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APRONYMS BY ROGER WILLIAMS
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0% ADAM AND EVE (2)Apple Devoured. Absurd Mistake - Attempting Nugatory Deception. Edict: Vacate Eden! Roger Williams
Names
Religion
100% AIRAllows Instant Resuscitation. Roger Williams
Science:Chemistry
Science:Biology
0% ALASKA (3)Audacious Lawlessness Allowed Spurious Klondike Acquisitions Roger Williams
Places:States & Regions
History
0% ALPHABET (3)All Letters Placed Here; Altered By Enthusiastic Testers Roger Williams
Science:Linguistics
0% APE (3)Actually Practically Extinct. Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Animals
0% APPLE (5)Adam -- Please Partake. Love, Eve Roger Williams
Religion
0% APPLE (6)A Perfect Present for Loved Educators. Roger Williams
Food & Drink
Education
0% APPLE (7)Appleseed's Planting Produced Lavish Edibles. Roger Williams
Food & Drink
0% APPLE (8)Actual Plant Product Linked to Eden Roger Williams
Religion
Food & Drink
0% APPLE (9)A Physician's Prescription; Let's Enjoy! Roger Williams
Food & Drink
0% APPLE PIE"American" Pie Pleases Lots! Every Piece Is Eaten! Roger Williams
Food & Drink
0% APRIL (3)As Predicted, Rain Is Likely! Roger Williams
Time:Months
0% APRONYMS (37)A Person Rephrases One Noun Yet Makes Several Roger Williams
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
0% AS FAR AS I KNOWAssuming Some Facts And Researching Available Supplied Information, Knowledge is Now Offered Warily. Roger Williams
Assorted Phrases
0% AS YOU SOW SO SHALL YOU REAPA Simple Yardstick One Uses Showing One's Weaknesses, Strengths Or Successes Has Always Lauded Labor. Yes, One's Undertakings Return Exactly As Predicted. Roger Williams
Assorted Phrases:Sayings
0% AUTOMOBILE (3)A Useful Tool Often Making Our Busy, Involved Life Easier. Roger Williams
Transport
0% BANK (2)Bonds And Notes Kept. Roger Williams
Commerce:Money
0% BANK (3)Bounce Another Nineball Keenly. Roger Williams
Sports & Recreation
0% BAR (6)Bottles Available Readily. Roger Williams
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
0% BEE (2)Busy Entomological Entity Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Insects
0% BEHIND THE EIGHT BALLBalefully, Everything He'd Invested Never Developed. Then He Erringly Engaged In Gambling; He Then Borrowed Awfully Large Loans. Roger Williams
Assorted Phrases
Commerce
0% BEWARE OF DOGBelieve Exhortations! Woofs And Roars Echo Over Fence. Don't Open Gate! Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Animals
100% BITBrief, Insignificant Time Roger Williams
Time
100% BLACKSTONEBritish Lawyer Authored "Commentaries", Keenly Saving Tomes Of Notable Expoundings. Roger Williams
Names:Famous people
People & Relationships:Law & Order
0% BOMB (2)Bungled Once More Bigtime! Roger Williams
Military:Weapons
100% BOWLINGBalls Occupy Waxed Lanes, Ideally; Not Gutters. Roger Williams
Sports & Recreation
100% BRIBEBig Remittance Is Brash Enough Roger Williams
Commerce
100% BRONCOBucks Riders Off! None Can Outlast. Roger Williams
Sports & Recreation
100% BULLYBrute; Usually Likes Lambasting You Roger Williams
People & Relationships
0% CALENDAR (2)Creation Actually Lists Every "Next Day". Annually Replaced. Roger Williams
Time
0% CAMERA (2)Can A Machine Easily Record Activities? Roger Williams
Science:Electronics
0% CANOE (2)Can A Novice Overturn Easily? Roger Williams
Transport
Sports & Recreation
100% CARRIONCarcasses Are Ripe & Rotting; It's One Nightmare! Roger Williams
Science:Biology
People & Relationships:Death
0% CASH (5)Could A Safe Help? Roger Williams
Commerce:Money
91% CHALLENGERChrista Had A Life; Lost in Explosion. National Grief Eternally Remains. Roger Williams
Science:Astronomy
Transport
History
0% CHEF (20)Cooking Helps Express Feelings. Roger Williams
Food & Drink:Chefs
0% CIDER (2)Certainly It's Delicious & Extremely Refreshing. Roger Williams
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
0% CIGARETTES (2)Cancer? I Guess A Reason Exists Tipping The Evidentiary Scales. Roger Williams
Drugs:Tobacco
0% COCA COLA (2)Come One, Come All! Consume Our Libations Always Roger Williams
Food & Drink:Drinks
100% COLESLAWCabbage Only Looks Edible: Shredded Leaves Are Worthless. Roger Williams
Food & Drink
100% COLLECTIONSCommon Objects, Layout Lovingly Established, Changing Them Into Objects Now Significant. Roger Williams
Household Objects
0% CONGRESS (3)Come On! No Group Really Enacts Such Sh*t Roger Williams
Politics
100% CRAPSCould Roll A Pass... Seven! Roger Williams
Entertainment:Games
0% CRAPS (2)Could Roll A Pair of Sixes Roger Williams
Entertainment:Games
0% CREDIT CARD (2)Careless Repeated Extravagence Deepens Interest. That's Clearly A Real Debt! Roger Williams
Commerce:Money
100% DAYDawn Arrives, Yes! Roger Williams
Time
100% DESERTDry Earth; Seldom Ever Rains There. Roger Williams
Places
100% DIGDelve Into Ground Roger Williams
Assorted Verbs
0% DOG (6)Disgusting Old Growler Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Animals
100% EBAYExcellent Buys Available! Yesterday! Roger Williams
Computers:Internet
Commerce
100% ERUDITEExtensive Reading Usually Develops Intellectual Talent Effectively. Roger Williams
Education
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
0% FACT (2)Found Absolute, Concrete Truth Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Thoughts
100% FANForces Air Nearer. Roger Williams
Household Objects
0% FARLEY MOWATFrozen Arctic Realms Lured Enterprising Young Man; Observed Wolves' Actions Thoroughly. Roger Williams
Art & Literature:Writers
100% FOGFloating Otherworldly Gas Roger Williams
Science:Meteorology
0% FOREST (3)Furthering Our Review Everyone Sees Trees. Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
100% FORTForearmed Outpost Repels Tresspassers. Roger Williams
Military
Places:Buildings
0% GENESIS (2)God's Early News: Existence Started In Seven Roger Williams
Religion:Bible books
0% GEORGE WASHINGTON (2)George Eventually Overthrew "Royal George". Everyone Wanted A Similar Hierarchy In National Government. "That's Over! Nevermore!" Roger Williams -- George Washington was highly instrumental in the success of the American Revolution. After victory, he was hailed as 'King George' and refused the title.
Names:Famous people:Politicians
History
0% GOLD (3)Glittering Ore Lures Diggers. Roger Williams
Science:Chemistry:Elements
0% GOLF (4)Green Overshot; Loudly, "Fore!" Roger Williams
Sports & Recreation
100% GROKGenuine Revelations Of Knowledge Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Thoughts
0% GROOM (2)Guy Rejoices Over Only Mate Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
0% GUARD DOGGet Up And Run... Dogs Don't Only Growl! Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Animals
0% HALL OF FAME (4)Happy Arrival! Lotsa Luck On Fending off Future Apronymists' Meticulous Encroachments. Roger Williams, on achieving tenth-equal placing on the Apronyms HALL OF FAME.
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Page Titles
100% HANGOVERHow Agonizing! Not Good! Oh, Vengeful Elixir Residue! Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
0% HOW NOW BROWN COWHere's One Writing Naming Our Wonderful Bovine Representive. Ours Was Named Clara. Oh, Wow! Roger Williams
Assorted Phrases
0% HUSSEIN (2)Holes Used Secretly; Still, Eventually, It's Noticed. Roger Williams
Names:Famous people:Politicians
0% ILL (2)Is Laid Low Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
0% INDIA (2)Is New Delhi In Asia? Roger Williams
Places:Countries
0% IVY (3)In Vacant Yards Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Plants
100% JAILJust Another Inmate Lodging. Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Places:Buildings
0% JAPAN (3)Just A Powerful Asian Nation. Roger Williams
Places:Countries
0% JOSHUA (2)Jericho Once Stood; Horns, Unified, Attacked. Roger Williams
Religion:Bible books
100% JUJUJaded Unbelievers; Jinxes Unleashed! Roger Williams
Religion
80% KITEKey Is Tied to End Roger Williams - referencing the lightning experiment of Ben Franklin.
Science:Physics
History
0% LENS (2)Lets Eyes Now See Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Body Parts
Science:Physics

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