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| 100% | ANUS | Arsehole's Not Unusually Smelly | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | ANUS (2) | A Not Uncommon Sphincter | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | AORTA | Aimed Outward, Replenishing The Ateries | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | ARM | A Reaching Mechanism | 
                Angela Brett and Peter Coxhead | 
| 100% | ASS | Ample Sized Situpon | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 0% | ASS* | inAdequately Strong Sphincter | 
                Angela Brett, when KEYBOARD explained that he couldn't control-P  very well and she said to get off his ASS and type control-P. MacGirl & KeyBoard  | 
| 100% | BABY'S BRAIN | Begining At Birth You Saw, Behaved, Reasoned, Adapted, Interpreted Naturally! | 
                Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Your site has engaged my mind far above all the others combined!  I suppose that being a MATH WIZ (I need to APRONYMIZE that!), with a strange sense-of-humor makes your site so appealing to what has been a longing in me since I started with a BABY'S BRAIN! | 
| 91% | BABY'S BRAIN (2) | Birthday!: A Beginning for Your Seeing, Behaving, Reasoning, Adapting, Interpreting Naturally! | 
                Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.  Variation of BABY'S BRAIN, with attempt to start with punch! | 
| 100% | BALCONY | Breasts Arranged Lovingly Concealing Only Nipples Yearning | 
                Rico Leffanta | 
| 100% | BALD SPOT | Began Aging, Lost Dulled Strands - Particularly On Top. | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | BEARD | Bushy Entanglement After Razor's Ditched | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 85% | BELLYBUTTON | Babyhood External Lifesupport Left You (with) Beginning of Umbilical Tube, Tied Off Neonatally. | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 86% | BIG BUM | Buttocks of Immense Gravity Belittling Usual Measurements | 
                Angela Brett, after 'BIG BUM' had been used many times to illustrate a point concerning this stack. | 
| 0% | BIG BUM (2) | Being Immensely Gargantuan, (I) Bother Underwear Manufacturers | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | BLADDER | Bilious Liquids Are Deposited Daily, Easily Released | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | BLOOD | Bleeding Leaks Of Ordinary Droplets | 
                Jan Morgan | 
| 100% | BONE CARVING | Brush On Nature's Every Canvas, And Recycle Vertebrae Into Neverending Gift | 
                Angela Brett Art & Literature  | 
| 100% | BONES | Broken Ones Need Elevation & Support | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 83% | BONES (2) | Big Osseous Neoliths Explained by Scientists | 
                Sean Lamb Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs  | 
| 100% | BOOB | Bounces Out Of Bra | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | BOTTOM | Big Orifices Treat Tons Of Merde! | 
                Mary Carr/Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | BOWEL | Back Off... Wind Emission Likely. | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | BOWELS | Bottom Often Will Evacuate Liquids & Solids | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 83% | BRAIN | Biological Reckoner - Array of Interconnected Neurons. | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | BRAIN (2) | Biologic Reasoning Apparatus; Intelligence's Nest | 
                Gavin Lambert | 
| 100% | BREAST | Beautiful, Round, Entertaining, Appetising, Supple, Tittilating. | 
                Matthew Oram and Steve Keate | 
| 100% | BREAST (2) | Becomes Really Erect After Some Tweaking | 
                Matthew Oram and Steve Keate | 
| 100% | BREASTS | Babies Rarely Ever Attempt Suckling Two Simultaneously! | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | BREASTS (2) | Blondes Request Expensive And Sometimes Troublesome Sugery. | 
                Angela Brett People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene  | 
| 100% | BREASTS (3) | Beautifully Rounded, Extremely Arousing, Sometimes Terribly Sensitive | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | BUDDING | Breasts Usually Do Develop In Nubile Girls | 
                Steve Keate | 
| 100% | BUM | Below Underwear, Marginally | 
                Matthew Oram | 
| 100% | CHAP (2) | *Cough* Huh? Adorable Penis?! | 
                Angela Brett, in response to CHAP, since penises aren't adorable. (CHAP sure gives a different slant on Chap Stick though.) | 
| 100% | CHIN | Clip Hair If Necessary | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | CLITORIS | Cute Lump Is Tickled Often - Result: Intense Sensations | 
                TMcCO'G People & Relationships:Love & Lust  | 
| 100% | CORPUS CALLOSUM | Cerebral Overpass Recommended Partitions Useful Sphere. Congenital Absence Loses Link Of Sections Using Malformation | 
                Jan Morgan -- it's the bridge that links the left side to the right side of the brain - its rare but some people are born with out one. | 
| 100% | CRANIAL NERVES | Complex Reticule (A Network), It All Links Neural Elements Rapidly - Vigorously Establishing Sensations | 
                TMcCO'G | 
| 100% | CURLS | Coiled, Untamed Ringlets Look Swell! | 
                Angela Brett People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene  | 
| 100% | DIMPLE | Depression In Mid-Phizog Looks Endearing | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene  | 
| 100% | DOG BONE | Dug Out & Gnawed By Our Neighbour's Elkhound | 
                TMcCO'G | 
| 100% | DOG BONE (2) | Did Os Get Buried On Neighbour's Estate? | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 75% | EAR | Entry to Aural Region | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | EAR (2) | Enables Aural Reception | 
                Eric Bridgstock | 
| 100% | EAR (3) | Equilibrator / Aural Receptor | 
                Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. | 
| 100% | EARLOBE | Embellishments And Rings Lend One Beauty, Essentially. | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | EARS | External Audio Receiver System | 
                Mick Bridgstock | 
| 94% | ENDOCRINE GLANDS | Everybody Needs Dispersal Of Chemicals Released Internally, Naturally Evincing God's Love of A Neat Distribution System | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, who finally got tired of seeing this subject every time he logged on to the "Unsuccessful Searches" page at http://acronyms.co.nz/cgi-bin/searches | 
| 100% | EROGENOUS ZONES | Easement Recognition Of Generic Erections Navigating Obstacles Usually Surrounding Zucchini Outlets Needing Extra Stuffing | 
                Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Love & Lust  | 
| 100% | ESOPHAGUS | Exhaust So Offal Passes Heart And Goes Under Scrotum | 
                Rico Leffanta | 
| 100% | EYE | Espy Your Enemies | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | FACE | Focus Additional Cosmetic Enhancement | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 80% | FEET | Fantastically Effective & Environmentally-friendly Transport | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Transport  | 
| 100% | FINGERNAILS | Flexibility Is No Good - Enamelled (Red?) Nails Assist If Loosening Screws | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | FINGERS | Fidgeting Indexes Negotiating Gently Enter Responses Slowly | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | FUR | Fuzzy Unique Remnant | 
                Jan Morgan Household Objects:Threads & Fabric  | 
| 100% | GLANS | Genital Lingo Associated Naughty Sexuality | 
                Kenny Roy | 
| 100% | GONAD | Generates Ova Night And Day | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | HAIR | Heat, And Its Retention | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | HAND | Hard Acronym Not Done | 
                Angela Brett, when Steve was trying to think of a HAND acronym and then asked her for an expansion when he couldn't think of one. | 
| 100% | HAND (3) | Human Appendage Noticed Daily | 
                Kenny Roy | 
| 100% | HANDS | Have Above Nine Digits, Sometimes. | 
                Steve Keate | 
| 100% | HEAD | Hat/Hair Envelops Axons & Dendrites | 
                Angela Brett and Peter Coxhead | 
| 100% | HEART | Hopefully Evident Arrhythmias Repair Themselves. | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | HEART (2) | Healthily, Each Atrium Rhythmically Twitches. | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | HEART (3) | Holds Emotion And Romantic Thoughts? | 
                Angela Brett People & Relationships:Love & Lust  | 
| 100% | HEART (5) | He's Expired... Atria Rhythm Terminated | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | HEART (6) | Hydraulic Engine Absolutely Rooted Today! | 
                Bern Dell | 
| 100% | HEEL | Holds Extremity, Ends Leg. | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | HYMEN | Hello Young Men - Especially Newcomers! | 
                Rico Leffanta | 
| 100% | HYMEN (2) | Hasn't Young Maiden Experienced Nymphomania? | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | IWI | Increased Whanau, Ivory | 
                Angela Brett (Iwi means either 'tribe' or 'bone' in Maori, Whanau means 'family') People & Relationships:Family Science:Linguistics:Maori Words  | 
| 100% | KNEECAP | Kicks Need Energy Enhancement Created At Patella. | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | KNUCKLE | Knobble Near Uncial Can Keep Limbends Exercised | 
                TMcCO'G | 
| 100% | LEATHER (2) | Let's Eschew Animals That Have Epidermis Removed | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, saying: this doesn't really reflect my opinion as I love my leather jacket!  :-) Household Objects:Clothing  | 
| 100% | LEFT HAND | Little Enterprising Feline Taken Hold; Abandoning Normal Digits | 
                Gavin Lambert (I'm having to type this one-handed because my cat is sleeping on my right hand. And I'm right-handed!) | 
| 100% | LEGS | Long Elevatory Gear Sticks | 
                Niki Widdowson | 
| 100% | LENS | Light Experiences New Shaping | 
                Angela Brett Science:Physics  | 
| 100% | LENS (2) | Lets Eyes Now See | 
                Roger Williams Science:Physics  | 
| 100% | LIP | Lick If Parched | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | LIPS | Lively If Person's Speaking | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | LIPS (2) | Lovely If Pursed Sweetly | 
                Patricia Rix | 
| 100% | LIPS (3) | Luscious In Pearly Sheens | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene  | 
| 100% | LIPS (4) | Licking Indicates Passionate Sexuality | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | LIPS (5) | Luscious, Irresistable, Person-Smoochers | 
                Kenny Roy & Tamaryn Roy | 
| 100% | MAMMARIES | Most All Manly Men Are Rapt If Eying Some. | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 90% | MAMMARIES (2) | Maybe A-cups, Maybe Mountains Always Restrained In Exo-Skeletons. | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 83% | MINGE | Mane, If No-one Goes Epilating | 
                TMcCO'G | 
| 100% | MOUTH | Much Open, Uttering Total Honesty? | 
                Eric Bridgstock | 
| 100% | MOUTH (2) | Mine's Only Used To Hassle | 
                John Block. I was looking for the acronym for KLR which is the letters in the model number of my motorbike. I never really thought of conceiving acronyms from everyday words, but after reading a few I had to try. | 
| 100% | MUSCLE | My Unique Skeleton Clearly Lacks Enhancement | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | NADS | Need Autoerotic Dirtiness Sometimes | 
                Jeff Anonymous People & Relationships:Love & Lust  | 
| 100% | NASAL | Nostrils And Sinuses Are Leaking | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | NATES | Natural Asset That Excites Sadists | 
                Rico Leffanta | 
| 100% | NAVEL | Nowadays A Very Exposed Location | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 91% | NIECES' BUMS | Nice Infants, Exuding Cuteness - Except Soiled Behinds Unfortunately Make a Stink! | 
                Angela Brett People & Relationships:Family  | 
| 100% | NIPPLES | Naked Independent Pandering Protuberances Launching Enthusiastic Suckling | 
                Rico Leffanta | 
| 100% | NOSE | Not Only Supporting Eyewear | 
                Steve Keate and Angela Brett | 
| 100% | NOSE (2) | Number One Sinus Exhaust | 
                Steve Keate and Angela Brett | 
| 100% | NOSE (3) | Neat Orifice, Sniffing Everywhere | 
                Eric Bridgstock | 
| 100% | NOSTRIL | Need Olfactory Sense To Revel In Lilies | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 80% | NUTS (2) | Nifty Utilisation of Talented Sluts | 
                Acronymous Anonymous | 
| 100% | NUTS (3) | Nestled Underneath Trouser Snake | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | PENIS | Pinkish, Erectile Needle Injects Semen. | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | PENIS (2) | Particularly Enlarged, Now Incredibly Stiff | 
                Matthew Oram | 
| 100% | PENIS (3) | Prominent Erection Needs Immediate Satisfying | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:Love & Lust  | 
| 100% | PHALLUS | Pretense Holding Any Long Length Ushers Satisfaction | 
                Rico Leffanta | 
| 100% | PRICK (2) | Penis Reacts If Continuously Kissed | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | PRIVATE PARTS | People Rarely Inspect Venal Areas That Everyone Possesses, And Restricted To Spouses | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:Love & Lust  | 
| 100% | PUBIC HAIRS | Prickles Upsurge By Intimate Crevices, Heralding Adulthood & Insulating Reproduction Sites. | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | RECTUM | Regular Egestion Causing Trouble? Use Metamucil! | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 86% | RETINA | Residing in Eye, This Is Never Amputated! | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | SCHNOZ | Sleeping, Causes Horrible Noise - Onomatopoeically 'Zizz' | 
                Angela Brett ('schnoz' being slang for nose) | 
| 100% | SCROTUM | Sac Containing Reproductive Orbs, Tucked Underneath Manhood. | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | SEMEN | Spermfilled Emission Men Ejaculate Naughtily | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | SKULL | Skeleton's Knowledge User, Living Life | 
                Jan Morgan | 
| 100% | SPERM | Small Paternal Effort Riles Mother | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | SPERM (2) | Sexual Performer Ejaculates Rich Mucous | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 90% | SPHINCTER | Shuts Posterior Hole - Is Needed to Control Those Embarrassing Runs | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | SPLEEN | Strange, Perplexing Little Entity... Explanation Needed | 
                Steve Keate and Angela Brett | 
| 100% | STOMACH | Somewhere To 'Organicise' Meals Amid Concentrated HCl. | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | TONSIL | Tissue Or New Son-In-Law | 
                Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Family  | 
| 100% | TOES | Ten Occupy Everyday Shoes. | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | TITS (4) | They Invite Tender Sucking | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | TITS (3) | They're Intended To Seduce | 
                Patricia Rix | 
| 100% | TITS (2) | They 'Inflate' Tight Sweaters | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | TITS | The Infant Thirstily Suckles | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | TESTIS | This Emits Sperm To Inseminate Someone | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 90% | TESTICLES | They Engineer Sperm That Is Coitally Leaked, Enveloped in Semen. | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | TESTES | Tickle 'Em Sexily & They'll Eject Sperm | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:Love & Lust  | 
| 100% | TEETH | Terrible Event Engages Traumatic Hesitation | 
                Jan Morgan | 
| 100% | UDDERS | Usually Droopy Danglers Energising Ravenous Suckers | 
                Rico Leffanta | 
| 100% | UDDERS (2) | Uberous Dangling Drink-Excreters Replenish Sucklers. | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | UDDERS (3) | Ungulate's Drink Dispensers Easily Replenish Sucklers. | 
                Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | UTERUS | Umbilical Tract Ensures Related Unborn Survives. | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | VAGINA | Venereal Area. Girl's. I No 'Ave | 
                Jeff Anonymous, in response to PENIS and PHALLUS | 
| 100% | VAGINA (2) | Very Accomodating, Good In Numerous Applications | 
                Matthew Oram and Steve Keate | 
| 100% | VAGINA (3) | Vigorous Agitation Gets Its Nubbin Aroused | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:Love & Lust  | 
| 100% | VULVA | Very Useful Lips Venus Arouses | 
                Rico Leffanta | 
| 100% | WRIST | Writing Requires Incredibly Supple Tendons. | 
                Angela Brett | 
| 100% | TUSH | Twin Undulations, Sit Here. | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady |