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BAABleating, Audible Announcement Dustan Dowsing
Science:Biology:Animals
Assorted Nouns:Noises
BABBLEBlabbering Academic Blubber Building Language Expertise Rico Leffanta
Science:Linguistics
BABEBare A Breast Everyday Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology
BABELBrought About (Biblically) Every Language Angela Brett
Religion
BABESBeautiful And Bodacious, Exceptionally Sexual Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
BABYBoisterous And Bouncy Youth Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing, inspired by Quantum Reid, Angela Brett's nephew - see his homepage at http://www.angelfire.com/az/lizreid/quantum.html
Science:Biology
People & Relationships:Family
BABYSITBored Adult, But Youth Sleeps In Tranquility TMcCO'G
People & Relationships
BACHELORBecause Anyone Continuing His Education's Low On Romance? Angela Brett, B.SC.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
Education:Qualifications
BACKHOUSEBecomes A Cesspool; Kaopectate Has Often, Undoubtedly, Stopped Evacuation Patricia Rix
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
BADDIESBeastly And Dastardly Deluded Individuals Executing Supercrimes Tony McCoy O'Grady
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains
BAESYSTEMSBeing An Engineering Specialist You Should Take Engineering More Seriously John Richard Jones - Advice to all who work where I do, with the company name as an Apronym
Commerce:Companies
BAFFLEBoy Adored For Finding Love Elsewhere Rico Leffanta, to go with WAFFLE
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BAGELBread Attracts Garnishes, Edible Limitations Jan Morgan - can get hard when stale garnishes are limited too
Food & Drink
BAGHDADBefore Americans Get Here, Dozens Are Dying Angela Brett (this acronym could be either for or against the war in Iraq... am I referring to the dozens being killed while US troops are on the way to Baghdad, or those killed by Saddam Hussein before the war started?)
Places:Towns & Cities
Military:War & Terrorism
BAGPIPESBig Army Guys Playing It Perhaps Epitomises Scotland Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
BAHBorn Again Heathen Used when some streets evangelist asks me if I am a believer or they try to press a pamphlet in my hand. It usually draws them back & I can make my escape. Dave Buhmann
Religion
BAHRAINBright, Arid, Hot Region - An Independent Nation. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
BALANCEBrings A Leaner Advantage, Nutritional Choices Encountered Jan Morgan - balancing food choices
Food & Drink
BALCONYBreasts Arranged Lovingly Concealing Only Nipples Yearning Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BALLASTBalancing Any Love Lost Against Sex Tonight Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BALLSBasically A Leather Lump, Sportswise Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
BALZACBiblical Attitudes Laud Zion And Concubines Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature:Writers
BANANASBend's Apparently Natural - Avoid Non-Appetising Skin Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
BANFFBe Aware - Nothing For Free One of the coach drivers when Eric traveled to Banff, the main tourist town in the Rockies - it is mostly gift-shops and restaurants, and relatively expensive.
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
BANGBack Away, Noise Generator. Tony McCoy O'Grady, after I offered him some ENCOURAGEMENT for collecting more sounds.
Assorted Nouns:Noises
BANJOBasically A Noisy Jangly Object Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
BANKBlast! Account Not Known! Angela Brett
Commerce:Money
BANKRUPTBroke And Now Kindly Responds Unable Pay Terms Rico Leffanta
Commerce:Money
BAPTISTABullied Abused Parent - Termagant Is Soon Taken Away Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Taming of the Shrew
BARBarney's A Regular/Resident! Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
BARBADOSBarbadians Are Rum Brewers And Depend On Sugar. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
BARBARABeachBoys Anthem Recording 'Bout A Romantic Adolescence Tony McCoy O'Grady (who knows that the Beach Boys song was Barbara Ann)
Entertainment:Music:Songs
Names:First names:Female
BARBIEBasically A Rich Bimbo In Effigy Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Female
Entertainment:Toys
BARDOLPHBoozy And Regularly Drunk - Of Little Practical Help Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry IV
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry IV
BARFBlasting Away Regurgitated Food Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
BARGAINBuyer Acquired "Resources = Great" Amount Invested Near/Nil! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Commerce
BARIUMBefore A Radiograph Is Unpopular Meal Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
BARREL-LOLBeing Amused, Riotously Raucous Excessive Laughter - Look Out Listeners! Started by Angela Brett, perfected by Tony McCoy O'Grady. A play on 'barrel roll.'
Laughter
BARRYBest At Reading Rhyming Yarns Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
BARTBoy's A Real Troublemaker Angela Brett
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
BASEBALLBring A Seat Easer, Because Amusement Lasts Long Patricia Rix
Sports & Recreation
BASICBegan At Seven, I'd Conjecture Angela Brett, whose brothers forced her into BASIC programming pretty much as soon as she could read.
Computers:Programming
BASILBequeath's A Salad Its Lushness Tony
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
BASILISKBreath Apparently Slays, Its Look Is Similarly Killing Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends
BASKETBALLBallgame Attracts Some Kids (Extremely Tall) Building Athletic Long Legs Tony McHoops O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
BASSBold And Seldom Subtle Jason Wilcox
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
BASSANIOBecomes A Successful Suitor - Abundantly Noble In Outlook Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Merchant of Venice
BASSIANUSBy Abducting Saturninus's Sweetheart Initiates A Nasty Ugly Story Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Titus Andronicus
BASTARDBuy A Second Ticket And Receive Discount. Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
BASTARDSBureaucrats Are Such Their Arrogance Really Does Show John Richard Jones
People & Relationships:Insults
BATHBeware A Toweled Hitchhiker Angela Brett (see SPA)
Household Objects:Towels
BATHROOMBuilt As To Help Removal Of Our Motions Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
BATTERIESBegan A Trip Thinking Extra Required... Instead, Existing Survived. Angela Brett, who took plenty of batteries with her to Palmerston North only to find that the ones already in her Newton lasted the whole trip. (Well, apart from the last few hours on the bus. But they would have survived that easily if they hadn't been a third used to begin with. If you're not happy with the slight deception, change it to 'Eight's Sufficient' in your head.)
Science:Electronics
BATTLESBrilliant Application That Tabulates Listless Ex-Soldiers Tony McCoy O'Grady (see DETECTIVE)
Computers:Internet:VA Data Acquisition
BAUDBlazing Access Using Dialup Steve Keate
Computers:Internet
BAYOUBlue As Young Orbison's Uncle Rico Leffanta
Places:Waterways
BAYWATCHBoobs Are Yawning Whilst A Timex Changes Hours Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:TV shows
BBNBuilding Better Networks BBN = Bolt, Baranek & Newman, one of the companies that helped build the infrastructure of the internet.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
BBRVBit Big; Removed Vowels ngl Brtt (c ABBREVIATIONS)
Words & Wordplay
BEBankrupt Enterprise Angela Brett
Computers
Commerce:Companies
BEACHBetween Earth And Curved Horizon Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Waterways
BEARBe Ever Aware, Reliable Jan Morgan -- Rank in Cub Scouts
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
BEARDBushy Entanglement After Razor's Ditched Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BEARSBig Endearing Animals, Rough & Shaggy Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
BEATLESBrian Epstein's Awesomely Talented Liverpudlians. Epitomised Sixties. Eric Bridgstock
Entertainment:Music:Artists
BEATRICEBecomes Emotional After Thinking Romance Is Comedic Enterprise Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Much Ado About Nothing
BEAUTIFULBeholder's Eye Assumes Useful Talent In Finding Uncommon Loveliness Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
BEAVERBarrier Erecting And Very Energetic Rodent Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Animals
BECHTELBig Engineering Contracts Hardened "Threat-Ending" Line I knew what I wanted to say and tried different combinations until I found a suitable one. (I'm sure this is what everyone does!)
Commerce:Companies
BEDBlank Eyed Doze Mary Carr (Angela's mother)
Household Objects:Furniture
BEDCOVERBasic Esprit De Corps Offers Virgins Eventual Repentance Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Household Objects
BEDIVEREBoyhood Escapades Developed Into Very Elegant Romantic Errantry. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
BEEBuzzes Everyone Everywhere Eric Bridgstock
Science:Biology:Insects
BEEBBig 'Eaded Establishment Broadcaster Mick Bridgstock, referring to the BBC
Communication
BEEFBSE Endangered English Farms Angela Brett
Food & Drink
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
BEEHIVEBrings Extra Elevation... Hair Is Vertical Extremity Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
BEERBrewer's Exciting Effervescence, Rabblerouser. Mary Carr
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
BEESBrunch Entries Encircling Sodas Rico Leffanta (see PICNIC)
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
BEGBest Expand Generously Jeff Anonymous, saying, 'Capital phrases just BEG for expansion, you know...'
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
BEIGEBright, Excitable Irish Guy's Enjoyable. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
BEIGEPHONEBasically Emits Indecipherable Garbage... Each Person Hears Only Noise, Essentially. Angela Brett (The beigephone is the windoze user's equivalent of MacGirl's MACPHONE)
MacGirl & KeyBoard
BELIZEBanana Exporting Lightens Its Zigzag Economy. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
BELLOWBull Emits Loudness, Look Out Walkers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns:Noises
BELLYACHEBy Eating Loads & Loads, You Ache Catastrophically, Heavy Emissions Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
BELTBind Ends, Leave Tight Jan Morgan
Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories
BENBoings Evoke Newstime Tony McCoy O'Grady (Big Ben's chimes are used for the introduction to a UK TV news bulletin)
Time
Communication
Places:Landmarks
BENEDICKBeatrice Eventually Needs Emotional Display In Consummating Kiss Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Much Ado About Nothing
BENEFITBecause Everyone Needs Extra Funds In Tragedies Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce:Money
BEN-HURBeautifully Encapsulates Noble Hebrew Under Romans. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
BENINBasically Exports Nuts In Numbers. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
BENNYBerk Eroticised Near-Naked Youngwomen TMcCO'G - referring to Benny Hill
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
BEOWULFBig Electronic Organisms Will Use Linux, Fool Sean Lamb (who envies the computing power of the big Beowulf clusters that always seem to take on a life of their own)
Computers:Linux
BERRIESBest Ever Ripe, Really Is Edibly Sweet Jan Morgan
Food & Drink
BERRYBest Ever Ripe, Rotten Yuck! Jan Morgan
Food & Drink
BERTHABrilliance Everyone Related To Her Admires Angela Brett (the name Bertha comes from berht, an Ancient Germanic word meaning "Brilliant.")
Names:First names:Female
BERTRAMBestows Especial Ring, Thus Rightly Accepts Marriage Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's All's Well That Ends Well
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:All's Well That Ends Well
BESTIALBehaviour's Excessive? Stupid Twits Imply Animal Likeness Tony McCoy O'Grady [The word 'bestial' is rarely applied to animals, but usually to some (unapproved-of) human behaviour]
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
BESTIALITYBeing Enslaved Sexually To Indecent Animal 'Loving' Is Totally Yucky Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology:Animals
BETABegin Experimental Testing Activities TMcCO'G
Computers
BETHLEHEMBirth's Exceptional, The Heralds Laud & Extol. He's Evidently Messiah Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
Places:Towns & Cities
BEVERLYHILLSBet Everyone's Very Exceedingly Rich. Love Your House, Ida! Let's Lunch Soon. TuffGuyInLA (Mario) came up with this on a road trip from San Francisco to Los Angeles that he was forced to endure. Now he LIVES in LA.... No escaping destiny. Sigh.
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
BEYONCEBring Every Young One Not Coming Everyday Tavia Bryant
Entertainment:Music:Artists
BHANGBums Harvest Addictive, Narcotic Greenery Angela Brett
Drugs:Cannabis
BHUTANBetween Himalayan Uplands - Tibetans And Nepalese. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
BIANCABecomes Irritated At Nonsensical Courtship Arrangements Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Taming of the Shrew
BIASEDBlair Is A Swindler Every Day John Richard Jones
Politics
BIBCOCKBasically Its Bent Conduit Outfitting Commercial Kitchens Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink
BIBLEBooks Inside Book, Lasting Evangelism Angela Brett
Religion
Art & Literature:Book Titles
BIDETBathe Intimate Developments Every Time Rico Leffanta
Household Objects:Furniture
BIGBehold Its Greatness! Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
BIGGERBy Increments Gaining Greater Expansion Rate Tony Moore
Assorted Adjectives
BILBOBelittled Ignoramus Likes Boring Others. Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
BILLBig, If Lunchers Linger Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
Commerce
BILLEDBought It, Left Loot, Endured Demands Sean Lamb
Commerce
BILLINGBig & 'In Lights' List Includes 'Named' Guys Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment
BILTMOREBecause It's Linux, They Might Open Roughly Everything Sean Lamb (Biltmore was the code name for RedHat Linux 4.2)
Computers:Linux
Names:Code Names:Linux
BIMBOBrainless Individual, Meretricious Blonde Ornament. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
BINGOBiddies In Neighbourhood Gamble Openly Tony McCoy O'Grady - Bingo (where I live) is played mainly by older women in local community halls
Entertainment:Games
BINSBringing It Nearer Still Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to an abbreviation for binoculars.
Assorted Nouns
BIOLOGYBy Investigation Of Life, One Gains Yang? Tony McCoy O'Grady and Angela Brett
Science:Biology
BIONICBelieve It Or Not, I'm Cybernetic! Angela Brett
Science:Biology
BIOSBoots In One Second Angela Brett (BIOS actually stands for Basic Input Output System)
Computers
BIRDBRAINBimbo Is Remarkably Dim, Blonde Ringlets Apparently Indicating Naivete Tony McCoy O'Chauvinist
People & Relationships:Insults
BIRTHDAYBecause It's Really Tough Having Death Anniversaries Yearly! Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions
BISMUTHBisodol Is Still Much Used Treating Hangovers! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
BITBrief, Insignificant Time Roger Williams
Time
BITCHBring It To Cheap Hotel Acronymous Anonymous
People & Relationships:Insults
BITWISEBoolean Instructions Tackle Words In Single Elements Angela Brett
Computers:Programming
BIZARREBrilliant Idea, Zany Attitude Riotous Reaction Ensued Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
BLABBlub Like A Baby Tony
Communication:Talking
BLACKBasically Lightless, As Coal / Kohl Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives:Colours
BLACKSMITHBig Lumbering Artisan Crafting Knives & Swords - Metal Is Terribly Hot TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
BLACKSTONEBritish Lawyer Authored "Commentaries", Keenly Saving Tomes Of Notable Expoundings. Roger Williams
Names:Famous people
People & Relationships:Law & Order
BLADDERBilious Liquids Are Deposited Daily, Easily Released Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
BLAHBoring Lecture, All Humdrum. Angela Brett
Education:Slow Teaching
BLAINEBad Liver Affected Infant's Name, Evidently Angela Brett (the name Blaine comes from bla, a Gaelic word meaning "Yellow." I wonder how many babies were named Blaine because they were jaundiced.)
Names:First names:Male
BLAKEButtered Limas Are Keen Eating Kimberly
Names:You Are What You Eat
BLARGHBoredom Launches A Rather Good Headline Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela sent him an email with the rather uninspired subject line 'blargh.'
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
BLASTBomb Leaves Air Smelling Terrible Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Weapons
BLASTOISEBlasting Liquid Adds Speed - Third One In Squirtle Evolution Angela Brett (Blastoise is Pokemon #9)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
BLESSEDBeing Loved Especially Should Secure Eventual Deification Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
BLESSINGBoys Love Easy Sex Socially Identifiying Needy Girls Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
BLESTBenevolent Lord Extends Special Treatment Saint Tony McCoy O'Grady, who hopes that Blest [as searched for on the Acronyms website] is not a Pokemon character, but the older spelling of Blessed.
Religion
BLIMPBalloon's Lines Impede Marauding Planes TMcCO'G
Transport
BLINDBlighted Lifetime In Neverending Darkness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
BLINKYBothersome Little Interfering Nettlesome Koala? Yes! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
BLISSBecome Languid In Satisfactory Sensations Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:Emotions
BLOCKAGEBrain's Lack Of Clarity Kiboshes A Genius's Expressions Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Jeff's ACRONYMISTS' BLOCK was cured by his EPSOM SALT acronym, and Angela pointed out that Epsom salt cures more than one type of blockage.
Words & Wordplay

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