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| 100% | ADOPTED | Angel Dancing On Pin Turning Either Direction |
Rico Leffanta, referring to that very Catholic question: "How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?" If you are adopted (and are, one presumes, angelic) you must dance according to the direction of your new parents - whatever direction that may be, or fall from the only thing stable in your life... Religion Religion People & Relationships:Family People & Relationships:Family |
| 100% | ALAN TURING | At Large Across Net Terminals Unlawfully. Really Is No Good |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, hypothesing about Turing's descendants becoming supercriminals. MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:When good scientists go bad MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:When good scientists go bad |
| 100% | ALL BOYS ARE GOOD | At Last Look, Bad Ones Yes, Still Around. Remember, Every Generalisation Offers One Danger. |
Angela Brett, expanding an unsuccessful search and thinking of the quote attributed to Alexandre Dumas, "All generalisations are dangerous, even this one." People & Relationships:Genderalisations People & Relationships:Genderalisations |
| 100% | BLAISE PASCAL | Blasted Little Annoyance Is Spamming Endlessly - Prison And Serving Community Are Likely! |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, hypothesising about Pascal's descendants becoming supercriminals MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:When good scientists go bad MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:When good scientists go bad |
| 93% | CHARLES BABBAGE | Computer Hacker Attacking Relatively Large Establishments. Sabotages Back-up Attempts, Bugs Buildings And Generally Escapes. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, hypothesising about Babbage's descendants becoming supercriminals. MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:When good scientists go bad MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:When good scientists go bad |
| 100% | CLINTON LIED | Cuddling Lewinsky Is Nothing. Try Our New Liar's Iraqi Exaggerations & Denials. |
Dan Anonymous Politics Politics |
| 100% | DANDELION (3) | Dilute As Necessary & Drink. Emit Liquids Intensely Over Nighttime |
Tony (Dandelion is known as 'piss-the-bed' because of it's diuretic properties.) Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs |
| 100% | DANIEL (2) | Doesn't Appreciate Nuances In English Language |
TMcCO'G, after somebody on the Apronyms forums said that he needed an alliteration for Daniel. Names:First names:Male Names:First names:Male Communication:Acronyms Forums Communication:Acronyms Forums |
| 83% | DRUGS | Down Right Ugly Gay Sex-machine |
sasha&kendra inspired by jordan&zach Drugs Drugs |
| 93% | EL GOONISH SHIVE | Everyday Lives Generated On Occasion? Not In Shive's Half-Serious Humor-Intensive Version of Earth. |
Inev; El Goonish Shive ©2004 Dan Shive (see http://elgoonishshive.com/) Entertainment Entertainment |
| 100% | FEMININE | Frail Entity Making Idiotic Noises In Nefarious Environment |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, while looking for MacGirl's faults, alleges that 'girls just squeak and squeal when faced with danger!' Not MacGirl, no... MacGirl is brave, MacGirl is fearless. MacGirl is... eek, is that a (three button) mouse over there? Heeelp! MacGirl & KeyBoard MacGirl & KeyBoard People & Relationships:Genderalisations People & Relationships:Genderalisations People & Relationships:Personality Traits People & Relationships:Personality Traits |
| 100% | GREED | Great Riches Exercise Eminent Domain |
Rico Leffanta, who explains that (according to U.S. Senator Daniel K. Inouye), the Congress of the United States of America have yet to honour ONE single treaty made with any native people of North America. As an example, greedy ranchers wanted land for their cattle, farmers wanted water for their crops, and miners wanted the minerals on Fort Apache Indian Reservation, so - despite the treaty - Congress reduced the size of the Reservation FIVE times by 'restoring' the land to the public domain (illegal, since it never previously formed part or parcel of the public domain) as a National Forest, which permits greedy ranchers, farmers, and miners to 'develop' the natural resources. Politics Politics |
| 100% | ISSUR DANIELOVITCH | It Seems So Useless Remembering Duty Almost Never Interrupts Enjoying Lots Of Virgins Itching To Collar Him |
Rico Leffanta (Issur Danielovitch is better known as Kirk Douglas) Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names |
| 100% | MEA CULPA | My Extreme Apologies, Capabilities Using Latin Pathetically Abyssmal |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to PEDANTRY Science:Linguistics Science:Linguistics |
| 100% | NIT | Non International Traveler |
Charter Member Charter Members Chris and Timmy traveled the world surfing exotic and often dangerous places. We had some friends that were afraid to leave their home surf breaks, So we just call them NITs People & Relationships:Insults People & Relationships:Insults Sports & Recreation:Travel Sports & Recreation:Travel |
| 100% | PEDANT (2) | Person, Educator, Does Algebra 'N' Trigonometry |
Jeff Anonymous, explaining that a pedant is a male schoolteacher. People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations |
| 100% | PEDANT (3) | Picky Extremist Doesn't Accept New Terminologies |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, pointing out that pedant is also a term for someone who is too 'pedantic' about matters of grammar and the use of words. People & Relationships:Personality Traits People & Relationships:Personality Traits |
| 100% | PENCIL (5) | Plumbus's Excluded, Now Carbon's In Lieu |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to PENCIL (4). Pencils have never, ever contained lead. Carbon in the form of graphite has been misnamed for ages. (See PEDANTRY for a correction.) Household Objects Household Objects Communication Communication |
| 100% | PISSENLIT | Peeing In Sleepwear Seems Extremely Nasty, Lessening Its Thermodynamics |
Patricia Rix (pissenlit is French for DANDELION... see DANDELION (2)) Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs |
| 100% | RED! | Rises Ends, Danger! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Rises Ends: Sunrises, Sunsets. Red Label: Danger! Assorted Adjectives:Colours Assorted Adjectives:Colours |
| 100% | SALOME | She Always Loved Old Misers Enthusiastically |
Rico Leffanta (Salome is the dancer "John-the-Baptist" lost his head over) Religion Religion |
| 100% | SICNON | Simplified Inquiry-Created Necessity, Once Nameless |
Jeff Anonymous, when Angela wondered what to call the category at http://apronyms.com/category.php?ID=1985058, explaining: "Yesno" doesn't sound spiffy, so let's try some foreign variants...."JANEIN"? "Sicnon"? "Daniet"? Communication:Yesses And Noes Communication:Yesses And Noes |
| 100% | SIDNEY | Seeks Invitations, Dancing Nightly, Experiencing Youth |
Jan Morgan (looks for nightly dances to attend) Names:First names Names:First names |
| 100% | WALNUT | Wallopping A Lot Normally Ups Tonnage |
TMcCO'G - referring to the old saying "A woman, a dog and a walnut tree, the more you beat them the better they be." (This is not in accordance with Tony's opinions!!) Food & Drink Food & Drink Science:Biology:Plants:Trees Science:Biology:Plants:Trees |
| 78% | WINDSOR | Women In Neurotic Denial of Sex Orgasms and Romance |
Dan Newman, in reference to the character of the many bitter, angry women living in Windsor Ontario Canada; his home town. Places:Towns & Cities:Canada Places:Towns & Cities:Canada |