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| 100% |                 CONAN O'BRIEN | Can Oblong Noggins And Nerdy Oafs Bring Ratings? I Expect Not. | 
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| 100% |                 DAVID LETTERMAN | During A Very Irksome Disease, Laughter Excelled To Tremendously Enrich Recovery. Man Astounds Network. | 
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| 100% |                 JAY LENO | Jowly American Yukster Lands Every Night Obligatorily | 
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| 100% |                 OPRAH | Overtly Personable Rich American Host | 
                Eric Bridgstock
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| 100% |                 OPRAH (2) | Outgoing Personality Regales American Heartland | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady
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| 100% |                 OPRAH WINFREY | Other People Relate Awful Happenings; What If None Found Religion Except You? | 
                Rico Leffanta
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| 100% |                 RICKI LAKE | Revealing Information Concerning Kinky Interludes - Lackadaisical Audience Kept Entertained. | 
                Angela Brett
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| 100% |                 RICKI LAKE (2) | Rampant Infidelity - Colloquially 'Kickin' It' - Lesbian Adulteresses & Kooks Everywhere. | 
                Angela Brett
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| 90% |                 RICKI LAKE (3) | Routine Investigations Concerning Kids' Initiators... Lie-detectors And Karyotype Examinations. | 
                Angela Brett
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| 100% |                 SPRINGER | Some People Revel In Nasty, Grossly Entangled, Relationships | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, as an entry to the Radio Times Def.i.n.i.t.i.a.l.s competition
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| 100% |                 SPRINGER (2) | Self-Publicists Riled, Invariably Nauseous, Generally Elevate Ratings | 
                Eric Bridgstock and Tony McCoy O'Grady, 
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| 100% |                 SPRINGER (3) | Stunt-People Readily Instigate Nasty Grapples (Evidently Real) | 
                Angela Brett, as an entry to the Radio Times Def.i.n.i.t.i.a.l.s competition
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| 100% |                 SPRINGER (4) | Should People Resolve Issues? No, Get Even! Retaliate! | 
                Angela Brett
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| 89% |                 SPRINGER (5) | Staged Punch-ups Regarded Inevitable, Never Get Elegant Result | 
                Eric Bridgstock
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