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| 100% | BARNEY GUMBLE | Beer's A Real Necessity - Ensure You Gulp Unceasingly, Man, Bemoaning Lost Education | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | BART | Boy's A Real Troublemaker | Angela Brett | 
| 100% | BART (2) | Brat Anagram - Rightly, Too! | Angela Brett | 
| 100% | CHIEF WIGGUM | Copper (He's Incessantly Eating Food) Whose Immense Girth Generates Unending Mirth | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | EAT MY SHORTS | Educational Authorities Treat Male Youth Scandalously - He Openly Replies 'Trouser Salad'! | Tony McCoy O'Grady Assorted Phrases Education Household Objects:Clothing | 
| 100% | EDNA | Every Date's New Acquaintance | Angela Brett, remembering when Sideshow Bob on the Simpsons said 'You only get one chance with Edna Krabappel' | 
| 100% | HANS | Has A Nutty Scalp | Angela Brett, referring to HANS MOLEMAN - HOMER once kissed him on the head and exclaimed, 'It's just like kissing a peanut!' | 
| 100% | HANS MOLEMAN | His Appearance Needs Seeing Massive Over-Large Eyeglasses, Much Alopecia Noted! | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | HOMER | Holding Onto Marge - Extreme Reliance | Angela Brett and Steve Keate | 
| 100% | HOMER SIMPSON | Husband Of Marge - Ensures Reactor's Safety Is Maintained. Parenting Skills Openly Neglected | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | LISA | Lone Intelligent Simpson Artiste | Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady (there are other intelligent female Simpsons, but they're not on TV often) | 
| 100% | MAGGIE | Mute Agile Girl, Generally Intensely Expressive | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | MARGE | Mother - A Really Good Epitome | Angela Brett | 
| 92% | MAYOR QUIMBY | Municipal Authority You're (an) Openly Rotten, Quite Unprincipalled, Ignorant & Morally Bankrupt Yahoo! | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | MOE | "Midge" Offered Erroneously | Tony McCoy O'Grady (Moe often refers to Marge as "Midge") | 
| 40% | OTTO | One Toke, Then O-n-w-a-r-d-s | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 86% | PATTY BOUVIER | Pestering Auto-Test Triers, You Brook One Unfulfilled Vaunted Infatuation - Enchanting Richard-dean-anderson | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | PINCHY | Pennypinchy, I'd Name Crustacean! He's Yummy. | Angela Brett (Pinchy was the lobster which Homer bought small and then raised into a fully-grown lobster in order to save money.) | 
| 92% | SELMA BOUVIER | Smokes Endlessly, Loves Marriage - Although Bob Objected! Unfailingly Views Incoming Eligible-males Romantically | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | SEYMOUR SKINNER | Seems Everytime Your Mother's Obviously Unduly Resentful, Something Kicks Inside. Nobody Needs Endure Resentments! | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | SIMPSONS, THE | Someone In Marge's Position Should Oust Nincompoop Spouse, Though He's Entertaining. | Angela Brett and PiMaster | 
| 100% | UNCY HERB | Unsightly New Car Ywroke Havoc - Eventual Result: Bankruptcy | Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady (Homer's half-brother Herbert Powell, referred to by the kids as 'Uncy Herb' went bankrupt when he let Homer design the car which would make or break his company) |