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REPLENISHMENTReplace Every Piece Lost. Each New Incoming Shipment Has More Elements Needed, Thanks Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
REPORTSRegular Evaluation Procedure Often Reveals Torporific Staff Angela Brett
Communication
People & Relationships:The Workforce
REPOSSESSIONRepugnant Event, Perhaps One Should've Sent Expected Stipend, Since It's Overdue Now. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
RESPITEResting Easy Some People Inhale The Ether Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
RESPONSEReact Expressing Surprise - People Often Note Staring Eyes Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
RESTRelaxing Excessively Soothes Tension Kenny Roy
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
RESUMEReport Effortlessly Sums Up My Experiences Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce
RETAILReally Expensive Things Are Individually Labelled Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
RETARDReally Exhausting To Attempt Reading Dictionary. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
RETIRERich Elders Trade-In Relentless Employment Angela Brett
Time:Age
RETIREMENTRegular Employment Time Is Reduced. 'Elderly' Means Enjoying New Timetable Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Age
RETRIEVERecover Everything They Robbed In Evening's Violent Episode Tony McCoy O'Grady, whose mother once retrieved some of what had stolen in a burglary
People & Relationships:Law & Order
REVELATIONRegarding Eventual Victory, Expect Lucifer's Aides To Intervene Over Nations. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
REVENUEReceived Earnings, Vital Excise, Now Undergoes Experience Jan Morgan
Commerce:Money
REVERENCERespect Every View, End Religious Envious Nonsense, Choose Equality Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
REVOLVERRotating Elements, Vital Of Lines, Viewing Every Range Jan Morgan
Military:Weapons
RHENIUMRather Hard Element, Not - Indeed - Unlike Manganese. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
RHIANNONReason Has Its Answers Nature Never Offers Nonsense Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
RHINOSRhino Horn Is Not Orgasmically Stimulating Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology:Animals
RHODIOLARecommended Herb Often Diagnosed In Occasional Lung Afflictions Tony
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
RICERepast Is Consumed Everywhere Angela Brett
Food & Drink
RICHARDRoast Irish Cow & Ham - A 'Real' Dinner Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:You Are What You Eat
RICHMONDReflects In Contrast His Majesty's Ogreish Nasty Deeds Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Richard III
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Richard III
RICKYRambunctious Is Child, Keen Yang Jan Morgan - child I know
Names:First names
RICOReal Intense Coital Orgasm Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Male
Names:Acronymists
RIETVELDRenowned Illustrator Emblazons Tshirts, Very Elaborate & Lovely Designs TMcCO'G - the search item 'RIETVELD' has been on the list so long, I did a websearch and found that Rick Rietveld does surfer illustrations for t-shirts,
Names
RIFLERight In Firing Line... Eeeek! Angela Brett
Military:Weapons
RIMMINGRegurgitation-Inducing Mutual Masturbation Is No Good Jeff Anonymous, replying to a failed search; if you don't know, you don't want to know. Believe me.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
RINGERRacehorse Is Not Genuine, Event's Rigged Tony McCoy O'Grady (A 'ringer' is a good horse substituted for a bad one, to make a killing from the bookies)
Sports & Recreation
RIOTRaucous Is Obviously Taboo Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
RIPRomance In Progress Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
RIPCORDRelax - If Parachute Cannot Open, Reserve'll Deploy Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation:Parachuting
RIP-OFFReally Isn't Percentage Of Fat Free Angela Brett (see FAT FREE)
Food & Drink
RIPONReview Is Plagiarism Of Novel Angela Brett (Ripon is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, '(Of literary critics.) To include all the best jokes from the book in the review to make it look as if the critic thought of them.'
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
RIVENDELLRiver In Valley Excludes Necromancer; Dwellings' Elves Live Luxuriously Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Fictional Places:The Lord of the Rings
RIVERRuns In Various Elongated Routes Niki Widdowson
Places:Waterways
ROBRegularly Offers Brilliance Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
ROBBERSRogues Or Burglars, Break & Enter Residences & Steal. Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
ROBEResolution Of Blasted Education Angela Brett, just after graduating.
Household Objects:Clothing:Academic Regalia
ROBERTRixes' Only Boy Evidently Resents Tony! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
ROBINRacing Oncoming Bird, Injures Native Jan Morgan -- Birds were playing chase and headed for the window one bounced off said window the other hit person sitting on porch
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
ROCKRegion Of Countryside - Karst. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
ROCKETRoaring Off, Carrying Keen Extra Terrestrials Patricia Rix
Science:Astronomy
Science:Physics
ROCKETSReach Orbit Converting Kinetic Energy, Transporting Satellites Philip Edwards
Science:Astronomy
RODEOSRiders Often Dismount End Over 'Saddle' Roger Williams
Sports & Recreation
ROFLRaunchy Overlord Fell Lasciviously. Jeff Anonymous, when Tony said 'ROFL' on the forums, and Jeff thought he ought to supply a more original expansion for it than 'Rolling On Floor Laughing'.
Laughter
Re-expansions of existing acronyms:Conversational
ROGERRomantic Overtones Get Everyone Roused Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
ROHYPNOLRapists Often Have Your Phone Number - Over Later! Steve Keate and Angela Brett. (Rohypnol is a tranquiliser which has been linked with date rapes.)
Drugs
ROLLERCOASTERRide Of Long Length Enjoyed Regularly. Can Often Amuse / Startle Those Enjoying Ride Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment
ROMANTICRandy Old Man Anticipates Necking, Touching, Intimate Caresses Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
ROMEORomantic Opportunist Makes Enemies Outraged Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Romeo and Juliet
ROMULANReally Overly Militaristic; Uses Light Attracting Node Gavin Lambert (Romulans use an artificial black hole as a power source)
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Star Trek
ROMULUSRome's Original Monarch, Usurped Leadership Using Slyness Robert Anonymous, inspired by four years of study of the latin language. Romulus was Rome's first king who killed his twin brother Remus in order to gain power (hence the usurped leadership using slyness...)
History
Politics:Royalty:Royals
ROOTRadical, Or Originating Thing Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics
Assorted Nouns
ROOTSReally One Outstanding Television Series Sean Lamb (who was but a child when "Roots" premiered on television)
Entertainment:TV shows
ROSALINDResolution Opens Sweetheart's Awareness. Love Is Now Developing Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's As You Like It
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:As You Like It
ROSALINERuns Off Suggesting A Liaison In Next Encounter Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Love's Labours Lost
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Love's Labours Lost
ROSERichly Offers Scents Effectively Jan Morgan
Science:Biology:Plants
ROSETTARare Old Stone Excavation Tutored Talented Archeologists Tony McCoy O'Grady - the Rosetta Stone helped people to decipher Egyptian hieroglyphics
History
ROTATERound Orb Turns And Turns Eternally. Roger Williams
Assorted Verbs
ROTERepeat One Thing Exhaustingly Angela Brett
Education
ROTORUARotten Ova, The Olfactory Receptors Usually Assume Angela Brett (Rotorua smells like rotten eggs because of the sulphur in the air due to geothermal activity.)
Places:Towns & Cities:New Zealand
ROUNDHEADRebels (Oliver's) Under New Direction, Heartily Eviscerated Aristocratic Domination Robert Anonymous -- The Roundheads were the name given to the side of the English Civil war that opposed the king, lead by Oliver Cromwell
History
Military:War & Terrorism
ROUTERSRhymes Outers? Uters? The Easiest Route's Silence. Angela Brett, as geeks sometimes argue about the pronunciation of the word router.
Computers:Generic Hardware
ROVERRemotely Operated Vehicle - Elevated Reconnaissance Tony McCoy O'Grady, saying: You know the remote-controlled aircraft used to spy over unfriendly territory? Well I don't know what they are called but they could be called ROVER. (Angela added that they're called Unmanned Aerial Vehicles, or UAVs)
Military
ROWLINGReaders Of Wizardry Linked In Novel Guild Muggles McCoy O'Grady, in response to a request for a name for a Harry Potter society at Cambridge University.
Art & Literature:Harry Potter Society
RSHReal Security Hole The rsh (Remote SHell) daemon is one of the system processes that is often compromised for server hacks.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
RSVPReply Soon Via Phone/Post Angela Brett (RSVP usually stands for Respondez S'il Vous Plait)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Communication
RTFMReflects 'Teaching Fishing' Metaphor Angela Brett, when there was a discussion on the Cocoa-dev mailing list about whether RTFM (Read The F***ing Manual) responses are productive. Some people argued that it's better to show people where to look to find information rather than just giving the information, and one mentioned the saying, 'Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.'
Re-expansions of existing acronyms:Conversational
RUBBISHRepeatedly Uttering 'Blah Blah' Is So Humdrum. Angela Brett
Communication
RUBICONRiver (Utmost Boundary) Its Crossing Opened Nastiness. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Waterways
History
RUBIDIUMRather Uncommon, But If Discovered Is Usually Minute. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
RUBYRelationship Untouched By Years Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the ruby (40th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
RUDENESSRegular Users Discount Earns Nice Extra Special Savings Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
RUDYRough Unusual Dude, Yob Jan Morgan - a person I know
Names:First names
RUGBYRucks Unite Great Baritone Yodellers Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
RUGOPSRelatively Unknown Giant Of Paleozoic Science Sean Lamb (The rugops primus [or "rugops" for short] is a recent discovery in Africa; more info is at http://dsc.discovery.com/news/briefs/20040531/newdino.html)
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
RUGRATRuffians Use Gadgets, Release A Trojan Sean Lamb (Rugrat is the name of the first 64-bit Windows virus discovered 5/27/04)
Computers:Windows
RUMSFELDRemarkably Unpleasant Man, Supercilious For Every Live Debate Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
Military
RUNRace Until Nighttime Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
RUSSELLRanks Usually Safe, Success Earns Lovely Life Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
RUSSIARemains Unstable, Socialists Still In Authority. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
RUSTYRuthless User, Severs Ties, Yob Jan Morgan - a person I know
Names:First names:Male
RUTHRaised Up To Heaven Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
RUTHLESSRigourous Unto Those Harmed, Lacks Emotion, Sans Sympathy Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
RWANDARegular Warfare Amongst Natives - Dreadful Atrocities. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
RYMMERim - Yet Mainly Middle English Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns

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