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BLOKEBig Lunk Of King's English Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
BLONDBeautiful Lady Of Nordic Descent Jan Morgan
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
BLOODBleeding Leaks Of Ordinary Droplets Jan Morgan
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BLOWBreathe Like Oral Wind Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
BLUBBERButter Lovers Usually Bloat, By Eating Relentlessly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
Food & Drink
BLUEBadly Lovesick? Unhappy, Emotionally... Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
BLURBritpop Leaders, Unrivalled Rockers. Eric Bridgstock
Entertainment:Music:Artists
BLUSHBlameworthiness Looses Unwelcome Scarlet Hue Timothy Chambers
Assorted Verbs
BMWBreak My Wallet Rob s
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Transport:Car Makes & Models
BOATSBest Ones Are Trailer-Sailers Angela Brett
Transport
BOBBuoyant On Breakers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
BOBCATBegins Our Best, Cub At Teaching Jan Morgan -- Rank in Cub Scouts
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
BODACIOUSBody's Obviously Desirable And Curvacious - I'll Ogle Unbelievable Silhouette. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
BODIES'Bravery' Of Dead Is Euphemism: Stupidity! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
BODYBiological Organism Decaying You Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology
BOGEYBlowholes Over Gob Exude Yuckiness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
BOLDBrave, Or Lavishly Daring Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
BOLIVIABolivar Originally Liberated It, Vigorous Industries & Agriculture. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
BOLLOCKSBurst Out Laughing Loudly Over Crass Knavish Smugness Tony McCoy O'Grady, when he wished to sniggeringly deride some stupid remarks which someone made.
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness
Laughter
BOLSTERBrace Or Lift Something To Exalted Rank Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
BOLTBit Of Lovely Tweed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
BOMBBack Off! Manipulating B*tch! PiMaster, after capitalising BOMB. (See ANGELA (8))
People & Relationships:Insults
BOMBERBillions Of Megatons Bring Earthly Ruin Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military
Transport
BOMBSHELLBreasts Only Move Because Shaking Hips Excite Lusty Libidos Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BONDAGEBinding, Or Nastily Delimiting Activity, Generates Excitement Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BONDEDBaby Of New Dad Enjoys/Endures Doting Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Family
BONESBroken Ones Need Elevation & Support Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BONGSBigwigs Ordered No Gear Sales Angela Brett, after a law was passed prohibiting the sale of cannabis-smoking apparatus.
Drugs
BONNIEBusy One Never Needs Imagination Enthusiasm Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
BONUSBlantantly Obvious Nude Under Sedation Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BOOBBounces Out Of Bra Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BOOGERBasic Opening Offers Green Excretion - Revolting Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
BOOKBound Outlet Of Knowledge Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature
Education
BOOKCASEBound Outlet Of Knowledge, Contents Are Sometimes Engrossing Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Furniture
BOOSTBurning Oxygen Offers Super Thrust Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Physics
BORACHIOBraggart's Obedient Ruse Arouses Complete Havoc Involving Others Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Much Ado About Nothing
BORDERSBooks (Obviously), Records, DVDs, Even Refreshments Sold Robert Anonymous
Commerce:Companies
Art & Literature
BOREDBecoming Overly Reposed - Experience Depression Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
BOREDOMBrain On Recess, Extreme Disuse Of Mind. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
BORGBloody Organism, Robotically Genocidal Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
BORINGBreaking (Operating Rotary Instruments) New Ground Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
BOSBat Outta Shell BOS = Base Operating System (IBM). The kernel of AIX and the programs that consist of a base install are included in the BOS.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
BOSSBags Over-Sized Salary Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
BOSTONBay Of Spilt Tea - Oh No! Angela Brett
History
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
BOTHBliss Of Togetherness, Hurrah! joybutton
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BOTOXBrought On To Ongoing Xaminations Dennis Carr
Drugs
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
BOTSWANABushmen Of The South Who Are Nomadic Africans. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
BOTTLEBlacked Out, Turned Turtle, Lying Expressionless Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs
BOTTOMBig Orifices Treat Tons Of Merde! Mary Carr/Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BOTUSFLEMINGBefore Operation The Urbane Surgeon Feels Like Extracting Mucus (Including Nasal Gloop) Tony McCoy O'Grady (Botusfleming is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'A small, long-handled steel trowel used by surgeons to remove the contents of a patient's nostrils prior to a sinus operation.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
BOUNCESBrassiered Orbs Under Nicely Contrived Elastic Supports Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BOUNDARIESBorders Of Unpleasant Neighbours Demand Agreement. Recognized Indicator Ensures Serenity Tony McCoy/Hatfield
Places
BOUNTIFULBenefits Our Unit Nicely To Introduce Full Understanding, Life Jan Morgan -- City in Utah
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
BOUQUETBottles (Of Unusual Quality) Usually Exude Tannins TMcCO'G
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
BOURBONBooze Our Uncle Relays Barefoot Obligating Nightcaps Rico Leffanta, from when bourbon was "home brew" which barefoot hillbillies ran around delivering, especially during prohibition. Of course, it was always someone's "uncle", and a delivery included the "nightcap" to ensure the brew was true.
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
BOVINEBeasts Obscuring View In Nature's Environment Tony McCoy O'Greenspace
Science:Biology:Animals
BOWELBack Off... Wind Emission Likely. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BOWELSBottom Often Will Evacuate Liquids & Solids Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BOWLINGBalls Occupy Waxed Lanes, Ideally; Not Gutters. Roger Williams
Sports & Recreation
BOWMANBent Over Weapons, Many Arrows Needed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military
BOXERSBalls (Of XY-Endowed) Readily Swing Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
BOXINGBoys Outmaneuver Xena In Nailing Girls Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
BOYFRIENDBrag Of Your First Romance... It's Everlasting, No Doubt. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BOYZONEBand Of Youths, Zero (Or Nil) Expertise Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Artists
BRABreast-Restraining Apparatus Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
BRADLEYBoy, Really Active, Does Love Experiencing Youth Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
BRAIDSBring Relative Alignment Into Disordered Strands Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
BRANDINGBuyers Remember A Name, Discredit If No Good Angela Brett
Commerce
BRANDYBeautifully Robust Alcohol Napoleon Drank, Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
BRASSBrings Rapturous And Spectacular Singing Jason Wilcox
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
BRASSIEREBreast-Restraining Apparatus, Sometimes Shown In Extremely Raunchy Exposes Angela Brett and Steve Keate
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
BRATBoyish Rogue And Tease! Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
BRATSBehaviour Raises Adult's Total Scorn Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
BRAVOBeg Repeat - Audience's Vehement Ovation Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment
BREAKBalls Rest Easily After Kicking Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology
BREASTBeautiful, Round, Entertaining, Appetising, Supple, Tittilating. Matthew Oram and Steve Keate
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BREASTSBabies Rarely Ever Attempt Suckling Two Simultaneously! Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BREEZEBeautifully Refreshing Emanation. Enjoy Zephyr's Effects Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Meteorology
BRENDABritish Royals Epithet Newsmagazine Designated Apparently Tony McCoy O'Grady (HRH Queen Elizabeth II is scurrillously referred to as "Brenda" in Private Eye magazine.)
Names:First names:Female
Politics:Royalty:Royals
BREWBeer Revolts Every Woman Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
BRIANBrings Reasonable Income Advantage, Naturally Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
BRIANNEBegins Reading In A Nice Narrative Essentially Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
BRIBEBig Remittance Is Brash Enough Roger Williams
Commerce
BRICKBuilding Requires Intricate Construction Knowledge Tony Moore
Household Objects
BRIDALBlushes, Repeating "I Do" About Lover Tony McCatch-the-Bouquet O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
BRIDGEND Burying Residents In Deep Graves Ends Neighbourhood Disputes John Richard Jones
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
BRIDGESBusy Road If Deep Gorge's Elaborately Spanned Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Waterways
Transport
BRIEFSBasic Requirement Is Explanation For Solicitor Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
BRIGADIERBegins Reasonably Intelligently - Gradually Abates - Disimproving Intellect Enforces Retirement Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Ranks
BRILLIANTBright Resounding Idea - Let's Leave It Alone, Not Tamper Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
BRITAINBig Royalist Institution - They're An Island Nation Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
BROCKBadger's Rare (Or Cant?) Knickname Tony McCoy O'Grady - Brock is a rare word for a badger in England (I'm not really sure if it qualifies as a 'cant' term but the lettering was inviting)
Science:Biology:Animals
BROKENBy Rebelling, Outlaws Keep Everyone Noticing Angela Brett, because laws are made to be broken. The theory is that criminals are really just doing what they do because they want attention. Sentence potential criminals to preventative attention and everything will be fine.
People & Relationships:Law & Order
BRONCOBucks Riders Off! None Can Outlast. Roger Williams
Sports & Recreation
BRONZEBe Really Open - Nearness Zenithal Emotionally. Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the bronze (8th) wedding anniversary.
Science:Chemistry:Elements
BROOCHBright Resplendant Object On 'Clothes Horse' Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories
BROTHBoiled Richness Offered To Hospitalised Tony
Food & Drink
BROTHERSBrats Repeatedly Offending Their Honest, Erudite, Responsible Sisters Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Family
BRUNEIBritish Run Until Natives Exacted Independence. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
BRUNOBrown - Rather Uninspiring Name Origin Angela Brett
Names:First names:Male
BRUSHBristles Roughen Up Swallower's Hindquarters Tony McCoy O'Grady, to go with the various PAINT-eating acronyms
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement
BRYANBegins Reading Yarns At Noon Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
BRYCEBuild, Render - You've Created Environment! Angela Brett (Bryce is a 3D landscaping and animation application... see http://corel.com)
Computers
B.SC.Biological Scientific Calculator Angela Brett, after graduating with a B.Sc. (Bachelor of Science) majoring in MATHEMATICS.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Education:Qualifications
BSDBest System Design Sean Lamb (BSD = Berkeley Software Distribution; a flavor of UNIX written by UC Berkeley that is the basis for FreeBSD, NetBSD and OpenBSD among others)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
BTWBrain To Wander... Angela Brett (BTW usually stands for 'By The Way')
Re-expansions of existing acronyms:Conversational
BUBBABig Ugly Bible-Beatin' Ass a stereotypical description of anyone named Bubba in Georgia or Arkansas.
Names:First names:Male
BUBBLESBrought Unto Being By Liquid's Expanding Surface Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
BUCCANEERBoyos Using Cutlasses Clambered Aboard Naval Expedition, Everything's Ransacked TMcCO'G
History
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
BUCKINGHAMBacks Up Corrupt King - Is Not Given Hereford After Murders Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Richard III
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Richard III
BUDDIESBecause "U" Deserve Dependable Individual Exchanges Socially Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
BUDDINGBreasts Usually Do Develop In Nubile Girls Steve Keate
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BUDWEISERBeer: Uncontrolled Drunks Will Endure It's Side-Effects Regularly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
BUGBake Under Ground Rico Leffanta (see PICNIC)
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
BUGGERBasically Uncouth Gentleman Gets Everyone Rattled Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness
BUGSBlight 'Usually Good' Software Angela Brett
Computers
BUICKBig Unstoppable Indestructible Car Killer Dennis Carr
Transport:Car Makes & Models
BUILDBricks Utilised Into Little Dwelling Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
Places:Buildings
BULBASAURBud Using Little Blighter, A Scourge Against Useless Rocket Dustan Dowsing on his favorite pokemon
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
BULGARIABlighted Under Leninist Government, Are Republican In Attitude. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
BULLDOZERBig Ugly Land Lifting Digger, Often Zealously Engineering Roads Dustan Dowsing
Transport
BULLETBlood Unravels Lightning Lead Ejection Trails Rico Leffanta
Military:Weapons
BULLSHITBelt Up - Little Learning Skulks Here, I Think Tony McCoy O'Grady - still checking Angela's tolerance level 8-)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness
BULLYBrute; Usually Likes Lambasting You Roger Williams
People & Relationships
BUMBelow Underwear, Marginally Matthew Oram
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BUMBLEBEEBusy Useful Mobile Bee Leaves Earth, Big Exclusive Event Jan Morgan
Science:Biology:Insects
BUMMERBig Unpleasantness Makes Me Extremely Regretful Lawrence D'Oliveiro
Main
BUNBundled Under Net Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
BUNCHBunnies Usually Never Chase Herds Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology
BUNNIESBreeding Unstoppably - Not Neatly In Exact Seasons. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
BURBANKBest Urban Residential Beginnings, A Nice Keepsake Jan Morgan - City in California
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
BUREAUCRATBossy Underling Really Enjoys Antagonising Urbane Customers Rarely Apologises Tactfully Rico Leffanta
Politics
BURMABrutal Undemocratic Repressive Military Authority. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
BURUNDIBelgium Used Rule Until Nation Declared Independence. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
BUSBackbreakingly Uncomfortable Sleep Dustan Dowsing, after having a sleep on an INTERCITY BUS and finding it had left him with, among other things, a pain in the neck.
Transport
BUSHBombs Upon Saddam Hussein Elf Qrin
Names:Famous people:Politicians
BUSINESSBest Understood Solution If Nothing Else Satisfies Simply Iniyan G
Commerce
BUTCHBabe Union Threatening Cats Howling Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BUTLER'Bottler' Used To Logically Entitle Retainer Tony McCoy O'Grady - The word "Butler" is a corruption of "bottler" - the member of staff who looked after his employer's wine-cellar.
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
BUTTBelongs Under Tosser's Tush! Patricia Rix (I hate the way smokers treat the whole world as their ashtray)
Drugs:Tobacco
BUTTERFINGERSBoys Usually Try To Explore Romance Flirting Innocently Nice Girls Eventually Respond Senselessly Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BUTTERFLYBeautiful Unreal Thing That Erratically, Romantically Flutteringly Lightheartens You Tony McCoy O'Grady (Butterflies definitely 'lighthearten' everyone!)
Science:Biology:Insects
BUTTERFREEBeauty Usually Toxic, Twittering Extremities Release Floating Rot. Elevatory Evolution. Angela Brett (Butterfree is Pokemon #12)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
BUTTONSBothered User Tries To Overcome Nonsensical Situation TMcCO'G - who would like to be able to press "Submit" without having to scroll the screen.
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
BYLINEBy Your Leave I Need Exposure! Rico Leffanta
Communication
BYRONBecause You're Really Obviously Nice Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
BYTEBitwise, You Take Eight. Angela Brett
Computers
BYZANTIUMBooming Yesteryear Zone - And Now Termed Istanbul Under Musselmen Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
History

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