| BISHOP (2) | Busy Individual, Sacrificing His Own Priorities |
Jan Morgan
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| BISHOP (3) | Busy Individual, Services Host Of People |
Jan Morgan
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| ELDER | Eager Lad Discoursing Edifying Religion |
Jan Morgan
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| ELDER (2) | Eager Lad, Doctrines Explained Religiously |
Jan Morgan
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| EVANGELIST | Expounds (Vehemently) A New Gospel, Explaining Life In Sacred Terms |
Tony McCoy O'Grady
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| EVANGELIST (2) | Evil Villains, Admit Now: God Eternal Loves Incinerating Sinning Traitors/Terrorists/Trekkies/Tombrobbers/Townsfolk/Turtlepoachers/Thieves |
Jeff Anonymous, adding: something a mad Johnathan Edwards-like evangelist might say
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| FIRST PRESIDENCY | Faithful Individuals Reverence Saviors Truth, Persons Responsible Entirely, Service Is Delegated, Examples Nobly Counsels You |
Jan Morgan -- what the head men of the LDS Church are called
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| GURU | Genius Usually Reveals 'Unknowable' |
Tony McCoy O'Grady
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| HOME TEACHERS | Habit Of Men Enabled To Educate All, Church Harmony Emphasized Readily Significant |
Jan Morgan - someone who comes by church members homes to see how you are doing
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| HOME TEACHERS (2) | House Of Many, Environment. Timely Enlightened Appointment, Checking How's Everyone, Responsibility Significant |
Jan Morgan -- someone who comes by church members homes to see how you are doing
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| MAN OF GOD | Maybe Advocating Nice Old-Fashioned Goodwill, Or Deprivation. |
Angela Brett
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| MONK | Monastic Orations, Numerous Kyries |
Tony McCoy O'Grady
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| NUN | Not Usually Naughty |
Tony McCoy O'Grady
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| NUNS | Never Use Nasty 'Spletives |
Tony McCoy O'Grady
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| POPE | Prelate Other Prelates Elected |
Tony McCoy O'Grady
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| POPE (2) | Pastoral Official Pretending Euphoria |
Mary Carr
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| PRIEST | Parish's Religious Individual Espouses Sacred Teachings. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady
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| PRIEST (2) | Person Regarding Infinite Eternity "Summer Time" |
Rico Leffanta
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| PRIEST (3) | Proclaims Religion In Each Sabbath Teaching |
Angela Brett
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| PRIESTHOOD | Patriarchal Religious Improvement Essential Submission To Holy One Of Divinity |
Jan Morgan
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| PROPHET | Prayerfully Religious, Offering Precepts, Happiness. Eternal Teacher |
Jan Morgan
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| RABBI | Rebellious Arab Brazenly Blessing Israel |
Rico Leffanta, after reading DNA analysis concludes Jews and Palestinians are genetic brothers.
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| SISTERS (2) | Sisters In Service, Teaching Eternal Redeemer's Salvation |
Jan Morgan -- female Missionaries
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| SISTERS (3) | Sisters In Service, Teaching Evidence, Reality, Salvation |
Jan Morgan
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| STAKE PRESIDENT | Screens Temptations And Keeps Empathy. Person Responsible Entirely, Service Is Delegated, Even Negotiates Trials |
Jan Morgan -- Step Above Bishop
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| VISITING TEACHERS | Vital Intuitive Sisters Invited To Initiate News Goes To Effeminate, Attentively Caring Home Environment Recommended Significantly |
Jan Morgan -- Someone who comes by church members' homes to see how the lady of the house is doing
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| VISITING TEACHERS (2) | Vital Intuitive Sisters Invited To Initiate News Gets Timely Enlightened Appointment Checking How's Effeminate Responsibilty Significant |
Jan Morgan - Someone who comes by church member's home to see how the lady of the house is doing
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