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APRONYMS BY STEVE KEATE
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beginning with
A		AMIGA
ANARU
APPLE COMPUTERS
5
beginning with
B		BAUD
BRASSIERE
BREAST
BREAST (2)
BUDDING
10
beginning with
C		CAPS
CAT (3)
CD
CELL SITE
CHAIR
CHEDS
CHIMERICAL
CHUNDER
CORD
CRAP
11
beginning with
D		DAMN
DISK
DOG
DOG (2)
DOG (4)
DOG (5)
DONGLE (3)
DOOR
DOPE (3)
DVD
DYLAN
1
beginning with
E		EVIL TWIN BROTHER
4
beginning with
F		FEMALE
FEMALES (2)
FEMALES (3)
FRIDGE
5
beginning with
G		GEEK (2)
GISBORNE
GNU
GNU (2)
GOURD
7
beginning with
H		HAND
HANDS
HEATER
HEWLETT-PACKARD
HOMER
HORNY
HYSTERICAL (2)
14
beginning with
I		IBM (2)
IBOOK (5)
IBOOK (8)
IMAC (5)
IMAC (6)
IMAC (7)
IMAC (9)
IMAC (10)
IMAC (11)
IMAC (12)
INCEST
INFATUATION
INSANELY GREAT MAC
INTEL
3
beginning with
J		JAGUAR (5)
JEALOUS
JOBS
1
beginning with
K		KEYBOARD (2)
7
beginning with
L		LAMP
LAMP (2)
LEGAL
LICE
LOVE (2)
LUST (4)
LUST (6)
19
beginning with
M		MAC
MAC (2)
MAC (3)
MAC OS (2)
MAC OS (3)
MALES (2)
MALES (3)
MALES (5)
MALES (6)
MARIJUANA
MENSA (3)
MENSA (4)
MICROSOFT (8)
MOA
MODEL (2)
MODEL (3)
MODEL (4)
MOTHERBOARD (3)
MYBOOK
3
beginning with
N		NO
NOSE
NOSE (2)
1
beginning with
O		ONANISM (2)
15
beginning with
P		PAINT
PAINT (2)
PC (6)
PC USER
PING
POLICE (2)
POLICE (4)
POLICE STATION
POOPHOLE
POPSICLE
POPSICLE (2)
POST
POT
POT (2)
POT (4)
6
beginning with
R		RACE (3)
RAPE
REVOLTING (3)
ROHYPNOL
ROHYPNOL (2)
ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING
26
beginning with
S		SAFARI (2)
SAFETY PHIRST
SCONE
SCREEN
SEX
SLUT (2)
SORBITOL
SOS
SOS (2)
SOS (3)
SOS (4)
SOS (5)
SOS (12)
SPAM (2)
SPAM (4)
SPAM (5)
SPAM (6)
SPARC
SPLEEN
STEVE
STEVE (2)
STEVE (4)
STEVE (6)
STEVE JOBS
STEVE WOZNIAK
SUICIDE
1
beginning with
U		USUAL WAY TO DO THINGS
6
beginning with
V		VAGINA (2)
VERSICHERUNG
VIAGRA
VIAGRA (3)
VOLVO
VOLVO (2)
4
beginning with
W		WAGE (3)
WAGE (4)
WEED
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