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Main:Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments

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Loose apronyms:
Perfect Apronyms OnlyAll Apronyms
NormalCondensed
ACATAMATHESIAAfflicted Can't Apprehend That Anything Means Anything, Though Has Every Sense - It's Absurd! Angela Brett
ACHEAnybody Can Hurt Everywhere Tony McCoy O'Grady
ACNEAdolescents Can Not Escape Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
AZOTURIAAnimal's Zone Of Trouble, Urine Really Is Abnormal Dustan Dowsing
BARFBlasting Away Regurgitated Food Tony McCoy O'Grady
BEEFBSE Endangered English Farms Angela Brett
Food & Drink
BELLYACHEBy Eating Loads & Loads, You Ache Catastrophically, Heavy Emissions Tony McCoy O'Grady
BLINDBlighted Lifetime In Neverending Darkness Tony McCoy O'Grady
CAVITYCauses A Variation In Troubles, Yuck Jan Morgan
CHUNDERCould Have Used Normal Digestive Enzymes, Really. Steve Keate
CONSTIPATEDCan One Not Shift This Impacted Pile And Take Energising Dump? Tony McCoy O'Grady
CORNChiropodist's Obviously Really Needed Tony McCoy O'Grady
CRIPPLE Corporeally Restricted Individual's Parts' Performance Lack Evenness TMcCO'G
CYSTCavity - Yet Sore & Tender Tony McCoy O'Grady
DIABETESDisease Is Awful. Body Excretes (Tragically) Excess Sugar Tony McCoy O'Grady
DIARRHOEADashing In And Running Repeatedly, Hogging Outhouse, Evacuating Again. Tony McCoy O'Grady
DISABILITYDoesn't Imply Stupidity... Affected Brain Isn't Limited In Thought, Y'know. Angela Brett
DISEASEDamn I'm Sick! Excruciating Aches & Soreness Everywhere Tony McCoy O'Grady
DYSLEXIADo You See Letters Extremely Xenotime In Appearance Tony McCoy O'Grady
DYSPEPSIADid Your Special Potluck Explode Perchance Soaking In Acid? Rico Leffanta
DYSPHASIADisturbs Your Speech Patterns - Has A Significant Impact, Apparently. Angela Brett
DYSTOCIADelivering Your Sprog Takes Obstetric Care In Abundance Angela Brett
EARACHEExpensive Affair Requiring A Consultation - How Exasperating! Angela Brett, when she had to go to a doctor to get a prescription for her recurring ear infection.
FAINTFeel(s) As If Not There Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
FUZZYFelt Unduly Zig-Zaggy Yesterday Tony McCoy O'Grady
GIMPGait Isn't Mighty Pretty Tony McCoy O'Hyphen
HANGOVERHow Agonizing! Not Good! Oh, Vengeful Elixir Residue! Roger Williams
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
HEARTBURNHaving Eaten Amazingly Rapidly, Then Begrudgingly Undergo Restless Night Tony McCoy O'Grady
HERNIAHurts Excruciatingly! Really Needs Immediate Attention Angela Brett
HOSPITALHouse Of Sick Patients Itching Their Amputated Limbs Angela Brett
Places:Buildings
HURTHave Undiagnised Repugnant Troubles Tony McCoy O'Grady
ILLInvalid Lies Lethargically Angela Brett
IMPOTENTI Mightn't Perform On Time Every Night, Temptress! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
INDIGESTIONIgnore Nutty Diets. If Good Eating Suggestions Taken, It's Obviated Normally Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
INSOMNIAI Need Sleep! Obviously My Nocturnal Inability's Annoying. Angela Brett
ITCHIrritation That Craves Hurt Angela Brett, since we get rid of an itching sensation by scratching and making it hurt instead.
LARYNGITISLacking A Roundy Yoke Necessitates Gaps In Transmission - I'm Silenced. Tony McCoy O'Grady, after a teasing gap in a message.
LIMPLost Insert Member Prostrate Rico Leffanta
MAMMOGRAMManipulate And Mash Melons - Oncologists Gather 'Round And Murmur. Angela Brett
MIGRAINEMy Insides Grumble Repeatedly And It Never Ends! Rico Leffanta
NAUSEANot Another Uneasy Seatrip, Evacuate Abdomen Tony McCoy O'Grady
OBESEOversized Bodies Exercising Seldom Enough Edwin Hermann
OOSOut Of Service Angela Brett (OOS usually stands for Occupational Overuse Syndrome)
OSMIDROSISOne Shower Monthly Isn't Decent... Remember, Our Sweat Is Smelly! Angela Brett
PACKRATITISPerson Accumulating Crap; Keeps Really Ancient Things Indefinitely, Taking Infinite Storage. Gavin Lambert, explaining why he has so many old computers.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
PAINPrescribe Anaesthetic, It'll Numb. Angela Brett
PENGUINPending Extinction - Not Going Up In Numbers Angela Brett, thinking of the Yellow-Eyed Penguin, although I don't know whether the numbers are going up or not.
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
PIMPLEPlease Ignore My Pained & Lumpy Epidermis Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
PLAGUEPeople Lying About Grotesquely... Uncountable Expiries. Angela Brett
POISONPotion Once Ingested Surely Occasions Necrosis Roger Williams
Drugs
PUKEPartially Undigested Kilojoules Ejected Angela Brett
QUEASYQuite Uneasy Emotion Assails Stomach, Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
RASHReaction Allergics Sometimes Have Angela Brett
RETARDReally Exhausting To Attempt Reading Dictionary. Angela Brett
SARSSuddenly Airway's Restricted Somewhat Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
SICKStomach Is Curdled & Kaput Tony McCoy O'Grady
SMELLYSomething Malodorous Exudes.... Lice'll Love You Tony McCoy O'Grady
SNEEZESnotty Nose Effortlessly Energising, Zinging Everywhere. Mary Carr
SNIFFLESStuffy Nose Initiates Feeling Fatigued, Leaking Excess Snot. Angela Brett
SOLICITINGSeeking Out Lustful Intercourse Can Induce Terrible Infections Near Genitals Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
SORESome Organ's Reddened & Excited Tony McCoy O'Grady
SPASMSSharp Pain As Some Muscle Seizes Tony
SPASTICSlightly Palsied Athlete Specially To Intrigue Competitors Carl Brett
SUNBURNShoving Unprotected Nude Bodyparts Under Rays. Nasty! Tony McCoy O'Grady
THEATREThe Hospital's Experts Amputate Threatened / Ruined Extremeties Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings
THROMBOSISThe Heart Rarely Outlives Massive Bloody Objects Stuck In Stream Bern Dell
TUBERCULOSISThe Uneasy Breathing Erodes Resilience, Causing Unhurried Loss Of Strength In Sufferer. Angela Brett, when it was thought that Steve might have tuberculosis.
VIRIIViolently Invasive - Readily Initiating Illnesses Tony McCoy O'Grady
WARTSWhere A Rubbed Toad Shows Tony McCoy O'Grady (Old wives tales talk of catching warts from touching toads)
WASPWill Anaphylactic Shock Prevail? Angela Brett, thinking again of people who are allergic to wasp stings.
Science:Biology:Insects
WRYNECKWith Robin You Never Ever Come Kissing Rico Leffanta