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LALittlest Aria Angela Brett
Entertainment:Music
LAAGERLarge And Ample Group Encompassing Ring Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
LABLooks At Biology Jan Morgan
Science:Biology
Places:Buildings
LABANLoses At Beheading, Absolves Nephi Jan Morgan -- Book of Mormon Evil relative lost his head for not turning over the plates of brass
Names:Book of Mormon Characters
LABORATORYLocated At Bench, Our Researcher Attempts Trials Of Radioactive Yields Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science
Places:Buildings
LABOURLacking Authority Because Of Useless Reforms John Richard Jones. Fed up with Labour's incompetence.
Politics:Parties
LACELovers Are Copulating Excessively Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the lace (13th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
LADAWNLazy Adult Doesn't Act With Nobility Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Female
LADDERLying Against Dormer Denotes Elopement? Rather! Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Household Objects
LADIESLeaving A Dump Is Extremely Satisfying Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
LAERTESLaunches Attack, Exacting Revenge To Exonerate Sister Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Hamlet, Prince Of Denmark
LAFEULord Attempting 'Friend's' Exposure, Unavailingly Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's All's Well That Ends Well
Places:Countries
LAGERLads Agree, Great Exhilarating Refreshment Tony Moore
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
LAMANLackluster Associate Mainly Argued, Nephi Jan Morgan -- Book of Mormon Character -- mean sibling
Names:Book of Mormon Characters
LAMANITELawless Associates Mainly Argued Nephites In Truths Eternal Jan Morgan
Names:Book of Mormon Characters
LAMBLittle Animal Might Baa Angela Brett, who saw lots of lambs on her bus trips from Auckland to Palmerston North and back.
Science:Biology:Animals
LAMBORGHINILovely Automobile May Bring Owner Racing Glory / Honours - It's Natively Italian Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
LAMBSLittlies Adore Most Baby Sheep Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
LAMENTATIONSLines Acrostically Made Expressing National Tragedy. A Temple Is Overthrown, Nation Sundered. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
LAMPLuminous Apple Macintosh Phosphors Angela Brett, after she was given a 512k Mac whose disk drive wasn't connected, so all it does is show the disk icon with a flashing question mark - Steve suggested it could be used as a lamp.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
LAMPOONSLaughing At Mankind's Pretences Over Other Newsworthy Stories Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature
LANCASTERLoyal And Now Controlling Army Strategy To Extirpate Rebels Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry IV
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry IV
LANCELong And Narrow, Charge Enemies Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Weapons
LAOSLarge Areas Of Sierra. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
LAPRASLugs A Passenger Relentlessly Around Sea Angela Brett (Lapras is Pokemon #131)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
LAPTOPLaughingly, Apple's P1 Totally Outperforms P2 Angela Brett, referring to Apple's yet-to-be released consumer portable (codenamed p1) which will surely be a G3 and therefore faster than a Pentium 2.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
LARDWARELeft Alone, Rebelling Dieters Will Absorb Recyclable Electronics. Angela Brett, thinking that if computer parts really were edible, they might be called lardware.
Computers:Do Not Eat
LARGELengthier And Relatively Greater, Evidently Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
LARRYLazy And Rather Rebellious Youth Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
LARYNGITISLacking A Roundy Yoke Necessitates Gaps In Transmission - I'm Silenced. Tony McCoy O'Grady, after a teasing gap in a message.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
LASAGNELuscious And Saucy, And Good Nutritious Eating Chef, South Park High School
Food & Drink
LATE!Laughing At Their Expense Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
LATERLast Alligator To Exit, Repeats Patricia Rix (I was thinking of "see you later, alligator", though why the last alligator would say this to an empty room escapes me)
Time
Communication:Hello & Goodbye
LATINLanguage A Touch Intricate Nowadays. Tony -- English is becoming so sloppy that grammar is disintegrating, even though it was never as complex as Latin. Learning Latin must be really difficult now.
Science:Linguistics
LATVIALet's Appreiciate That Valuable Ideal, Autonomy. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
LAUGHLaughter Acronyms Usually Generate Happiness/Hysteria. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
LAUGHTERLaunched An Unexpected Guffaw Hearing This. Encore Requested Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
LAURALemurs Around Ugly Rat Assets Michael Seiler. I came up with it because there aren't enough suitable nonsense phrases that can expand off my girlfriend's (or my best friend's girlfriend...lotta Lauras, eh?) name. (Note: Unless Michael doesn't much like his girlfriend, this is not strictly an apronym. It has only been included to explain MICHAEL SEILER. See also LAURA (2) and LAURA (3))
Names:First names:Female
LAURENLooked Astounding, Utterly Ravishing Even Now Tony McCoy O'Bogart, referring to Lauren Bacall, Humphrey Bogart's wife and frequent co-star
Names:First names:Female
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
LAVACHELemonish - Although Valued Amongst Characters He Encounters Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's All's Well That Ends Well
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:All's Well That Ends Well
LAVATORYLacking Any Ventilation Attacks The Olfactory Receptors, Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
LAVINIALiving, After Violent Incident, Names Indecent Assailants Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Titus Andronicus
LAWLevelled Against Wrongdoing Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
LAWSUITLegal Actions Will Sometimes Use Intricate Terminology Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order
LAWYERLoopholes And Wrangles - You Escape Retribution Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Eric's colleagues looked for a LAWYER to go with DOCTOR.
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
LAWYERSLies And Wanky Yarns Essential. Requires Slyness Edwin Hermann
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
LAXATIVELately A Xerantic Ass Tamed, I'll Vouchsafe Epsom! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs
LCBOLarge Canadian Booze Outlet/Organization Angela Brett (LCBO usually stands for Liquor Control Board Ontario)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
LEADLies Expressionless And Dead Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
LEADERLarge Editorial Arousing Deep Empathetic Responses Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
LEAPLunge Eagerly Across Pit Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
LEARNLose Educators - Autonomously Read Notes. Angela Brett
Education
LEATHERLove Endured Annus Three, Hardly Experiencing Regret. Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the leather (3rd) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
LEBANONLasting Ethnic Bitterness Accelerates Neglect Of Nation. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
LEDALet Every Duck Arise! Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
LEEKLet's Eat Everything, 'Kay? Sean Lamb
Food & Drink
LEGALLoopholes Exploited, Getting Around Laws Angela Brett and Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Law & Order
LEGENDLocal Elements Generally Encapsulate Native Deity Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends
LEGENDSLengthy Epics Generally Explaining Notably Dramatic Stories Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends
LEGOLethally Edged Gouging Object Joshua Stanchfield
Entertainment:Toys
LEGOLASLikeable Elf Goes On Long Adventure Sanguinely Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
LEGSLong Elevatory Gear Sticks Niki Widdowson
Science:Biology:Body Parts
LEHILeader Endures His Isolation Jan Morgan -- Book of Mormon Father of 4 sons
Names:Book of Mormon Characters
LEISURELayabout Enjoys Idleness - Shunning Using Recreational Equipment Tony McCoy O'Grady
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
LEITHLeith Ends In The Hills George Rix
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
LEMMINGLittle, Excitable Mammal Masses In Numberless Groupings Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
LEMONLiquid Excitement Makes One Numb wishes
Food & Drink
LEMUELLaggard Entity Mainly Used Evil Lavishly Jan Morgan -- Book of Mormon Character -- another mean sibling
Names:Book of Mormon Characters
LENSLight Experiences New Shaping Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
Science:Physics
LENTLet's Eat Next Tuesday Rico Leffanta
Religion
Time:Special Occasions
LEOLapses Easily Overlooked Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Astrology
LEONALady Endures Own Necessary Adventure Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Female
LEONATOLargely Enjoys Organizing Novelties And Tricking Others Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Much Ado About Nothing
LEONTESLoses Everything Over Naivete - Then Enlivens Statue Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Winter's Tale
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Winter's Tale
LEPTONLike Electron, Positron, Tau Or Neutrino Angela Brett
Science:Physics:Particles
LEPTONSLight Elementary Particles, They Orbit Neutrons Sometimes. Angela Brett
Science:Physics:Particles
LESLIELady's Exceedingly Slim Look Is Emulated Tony McCoy O'Grady (The 60s fashion model Twiggy was called Leslie Hornby)
Names:Famous people
LESOTHOLarge Expanses Still Open To Horses Only. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
LESOTHOSAURUSLight, Extra Small One That Had Open Skeleton And Usually Ran Under Shrubs Sean Lamb (DinoDictionary says that this small dino 'was probably an agile, two-legged runner based on slender, hollow, thin walled bones, a light skull with many openings, a short neck and forelimbs and the absence of armor.')
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
LETTERLittle Envelope Tries To Elicit Reading Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
LEWINSKYLicking Elite Willy Is Nearly Sex! Kenneth Yells. Angela Brett
Names:Famous people
Politics
LEWISLoves Extra Warmth, Involves Sun Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
LIAHONALeads In Absolute Honorable Obedience, Nephite Adventures Jan Morgan -- Book of Mormon compass given to LEHI. Leads to Promised Land
Religion
LIARLacking In Absolute Reliability Leo Boyes
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
LIBBYLying Is Best By You! Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
LIBERIALaunched Initially By Emancipating Regine In America. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
LIBERTYLady, I Bestow Every Right To You Angela Brett
People & Relationships
LIBRALet's Ignore Brain-Rotting Astrology. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Astrology
LIBRARIANSLove Interesting Books, Read Any Recently? I Admire Novels Sometimes Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
LIBRARIESLend Interesting Books (Rare And Recent) In Eerie Silence TMcCO'G
Art & Literature
Places:Buildings
LIBRARYLife In Book Room Always Relaxes You Angela Brett
Art & Literature
Places:Buildings
LIBYALo, I Blacklist You, America. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
LICELittle Insects Crawl Everywhere Steve Keate
Science:Biology:Insects
LICORICELiver Infections Cleared - Oriental Records Indicate Clear Evidence Tony
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
LIELove Is Eternal Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Thoughts:Misconceptions

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