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APRONYMS BY CARL BRETT
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BILBOBelittled Ignoramus Likes Boring Others. Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
EDSEvil Doers Supreme Carl Brett, who works for a company called EDS
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Commerce:Companies
ELRONDEgotistical Lad Rapist Of Naughty Dwarfs Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
ENTEat No Trees! Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
FRODOFurry Runt Of Dubious Origin Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
GIMLIGrotty Inbred Man (Little Incomplete) Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
PH.D.Pathetically Haughty Dunce Carl Brett
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Education:Qualifications
SAMWISESexually Active Misfit Wanderer (Is Seeing Elrond) Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
SPASTICSlightly Palsied Athlete Specially To Intrigue Competitors Carl Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
STRIDERSilly Tall Ranger Ignores Dodgy Elrond Rapist Carl Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings