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DIMWITDirector, Internal Mushroom Warehouse Irrigation Techniques Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations:Humorous Job Titles
DINNERDigestion Is Nice, Now Everyone's Replete Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
DINODown Is Not Out Sean Lamb, because dinosaurs always tend to be popular with the kids.
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
DIOMEDESDallies Inconclusively Over Maiden Eventually Duels Eavesdropping Soldier Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Troilus and Cressida
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Troilus and Cressida
DIOPHANTUSDecided Influence On Precise, Handwritten Algebraic Notation. Thought Unpositives Superfluous. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
DIPLODOCUSDiplodocus Is Plainly Large. One Dinosaur's Outrageous Corpulence Upsets Scientists. Sean Lamb, because dinosaurs always tend to be popular with the kids.
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
DIPLOMADegree Is Presented, Lots Of Merrymaking Activity. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education:Qualifications
DIPSYDancing Is Pleasant - So Youthful! Angela Brett, whose nieces love the TELETUBBIES.
Entertainment:TV shows
DIRTY"Doing It" Repeatedly - To Yourself! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
DISABILITYDoesn't Imply Stupidity... Affected Brain Isn't Limited In Thought, Y'know. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
DISAPPEARDid I See A Professional Performer Eliminate A Rabbit? Angela Brett
Entertainment
DISARMDetectives Insist Submachineguns Are Removed Masterfully Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military
DISASTERDo Infernos Stop After Several Tsunamis Enter Region? Angela Brett
Science
People & Relationships:Disaster
DISCDoes Injure Someone's Colon Jeff Anonymous
Computers:Do Not Eat
DISCIPLINEDutifully I Surrender Control - If Punishment Looms I'm Naughtily Excited Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
DISEASEDamn I'm Sick! Excruciating Aches & Soreness Everywhere Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
DISGUSTINGDirty Item, Smutty, Genuinely Ugly, Stomach Turning! It's Not Good! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
People & Relationships:Insults
DISHABILLEDressing In Slippers Hoping Any Body In Love Loves Eurythmics Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
DISHONORDisgraceful, In Shameful Habits Of Negative Options, Really! Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
DISHONOURDisgraceful In Shameful Habits Of Negative Options Used Regularly Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
DISKDigestus Interruptus - Slender Kilojoules. Steve Keate and Angela Brett (see DONGLE (3))
Computers:Do Not Eat
DISNEYLANDDynamic Imaginative Satisfaction, Notably Enchants Youthful Living Adventurer, Necessarily Delivers. Jan Morgan - Magical amusement park that delivers satisfaction to all who have a youthful heart
Places
Entertainment
DISORDERDisorganised Individual Should Occasionally Remove Dirt & Eject Rubbish TMcCO'G - parent to a teenager!
Assorted Nouns
DISTRICTDistinctly Irregular - Somewhere That Reaches Into Contiguous Townlands Tony McCoy O'Grady: a 'district' is usually a less than precisely defined region, whereas a townland is usually the smallest recognised area in local geography. A district usually comprises several townlands or parts of them.
Places
DITTODouble It, To This Opinion Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
DIVERSEDifferent, Indeed Varied, Entities Reach Separate Ends Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
DIVINGDribbling In Vulvas Incites Naked Girls Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Sports & Recreation
DIVINITYDelicious Item, Variety Is Nutty, Incredible Treat, Yummy Jan Morgan -- Yummy Candy
Food & Drink:Confectionery
DIVORCEDone Indulging Vows, Onto Rampant Copulation, Etc. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
DIVORCEDDepressed/Deceived/Dishonest Individual, Vows Obliterated, Restoring Conscious Effort, Denied Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
DJIBOUTIDesert Jutting Into Bay Ordains Unendurable Temperatures Internally. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
DMCADon't Make Cables Abroad It's not just DeCSS that US Customs doesn't want coming into the country. Check out http://www.cs.umn.edu/~mcmillen/dmca for another viewpoint. (DMCA usually stands for Digital Millennium Copyright Act)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
People & Relationships:Law & Order
DNADaddy Not Available DNA usually stands for Deoxyribonucleic Acid
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Science:Biology
People & Relationships:Family
DNSDotted Numbers Synonyms Angela Brett (DNS usually stands for Domain Name System)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
DOCHDefinite Open Contradiction (Handy!) Grace Francis
Science:Linguistics:German Words
DOCTORDispenser Of Cures, Taker Of Revenue. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Healthcare Occupations
DOCTORSDozens Of Competent Technicians Offer Remedial Skills Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Healthcare Occupations
DODGEDucking, Or Diving, Guarantees Evasion Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
DOEDeer - Oestrogen-Enhanced. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
DOGDull Organism. Growls. Steve Keate & Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
DOGGYDoberman's Obviously Gonna Get You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
DOGMADumping Old Girlfriend Mother Approved Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
DOGSDefinitely Odorous Greedy Sods Mary Carr
Science:Biology:Animals
DOH!Dimwitted Oafish Hick Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
DOLLARDoesn't Offer Love Life Any Rapture Rico Leffanta
Commerce:Money
DOLORESDinner Often Leads Onto Romantic Evening Siesta Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
DOLPHINDo Other Linuxes Pursue Human Interface Niceties? Sean Lamb (Dolphin was the code name for Mandrake Linux 9.0; Mandrake has been known as the "user-friendly" Linux)
Computers:Linux
Names:Code Names:Linux
DOMESTICDesignated Ordinary Maid Except Sometimes Transparently In Charge Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
DOMINICDirty Old Man Is Needing Intense Cleaning Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
DOMINICADensely Overgrown Moist Island, Nevertheless Its Chiefly Agricultural. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
DOMINIQUEDoes One's Memory Involve Nice Images, Questioned Until Explained Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
DONNADelivers Obnoxious Nuisance, Navigating Attacks Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
DONNYDelightful Orator Nicely Negotiates Yield Jan Morgan - gives forth his melodic voice to song
Names:First names:Male
DOODLEDo One's Own Drawing, Lacking Enthusiasm Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
DOORDon't Open On Route Steve Keate, referring to a car door.
Transport:Car Parts
DOORSDecently Organized Operating & Running Systems! Tony McCoy O'Grady, who asks "Why use windoze when you can use doors?"
Computers
DOPEDulls One's Personal Experience Angela Brett
Drugs
DORFDestination Of Rainbow Fizz Angela Brett, referring to the town in the book 'The Solitaire Mystery' by Jostein Gaarder
Art & Literature:Fictional Places
DORKDefinitely One Renowned Klutz Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Insults
DOTDisturbance Of Tint Angela Brett
Art & Literature
DOTDOTDOTDASHDASHDASHDOTDOTDOTDigital Operator Taps Distress Out To Direct Operations Towards Diverting All Shipping. Help During A Squall / Hurricane - Dispatch A Search Helicopter & Deploy Operative To Dangle Over Those Distressed Or Terrified Tony McCoy O'Grady, who protested that the SOS acronyms are not reexpansions of an existing acronym, nor is SOS a word as it is always pronounced as a series of three letters ESS-OH-ESS. Angela replied that it still is in the dictionary and has a meaning, so is eligible for expansion - and it's 'pronounced' ..._ _ _...
People & Relationships:Disaster
DOTESDaydreams Over Those Enchanting Smiles Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
DOUBTFULDubious Outcomes Usually Befall Thoughts Fetched Using Lunacy Kenny Roy
People & Relationships:Thoughts
DOUCHEDirt's Off Under Cascading Hot Effusion Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
DOUGHNUTDiet's Obstacle Unusually Great Hot Never Underestimate Taste! Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink
DOWSINGDirty Old Woman Seduced Innocent Nice Guy Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing, on virginity \=]
Names:Acronymists
DRAFTDeserters Resisted Armed Forces Training Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military
DRATINIDragon Rage And Twister: I'm Now Incapacitated Angela Brett (Dratini is Pokemon #147)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
DRAWBRIDGEDefeats Raiding Assailants When, By Retracting It, Defenders Generally Escape Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
DRAWINGDepicting Realistically A World Indicates Natural Genius Tony VanGogh O'Grady
Art & Literature
DREADSDaring Reality Envelops Annihilates Death! Saviour! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Emotions
People & Relationships:Death
DREAMSDaylight Reveals Everything's A Mind Show Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Thoughts
DRMDon't Rip Mp3s DRM = Digital Rights Management (Microsoft)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Entertainment:Music
DROLLDeadpan Response Of Little Lightheartedness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
DROUGHTDry Riverbed Or Unwatered Ground; Hard Terrain. Eric Bridgstock, after it was asked if anyone would like to acronymise DROUGHT during an acronym shortage.
Science:Meteorology
DROWSYDozily Reposed On Waking, Stretched, Yawned. Angela Brett
Main
DRUGDummy Route Under Ground Rico Leffanta
Drugs
DRUMDeafening Rolls Upset Mind Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
DRUMSDoing Rudiments Use Motor Skills Jason Wilcox
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
DRUNKDisgustingly, Rottenly Unconscious - Non Kinetic Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs
DSLDarned Speedy Link! Angela Brett, as an alternate expansion of the more common Digital Subscriber Line or Direct Satellite Link.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
DUBLINDon't Usually Build Like It Nowadays Angela Brett
Places:Towns & Cities
DUCKDive Under Cover, Kid Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
DUESDebtors Union Exorcising Sanity Rico Leffanta
Commerce
DUGTRIODigletts' Usual Grouping... Three Rolled Into One! Angela Brett (Dugtrio is Pokemon #51)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
DUKEDisappointingly Underemployed King's Elite Angela Brett, after Tony mentioned something about DUKEs and URLs.
Politics:Royalty
DUMB!Don't Underestimate My Bargains! Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
DUMPDisgusting, Unwholesome, Mucky Poop Patricia Rix, telling Tony that LADIES don't leave a dump.
Assorted Nouns
DUNCANDeath Unleashes Nemesis, Conspiracy And Nastiness Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Macbeth
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Macbeth
DUNCEDown Under Nobody Claims Employment Rico Leffanta
Education
DUNDEEDoes Unusual 'Nyms, Delightfully Entertaining Expansions Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
DUNNYDefinitely Undeniably Never Nice Youth Dunlakin @aol.com produced this through his charm honesty and demonic nature
Names:Acronymists
DUNTISHDon't Undertake Numeracy Tests If Severely Hungover Tony McCoy O'Grady (Duntish is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'Mentally incapacitated by severe hangover.')
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
DUPLEXDoubled-Up Property Layers Ensures Xclusion TMcCO'G
Places:Buildings
DUSKDawn's Undoing, Symmetry Kin. Angela Brett
Time
DUTCHDuo Usually Tries Currency Halving Angela Brett, referring to the idiom, 'go Dutch'
Commerce
DUTCHIEDoughy, Unctuous, Tasty Concoction Has Innovative Element Patricia Rix (not that many doughnuts have raisins)
Food & Drink
DVDDidn't Vomit -- Died! Steve Keate (see DONGLE (3))
Computers:Do Not Eat
DWARF/JOKERDistinctly Wary About Rainbow Fizz - Jeroboam Of Knowledge Eventually Ruins. Angela Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Solitaire Mystery
DYLANDied Young, Lump Attacked Neurons Angela Brett, referring to Steve's son.
Names:First names:Male
DYNAMITEDo You Need Any Massive Items To Explode? Angela Brett
Military:Weapons
DYNAMODoth Yield New And Much Output Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Electronics
DYNEDo You Need Energy? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
DYSLEXIADo You See Letters Extremely Xenotime In Appearance Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
DYSPEPSIADid Your Special Potluck Explode Perchance Soaking In Acid? Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
DYSPHASIADisturbs Your Speech Patterns - Has A Significant Impact, Apparently. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
DYSPROSIUMDo You Suppose People Realise Our Sillinesses Indicate Unsound Minds? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Science:Chemistry:Elements
DYSTOCIADelivering Your Sprog Takes Obstetric Care In Abundance Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
DZIGGETAIDeceives Zoologists, Is Generally Graded 'Equus', Though Ass Indubitably Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
DZODomestic Zoological Oddity Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
DZOMOSDomestic Zoological Oddity - Milk Offers Sustenance Tony McCoy O'Grady, as an extension of Angela's DZO.
Science:Biology:Animals
DZOSDoes Zigzags Over Slopes Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals

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