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Loose apronyms:
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100% AASLEAGHAwful Alcohol's Still Left, & Everyone's Already Got Hangovers! Angela Brett (Aasleagh is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'A liqueur made only for drinking at the end of a revoltingly long bottle party when all the drinkable drink has been drunk.'
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
0% AL COHOLICA Lager Can Often Have Overwhelming / Lasting Irreversible Consequences Three more, please, Barman!
Names:Prank Calls
100% BARBarney's A Regular/Resident! Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
0% BAR (2)Bring Along Rowdies! Patricia Rix
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
0% BAR (3)Beers Aren't Rationed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
0% BAR (4)Beer's Available Readily Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
0% BAR (5)Belch Again, Repeatedly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
0% BAR (6)Bottles Available Readily. Roger Williams
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
100% BEERBrewer's Exciting Effervescence, Rabblerouser. Mary Carr
0% BEER (2)Bubbly Elixir Everyone Relishes Tony McCoy O'Grady
0% BEER (3)Beverage Erotically Exciting Rogues Jerry Ryan PER Hoboken Elks Lodge #74
0% BEER (4)Because Everyone Enjoys Recklessness My Brain
0% BEER (5)Brewed Extracts Elicit Ramblings Mick Bridgstock
0% BEER (6)Brewed Extracts Excite Ruffians Mick Bridgstock
0% BEER (7)Beverage Eliciting Exaggerated Raucousness Kenny Roy & Tamaryn Roy
100% BOUQUETBottles (Of Unusual Quality) Usually Exude Tannins TMcCO'G
100% BOURBONBooze Our Uncle Relays Barefoot Obligating Nightcaps Rico Leffanta, from when bourbon was "home brew" which barefoot hillbillies ran around delivering, especially during prohibition. Of course, it was always someone's "uncle", and a delivery included the "nightcap" to ensure the brew was true.
100% BRANDYBeautifully Robust Alcohol Napoleon Drank, Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% BREWBeer Revolts Every Woman Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% BUDWEISERBeer: Uncontrolled Drunks Will Endure It's Side-Effects Regularly Tony McCoy O'Grady
0% BUDWEISER (2)Because U Deserve What Every Individual Should Enjoy Regulary. Acronymous Anonymous
90% CHAMPAGNECreating Heaps of Acronyms Means People Are Greatly Numerically Encouraged. Angela Brett, to celebrate the 1500th acronym.
0% CHAMPAGNE (2)Celebratory Hooch, Always Makes People At Gatherings Nicely Extrovert Eric Bridgstock
0% CHAMPAGNE (3)Charm Has Always Made Pretty Any Girl Near Eventide Rico Leffanta
100% CIDERCan Incessant Drinking End Relationships? Angela Brett
0% CIDER (2)Certainly It's Delicious & Extremely Refreshing. Roger Williams
0% DEAD (2)Drank Ethanol And Drove Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
100% DUNTISHDon't Undertake Numeracy Tests If Severely Hungover Tony McCoy O'Grady (Duntish is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'Mentally incapacitated by severe hangover.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
100% EGGNOGEvery Glass Gives Nuance Of Grog Tony McCoy O'Grady - Many recipes for eggnog contain varying amounts of alcohol, some have very little.
0% ESTIMATING AND COMPARING CAPACITYEssential Skill Today Is Measuring Approximately - That Is, Nearest-Guess About Next Drink's Content Of Methanol-like Poison. Alcoholics Reason, 'If New Glass Contains A Paltry Amount, Cheers, I'll Take Yours.' Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
100% GINGreat, If Neat! Tony McCoy O'Grady
0% GLASS (2)"Gimme Lotsa Alcohol!", Some Say Gavin Lambert
Household Objects:Eating Utensils
0% GLASS (4)Good Lagers Are Sipped Slowly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Eating Utensils
0% GRAVITY BARGuinness Room's Awesome View Impresses Tourists, Your Beers Are Ready. Angela Brett (The Gravity Bar, at the Guinness brewery in Dublin, has an almost 360 degree view of the city.)
Places:Buildings
100% HANGOVERHow Agonizing! Not Good! Oh, Vengeful Elixir Residue! Roger Williams
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
0% LAAGER (2)Lazy Alcoholic's Articulation, Groaning Epithesis Represented? Angela Brett
100% LAGERLads Agree, Great Exhilarating Refreshment Tony Moore
100% LCBOLarge Canadian Booze Outlet/Organization Angela Brett (LCBO usually stands for Liquor Control Board Ontario)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
100% LIQUORLiquid I Quaff Unceasingly, Often Refreshing. Angela Brett
0% MAC'S SPECIAL LIGHTMysterious Ale Containing Strange Substances, Purposefully Encouraging Comas In All Liberal Liquor Ingesters, Giving Hangovers Tomorrow. Dustan Dowsing, after seeing a brand of beer called Mac's Special Light. (Angela thought it was the LED on her PowerBook which flashes when it's sleeping!)
100% MEADMeadow Extract, Alcoholic Drink Mary Carr
100% NEATNot Even Adding Tonic Angela Brett
0% PISSED (2)Priests In Seminaries Shouldn't Ever Drink Angela Brett
Religion
0% PISSED (3)Perhaps I Shoulda Stopped Excessive Drinking! Patricia Rix
100% PLONKPurchaser's Likely Of No Knowledge Angela Brett
100% SHERRYSip Happily (Enjoying Richness) Refreshes You TMcCO'G
89% SPEIGHTSSouthern People Enjoy It; Goody-goodies Hate The Stuff. Angela Brett (Speights is a brand of beer)
0% SPEIGHTS (2)Special Piss Enjoyed In Great Hotels Throughout Southland Apronymous Anonymous
100% STRONGSozzled Toper Reeks Of Neat Gin Tony McCoy O'Grady
0% SWISH (4)Substance Which Is Singularly Horrible! Patricia Rix (if you don't know what swish-barrel whisky is, you're lucky!)
100% TEQUILATaking Excessive Quantities Usually Induces Lasting Addiction Tony McCoy O'Grady
0% TIA MARIAThanks In Advance, My Appreciative Reaction Is Anticipated. Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% UBIQUITOUSUsing Bourbon In Quantity Usually Identifies The Omnipresent Universal Spirit Rico Leffanta
100% VODKAVial Of Dendrite-Killing Alcohol Angela Brett
100% WHISKEYWe Have Irish, Scotch, Kentucky - Enjoy Yourself Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% WINEWill It Never End? Angela Brett
0% YOU DON'T WANT TO DRINK THATYears Of Underaged Drinking Only Numbs The Wit, And Needs Toughness To Overcome. Dignity Remains In Not Knowing The Hard Ale's Taste. Angela Brett, who was intending to do YOU DON'T WANT TO PANIC
People & Relationships:Advice