure, Lingering Over Time? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
100% CAMELOT (3)Could A Mythology Evolve Loosely On Truth? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
100% CAMERACapture A Moment - Enlargements Readily Available Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Electronics
100% CAMEROONCentral African Mountainous Equatorial Region, Offshoot Of Nigeria. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
100% CAMLANConflict As Modred Lead Arthur's Nemesis Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
100% CAMPAIGNCome And Make Protest, Abuse Is Growing Nationwide Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to this request on the Apronyms Forums: We are forming a new community group to end abuse, we are looking for a catchy acronym using the A for abuse. We don't want to limit ourselves to only family violence, or child abuse. Our purpose is to educate and raise awareness.
People & Relationships:Abuse
88% CAMP FOXCourtesan's A Military Prostitute - Financed Outta X-factor Tony McCoy O'Grady - who just discovered that British service personnel are paid an 'X-factor' to compensate for the disruptions and disadvantages of life in the armed forces..... and thought "what better way for a soldier to spend his X-factor than on a Camp Follower - maybe even a foxy one.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Military
100% CAMPUSConveniently Assembled, Many Professors & University Students Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
Places:Buildings
100% CANADACanucks Are Not Americans! Dammit All! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
86% CANCERCan Anyone Not Comprehend? (it's) Entire Rot! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Astrology
100% CANDELACalculating A Non-Dark (Electrically Lit?) Area Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
100% CANDLECylindrical Artifact, Non Dripping, Light Emitting. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects

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