A Pertinent Re-interpretation Of Normality Yielding More Sense
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| AUDI | An Unsafe Driver Inside |
John Richard Jones Transport:Drivers |
| BMW | Break My Wallet |
Rob s Re-expansions of existing acronyms |
| BUICK | Big Unstoppable Indestructible Car Killer |
Dennis Carr |
| CHEVY | Car Has Enviable Velocity - Yes? |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| CHRYSLER | Cars Have Reached Your Souls - Let's Enjoy Racing |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| COROLLA | Cheap Oriental Runabout, Often Lacks Lasting Accelleration |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| CORVETTE | Classic Oldtime Road Vehicle, Elevated Teenager's Testosterone, Evidently |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| DAEWOO | Drive An Engine, Without Overdrive, Ordinarily |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| DAIHATSU | Drivers Are In Heaven Aboard This Stylish Unit |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| DATSUN | Drive At Top Speed Until Nackered |
Had a Datsun 15 years ago. Painted this on its hood in big letters. Got heaps of laughs and no body said they had heard it before, but has bound to have been thought of. I can't guarantee I was the first. Later Bro |
| FALCON | Fords Are Like Cars, Only Nicer |
Angela Brett, who actually has no opinion on which car makes are better. |
| FERRARI | Fast Exotic Red Roadcar. All Round Italian |
Eric Bridgstock |
| FORD | For Ordinary Road Drivers |
Eric Bridgstock |
| GM | Garbage Motors |
Rob s Re-expansions of existing acronyms |
| HONDA | Hop On, Now Drive Away |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| HYUNDAI | Have You (Until Now) Driven An Ideal? |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| INDICA | Indians Never Deny It Causes Accidents |
M.S.Prabhakar (Indica is a small car locally manufactured in India.) |
| JALOPY | Japanese American Lemon Often Pedalled Yearly |
Rico Leffanta |
| JEEP | Jaunts Exclude Enlisted Personnel |
Tony McCoy O'Grady (Jeeps were usually only provided for officers, I think) |
| KA | Kinky Automobile |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the Ford 'Ka' |
| KAWASAKI | Kickstart And Wheelie Away, Speeding Along's Keenly Invigorating |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, who never owned a 'cow', but had a Honda for several years |
| LAMBORGHINI | Lovely Automobile May Bring Owner Racing Glory / Honours - It's Natively Italian |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| LOTUS | Lots Of Traction; Unbelievable Speed |
Eric Bridgstock |
| MASERATI | Master Automotive Sportster, Erstwhile Racer, Archetypal Total Italian |
Eric Bridgstock |
| MAZDA | Many Automobiles Zippily Drive Along |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| MERCEDES | Many European Racing Cars, Elegantly Designed, Exceptionally Speedy |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| MITSUBISHI | Man In Transport Speeds Up Beautifully, In Spyder He's Inherited |
TMcCO'G |
| MUSTANG | Mine Usually Seems To Accelerate Nice & Gently |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| NISSAN | Nippy, If Somewhat Small And Noisy |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| PONTIAC | People Of Note Travel In A Car |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| PORSCHE | Phallic (Often Red) Symbol Creates Huge Envy |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| RENAULT | Remarkable European (Notably Aerodynamic) Ultimate-Luxury Transport |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| SUBARU | Sports Utility - Big And Rather Ugly |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| SUZUKI | Stupid User Zips Unnecessarily, Killing Indiscriminately |
Acronymous Anonymous |
| TOYOTA | Thrown Out - You're On The Asphalt |
Angela Brett |
| VOLVO | Vulgar Old Ladies' Vehicle, Obviously |
Steve Keate (see STEVE) |
| YAMAHA | You're A Motorcyclist? Aren't Hondas Awful? |
Tony McCoy O'VroomVroom |