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APRONYMS (28)A Perfectly Reasonable Option? No, You Mangy Sonafabitch! Word Nerd This came to me as I was looking at NYMS today, my first visit to your site. Coming from a background in which I routinely read trials about blood pressure and heart-related issues, almost all of which have an apronym attached, this is something I've engaged in over lunch and coffee for years, as in: The "Bitch" Trial, i.e., Best Innovation to Control Hypertension, and so on. Thank you for giving creative outlet for my frustrations! :)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
CARL SAGANCausing Another Ridiculous Law Suit, Apple Grouses Astronomer's Nerve Sean Lamb (Carl Sagan was Apple's code name for the Powermac 7100/66; when Mr. Sagan learned of the code name creation, he sued to prevent it's use within Apple)
Names:Famous people
Names:Famous people
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
Names:Code Names:Apple
Names:Code Names:Apple
COLOSSIANSCult Offered Life Of Sure Salvation. Itinerant Apostle Nailed Slander. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
CORINTHIANSCorruption Observed. Renounce Impiety Now. Tolerating Heresy Is A Non-Starter. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
ECCLESIASTESEpistemological Cynicism Causes Literary Expert Some Irritation. A Sceptical Thinker Emerges Strongly Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
EPHESIANSEdited Pauline Handiwork Explains Spiritual Intentionality. All Need Salvation. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
EZEKIELExtremely Zealous Ecstatic Keenly Inveighs Exile Loudly. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
GALATIANSGazing Astrologers Listened, Awed, To Itinerant Apostle. Now Saved. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
HABAKKUKHow A Baleful Avenger Kills, Kiboshes Ungodly's Kin. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
HAGGAIHeaven Awaits. Glorify God. Arise, Israel! Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
JONAHJahweh Orders Ninevah A Harbinger. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
JUDEJoy Under Difficult Experiences Sue Johnson
Names:First names:Female
Names:First names:Female
LAMENTATIONSLines Acrostically Made Expressing National Tragedy. A Temple Is Overthrown, Nation Sundered. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
LATE EXTRALate Appearance: Tony's Evidently Erroneous - Xenon Triggered Researcher's Alertness Tony McCoy O'Grady, suggesting a title for THE ACRONYM TIMES issue which was delayed because, among other things, Angela wanted to put a 'tour' of chemical element acronyms on the website and realised that XENON was missing.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
LUCILLE LE SUEURLuck Usually Connects Idiot Lovers Legs Entwined Lurching Everywhere Somehow Underestimating Ecstasy's Usual Response Rico Leffanta (Lucille Le Sueur is better known as Joan Crawford)
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
MADE WITH A MACMacintosh At Doorstep - Euphoric Writer Is Terribly Happy. Apple Made A Customer. Jeff Anonymous, who got his 12.1" iBook (CD-ROM, vanilla except 256 MB RAM) this morning. This acronym was written in the Acronym Checker for OSX. However, due to configuration issues, it was submitted via Web.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
MICAHMorashtite's Imprecations Can Augur Heartbreak Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
NAHUMNinevah Assailed. Happiness Upon Me! Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
NEHEMIAHNew Era Heralded; Exiles Migrate; Israel At Home Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
OBADIAHOracular Bard Apocalyptically Denies Israel's Adversaries Hope. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
POMPrince Of Moaning Angela Brett (I have no opinions on the issue myself, but I've often heard people refer to 'whining poms')
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
SOSUMISound. Overtly Shagging Up Music Industry Tony McCoy O'Grady. The makers of the early Mac computers stated that they would never be used to make music. The name of the sound called "sosumi' translates as "so sue me". (see http://www.newtontalk.net/archive/newtontalk.2002-04/1425.html for more information)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Entertainment:Music
Entertainment:Music
People & Relationships:Law & Order
People & Relationships:Law & Order
UIFSAUltimatum Insures Families Secure Alimony Sean Lamb - UIFSA really stands for the Uniform Interstate Family Support Act, an act that will enable the state that issues the first support order to have jusrisdiction over the payor (sic) regardless of which state the payor resides in. I used 'Families' instead of 'Fathers' because there are quite a few deadbeat moms out there with the deadbeat dads (growing up with a father prosecuting child support cases taught me that lawbreaking is an 'equal opportunity employer').
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
People & Relationships:Law & Order
People & Relationships:Law & Order
People & Relationships:Family
People & Relationships:Family
ZECHARIAHZerubbabel Established, Crowned. Hope About Rightful Improvement At Hand. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
ZEPHANIAHZealous Eschatological Prophet Has A New Imprecation Against Hubris. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books