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100% ME (2)My Ego Angela Brett
100% MEET MEMake Every Effort To Make Encounter Angela Brett
100% MENSANSMaybe Edwin's Not Slow, Angela's Nauseatingly So. Angela Brett -- in about 1998 I filled in an application form to join MENSA, so that Edwin (a MENSA member) would have a chance of winning something. In 2001 I found the form and mailed it. It's now November 2003 and every so often I get an email announcing the next inconvenient entrance test date. Sorry Edwin, I don't think you'll win that competition.
100% MERIT BADGEMust Educate Rising Individual, Tries Best Ability, Does Get Eventually Jan Morgan
Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories
100% MIDGETMany, If Diminutive, Get Exceptional Treatment Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% MIDGET (2)Miniature Individuals Don't Get Especially Tall Patricia Rix
100% MISS YAMostly I'm Sad Since You're Away Edwin Hermann
100% MONSTERS (2)Mothers On Night Shifts Teenagers Expecting Reasonable Sex Rico Leffanta
100% MORALSMindless Orations Ridiculing Alternative Lifestyle Selections Rico Leffanta
100% MOTIVATING PEOPLEMaking Others Take Initiative. Vitally Activating Them Into New 'Get-Profits' Enterprises, Often Pathetically Lacking Empathy Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% MOTIVATIONMisinform Officeworkers They're Individually Valued And They Increase Output, Normally Tony McCoy O'Grady
89% MY FRIENDMissing You - For Really, I Enjoyed (our) Nightly Discussions. Angela Brett, after not having heard from Tony in 15 days.
100% MY LIFEMany Years Lost In Futile Endeavours Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% MZEEMy Zombie's Extremely Elderly Tony McCoy O'Grady
86% NAG HIMNudge And Guide Heedless Individual to Modify Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% NERDNever Experiences Romantic Dates Angela Brett
100% NERD (2)Not Exactly Romantic Dude Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% NO OFFENCENot Offering Objectional Feelings For Expressions. No Calumny Expressed TMcCO'G
100% NUDISTNakedness Usually Doesn't Involve Sexual Thoughts. Angela Brett
100% NUTHOUSENever Underestimate The Happy, Organised, Urban Spouse's Evening! Rico Leffanta
100% OBLIVIOUSObviously Believes Love Is Visible Instead Of Understanding Spirituality Rico Leffanta
80% ORGYOne Raucous Group of Youths Sean Lamb
100% PADDYParticularly Angry , Don't Destroy Yourself Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% PALSPersonable And Likeable Soulmates Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% PATRIOTPerson Acclaiming Territorial 'Romance' Is Often Terrorist Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:War & Terrorism
100% PAUPERPoor And Unfortunate Person - Evidently Ravenous Angela Brett
100% PEACEPerhaps Enmity's At Complete End Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% PERSONALITYProperty Expressing Real Self Often Not Altogether Liked - Is That You! Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% PHILANTHROPYPlainly Humanity Is Loved - And Normally This Has Romantic Overtones & Pecuniary Yield Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% PHILANTHROPY (2)Past Hippy In Los Angeles Now Throws His Riches On Poor Yuppys C. Frost, E.C.V. #49
100% PHILATELISTPerson Hoarding Interesting Letter Adornments To Examine & Lookup In Stamp Tomes Angela Brett
92% PHILOLOGISTSPathetic Horrid Individuals Lusting Over Language Origins Getting Instant Sexual Turn-ons Simultaneously Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela suggested that people might think from some of these acronyms that we have DIRTY MINDs. He concluded we're just PHILOLOGISTS.
88% PIONEERPersecuted Individuals On New Environmental Expedition (for) Relief Jan Morgan - for relief from religious persecution or relief of better place to live and work
100% PLACARDPagan Libidos Are Cocked And Readily Discharged Rico Leffanta, who explains that placards are public labels; just as black men are placarded as having oversized organs, pagans are placarded as having overactive libidos.
100% PLACARDSPublic Labels Announce Community's Assumptions, Rapidly Diffusing Stereotypes. Angela Brett
100% POLITICALLY CORRECTPossible Offense Lies In This, I'll Carefully Avoid Language Lest You Complain, Or Race Relations Executives Concern Themselves Angela Brett
100% POOR MANPeople Ordinary Opulent Retaining Mana And Nous Mary Carr
100% POSITION (2)People Often Suppose It To Indicate One's Nobility Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% POSITIVESPerfect! Opportune! Sentient! Innovative! Triumph! Invincible! Victory! Excel! Self! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
100% POTENTIALPeople Ought To Eschew Natural Talents, Is Advice Lately. Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to TALENT
93% PRACTICAL JOKESPrankish, Risky Activity Comically Torturing Innocent Cat's-paw, And Leaving Jovial Onlookers Keenly Expressing Sniggers. Angela Brett
100% PRINCIPALPerson Responsible Is Normally Chief Instigating Player, And Leader Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% PRINCIPAL (2)Person, Reputedly In Nominal Charge, Is Prolix And Loquacious Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% PROMISEProclamation's Read Only Memory... It Shall Endure. Angela Brett
100% PROTESTPeople Register Opposition To Enemy's Sinister Threat Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% PROTOCOLSProcedures Rigidly Observed To Obviate Crassness Or Looking Stupid His Excellency, TheAmbassador@TheCourtOfSaintJames
100% PUNKPerson Uncovering Nobby Knees Rico Leffanta
100% QUANTUM MANAGEMENT DATABASEQuickness Unquestionably Always Necessary... This Underaged Mischief-Maker Almost Needs A Gazillion Eyes (Mother's) Ever Noticing Those Dubious Activities That All Begin As Simple Exploration. Angela Brett, expanding an unsuccessful search, thinking of a database on how to manage her nephew QUANTUM.
100% QUARRELQuerulous, Unwanted Argument Rowdily Raiding English Language Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela mentioned that we hadn't yet come up with any acronyms beginning with 'Q.'
100% QUARREL (2)Quashes Usual Amicable Relationship, Retorts Ever Louder Angela Brett
100% QUORUMQualified Unit Of Roughly United Minds Sean Lamb
83% RAKESRich Aristocrats Kicked-back, Enjoying Scandal TMcCO'G
100% RANKRegal Attitude Needs Kingdom Rico Leffanta
100% RAPPORTReach A Particularly Pleasant Ongoing Relationship Together Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% RASCALRake After Seasoning Consummates Autumn Leaves Rico Leffanta
100% READ AND SUCCEEDReaders Evidently Apply Details Article Notates Duly Surfing Up Career Chart? Essentially Empty Dross! TMcCO'G - Self-help manuals for success always seem to be tailored for someone else. Otherwise all those who read them would be whoppingly successful, instead of lurking in bookstores looking for more 'How to Succeed...' books
Art & Literature
100% REALIZING DREAMSRestoring Esoteric Aesthetic Language Into Zine Is Now Getting Difficult Regardless Exact Allegorical Meanings Sought Apronymous Anonymous
100% RECOGNITIONRealising Each Cherished One Gives Nasal Inflection That Identifies Owners Name Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% RELATIONSHIPSRather Enjoyable Linkages Are Those I Open Nowadays Seeking Happiness In Platonic Situations Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% RICH PEOPLERolling In Cash, Having Potential Excess Over Probable Lifetime's Expenditure Tony McPauper O'Grady
86% RIGHTSRegardless of Innocence / Guilt, Humane Treatment's Sure. Angela Brett
100% RIOTRaucous Is Obviously Taboo Jan Morgan
100% SAFESingle Accountable Functional Empathetic Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
100% SAPIENTSeeking Another Person Invariably Eases Natural Termination Rico Leffanta
90% SCAPEGOATStand-in Culprits Are Provided - Ergo Guilty Ones Avoid Torture Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% SCAPEGOAT (2)Someone Can't Accept Personal Error, Gutlessly Outsources Aftermath-Tackling Angela Brett
88% SHOW OFFSuch Haughty One-upmanship Will Often Fall Flat Angela Brett
100% SILLYSomehow I Love Loving You Rico Leffanta
100% SINSo, It's Naughty! Roger Williams
100% SIN (2)Satan Is Near. Roger Williams
100% SIN (3)Sacrifice It's Not! Roger Williams
100% SIN (4)Shamefully, It's News! Roger Williams
100% SLACKERSomeone Lolling About Claiming Knicker Elastic Ruptured Rico Leffanta
100% SMART ALECSee Me After Rehearsals Tonight And Let's Exchange Costumes Rico Leffanta
100% SNITSans Niceness, Inexplicable Tantrum Angela Brett, when her sister asked if their mother was still 'in a snit' with her.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
100% SNIT (2)Selfish Noxious Irritating Trait Jan Morgan
100% SOCIAL STUDIESStudents Of Community Interactions Across Lateral Strata. Theories Usually Descend Into Endless Squabbles Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% SOLESomeone Owns Lone Effort Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% SOLE CONTRIBUTORSomeone On Lonesome Expands Content Of New Topic, Rebuffing Incisive & Brilliant Utterances That Others Remit Tony McCoy O'Grady
89% SOLITUDESometimes One Likes Isolation. Though Usually (it) Doesn't Endure. Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% SOLOSingle Only, Lonely One Jan Morgan
100% SORRYSuch Offensive Rudeness Riles You. Angela Brett
100% SPANKINGSomatically Punishing A Naughty Kid Isn't Necessarily Good Angela Brett
100% SPANKING (2)Some Pains Are Not 'Kindness' - Ignore Naive Gossip Tony McCoy O'Grady (I've never believed that "you've got to be cruel to be kind".)
100% SPUNKSpouse Pursuing Usable New Kitchen Rico Leffanta
100% SURVIVALStill Unbeaten, Resisting Valiantly Irritating Vicissitudes Along Lifepath Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% SWAINSomeone Women Avow Is Nobody Rico Leffanta
92% TRANSSEXUALTo Rage Against Natural Selection, Showing Externally XX/XY [when] Underneath's A Lad/Lady. Angela Brett ('Underneath' and 'External' could refer to different things... 'Underneath' could be the gender the person feels like while 'Externally' is the genes, or 'Underneath' could be the genes and 'Externally' the gender which the person lives and presents him/herself as.)
100% TRAJECTORYThe Rounded Arc Javelins Exhibit / Career Track Of Redundant Yuppie Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
100% TOWNIEThis One Will Never Investigate Environment Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TORNTwo Offer; Ruin Night Angela Brett (being torn between two offers can ruin an indecisive person's night)
100% TOO GOOD FOR EDWINThat's Outrageous! Obviously Goodness Of Others Doesn't Force One's Rejection. Everyone Deserves Win, Inferiority's Nonexistant. Angela Brett, when Edwin said on the forum that we're too good for him.
100% TOAST (2)Took Off And Stranded Termagant Patricia Rix (toast is what you would be if you did that)
100% TINGLETension Is Now Growing - Likewise Excitement Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TIFF (3)Tiny Infuriating Feisty Fight Jan Morgan
100% TIFF (2)Taciturness Increases Following Friction Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TIFFThis Interrupts Firm Friendship Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% THEULTIMATENONVIOLENTMANTested Humanly: Evidence Undeniable! Life -Trouncing Insidiously Murdering: Against! Test Evidence: New Opportunities: Nullify Violence. Is Obvious! Life Exists New! Trusting Man Almighty Now! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
100% THANK YOU VERY MUCHThis Here Acknowledgement Notes Kindness You Offered Unbidden. Valiantly-Earned Remarks You Might Uneasily Call 'Hokum' Tony McCoy O'Grady (Many people indicate that gratitude is unnecessary, or overstated)
100% THANKSThey Have Announced Nice Kind Sentiments. Angela Brett
100% TEAMWORK (2)Trust Effective/Energetic Altruistic Management! Work: Organized Relevant Keen! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
100% TEAMWORKThe Ends Are Met When Organisation Really 'Knits' Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TEAM (3)Totally Enthused And Motivated Phil Stollery
100% TEAM (2)They Expect A Match Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TEAMThey Embody A Morale Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% UNIFORM (4)Unquestioning Nonvariance *Is* Fashion... Others Reflect Me! Angela Brett, in response to UNIFORM (3)
Assorted Adjectives
100% UNIFORM (5)Unquestioning Nature... I'll Form Opinions Resembling Master's Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
100% UNIFORMITYUnlikely - Nature Is Full Of Renegade Minds, I Tell You! Angela Brett
100% UNITEUndivided Nation = Individuals Treated Equally Angela Brett
100% UNITYUnlovable Neighbour Is Tolerating You! Angela Brett
100% UNITY (2)Understand Neighbour; It Teaches You. Angela Brett
100% UNITY (3)Underneath, Negro's Identical To Yourself Angela Brett
100% UNTRADITIONALUsing New Techniques, Rituals Are Destroyed Instantly. Those In Office Never Alter Laws Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% VALUESVision A List, Usually Ensures Success Jan Morgan
100% VERY IMPORTANT PERSONVague Eulogistic Reportage - Yawn! - Invites My Perusal Of Rumours That A Notable Tabloid Personality Escorted (Romantically) Someone Of Note Tony McCoy O'Grady (nowadays VIPs are anyone who romances another VIP)
Names:Famous people
100% VULTUREViolent Uncle Looking To Upset Ravisher's Enterprise Rico Leffanta
100% WAIFWhat An Insignificant Figure! Angela Brett
100% WAIFSWe Are In Financial Strife Angela Brett
100% WE CAN DOWith Everyone Cooperating All Nasty Dilemmas Overcome Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% WHATEVER (2)We Have A Terrific Eventful Very Extraordinary Relationship Judy Bishop. Created it while e-mailing back and forth to friend
100% WHIPPING BOYWork Harder, I Pay (Peanuts) Iff Niggers Get Bloody Over Yield! Angela Brett
83% WIMPSWeak-willed Individuals Make Pathetic Superheroes Tony McCoy O'Grady
MacGirl & KeyBoard
100% WINNERSWinners Innovate! Navigate Naturally. Empathetically Realise Success! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
100% WOBBLERWent Overboard By Blusteringly Launching Enraged Response Tony McCoy O'Grady - in Ireland the term "He threw a wobbler" is used to describe someone's reaction to bad news
100% XENOPHOBEXenophobes Enjoy Noting Other People Holding Old Biases Everlasting. Sean Lamb ( is the only legal dictionary online that I've seen with entries under X, including this one. Since a xenophobe is biased against alien residents, one would need others with similar biases to rationalize such views.)
100% YOKELYou Only Kiss Engaging Lips Rico Leffanta
100% YOKEL (2)Your Own Kin Evoke Lust Angela Brett
86% YUPPIEYou Use Phone in Porsche... It's Extravagant! Angela Brett
100% YUPPIE (2)Young Unsocial Pretentious Pig Ignorant Executive John Richard Jones. I thought of this after an encounter with three yuppies on a train.
100% TRIALSTormented Reprehensible Indignations, Angrily Loses Some Jan Morgan
100% TWADDLEThose With Attitude Disorders Don't Like Experts John Richard Jones
100% TYROThis Youth Requires Orientation. Roger Williams

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