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APRONYMS BY TONY MCCOY O'GRADY
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DODGEDucking, Or Diving, Guarantees Evasion Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
DOGGYDoberman's Obviously Gonna Get You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
DOH!Dimwitted Oafish Hick Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
DOMINICDirty Old Man Is Needing Intense Cleaning Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
DOMINICADensely Overgrown Moist Island, Nevertheless Its Chiefly Agricultural. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
DOORSDecently Organized Operating & Running Systems! Tony McCoy O'Grady, who asks "Why use windoze when you can use doors?"
Computers
DORKDefinitely One Renowned Klutz Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Insults
DOTDOTDOTDASHDASHDASHDOTDOTDOTDigital Operator Taps Distress Out To Direct Operations Towards Diverting All Shipping. Help During A Squall / Hurricane - Dispatch A Search Helicopter & Deploy Operative To Dangle Over Those Distressed Or Terrified Tony McCoy O'Grady, who protested that the SOS acronyms are not reexpansions of an existing acronym, nor is SOS a word as it is always pronounced as a series of three letters ESS-OH-ESS. Angela replied that it still is in the dictionary and has a meaning, so is eligible for expansion - and it's 'pronounced' ..._ _ _...
People & Relationships:Disaster
DOTESDaydreams Over Those Enchanting Smiles Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
DRAFTDeserters Resisted Armed Forces Training Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military
DRAWBRIDGEDefeats Raiding Assailants When, By Retracting It, Defenders Generally Escape Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
DROLLDeadpan Response Of Little Lightheartedness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
DRUNKDisgustingly, Rottenly Unconscious - Non Kinetic Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs
DUCKDive Under Cover, Kid Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
DUNCANDeath Unleashes Nemesis, Conspiracy And Nastiness Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Macbeth
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Macbeth
DUNDEEDoes Unusual 'Nyms, Delightfully Entertaining Expansions Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
DUNTISHDon't Undertake Numeracy Tests If Severely Hungover Tony McCoy O'Grady (Duntish is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'Mentally incapacitated by severe hangover.')
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
DYNAMODoth Yield New And Much Output Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Electronics
DYNEDo You Need Energy? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
DYSLEXIADo You See Letters Extremely Xenotime In Appearance Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
DYSPROSIUMDo You Suppose People Realise Our Sillinesses Indicate Unsound Minds? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Science:Chemistry:Elements
DZIGGETAIDeceives Zoologists, Is Generally Graded 'Equus', Though Ass Indubitably Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
DZOMOSDomestic Zoological Oddity - Milk Offers Sustenance Tony McCoy O'Grady, as an extension of Angela's DZO.
Science:Biology:Animals
DZOSDoes Zigzags Over Slopes Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
EACHExpressly 'All', Considered Holistically Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay
EAGLEEnjoy A Great Lofty Eyrie Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
EARTHExecutes Annual Revolution Through Heavens Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy:Planets
EASTEvidently A Sunrise Thing Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Positions & Directions
EASTEREggs Are Symbols That Evoke Regeneration Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Special Occasions:Easter
ECSTASYExtremely Challanging Sexual Technique Always Satisfies You Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Emotions
ECUADOREquatorial Country Up Andes Densely Overgrown Rainforest. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
EDGAREdmund's Death Generates A Revelation Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's (The Tragedy of) King Lear
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:(The Tragedy Of) King Lear
EDMUNDExceptionally 'Dark' - Morally Uncertain - No Dimwit Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's (The Tragedy of) King Lear
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:(The Tragedy Of) King Lear
EDUCATEEveryone Duly Undergoes Curricularly Arranged Teaching Experience Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
EDUCATIONEverybody Deserves University Courses & Access To Institutions Of Nowledge. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
EGGNOGEvery Glass Gives Nuance Of Grog Tony McCoy O'Grady - Many recipes for eggnog contain varying amounts of alcohol, some have very little.
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
EGGSHELLEndless Gastric Gripes - Someone Has Evidently Lapped Litres Tony McCoy O'Grady (see GLOSS)
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
EGYPTEventually Got Your Pyramids Triangulated Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
EI+EI+OExplain It + Expand It + Observe Tony McCoy O'Grady, wondering why the (imaginary and irrational) rule saying that IF YOU PUT A WORD IN CAPS YOU MUST ACRONYMISE IT is rule ei+ei+0 of the Acronymists' Charter.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
EINSTEINIUMExcluded In Nature, Since Thermonuclear Explosions It's Now Introduced Unto Mankind. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
ELDERLYEnduring Life's Duresses - Every Relation Loves You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Age
ELEPHANTExtremely Large, Extremely Ponderous, Has A Nice Trunk Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
ELFEnergetic Little Fellow Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Mythical Creatures
EMACSEducational Machinery And Classroom Software Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
E-MAILEmitting Messages Along Internet "Lines" Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Internet
EMILIAEvil Males' Intriguing Loathed In Abundance Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Othello
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Othello
EMILYExceptional Maid Is Lusciously Youthful Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Female
EMOTICONSEach Message On The Internet Contains Our Nonsensical Shapes Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Internet
EMPLOYMENTExpenses Much Padded? Look Out - Your Monthly Emolument Needs Tackling Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce
EMULSIONEach Meal Using Liquid Suspension Isn't Overly Nutritious Tony McCoy O'Grady (see GLOSS)
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
ENABLEREver Noticed Addiction, But Let Everything Remain? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs
People & Relationships
ENAMELExpect No Appetising Meals Eating Lacquer Tony McCoy O'Grady (see GLOSS)
Food & Drink:Home(-cooked) Improvement:Paint
ENDEARMENTEveryone Needs Devotion Expressed Aloud. Romantic Men Emote Needful Twitterings Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
END-TO-ENDExtremeties Neatly Dovetailed Together, One Ensures Neat 'Dressing' Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
ENGINEERINGEdifices Need Great Ingenuity Nowadays. Elegant Erections Require Innate Native Genius Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science
Places:Buildings
ENGLANDEuropeans? Not Generally, Louts Arouse National Dislike Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
ENHANCEExperts Now Have Added Newly Coloured Elements Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
EPHEMERALEverything Passes Hurriedly, Especially Mayflies - Earth's Rotation's A Lifetime. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
EPIPHANYExternal Presentation - It Possibly Happened Around New Year Tony McCoy O'Grady - The Christian celebration of "The Epiphany" recalls the visit of 'The Magi' to the new-born Saviour - His first presentaiton to non-Jewish people, it is celebrated on January 6th
Religion
Time:Special Occasions
EPISTLEEveryday Post Is Slow! This Letter's Electronic. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Internet
ERICExact Retribution In Coinage Tony McCoy O'Grady (Crossworders will know that an 'eric' was a fine payable by a murderer to the family of the victim)
People & Relationships:Law & Order
ERNIEEverybody Regularly Needs Income Enhancement Tony McCoy O'Grady. - ERNIE is the name of the computer which picks (picked?) winning Prize Bonds in the UK. it stood for Electronic Random Number Indicator Equipment
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Commerce:Money
ESCOFFIEREspecially Successful Chef Offered French Food In European Restaurants Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Chefs
ESTHEREvidently She Treated Her Existence Religiously Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
ESTONIAEventually Soviets Thrown Out, National Independence Attained. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
ETHIOPIAEnduring The Heat Is Onerous, Poverty Is Apparent. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
EVANGELISTExpounds (Vehemently) A New Gospel, Explaining Life In Sacred Terms Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Religious Occupations
EVOLVEDEvolving View On Life Verily Excited Darwin Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
EXCALIBUREminent Xemplary Claymore, Arthur Lifted It, But Ultimately Returned Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
FAFalsetto's Aria Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music
FABFantastic And Brilliant Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
FABRICFashion Artists Become Rich 'In' Clothing Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric
FACADESFrontal Aspects Create A Desirable & Esteemed Streetscape Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings
FAILS'Flocci...' Acronym Is Laudable Subject! Tony McCoy O'Grady, responding to Jeff's THEORY with 'As I am not my own son, this idea - like many things - works fine in theory but fails in practice.' Jeff had promised to acronymise floccinaucinihilipilification if his THEORY were correct.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
FAITHFeeling As If There's Heaven Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
Names:First names:Female
FAKEForgeries Are Kinda Expensive Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order
FALSTAFFFriendly And Loyal Supporter, Though A Fat Fool Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry IV
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry IV
FANTASTICFelt About Near To A Seizure. This Is Comical. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
FASTFleet And Speedy Travel Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
FAXForward A Xerograph Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Electronics
Communication
FEBRUARYFrosty, Exceptionally Blustery, Rainy Usually, After Recent Yuletide Tony McCoy O'Grady, who lives in the northern hemisphere.
Time:Months
FEDERATIONFrom Each's Democracy, Eventually Regions Are Turning Into One Nation Tony McCoy O'Grady - looking at the (likely) distant future of the EU
Politics
FEMININEFrail Entity Making Idiotic Noises In Nefarious Environment Tony McCoy O'Grady, while looking for MacGirl's faults, alleges that 'girls just squeak and squeal when faced with danger!' Not MacGirl, no... MacGirl is brave, MacGirl is fearless. MacGirl is... eek, is that a (three button) mouse over there? Heeelp!
MacGirl & KeyBoard
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
FENTONForest Escapade's Neat Trick, Organizing Nuptials Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Merry Wives of Windsor
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Merry Wives of Windsor
FERRETFurry Entity Rootles Rabbits & Eats Them Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
FESTEFool Enters Singing Three Elegies Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Twelfth Night
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Twelfth Night
FETISHFinding Eroticism Through Item's Strange Hold Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
FIANCEFellow Is Apparenly Now Classified "Engaged" Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
FIATFascist Is A Tyrant Tony McCoy O'Grady - "fiat" is Latin for "let it be done" and means a formal or solemn command (Star-Trek-speak is "make it so"!)
Science:Linguistics
Communication
FIBERFood Is Best Eaten Raw Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
FICTIONFancy Is Creatively Treated In Original Novel Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature
FIFEFingering Is Fairly Elaborate Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
FIFTEENFifteen Is Five Threes - Especially Endearing Number Tony McCoy O'Grady, saying that his son is fifteen.
Time:Age
FIFTYFair In Face, Though Yellowed! Tony McCoy O'Grady, on his 50th birthday.
Time:Age
FIJIFelicitous, Inspirational, Joyful Islands Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
FINGERNAILSFlexibility Is No Good - Enamelled (Red?) Nails Assist If Loosening Screws Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
FINGERPRINTSForensic Investigators Now Get Enhanced Results, Putting Rogue Individuals Near 'The Scene' Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order
FINGERSFidgeting Indexes Negotiating Gently Enter Responses Slowly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
FINICKYFastidiousness Isn't Nice - It Could Kill You Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
FINLANDFar Into Northern Latitudes Amongst Neverending Darkness Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
FIREFIGHTERFellow In Red Engine, Frequenly Involved Getting Hoses To Extinguish Roasters Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
FIREMENFlame Is Rising - Emergency Manpower Evidently Needed Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
People & Relationships:Disaster
FISHFins In Saline Habitat Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
FISHLUREFeathers Intertwined Should Help Land Uniquely Rare Exhibit Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
FLACCIDFloppy, Limp And Collapsed, Cock Is Dangling! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
FLATTERERFalse & Lying Adulation Tends To Elicit Reponses Exposing Reprehensiblity Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
FLAVIUSFaithful, Loyal And Valued (If Unsung) Servant Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Timon of Athens
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Timon of Athens
FLAWLESSFabulous Looking, And Without Little Errors - Simply Stunning Tony McCoy O'Grady - who knows the feeling :-)
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
FLECKFewer Lines Equals Conserved Kilobytes Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers
FLEDField's Left Empty/ Deserted Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
FLORENCEFish Lover Often Relishes Eating Nouvelle Cuisine Entrees Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:You Are What You Eat
FLORIZELFleeing Lord's Opposition, Romance Inspires Zesty Eloping Lovers Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Winter's Tale
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Winter's Tale
FLOURINEFrequently Liquified On Unclean Reservoirs. It Nourishes Enamel. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
FLUTESFingerwork Looking Uncomfortable, These Emit Sounds Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
FMFunky Music Tony McCoy O'Grady
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Entertainment:Music
FOL-DE-LOLFell Over Laughing - Developed Emphysema Laughing Out Loud Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
FOOTFrequently, One Of Three Tony McCoy O'Grady (The foot is usually overshadowed by the Yard, which is three foot long)
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
FORDSFor Overcrossing Rivers During Spates Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
Places:Waterways
FOREIGNERFrom Overseas, Residents Enraged If Growing Numbers Engender Resentments Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
FORTRESSFamily Of Ruler Took Refuge, Escaping Shooting Soldiers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military
Places:Buildings
FORUMSFriends Overseas Regularly Use Message Service. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Acronyms Forums
FRANCEFrequently Reckoned As Narcissistic, Chauvinist Europeans Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
FRANCHISEFellow Runs A New Company Having Invested Serious Equity Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce
FRASIERFairly Risible American Series Is Exceptionally Ridiculous Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:TV shows
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
FREEZEFreshly Reaped Edibles Emit Zero Energy` Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
Science:Physics
FRIENDSFractious Relatonships In Endless Newyork Drama Series. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:TV shows
FRINGFilament's Rattled - It's Not Glowing Tony McCoy O'Grady (Fring is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'The noise made by light bulb which has just shone its last.')
Assorted Nouns:Noises
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
FRISBEEFlung Regularly In Sport, Breeze Extends Elevation Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation
FROZENFully Rigid, Obviously Zero Energy Needed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Physics
FRUSTRATEDFeeling Really Unable, Somehow, To Relate All The Embarrassing Details Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
FUNFor Unrestrained Novelty Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
FUNDINGFinancially Unstable, New Donor's Investment Now Glimpsed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce:Money
FUNGIFoodies Usually Never Gobble Indiscriminately Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
FUZZYFelt Unduly Zig-Zaggy Yesterday Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
GABGrumble, Argue, Bicker Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Talking
GAGGovernment Approved Giggle Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
GALLEONSGreat Armada Lost Lives Entering One Nasty Storm Tony McCoy O'Grady (The Spanish Armada was defeated as much by the weather as by the British Navy)
Transport
History
GAMBLINGGaming And Much Bet Laying - Income Newly Generated Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment
GAMMAGreek Authors Mastered Minimalist Alphabet Tony McCoy O'Grady, commenting that there are only 24 characters in the Greek alphabet
Science:Linguistics
GAPGear's Awfully Pricey Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
GARLANDGreen And Red Leaves Are Nicely Decorative Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Plants
GARLICGarnish - A Renowned Love Inhibiting Condiment Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
GARMENTSGirls Adorn Runways, Modelling Elegant New Tweed Suits Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing
GARYGuy's Always Reinterrogating You Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
GASGenerally Asphyxiating Substance Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry
GAVINGood At Very Interesting 'Nyms Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists

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