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APRONYMS BY MARY CARR
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86% ANGELAAngelical Nosy Girl Enquiring of Literary Affairs Mary Carr
Names:Acronymists
Names:Acronymists
Names:First names:Female
Names:First names:Female
100% ANGELA (7)Academically Neat Goof Equally Loves Acronyms Mary Carr, in a last-minute effort to increase her number of contributions, just before Angela uploaded the acronymist hall of fame. (http://acronyms.co.nz/halloffame.html)
Names:Acronymists
Names:Acronymists
Names:First names:Female
Names:First names:Female
100% ANTHONYAffluent, Nostalgic Travelling Hippy - Old, Not Youthful. Mary Carr, describing her brother (with a little help from Angela Brett.)
Names:First names:Male
Names:First names:Male
92% AUSTRALIANSArrogant, Useless, Sheep-f***ing Thickos... Rejected & Aimlessly Liking Ignorant Aussie Neurotic Sheila Mary Carr
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
100% BEDBlank Eyed Doze Mary Carr (Angela's mother)
Household Objects:Furniture
Household Objects:Furniture
100% BED (2)Bloody Eyed Drunk Mary Carr
Household Objects:Furniture
Household Objects:Furniture
100% BED (3)Beneath Exciting Duvet Mary Carr
Household Objects:Furniture
Household Objects:Furniture
100% BEERBrewer's Exciting Effervescence, Rabblerouser. Mary Carr
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
100% BEER (7)Beverage Eliciting Exaggerated Raucousness Kenny Roy & Tamaryn Roy
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
100% BOTTOMBig Orifices Treat Tons Of Merde! Mary Carr/Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
Science:Biology:Body Parts
83% CAMEL (2)Carrying Amorous Males to Exquisite Ladies Mary Carr
Science:Biology:Animals
Science:Biology:Animals
Transport
Transport
100% CHRISTMAS (2)Christ Heralds Rejoicing Into Songs, Turning Masses Against Sin. Mary Carr
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
100% CIRCLE PERIMETERCircumference (Irrational Ratio Called-Logically!) Equals Pi! (Energizes Representation In Math Equations) Two (Er) Radius Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Outside of parentheses in EXPANSION: Circumference = Pi Two Radiusor C=2*Pi*R. The ! signals that (Irrational Ratio Called-Logically!) is Pi! "Called-Logically!" is a PUNNY way of saying "most Pies are CIRCLES." Er is Chinese Two. Hope the grave accent for Èr worked. I thought that (Energizes Representation In Math Equations) was very important. For centuries, primary school children have learned C=2*Pi*R, so this inclusion might help whoever reads this APRONYM when they study advanced math.
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
85% CRISP IMAGESComputer Reproduction of Images - Scanner & Printer Interacting (with) Macintosh Afford Grandma Enlarged Snapshots. Angela Brett, after finally getting around to start using her colour printer, after getting her scanner working, and discovering that she could greatly enlarge and print a picture of her niece without the printout looking at all grainy. Angela's mother Mary is of course thrilled to be able to print enlargements of photos of her grandchildren, hence the "Grandma" in the expansion.
Computers:Generic Hardware
Computers:Generic Hardware
100% CUPContainer, Usually Pouring Kenny Roy & Tamaryn Roy
Household Objects:Eating Utensils
Household Objects:Eating Utensils
100% DARLING (3)Diana - Adored Royal Lying In Neat Grave Mary Carr and Angela Brett
Politics:Royalty
Politics:Royalty
100% DICK HEADDecidedly Ignorant Childish Kid Heeding Endless Arrogant Drivel Mary Carr
People & Relationships:Insults
People & Relationships:Insults
100% DOGSDefinitely Odorous Greedy Sods Mary Carr
Science:Biology:Animals
Science:Biology:Animals
100% FAIRYFanciful Aerobic Individual Raising Yawns Mary Carr
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Mythical Creatures
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Mythical Creatures
100% FARMERFriendly, Agricultural 'Real Man...' Endearingly Rugged. Mary Carr
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
100% FATHERFearless Adult That Hinders Equal Responsibilities Mary Carr
People & Relationships:Family
People & Relationships:Family
100% GODMOTHERGood Old Dame Minding Other Transient Humans Extra Responsibilities Mary Carr
People & Relationships:Family
People & Relationships:Family
100% HARPERHappy Actress Regularly Played Eccentric Rhoda Tony McCoy O'Grady - Valerie Harper Played "Rhoda" in the Mary Tyler Moore Show and eventually got an eponymous spin-off show.
Entertainment:TV shows
Entertainment:TV shows
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
100% HUMAN (2)Hands Used Mainly Affecting Neighbourhood Gavin Lambert - After all, our hands are our primary means of manipulating our environment.
People & Relationships
People & Relationships
Science:Biology:Animals
Science:Biology:Animals
87% IGNORANT PANSYIntelligence Going Nowhere, Organic Ranting Around Nonsensical Trifle Pertaining to Antagonistic Nonsense of Screaming Youth. Mary Carr
People & Relationships:Insults
People & Relationships:Insults
100% IRISH (2)Ignorant Rogues In Shamrock Highlands Mary Carr
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
100% KENNETHKeen Extrovert Needs Nice Erudite Thinking Hedonist Mary Carr, on a Kenneth she knows.
Names:First names:Male
Names:First names:Male
100% LESSER SANITARIALost Every Sensible Strand? Enter Rob's Stupendous Asylum! Nonsense Is There; Any Reasonableness Is Absent. Rob Rix, when Angela challenged him to acronymise it after he suggested that the custard-extracting nets of UNDILUTED GRADE A CANADIAN NONSENSE CONCENTRATE would be the primary export of Lesser Sanitaria.
Art & Literature:Fictional Places
Art & Literature:Fictional Places
100% LIPS (5)Luscious, Irresistable, Person-Smoochers Kenny Roy & Tamaryn Roy
Science:Biology:Body Parts
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% LUST (3)Lecherous Unadulterated Sexy Thoughts Mary Carr, on hearing Eric's LUST (2).
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% MAORIMeandering Aborigines Originating Round Islands Mary Carr, referring to the aboriginal people of New Zealand
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
80% MARYMarvelously Angelic, Religious and Youthful Mary Carr
Names:Acronymists
Names:Acronymists
Names:First names:Female
Names:First names:Female
100% MARY (2)Madam, Articulate Royal Yobbo. Mary Carr, describing herself.
Names:Acronymists
Names:Acronymists
Names:First names:Female
Names:First names:Female
100% MEADMeadow Extract, Alcoholic Drink Mary Carr
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
100% MECHANICMale Endangered Class, He's Always Nestled Inside Cars Mary Carr
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
Transport
Transport
100% MICE (2)Mouse Increasing Cat's Excitement Mary Carr
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
100% MOTHERMajestic, Orderly, Tit-Heralding Energetic Reposedness Mary Carr
People & Relationships:Family
People & Relationships:Family
100% MOTHER MARYMy Own 'Tree' Has Exact Relative & Moniker, Approximating Religious Yarn Angela Brett (whose mother is Mary) when somebody searched for Mother Mary on the acronyms website.
Names
Names
Religion
Religion
People & Relationships:Family
People & Relationships:Family
100% MURPHYMuch Understanding Regarding Potato Heralding Yeast Mary Carr
Food & Drink
Food & Drink
100% MURPHY (2)Many Use Resourcefully Potato's Healthy Yield Mary Carr
Food & Drink
Food & Drink
100% NORMA BAKERNaughty Ostentatious Romantic Maiden Arranged Boobs And Kissed Especially Robustly Rico Leffanta (Norma Baker is better known as Marylin Monroe)
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
86% PASTORPerson Advocating Sensible Terms of Organised Restriction Mary Carr
Religion:Religious Occupations
Religion:Religious Occupations
100% POLICE (7)People Organising Litigation Incarcerating Criminals Everywhere Mary Carr
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
100% POOR MANPeople Ordinary Opulent Retaining Mana And Nous Mary Carr
People & Relationships
People & Relationships
Commerce
Commerce
100% POPE (2)Pastoral Official Pretending Euphoria Mary Carr
Religion:Religious Occupations
Religion:Religious Occupations
80% POSHPeople Overcome by Social Haughtiness Mary Carr
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% PRICKPenis Rests In Coloured Knickers Mary Carr/Angela Brett, while Mary was watching some pricks on television.
People & Relationships:Insults
People & Relationships:Insults
88% PRICKLEPractising Racial Insults Coloured by Kinship Leveling Expletives Mary Carr
People & Relationships:Insults
People & Relationships:Insults
100% PUSSY CATPurring Under Suzy's Sweet Yellow Cardie - Absolute Tranquility Mary Carr
Science:Biology:Animals
Science:Biology:Animals
100% RICH MANRandy Ignorant Craving Hideous Money Amid Needy Mary Carr
Commerce
Commerce
100% SNEEZESnotty Nose Effortlessly Energising, Zinging Everywhere. Mary Carr
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
100% STEVE KEATE (2)Snores To Excess, Volume Explosive! Kind Enough A*sehole To Endure Mary Carr and Angela Brett
Names:Acronymists
Names:Acronymists
100% STUDY (2)Stupid Tutors Undermining Delinquent Youth Mary Carr
Education
Education
89% UMBRELLAUsed to Make Bucketing Rain Endurable... Lifts Ladies Also! Angela Brett (referring to Mary Poppins, of course.)
Household Objects
Household Objects