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LIECHTENSTEINLittle Independent Entity. Companies Have Tax Exemptions Now Superior To Europe's Independent Nations. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
LIEUTENANTLow-Initiative-Endowed, Used To Examining Nothing And Not Thinking Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Ranks
LIFELikely Isn't For Ever Angela Brett
People & Relationships
LIFEBOATLucky Indeed For Everyone's Brought Onboard After Tragedy Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
People & Relationships:Disaster
LIFELESSLying In Floppy Entropy - Lived, Expired, Sleeping Soullessly Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
LIFERLocked In For Ever - Revenge! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
LIFESTYLELets Ignore Financial Efficiency, Spend 'Til You Lose Everything Tony McCoy O'Grady (Ordinary poor people have 'lives', foolish rich people have 'lifestyles'!)
People & Relationships
LIFFLook Inside For Facts Angela Brett - Liff is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'A book, the contents of which are totally belied by its cover...'
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
LIFFLESSLacking In Funny & Frivolous Literature, Erase Smile Signs Tony McCoy O'Grady, because he doesn't have a copy of 'The Meaning of Liff' or 'The Deeper Meaning of Liff'
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
LIFTLazily Into Floor Twenty Angela Brett
Places:Buildings
LIGHTLamp Is Generating Heat Too! Angela Brett
Household Objects
Science:Physics
LIGHTNINGLittle Ions Get Humming Then... Nailed! It's Not Good Roger Williams
Science:Meteorology
LIMERICKLess Is More Except Rhymes In Celtic Knots Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature
LIMPLost Insert Member Prostrate Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
LINDSAYLazy In Nature, Dull, Snobbish Actually. Yuppie Jan Morgan -- combo of 2 people
Names:First names
LINELeft Impregnated, Not Estimable Angela Brett (Line is HANS THOMAS's grandmother, who became pregnant to a German soldier and was hated for it)
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Solitaire Mystery
LINENLiving In Nuptials Enhances Nookie Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the linen (4th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
LINKLocates Internet Networked Knowledge Gavin Lambert
Computers:Internet
LINKSLast Inventive 'Nym? Keep Surfing! Angela Brett, because if you ever manage to read all the acronyms at http://acronyms.co.nz, you can still go to the Links page at http://acronyms.co.nz/links.html and view some related websites.
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Page Titles
LINUXLovely... If Not Using Xwindows! Angela Brett
Computers:Linux
LION'Lunchtime' Is Often Nighttime Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
LIPLick If Parched Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
LIPSLively If Person's Speaking Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
LIPSTIKLong Island Princess Sporting Tacky Industrial Klothing Diva Jeri. Developed to describe women with fake blond hair, black eyebrows, and grating voices who wear clothes with designer names publicly displayed.
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
LIQUORLiquid I Quaff Unceasingly, Often Refreshing. Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
LIRALoot Italians Rapidly Accumulated Tony -- The defunct Italian currency was worth very little and one cashed large notes to buy the cheapest items and received a large quantity of near-worthless coinage.
Commerce:Money
LISALone Intelligent Simpson Artiste Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady (there are other intelligent female Simpsons, but they're not on TV often)
Entertainment:TV shows:The Simpsons
LITHIUMLightens Internal Tensions, Happily Is Useful Medicine Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
LITHUANIALocked Into That Horrid Ussr, And Now Into Autonomy. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
LITTERBOXLike Infectious Toxic Tornado, Emanations Render Breathing Only Xperimental Patricia Rix
Household Objects
LIVELife Is Visually Evil Rico Leffanta
Religion
LIVIDLosing It, Very Intensely Distressed Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
LLANELLILimp-Limbed After Natation - Essay Loosening Liquid Involuntarily Tony McCoy O'Grady (Llanelli is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'Descriptive of the waggling movement of a person's hands when shaking water from them or warming up for a piece of workshop theatre.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWLLLLANTYSILIOGOGOGOCHLove Lost And Never Found Again Is Really Pitiful! When Love Lapses, Going Where You've Never Gone, Your Love Life Grows Onerous, Gilding Every Reason You Chose Heartache, When You Really Need Desirable Romantics Opening Borders Which Lady Luck Lets Love Align Neatly To Your Senses. Inviting Love In Over Grief Opens Galaxies; Only Going Out Cultivates Healing! Rico Leffanta, who mentions that the website of this tiny village in Wales can be found at http://llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.co.uk/say.htm.
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
LMAOLikely Mildly Amused... Overexaggerating Angela Brett (LMAO usually stands for Laughing My A*se Off)
Laughter
Re-expansions of existing acronyms:Conversational
LOADLaden On A Donkey Patricia Rix
Assorted Nouns
LOCIList Of Created Imagery. Pam Tubesing, referring to the method of loci.
Words & Wordplay
LOCKLacking Owner's Combination / Key Angela Brett
Household Objects
LOCKSLocks/Lock! Open: Compatible Keys! Security! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Household Objects
LOCKUPLets Our Computer Keep Unreal Pauses Rico Leffanta
Computers
LOGICLots Of Gates In Combination Angela Brett
Science:Electronics
LOGOLet Our Gays Observe! Logo, debuting in june 2005, was the first ever gay cable network
Communication
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
LOGOGRAPHLike Oriental Glyphs - One Graphically Represents A Particular Heading. Angela Brett
Science:Linguistics
LOLLovely Orgiastic Lovemaking Tony McCoy O'Grady. Angela couldn't be bothered going to her bedroom for something, so Tony replied "When you marry things may change," to which Angela replied with a LOL (laughing out loud.) Tony responded with the new meaning for LOL. :)
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Re-expansions of existing acronyms:Conversational
LOLITALittle One's Lover Is Tormented Adult TMcCO'G
Entertainment:Movies
LOLLIPOPLots Of Little Licks Instill Presence Of Pleasure. Roger Williams
Food & Drink:Confectionery
LOMBARDLaptop Outer Made By Apple's Respected Developers Angela Brett (Lombard was the name of the casing for the PowerBook models codenamed Bronze Keyboard and Pismo.)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
Names:Code Names:Apple
LONELINESSLeaves One Needing Embraces. Lifeforce Is Not Entirely Self-Sufficient Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
LONELYLoss Of Nearness, Emotionally, Leaves Yearning. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
LONERLove's Only Nightmare Escaping Rejection Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
LONGHORNLate Or Not, Gates Holds Out. Releases Nothing Sean Lamb (the next version of Microsoft Windows, codenamed Longhorn, has now been delayed until 2006).
Computers:Windows
Names:Code Names:Microsoft
LOOLavatory Or Outhouse Angela Brett
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
LOOKLet One Observe Keenly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
LOOPHOLELawyers Out Of Principles Halting Other Legal Effects Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Law & Order
LORDLofty Offical Relishing Divinity Rico Leffanta
Politics:Royalty
LORRAINELonging Of Repentance, Reforming As It's Necessary, Effort Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
LOSERLover Of Someone Emerges Resentful Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOSTLooking Over Strange Terrain Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
LOTHLORIENLand Of Trees Has Lady Of Remarkable Intensity -- Evenstar's Nan Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Fictional Places:The Lord of the Rings
LOTUSLots Of Traction; Unbelievable Speed Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Makes & Models
LOUDLoony Or Uncouth Din Patricia Rix
Assorted Adjectives
Assorted Nouns:Noises
LOUISLongago, Often Used In Shops Tony McCoy O'Grady - a 'louis' was a gold coin, worth 20 francs, in France up to 1795.
Commerce:Money
LOUISELanguage Of Use Is Special, Embraced Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
LOUISIANALong's Organization Used Impropriety, Shadiness In Administering Nefarious Activities. Roger Williams -- Refers to Huey Long, Governor of Louisiana from 1928 until his assassination in 1932.
Places:States & Regions
History
LOURDESLeaves Own Unhealthy Residence, Domain Entered Safely Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Female
LOUSELeft Overs Usually Season Expectorants Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
LOVELife's One Vital Emotion Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVECRAFTLitterally Obfuscated Visions Eldritch; Creativity Rife And Forever Tormented Tom Denton
Art & Literature:Writers
LOVELYLaughing Out Very Excitedly - Loud Yelling. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
LOVINGLeave Out Violence In Next Generation Angela Brett, in response to the same request as WATCH OUT, referring to people who grow up to be abusive because their parents were, and they don't know any other way of parenting.
People & Relationships:Family
People & Relationships:Emotions
People & Relationships:Abuse
LOYALTYLove Only You, Always Living True, Yours Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
LUASLocals Understand As 'Speed' Angela Brett -- According to http://www.lrta.org/luasindex.html: What does the name LUAS stand for? Luas is the Irish word for speed and so (as it is not an abbreviation) should be written Luas rather than L.U.A.S. I beg to differ!
Transport:Trains
LUCENTIOLovers United - Contest Exposes Not Totally Into Obedience Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Taming of the Shrew
LUCIANALover Ultimately Correctly Identified As Not Adriana's Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Comedy of Errors
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Comedy Of Errors
LUCIDLess Utterly Confused In Delirium Patricia Rix
Assorted Adjectives
LUCIFERLust Unbridled Causes Infidelities For Evil Reasons Rico Leffanta
Religion
LUCIUSLast Unmaimed Chap Is Ultimately Successor Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Titus Andronicus
LUDDITELet Us Destroy Damned Industrial Technology Everywhere Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
History
LUDLOWLeg's Unstable? Deploy Lump Or Wad Tony McCoy O'Grady (Ludlow is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'A wad of newspaper, folded tablenapkin or lump of carboard put under a wobbly table or chair to make it stand up straight. It is perhaps not widely known that air-ace Sir Douglas Bader used to get about on an enormous pair of ludlows before he had his artificial legs fitted.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
LUDWIGLoved Unfortunate Damsel With Innertube Gash Angela Brett (Ludwig fell in love with HANS THOMAS's grandmother after helping her with a puncture.)
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Solitaire Mystery
LUGIALies Undersea Guarding Immense Abilities Angela Brett (Lugia is Pokemon #249)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
LUKELoyal, Undeniably Keen Evangelist Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Saints
LUNALunatics Understand Nighttime Activities Rico Leffanta
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
LUNCHLoad Up Nutrition-Containing Hamburgers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
LURELover Using Romantic Enterprise Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LUSTLove Underlying Sexual Tensions? Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LUTELets User Twang Ecstatically Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
LUTONLavatory's Upholstered To One's Needs Tony McCoy O'Grady (Luton is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning 'The horseshoe-shaped rug which goes around a lavatory seat.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
LYDIALie You Down, I'm Aroused Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Female
LYNLearns Your Needs Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Female
LYNDALike Your Nicest Dearest Associate Susan S. wrote it about her friend
Names:First names:Female
LYNNLearns Your Necessary Needs Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
LYSANDERLoves Young Sweetheart After Nocturnal Difficulties Eventually Resolved Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:A Midsummer Night's Dream
LYTHELissom? Yes, Thank Healthy Exercise Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
Sports & Recreation
LZLoudmouths... Zoloft? Jeff Anonymous, explaining that LED ZEPPELIN might lead someone to need an antidepressant.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Entertainment:Music:Artists

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