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G4Grasping 4 Hyper Unit
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
GAGurgling Annoyance Jeff Anonymous (in reference to the baby noise)
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
GABGrumble, Argue, Bicker Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Talking
GABBLEGarbage Articulated, 'Blah Blah...' Lacking Eloquence. Angela Brett, not long before checking her email and discovering she'd been beaten to first G acronym by Tony's GAB.
Communication:Talking
GABBYGirl Always Babbling By You Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
GADGETGot Ample Dough? Get Electronic Toys. Angela Brett
Science:Electronics
GAGGovernment Approved Giggle Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
GAILGirl Always In Love Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
GALATIANSGazing Astrologers Listened, Awed, To Itinerant Apostle. Now Saved. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
GALLEONSGreat Armada Lost Lives Entering One Nasty Storm Tony McCoy O'Grady (The Spanish Armada was defeated as much by the weather as by the British Navy)
Transport
History
GAMGreen And Mauve Angela Brett ('gam' is the collective noun for weasels, and the story which the h2g2 researchers are writing at http://www.h2g2.com/A255007 is plagued with mauve and sometimes green weasels.)
Art & Literature
GAMBLEGain A Million By Losing Empire Angela Brett
Entertainment
GAMBLINGGaming And Much Bet Laying - Income Newly Generated Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment
GAMEGenerally About Mass Entertainment Gavin Lambert, thinking mainly about sports games and the like rather than board games, but you could extend the parallel...
Sports & Recreation
Entertainment:Games
GAMERGathers Around Machines - Evading Reality Tony McCoy O'Gameboy
Computers:Games
GAMMAGreek Authors Mastered Minimalist Alphabet Tony McCoy O'Grady, commenting that there are only 24 characters in the Greek alphabet
Science:Linguistics
GAMUTSGirls Appraise Men Under The Sheets Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
GANDALFGreat Advisor Negates Death And Looses Fireworks Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
GANDERGiving A Nudge Dames Excitedly Reject Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
GANTGuess About Nebulous Timescales Jonathan Staniford (see GANTT)
Time
GANTTGraph Allocating Necessary Tasks & Timescales Angela Brett, after a workmate mistakenly referred to a Gantt chart as a 'GANT'. The Gantt chart is named after Charles Gantt, and is not an acronym.
Time
GANZGlossary: "All", Not Zero Grace Francis
Science:Linguistics:German Words
GAOLGirls Are Only Lads Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Places:Buildings
GAPGear's Awfully Pricey Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
GARDENGives All, Rainbow Delights, Entreats Natives Jan Morgan
Places
GARDENSGrass And Rosebeds Delight Everybody's Natural Senses TMcCO'G
Places
Science:Biology:Plants
GARFIELDGifted (Albeit Rotund) Feline, I Eat Lasagne Daily TMcCO'G
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
Names:Pet Names
GARLANDGreen And Red Leaves Are Nicely Decorative Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Plants
GARLICGarnish - A Renowned Love Inhibiting Condiment Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
GARMENTSGirls Adorn Runways, Modelling Elegant New Tweed Suits Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
GARRETTGaelic - Attention Riveted Regarding Everything That's There Angela Brett (the name Garrett comes from Gaelic and means 'To Watch')
Names:First names:Male
GARRULOUSGabbing About Random Rubbish, Usually Lots Of Useless Subjects Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
GARYGuy's Always Reinterrogating You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
GASGenerally Asphyxiating Substance Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry
GASBAGGroan... Another Speech By Al Gore. Angela Brett
Politics
GATEGrants Access To Everyone Angela Brett
Places
GAUDYGarish And Unusually Decadent - Yuck! Melanie Merswolke
Assorted Adjectives
GAUSSGot Answers Using Simultaneous Solutions Angela Brett, thinking of Gaussian elimination, a way of solving simultaneous equations. I didn't feel like acronymising the whole thing!
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
GAVINGood At Very Interesting 'Nyms Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
GAWAINGrail Adventurer, Was Arthur's Ideal Nephew. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
GAY Got Aids Yet? mark a.k.a. (dad)
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
Science:Biology:Healthcare
GAYSGenes Alter Your Sexuality? Angela Brett
Science:Biology
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
GEEKGathers Esoteric, Encyclopaedic Knowledge Angela Brett
Computers
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
GEEKYGo Electronic - Everyone Knows You Angela Brett
Computers
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
GEMINIGypsies Earn Money In Nonsense Industry Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Astrology
GENEALOGYGenerations Evoke New Excitement And Love Of Genealogy Yearnings Jan Morgan - Genealogy is the study of our heritage and finding our ancestors
People & Relationships:Family
GENERALGenerally Evinces Nothing Exceptional - Rarely A Livewire Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Ranks
GENERICGeneralised Extremely, Not Explicit... Really Inspecific Codswallop. Angela Brett, when Bern complained that her HERNIA was too generic. See also: INSPECIFIC
Assorted Adjectives
GENESISGenerating Everything, Nothing Excepted, Seventh Is Sabbath. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
GENGARGrimy Even Nauseating Ghoul Also Repulsive. Nevica the MAN. (Gengar is a purple, ugly, ghost pokemon #94)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
GENTSGreat Emergency - Need To Sh*t Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
GENUISGeeks Enabling Nottingham University's Information Systems Tony McCoy O'Grady (see UNITS)
Education:University of Nottingham School of Community Health Sciences IT Subgroup
GEOLOGYGeology Encapsulates One's Learning Of Gneiss Yields Sean Lamb
Science:Geology
GEOMETRYGolly, Elementary Orthogonal Matrices Excite These Randy Youths. Angela Brett, during a boring first-year algebra lecture.
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
Education:Slow Teaching
GEORGEGentleman, Eating Out, Rarely Gets Eel. Patricia Rix, describing her husband
Names:Acronymists
GEORGIAGradually Eased Off Russia's Grip Into Autonomy. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
GERADEGenuine Expression Reaffirming Apparent Dubious Exactness Grace Francis
Science:Linguistics:German Words
GERAINTGentle Errant Romantic, Arthurian Individual, Noble Traveller Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
GERALDGets Enchanted, Reading A Little Drama Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
GERMANYGreeted Eventual Reunification Magnificently After Numerous Years. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
GERTRUDEGenerates Enmity Realizing The Rogue Uncle's Despotic Ends Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Hamlet, Prince Of Denmark
GESTALTGenerality Exceeds (Somehow) The Analytically Logical Total Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science
GESTAPOGhastly Excess Shown To A People Overrun. Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
GETTYSBURGGained Edge To Triumph Yesterday's Situation/Slavery, Battled Union's Resolute Goal Jan Morgan
Places:Towns & Cities
History
GFOURGigaflops For Ordinary Users - Revolutionary! Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
GHOSTGhoul Heckling Our Sleep Time Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Death
GHOULSGive Hundreds Of Undead Life, Symbolically Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
GIFTGiven In Friendly Transaction Angela Brett
People & Relationships
GIGABYTESGosh, Information Galore! And Building Yearly... Terabytes Emerging Soon. Angela Brett
Computers
GIGGLEGreatly Inspired Gleeful Guffaw... Laughing Ebulliantly Angela Brett
Laughter
GIMLIGrotty Inbred Man (Little Incomplete) Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
GIMPGait Isn't Mighty Pretty Tony McCoy O'Hyphen
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
GINGreat, If Neat! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
GINGERGiving Individual Negotiates Great Encouragement Really Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
GINSENGGenerally Its Nice, Sexually Enhances Naughty Geriatrics Tony
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
GIRAFFEGigantic, If Ridiculous, Animal Feeds From Elevation Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
GIRLGenerally I Rather Like'm Tony McCoy O'Grady, obviously speaking for KEYBOARD as well. ;^)
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
GIRLSGiggly Items, Require Loving Sometimes Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
GIUSEPPEGoes In Usual Steps, Eventually Pacing People's Enjoyment Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
GIVEGift Is Vicariously Enjoyed Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
GLADIATORGory Life And Death In Arenae - Tale Of Rome Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
GLADYSGorgeous Lady Adores Doing You Soon! Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
GLANSGenital Lingo Associated Naughty Sexuality Kenny Roy
Science:Biology:Body Parts
GLASSGlossy 'Lucent Article, Secures Sustenance. Gavin Lambert ('lucent as in 'translucent')
Household Objects:Eating Utensils
GLASSELGood-Looking At Sea Side, Elsewhere Lacklustre. Angela Brett ('Glassel' is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'A seaside pebble which was shiny and interesting when wet, and which is now a lump of rock, which children nevertheless insist on filing their suitcases with after the holiday.
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
GLASSESGood-Looking Angela Sees Smallprint Extra Sharply. Angela Brett, who has perfect close-up sight.
Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories
GLENDOWERGenerally Legendary. Evinces No Deeds Of Wonder - Essentially Ranting! Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry IV
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry IV
GLITCHGood Lord! Imperfect Timing Causes Havoc! Angela Brett, after hearing about how delays in electricity flowing through logic gates can cause glitches in electronic circuits.
Science:Electronics
GLOBALGreen Lives Oblige Being Active Locally Tony McCoy O'Grady (A slogan of the Green Party is 'Think Globally, Act Locally')
Politics
GLORYGod's Love Often Revives You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
GLOSSGain Little Off Shiny Surface Tony McCoy O'Grady, who, after reading PAINT, said 'Now, I'm all in favour of warning people of things which are inedible but I am unconvinced that paint (in all its guises) is inedible so, on the assumption that either it is bad for one, or good for one, I've devised a dual system of acronyms....'
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
GLOUCESTERGreat Lord's Obsequies Unleash Civil Enmity & Strife That Engulf Realm Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to Shakespeare's King Henry VI
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry VI
GMGarbage Motors Rob s
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Transport:Car Makes & Models
GNATGrand Natural After Taste Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)

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