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Loose apronyms:
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ABORTIONA Baby Only Remains 'Til It's Ordered Not Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare
ADOPTEDAngel Dancing On Pin Turning Either Direction Rico Leffanta, referring to that very Catholic question: "How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?" If you are adopted (and are, one presumes, angelic) you must dance according to the direction of your new parents - whatever direction that may be, or fall from the only thing stable in your life...
Religion
BABYBoisterous And Bouncy Youth Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing, inspired by Quantum Reid, Angela Brett's nephew - see his homepage at http://www.angelfire.com/az/lizreid/quantum.html
Science:Biology
BONDEDBaby Of New Dad Enjoys/Endures Doting Angela Brett
BROTHERSBrats Repeatedly Offending Their Honest, Erudite, Responsible Sisters Rico Leffanta
CHILDCARECare Handler, Infants, Little "Dumplings", Capable Adults' Responsibility, Employment Jan Morgan - Little Dumplings can be considered an endearment used for toddlers
CHILDRENCurious Homonym In Language... Dearness Refunds Expenses Ninefold. Angela Brett
COUSINChild Of Uncle's Sibling Is Nephew Tony McCoy O'Grady
DADDick Added DNA Angela Brett
DADDYDear Adult Dutifully Dotes, Young Jan Morgan
DNADaddy Not Available DNA usually stands for Deoxyribonucleic Acid
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Science:Biology
FAMILYFather And Mother, I Love You. Angela Brett
FATHERFearless Adult That Hinders Equal Responsibilities Mary Carr
FATHERSForbid All Teenage Happiness - Especially Recreational Sex Rico Leffanta
GENEALOGYGenerations Evoke New Excitement And Love Of Genealogy Yearnings Jan Morgan - Genealogy is the study of our heritage and finding our ancestors
GODMOTHERGood Old Dame Minding Other Transient Humans Extra Responsibilities Mary Carr
IWIIncreased Whanau, Ivory Angela Brett (Iwi means either 'tribe' or 'bone' in Maori, Whanau means 'family')
Science:Biology:Body Parts
Science:Linguistics:Maori Words
KIDSKinship In Daughters & Sons Tony McCoy O'Grady
KINKid's Into Naughtiness Sean Lamb
KITHKindness In Their Hearts Angela Brett
LOVINGLeave Out Violence In Next Generation Angela Brett, in response to the same request as WATCH OUT, referring to people who grow up to be abusive because their parents were, and they don't know any other way of parenting.
People & Relationships:Emotions
People & Relationships:Abuse
MAMaternal Ancestor Tony McCoy O'Grady
MOMMaker Of Me Angela Brett
MOMMIESMom Or Mum? Mummies Is English Spelling Angela Brett
MOMMYManipulating Ovaries Manufactures Maternal Yearnings imposed
MOTHERMajestic, Orderly, Tit-Heralding Energetic Reposedness Mary Carr
MOTHERSManiacal Obsession Teaching Heaven's Early Redemption Schemes Rico Leffanta
NEWBIENot Even Weaned, Baby Is Extraordinary Jeff Anonymous, noting that an unweaned baby is basically a 'newbie' to life.
Science:Biology
NITWITNiece/Nephew In The Wife's Irrevocable Trust Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Insults
PAPaternal Ancestor Tony McCoy O'Grady
SCIONSomeone Classic In Origin, Now Robert Anonymous
SISTERSSiblings Intentionally Showing To Everyone Reality's Secrets Rico Leffanta
SPOOKSpectacular Projection Of Our Kids Rico Leffanta
SPROGSmall Person - Renewer Of Generation Angela Brett
TONSILTissue Or New Son-In-Law Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Body Parts
TRIPLETThird Related Infant - Parents Love Each Tenderly TMcCO'G
TRIPLETSThree Related Infants Psychically Linked Eternally Together Somehow Roger Williams
TWINSTwo Weaned Individuals Needing Sustenance Jan Morgan
UIFSAUltimatum Insures Families Secure Alimony Sean Lamb - UIFSA really stands for the Uniform Interstate Family Support Act, an act that will enable the state that issues the first support order to have jusrisdiction over the payor (sic) regardless of which state the payor resides in. I used 'Families' instead of 'Fathers' because there are quite a few deadbeat moms out there with the deadbeat dads (growing up with a father prosecuting child support cases taught me that lawbreaking is an 'equal opportunity employer').
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
People & Relationships:Law & Order
WIDOWSWomen In Danger Of Winning Solitaire Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
WIFEWedded Individual - Female, Essentially. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce