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IAIts Astronomical Rico Leffanta (Ia is Hawaiian for Milky Way)
Science:Astronomy
IACHIMOImplicates A Chaste, Honest, Innocent Maiden - Obnoxious Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Cymbeline
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Cymbeline
IAGOIncites A Ghastly Overreaction Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Othello
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Othello
IAI-DOInteresting Artistry In Defensive Operation Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation:Martial Arts
IBERIAIn Between European Regimes Invading Africa Rico Leffanta
Places
History
IBIZAIndulgent Brits In Zany Activities Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
IBMIncredibly Bad Machine Gavin Shapiro
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
Commerce:Companies
IBRAHIMIraqi-Born Reasoner Analysed Hyperbolae, Integration & Motion. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
ICABIt Criticises Any Blunder Angela Brett (iCab is a Mac web browser which gives reports on all the tiny inconsequential problems in pages' HTML code.
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
ICARUSIndividuals Crusading Against Rampant Unchecked Stupidity Geoffrey Russell, who is responsible for ICARUS at http://www.h2g2.com/A159374
People & Relationships
ICEIt's Coldness Embodied Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry
Assorted Nouns
ICELANDIt's Continual Earthquakes Leave A Natural Desolation. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
ICEMANInuit Chappie (Esmiko Man) At Northpole? Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
ICONIt's Clicked On Needlessly Apronymous Anonymous
Computers
ICYIt's Cold... Yikes! Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
IDInitialized Dynamically Angela Brett (an 'id' can be assigned any kind of object)
Computers:Programming:Cocoa
IDAHOIts Diversity Actually Has Options Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
IDEAInformation Does Electronically Advance. Angela Brett, after she'd said something about throwing ideas around and Tony replied 'I can't throw an idea out the hall door, never mind as far as New Zealand!'
Communication
People & Relationships:Thoughts
IDENTITYIt Describes Everyone's Natural Traits Ingenuously To You Edwin Hermann
People & Relationships
IDIOTSI Don't Insult... Only Triumph Scorewise. Angela Brett, when someone on an online game called less able players idiots.
People & Relationships:Insults
IDOCIndividuals Dependent On Computers Stan Cheney, explaining: We are starting a new organization or movement called "Individuals Dependent On Computers" or IDOC (pronounced: "Idiocy")
Computers
IGLOOIce-Girth Lodge Or Outpost Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings
IGNOREI Guess No One Really Exists Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
IKEBANAIt's Kado. Eclectic Botany, Artful New Arrangements Sean Lamb (Ikebana, also known as Kado, is the ancient Japanese art of formal floral arrangement)
Art & Literature
ILLInvalid Lies Lethargically Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
ILLINOISIt's Lincolns Land, It's Nature's Option In Soybeans Jan Morgan - More soybeans are grown Here
Places:States & Regions
ILLUSIONSIf Lovers Lose Union Should Imbeciles Operate Nuclear Stations? Rico Leffanta, because people imagine lovers sticking together which, of course, they don't do for long, and that bureaucrats are competent to manage nuclear stations, but Chernobel wasn't an illusion, was it?
Politics
People & Relationships:Thoughts
IMACIncomparable Macintosh Awaits Connection Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IMAGE!Interceding Man, Almighty God: Emmanuel! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Refers to Colossians 1:15 "Who is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn of every creature:" (King James Version)
Religion
IMBALANCEIt Might Begin A Lean And Not Correct Error Angle-aaah! Brett
Assorted Nouns
IMHOI Make Humungous Overstatements Tony McCoy O'Grady, saying: Let's subvert the accepted standard interpretations of some well known internet nyms, so that when we see them we can smile to ourself knowing that the writer is 'really' saying... (IMHO usually stands for In My Humble/Honest
Re-expansions of existing acronyms:Conversational
IMMACIncredible Moustache Moving Applicator & Creme Tony McCoy O'Grady, inspired while watching a TV advert for Immac hair remover.
Drugs
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
IMMIGRATIONIf More Move In, Groups Rage About The Isolation Of Nationals Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
Politics
IMOGENInnocence Makes Others Get Evil Notions Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Cymbeline
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Cymbeline
IMPACTI Might Perform A Crash Test Angela Brett
Transport
Science:Physics
IMPLOREIgnorant Men Pleading Love Offers Romance Eternally Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
IMPORTSI Must Purchase Overseas Requisites Traders Supply Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
IMPOSSIBLEI Mustn't Pass On Something So Irresistible... 'Bad' Letters Expanded! Angela Brett, when it was said that EPHEMERAL was impossible to expand.
Assorted Adjectives
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
IMPOTENTI Mightn't Perform On Time Every Night, Temptress! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
IMPRESSEDIf Military Personnel Require Extra Servicemen, Shanghai Eligible Drunks Tony McCoy O'Grady - referring to the Press Gangs of the Royal Navy who 'kidnapped' men to fill out the crews of ships in days gone by
Military
IMPROVEMENTSImmediate Modifications - Perhaps Relaying One's Views Easily Making Explanations Not Too Scientific Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
IMPULSEIf Musky Perfume Urges, Let's Sensuously Embrace Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
INABSENTIAI Need A Bath Soon Especially Now That It's Autumn! Rico Leffanta
Assorted Phrases
INANEIt's Not A Nip Exciting Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
INANITYIt's Nutty And Non Intelligent, Thank You. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
INCENTIVEIf National Creative Energies Necessitate Thinking, Irish Variations Excel Tony McCoy O'Grady, I said I felt I could create an acronym for anything given the incentive. I was challenged to do INCENTIVE, and did.
Words & Wordplay
Assorted Nouns
INCESTIntergenerational Nookie Compromises Extreme Sexual Taboos. Angela Brett and Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
INCHIt's Not Considered Highbrow Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
INCREASINGIs Not Contained Really Easily As Size Is Now Growing Tony McCoy O'Grady
Main
INDEBTEDInsolvent Nymph Discovers Every Banker Trusts Exotic Dancers Rico Leffanta
Commerce
INDEPENDENCEIsland Nation Departed Empire, Proclaiming & Expressing Neighbour's Domination Evil. Now Called Eire Tony McCoy O'Grady (see also IRELAND)
Politics
INDIAIts Nehru Dynasty Is Ambitious. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
INDIANAIndians Nation, Drivers Indy Annual National Adventure Jan Morgan (nation - land) and the indy 500
Places:States & Regions
INDICAIndians Never Deny It Causes Accidents M.S.Prabhakar (Indica is a small car locally manufactured in India.)
Transport:Car Makes & Models
INDICATORI'm Nearly Directionless, I Could Abruptly Turn - Or Reverse! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Parts
INDIGESTIONIgnore Nutty Diets. If Good Eating Suggestions Taken, It's Obviated Normally Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
INDIGOIt Never Did Integrate Global Objects Sean Lamb (Indigo is Microsoft's code name for the .NET communication technologies)
Computers:Windows
Names:Code Names:Microsoft
INDIUMIndigo-Named, Ductile - If Uncommon - Metal. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
INDONESIAIndependent Now, Dutch Originated Network Exporting Spice Islands Artifacts. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
INEPTIndulgent Nymph Exciting Peeping Toms Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
INEQUITYI Note Existence's Quite Unfair, I Tell You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
INERTIt's Not Especially Readily Transported Angela Brett
Science:Physics
INFANTICIDEIt's Not Fair, And Not Tolerated - Innocent Child Isn't Deserving Evisceration Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
People & Relationships:Death
INFINITYIncrement Numbers Forever - It's Nuts, I Tell You! Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics
INFORMATICSI Need Find Out / Research - Maybe Automatically - Topics In Computer System Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science
Computers
INFORMATIONI'm Not Fond Of Reading Magazines About The Importance Of Nailcare. Angela Brett
Communication
INGRIDI Need Guys Really Into Dancing! Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
INHIBITIONI Never Have Imbibed Beverages Intended To Inebriate Ostentatious Nymphomaniacs Rico Leffanta
Drugs
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
INITIATIONInsult Newcomers Intensely... This Is A Test (Idiotically, Of Nothing!) Angela Brett, on the humiliating initiation rituals which movies would have us believe fraternity/sorority members have to go through.
People & Relationships
INKWELLI'll Now Keep Writing, Employing Lampblack Liquid Tony
Household Objects
INMATEI've Not Murdered Anyone (This Evening) Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
INNOCENTInjustice Needs No Obviously Convincing Evidence ---- Nail Tony! Tony McCoy O'Grady (see GUILTY)
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
INNUENDON'TIt's Not Naughty Unless Explicitly Nasty, Decency & Openness Not Threatened Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to PORNOTGRAPHIC. This means that Pornotgraphy would be visual, while Innuendon't would be aural. The Pornotgraphy has overtones of photography in there also.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
INQUISITIONI Never Quite Understood It... So Is This It, Or Not? Angela Brett
Communication
INSIt's Now Security Sean Lamb (INS was the Immigration and Naturalization Service in the US until it merged into the DHS [Department of Homeland Security])
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
People & Relationships:Law & Order
INSANEI Never Spoke Any Nonsense Either! Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
INSANELY-GREAT.COMInternet Niche Showing Apple's Next Electronic Leap. Your G3s Rule, Endangering All The Companies Opposing Macintosh. Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing... and yes there is a Mac website at http://www.insanely-great.com.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Computers:Internet:URLs
INSANITYIt's Not Socially Acceptable, Never Is, Thank You. Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
INSOMNIAI Need Sleep! Obviously My Nocturnal Inability's Annoying. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
INSPECIFICIt's Not Strictly Perfect Expansion - Created In Friggin' Infinitesimal Chronos! Angela Brett, when Bern complained about her use of 'Inspecific' in GENERIC.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
INSPIRATIONI Need Some! Please Invent Rousing Acronyms To Inspire Others... Now! Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
INSPIRATIONALInnate Notion, Spiritual Perspective In Respectable Approach To Instinct, Obviously Natural Ability Lavished Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
INSPIREDInspired: Nurturing Spirit Presented Infinite's Redemption / Emmanuel’s Desire Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Religion
People & Relationships:Thoughts
INSURANCEInvestment Needed Should User Risk Accidental Nasty Chance Event Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
INTIt's Neatly Truncated Angela Brett, when she had half an hour to spare in a C programming test. (In C, an int is a kind of variable which holds an integer, and values put into one get truncated.)
Computers:Programming:C variable types
INTEGERSInclude Naturals - They Even Generate External Rational Set. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Number sets
INTELInvest Nothing, They'll Eventually Lose. Angela Brett, after Steve said that he wouldn't invest any money in Intel because he doesn't think they innovate any more.
Computers
Commerce:Companies
INTENSITYInitial Nude Tryst Elicits Nervousness... Should I Touch You? Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
INTERRACIALIt's Nice To Experience Relations Ranging Across Cultures - It Augments Life TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
INTIMIDATORIntrusive Nasty Thug Is Most Intense, Displaying Aggression & Threats Of Revenge Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
INVALIDInane Nonsense: Verily, A Logically? Inferred Deprivation Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Adjectives
INVEIGHI Never Voice Exceptions In Good Humour Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
INVOLVINGI Need Vulnerability, Or Looming Violence Is Not Gainful. Angela Brett - this one came about because in response to her LOVING on the forums, Tony said '"..or 'Involving'" thus creating LOVING (2). Angela briefly expected to see an expansion for INVOLVING using the same words as the LOVING expansion. All this LOVING is beginning to make it seem like FORUM POST (2) is not far from the truth.
People & Relationships:Abuse
IODINEIn Ocean Depths It's Never Ending Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
IOMEGAI Own Marvellous External Gigabyte Accessory. Angela Brett
Computers
Commerce:Companies
IONICInstead Of Neutral, It's Charged. Angela Brett
Science:Chemistry
IOWAIt's Out West America Angela Brett
Places:States & Regions
IPERSONIntelligent People Err Rarely, Sometimes, Or Never joybutton, because Angela was on IRC at the time with the nick iPerson.
Names:Acronymists
IPODIt's Portable, Omniuseful Disk Angela Brett, referring to Apple's 'iPod' mp3 player which doubles as a firewire hard disk.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IRANIslamic Republic, Asian Nation. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
IRAQInternal Revolts Are Quelled. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
IRAQIInvaders' Reasoning: Al Qaeda Implicit Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
Military:War & Terrorism
IRASIntrigues Romantically Around Soothsayer Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar and Antony and Cleopatra
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Antony and Cleopatra
IRELANDIndependent Republic, English Lodgers Are Nearly Dislodged! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
IRENEI Rarely Expand Names <- Exception Angela Brett
Names:First names:Female
IRIDIUMIts Rainbowness Is Displayed In Useful Mixtures. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
IRISIn Rainbows Is Speed Rico Leffanta
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
IRISHIreland Reaching Into Southern Hemisphere Tony McCoy O'Grady, describing our KIWI friendship
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
IRONIt Rusts, Oh No! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
IRSIncome Retrieval Service Sean Lamb (who just finished filing his 2003 tax return)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Commerce
ISImplies Status Edwin Hermann, referring to the usual meaning of IS, Information Systems.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
ISAACIllustrious Scifi Author's Always Creative Sean Lamb (that's Isaac as in Isaac Asimov, of course)
Art & Literature:Writers
ISABELLAIntercession Succeeds And Brother's Eventually Let Loose Again Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Measure for Measure
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Measure for Measure
ISCHISAURUSIt Should Call Herrerasaurus Its Sister, Although Uncertain Relationship's Under Speculation Angela Brett (There is speculation that Ischisaurus may actually be the same genus as Herrerasaurus.)
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
ISDNIt's So Darn Neat! Angela Brett
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
ISEULTIrish Sweetheart, Enchanted Unto Lover Tristram Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
ISISIs She Immortally Superior? Rico Leffanta
Religion
ISOInitials Seem Off Angela Brett (ISO usually means International Organization for Standardization, so it seems as though its abbreviation should be IOS. However, ISO is not an acronym... as explained at http://www.iso.org/iso/en/aboutiso/introduction/index.html#three)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ISOMETRIESImages Simulate Originals, Mostly. Examples: Translations, Rotations Imitate Exact Shape Angela Brett. (An isometry is a plane transformation which preserves distances, and therefore shapes of figures.)
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
ISRAELIt's Still Really Arab-Encompassed Land Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
ITIntensive Touching Tony McCoy O'Grady. Angela had quoted a student telling a friend to 'do it in the Mac lab.' Tony asked whether these two students were of opposite sexes, to which Angela replied that they weren't thinking of doing *it*, probably just doing I.T.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
ITALICSIndolent's Typographical Additive Littering Immeasurable Current Sentences Kenneth T. Davis -- giving back to an application I love -- no, distraction from present writing project
Communication
ITALYIntensely Tactile And Lecherous! Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
ITCHIrritation That Craves Hurt Angela Brett, since we get rid of an itching sensation by scratching and making it hurt instead.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
ITEMIndividually Tally! Expertly Market! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Nouns
IVYIt's Viny, Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Plants
IWIIncreased Whanau, Ivory Angela Brett (Iwi means either 'tribe' or 'bone' in Maori, Whanau means 'family')
Science:Biology:Body Parts
People & Relationships:Family
Science:Linguistics:Maori Words
IZACI'm Zealous About Compactness Angela Brett - iZac is my Newton MessagePad 110, which works surprisingly well since it's only the second model in a long-discontinued series. iZac's web page is at http://acronyms.co.nz/angela/mac/iZac.html
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware:Angela's Apples
IZZARDIt's Zed. Zounds! Apronyms Rarely Disappoint! Sean Lamb (dictionary.com defines izzard simply as "The letter z.")
Science:Linguistics