| ACHILLES | Arrogant Champion - He Is Lottery Loser - Ending Sulks | Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Troilus and Cressida 
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                | AGAMEMNON | A Greek Aggressor Making Empty (Mainly Noble Oratory) Noises | Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Troilus and Cressida 
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                | CRESSIDA | Calchos Requests Exchange - Suddenly She Is Diomedes's Admirer | Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Troilus and Cressida 
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                | DIOMEDES | Dallies Inconclusively Over Maiden Eventually Duels Eavesdropping Soldier | Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Troilus and Cressida 
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                | HECTOR | Helen's Evidently Caused Trouble - Opinion? Return! | Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Troilus and Cressida 
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                | THERSITES | Thinks Harlot Essentially Responsible, She Initiated The Entire Siege | Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Troilus and Cressida 
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