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| 100% | ALOETTE | A Lovely Objective, Essence To Try, Everyone | Jan Morgan -- A home party Cosmetic Company made with Aloe Vera in it Commerce:Companies | 
| 100% | ARBONNE | A Real Botanical Objective, Nourishes Naturally Everyone | Jan Morgan -- A home party Cosmetic company Commerce:Companies | 
| 100% | BOTOX | Brought On To Ongoing Xaminations | Dennis Carr Drugs | 
| 100% | COMB | Cleans Out Messy Bunches | Rico Leffanta | 
| 85% | CROWN TOPPER | (a) Crafted Rug - Or - (b) Wholly Natural? Toupe Owner's Pride & Personality Effectively Restored | TMcCO'G - who saw someone today who was more 'Crown Tupper' than 'Crown Topper'. | 
| 100% | CROWN TOPPER (2) | Curls & Ringlets Obviously Withered, Now Tonsorial Operatives Proffer Perfectly Elegant Replacement | TMcCO'G | 
| 100% | DOUCHE | Dirt's Off Under Cascading Hot Effusion | Patricia Rix | 
| 100% | IMMAC | Incredible Moustache Moving Applicator & Creme | Tony McCoy O'Grady, inspired while watching a TV advert for Immac hair remover. Drugs | 
| 100% | IMPULSE | If Musky Perfume Urges, Let's Sensuously Embrace | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 89% | LIPSTICK | Lusty, Intense Pink Shades To Increase Colour of Kisser | Angela Brett | 
| 100% | LIPSTICK (2) | Loves Inciting Peckers She Tattoos In Cold Kisses | Rico Leffanta | 
| 100% | SHAMPOO | Stops Hair Acquiring Mange. Pour Over Oneself. | Eric Bridgstock | 
| 100% | SOAP | Scrubbing Often Amends Pelt | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | SOFTWASH | Some Oaf Found Their Water And Soap Hard? | Angela Brett, on seeing some 'Softwash' soap, wondering just how hard other soaps are. | 
| 100% | SOFTWASH (2) | Soap Only Foams The Water, Antibacterial Sterilises Hands | Angela Brett, after using some SOFTWASH liquid hand wash. | 
| 100% | SPONGE | Smelly People Obviously Need Greater Exposure | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 91% | TOOTHPASTE | This Ointment Often Tastes Horrible... Puts Angela off Spearmint Treats, Even. | Angela Brett | 
| 100% | TOOTHBRUSH | To Osculate Odourlessly, This Has Been Religiously Used. Scrub Hard! | Angela Brett | 
| 100% | XYLOSE SORBITOL | Xylitol... You'll Love Our Substitute. Everyday Sugar Often Rots But Its Taste Obviates Lesions. | Angela Brett (xylose sorbitol, a.k.a. XYLITOL is used as a sweetener in dental products and low-calorie foods... so even though sugar is bad for our teeth, making products taste like it can encourage people to look after their teeth.) Food & Drink:Condiments |