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| 83% | ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ SONG | Alphabetic Barrage of Characters Designed to Educate Fellows, Gradually, of Handwriting Inscription - Juveniles & Kiddies Like Melodious Notes Of Poem. Quite Readily, Singing Teaches Understanding of Vowels & Writing to Xuberant, Young & Zealous Students... Only Numbers to Go! |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | AMERICAN PIE | Amazing McLean Epitaph Recounting Idols' Crashed Aeroplane Night. Perceptive, Intelligent, Evocative. |
Eric Bridgstock |
| 92% | AMERICAN PIE (2) | Awful Madonna Easy-listening Record. It Confirms A Naff Pop Icon Exists |
Eric Bridgstock |
| 93% | ANIMAL INSTINCT | Absolutely Neat Instrumentals... Music And Lyrics Integrate Nicely So That It's a Nice Catchy Tune. |
Angela Brett (who apologises for using 'Nice' twice) on Animal Instinct, a song by the Cranberries. |
| 100% | ANTHEM | A Nation's Tune Has Everyone Mouthing! |
Angela Brett, reflecting on the observation than in any sports event or other such occasion where people are required to sing the national anthem, most of the participants don't know all the words, so try their best at moving their mouths so they'll appear to be singing. |
| 100% | BARBARA | BeachBoys Anthem Recording 'Bout A Romantic Adolescence |
Tony McCoy O'Grady (who knows that the Beach Boys song was Barbara Ann) Names:First names:Female |
| 100% | CHRISTMAS SONGS | Carols Have Rhythm? I'm Supposed To Make Accented Syllables Syncopic & Overextend Nearly Gratuitous Syntax |
Angela Brett, noting that the rhythm in many Christmas carols is terrible... some unstressed syllables are ludicrously elongated while others are omitted. Even seasoned churchgoers hesitate at some lines, wondering just how to fit the words into the tune. As some words are replaced by more modern versions the rhythm is screwed up even more, and the difficulty is made worse by the fact that different parishes offer slightly different modernisations to fit into the same tune. Time:Special Occasions:Christmas |
| 100% | COLLIDER | Complaining Of Lover Locked Into Discovering/Dissecting Energetic Reactions |
Angela Brett, on the song by Les Horribles Cernettes (you can download it or read the lyrics at http://musiclub.web.cern.ch/MusiClub/bands/cernettes/songs/collider.html) Science:Physics |
| 100% | COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS | Calculations Of Using Natural Talents, Your Opinions, Uniquely Reasonable Because Lessons Encourage Satisfactory Successful Individuals. Necessary Gifts Saved |
Jan Morgan |
| 100% | COWGIRL | Cattle-Owning Women Gain Interesting Random Lyrics |
Rob Rix, while listening to Cowgirl by Underworld |
| 100% | DADDY'S LAB | Don't Analyse Decay Data, You Should Love A Boy. |
Angela Brett, on the song by Les Horribles Cernettes (you can download it or read the lyrics at http://musiclub.web.cern.ch/MusiClub/bands/cernettes/songs/daddy.html) Science:Physics |
| 100% | I NEED THEE EVERY HOUR | Individual Negotiates Eternal Endurance Deemed To Him Even Every Evening Verifies Evident Reverence You're His Offspring, Ultimate Relief |
Jan Morgan -- song Religion |
| 100% | LOVE AT HOME | Lessons Of Valuable Emotions Attention To Harmony Of My Experiences |
Jan Morgan |
| 100% | MACARTHUR | Magnificently Appaling 'Chant' - A Record That Had Unusual Refrain |
Tony McCoy O'Grady - referring to Macarthur Park, a 'song' from the 1970s featuring (I can't say "sung by") Richard Harris |
| 100% | OLD MACDONALD | Octogenarian Likes Directing Many Animals: Cows, Dogs, Owls, Nannygoats And Loud Donkeys |
Patricia Rix Art & Literature:Nursery Rhymes |
| 89% | PROMISES | Prior to Release, On Mp3 I Sampled Emerging Single. |
Angela Brett, after downloading and listening to an mp3 of the Cranberries' new song, Promises, before it was released as a single. |
| 93% | ZOMBIE - IT'S A SONG! | Zest Of Merry Berries Is Encapsulated In This Song - Also Shows Off Noel's Guitar-playing. |
Angela Brett, on the song Zombie by The Cranberries. |