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FIRSTForemost Innovator, Respected Sage Top Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Adjectives
FISHFins In Saline Habitat Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
FISHLUREFeathers Intertwined Should Help Land Uniquely Rare Exhibit Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
FIVEFive Isn't Very Easy Angela Brett, when Dustan said that FIVE would be a difficult acronym to do.
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
FLACCIDFloppy, Limp And Collapsed, Cock Is Dangling! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
FLAMEFrom Lighting A Match, Etc. Angela Brett, trying a different kind of singer after Tony came up with expansions for several of the musical kind.
Science:Physics
FLAMESForum Language And Manners Explode Spectaucularly Sean Lamb (who tries to stay out of 'net flame wars)
Communication
FLANFunny-Looking, Aromatic Nourishment Sean Lamb
Food & Drink
FLASHERFellow Likely Acting Sexual, His Exhibitionism's Ribald! Angela Brett
People & Relationships
FLATFew Landfills Are This Edwin Hermann
Assorted Adjectives
FLATTERERFalse & Lying Adulation Tends To Elicit Reponses Exposing Reprehensiblity Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
FLAVIUSFaithful, Loyal And Valued (If Unsung) Servant Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Timon of Athens
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Timon of Athens
FLAWLESSFabulous Looking, And Without Little Errors - Simply Stunning Tony McCoy O'Grady - who knows the feeling :-)
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
FLAWSFaulty - Like A Windoze System Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
Computers:Windows
FLEAFried Lightly Excites Appetite Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
FLECKFewer Lines Equals Conserved Kilobytes Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers
FLEDField's Left Empty/ Deserted Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
FLIESFood Lovers Ingredient Expressly Served Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
FLIPSIDEFraternal Love In Progress Sometimes Incorporating Digital Explorations Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
FLIRTFuture Lover Is Really Trying Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
FLIRTINGFeel Like I'm Ready To Investigate New Guys/Girls Angela Brett, while pondering the difference between flirting and ordinary conversation.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Communication
FLORAFlowers Love Outdoor Rural Arrangements Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Plants
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
FLORALFlaunting Likenesses Of Rhododendrons And Lilies Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
FLORENCEFish Lover Often Relishes Eating Nouvelle Cuisine Entrees Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:You Are What You Eat
FLORIDAFeel Like Okefenokee Ramble's Innocuous, Despite Alligators? Patricia Rix
Places:States & Regions
FLORIZELFleeing Lord's Opposition, Romance Inspires Zesty Eloping Lovers Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Winter's Tale
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Winter's Tale
FLOURINEFrequently Liquified On Unclean Reservoirs. It Nourishes Enamel. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
FLOWERFellow's Love Of Woman Expressed Romantically Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology:Plants
FLUTEFlavour Lets Us Touch Exaltation Jason Wilcox
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
FLUTESFingerwork Looking Uncomfortable, These Emit Sounds Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
FLYFriends Loathe You Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
FLYERFrightful "Literature" You Eternally Refuse TMcCO'G referring to the handbills handed out on streets to passers-by
Commerce
Communication
FMFunky Music Tony McCoy O'Grady
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Entertainment:Music
FOCUSFor Orbits, Centre's Usually Star Angela Brett
Science:Astronomy
FOEFocused On Extinction Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
FOGFloating Otherworldly Gas Roger Williams
Science:Meteorology
FOL-DE-LOLFell Over Laughing - Developed Emphysema Laughing Out Loud Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
FONDESTFeelings Of Nice Devotion, Easily Squashed Too Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Emotions
FONDLINGFake Orgasm Nerds Dont Leave Involved Naked Girls Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
FOODFoe Of Obsessed Dieters Angela Brett
Food & Drink
FOOLForeman Of Operational Lunacy Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations:Humorous Job Titles
FOOTFrequently, One Of Three Tony McCoy O'Grady (The foot is usually overshadowed by the Yard, which is three foot long)
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
FOOTBALLFeeling Or Otherwise Touching Bums Always Looks Laughable! Patricia Rix (this is what we were discussing during the Superbowl: why men can pat each other's bums on the playing field but no other time)
Sports & Recreation
FORFather Of Repetition Angela Brett, because for is usually the best loop to use in C programs.
Computers:Programming
FORAFriendly Objection: Really "A" Jeff Anonymous, who prefers the term 'fora' to 'forums'
Communication
FORDFor Ordinary Road Drivers Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Makes & Models
FORDSFor Overcrossing Rivers During Spates Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
Places:Waterways
FORECASTFocus On Real Events - Can't Accurately See Tomorrow Angela Brett
Time
FOREIGNERFrom Overseas, Residents Enraged If Growing Numbers Engender Resentments Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
FORESTFormation Of Radiata Exist Standing Together Angela Brett
Places
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
FORGIVENESSFortitude Of Remission Granting Involves Vice Expelled. Never Ever Sin, Solace Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
FORMFigure Of Representational Medium Angela Brett
Art & Literature
FORMULAFavourite Organised Recipe Measuring Unit's Logical Activity Rico Leffanta
Science
FORTForearmed Outpost Repels Tresspassers. Roger Williams
Military
Places:Buildings
FORTRESSFamily Of Ruler Took Refuge, Escaping Shooting Soldiers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military
Places:Buildings
FORTYFactor Out Repeated Twenty Years Angela Brett
Time:Age
FORUMSFriends Overseas Regularly Use Message Service. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Acronyms Forums
FRANCFrench Roundel; Alas, Nevermore Currency. Jeff Anonymous, on the former French currency, now replaced with the EU Euro.
Commerce:Money
FRANCEFrequently Reckoned As Narcissistic, Chauvinist Europeans Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
FRANCESFriendship Reaches A New Class, Enter Safely Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
FRANCESCOFreedom Rings, All Necessary Concerns Eventually Satisfied, Carefully Obtained Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
FRANCHISEFellow Runs A New Company Having Invested Serious Equity Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
FRANTFellows Restlessly Await Next Train Angela Brett (Frant is defined in The Meaning of Liff as meaning, 'The legal minimum distance between two trains on the District and Circle line of the London Underground. A frant, which must be not less than 122 chains (or 8 leagues) long, is not connected in any way with the adjective 'frantic' which comes to us by a completely different route (as indeed do the trains).')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
FRASIERFairly Risible American Series Is Exceptionally Ridiculous Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:TV shows
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
FREDERICKFractured Relationship Endures Destruction, Eventually Rebounds In Careful Kindness Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
FREEZEFreshly Reaped Edibles Emit Zero Energy` Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
Science:Physics
FRENGUELLISAURUSFew Reproductions Exist. Now Generally Unknown, Extremely Large Lizard Is Seen As Unusual Relative. Unknown Size Sean Lamb (Frenguellisaurus is judged to weigh about 770 pounds, based on fossils found so far. However, its exact size isn't very well known, and it's not a name that rolls off the tongue of most schoolchildren)
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
FRIDGEFreezing Receptacle Including Digestable Goodies Endlessly Matthew Oram and Steve Keate
Food & Drink
Household Objects:Appliances
FRIENDFearless Resolve In Every Noticeable Dealing Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
FRIENDSFractious Relatonships In Endless Newyork Drama Series. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:TV shows
FRINGFilament's Rattled - It's Not Glowing Tony McCoy O'Grady (Fring is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'The noise made by light bulb which has just shone its last.')
Assorted Nouns:Noises
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
FRISBEEFlung Regularly In Sport, Breeze Extends Elevation Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
FRODEFiftyish Residents Of Deck Enlivened Angela Brett, referring to the character in 'The Solitaire Mystery' by Jostein Gaarder
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Solitaire Mystery
FRODOFurry Runt Of Dubious Origin Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
FROMMFrightfully Religious Or Mania Maker Grace Francis
Science:Linguistics:German Words
FROSSESFolks Really Organise Stupid Stuff, Eh Sista? Angela Brett (Frosses is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'The lecherous looks exchanged between sixteen-year-olds at a party given by someone's parents')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
FROWNFrustrated Reasons Of Woe Neglected Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Emotions
FROZENFully Rigid, Obviously Zero Energy Needed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Physics
FRUITFreshly Ripe Unique Item, Tasty Jan Morgan
Food & Drink
FRUSTRATEDFeeling Really Unable, Somehow, To Relate All The Embarrassing Details Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
FRYFood Ready Yet? Angela Brett
Food & Drink
FTPFollow That Puppy! Angela Brett - FTP actually stands for File Transfer Protocol, but at least two Macintosh FTP clients have dogs in their icons.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
FUCHSIAFlowers Usually Cascade, Hanging Softly In Air Jan Morgan
Science:Biology:Plants
FUDGEFabulous Unforgettable Delight Gives Enjoyment Jan Morgan
Food & Drink:Confectionery
FUNFor Unrestrained Novelty Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
FUNDINGFinancially Unstable, New Donor's Investment Now Glimpsed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce:Money
FUNERALFamily Uncovers Necropolitan Expenses Reducing All Legacies Rico Leffanta and Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
FUNGIFoodies Usually Never Gobble Indiscriminately Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
FURFuzzy Unique Remnant Jan Morgan
Science:Biology:Body Parts
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric
FUSSYFidgety Unhappy Sprucer Sabotages You Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
FUTONFolding Usually Tangles One's Nails Jan Morgan
Household Objects:Furniture
FUZZYFelt Unduly Zig-Zaggy Yesterday Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
FWIWFollowing Writing Is Waffle Angela Brett (FWIW usually stands for 'For What It's Worth')
Re-expansions of existing acronyms:Conversational
FYRDForced Youth Recruitment Decreed Angela Brett
Military
FYRDSFor Year-Round Defense Services Angela Brett
Military

previous apronyms beginning with F