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| 100% | ALOETTE | A Lovely Objective, Essence To Try, Everyone |
Jan Morgan -- A home party Cosmetic Company made with Aloe Vera in it Commerce:Companies |
| 100% | ARBONNE | A Real Botanical Objective, Nourishes Naturally Everyone |
Jan Morgan -- A home party Cosmetic company Commerce:Companies |
| 100% | BOTOX | Brought On To Ongoing Xaminations |
Dennis Carr Drugs |
| 100% | COMB | Cleans Out Messy Bunches |
Rico Leffanta |
| 85% | CROWN TOPPER | (a) Crafted Rug - Or - (b) Wholly Natural? Toupe Owner's Pride & Personality Effectively Restored |
TMcCO'G - who saw someone today who was more 'Crown Tupper' than 'Crown Topper'. |
| 100% | CROWN TOPPER (2) | Curls & Ringlets Obviously Withered, Now Tonsorial Operatives Proffer Perfectly Elegant Replacement |
TMcCO'G |
| 100% | DOUCHE | Dirt's Off Under Cascading Hot Effusion |
Patricia Rix |
| 100% | IMMAC | Incredible Moustache Moving Applicator & Creme |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, inspired while watching a TV advert for Immac hair remover. Drugs |
| 100% | IMPULSE | If Musky Perfume Urges, Let's Sensuously Embrace |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 89% | LIPSTICK | Lusty, Intense Pink Shades To Increase Colour of Kisser |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | LIPSTICK (2) | Loves Inciting Peckers She Tattoos In Cold Kisses |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | SHAMPOO | Stops Hair Acquiring Mange. Pour Over Oneself. |
Eric Bridgstock |
| 100% | SOAP | Scrubbing Often Amends Pelt |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | SOFTWASH | Some Oaf Found Their Water And Soap Hard? |
Angela Brett, on seeing some 'Softwash' soap, wondering just how hard other soaps are. |
| 100% | SOFTWASH (2) | Soap Only Foams The Water, Antibacterial Sterilises Hands |
Angela Brett, after using some SOFTWASH liquid hand wash. |
| 100% | SPONGE | Smelly People Obviously Need Greater Exposure |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 91% | TOOTHPASTE | This Ointment Often Tastes Horrible... Puts Angela off Spearmint Treats, Even. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | TOOTHBRUSH | To Osculate Odourlessly, This Has Been Religiously Used. Scrub Hard! |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | XYLOSE SORBITOL | Xylitol... You'll Love Our Substitute. Everyday Sugar Often Rots But Its Taste Obviates Lesions. |
Angela Brett (xylose sorbitol, a.k.a. XYLITOL is used as a sweetener in dental products and low-calorie foods... so even though sugar is bad for our teeth, making products taste like it can encourage people to look after their teeth.) Food & Drink:Condiments |