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| 100% | ADAM | Apples, Damsons And Melons | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | ALFRED | A Low Fat Recipe Ensures Delight | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | ANGELA (12) | A Nasty Gourmet Eats Lamb's Appendix | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | ANGELA (13) | Ain't No Garnish... Entire Lunch Actually! | Angela Brett | 
| 100% | BLAKE | Buttered Limas Are Keen Eating | Kimberly | 
| 100% | DAVE (2) | Desires A Veal Entrecote | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | DAVID (2) | Delicious And Very Interesting Dessert | Me my Mom and Stepdad where thinking of different acronyms and this one was the funniest we thought of. | 
| 100% | EDWIN (3) | Eat Dinner With Instant Noodles | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | ERIC (3) | Eats Ripple Ice-Cream | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | FLORENCE | Fish Lover Often Relishes Eating Nouvelle Cuisine Entrees | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | FLORENCE (2) | Fridge 'Left Overs' Recipe's Evidently Not Considered Exciting | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | HEATHCLIFF | He Eats A Terrible High-Cholesterol Lunch - It's Fried Fish | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | JOHN (4) | Joint Of Ham's Nice | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | KIMBERLY | Kippers In Mushy, Buttered Eggs Really Look Yummy. | Kimberly | 
| 100% | MARY (3) | Mine's A Raspberry Yoghurt | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | MEET PATTY | My Escort Enjoys Takeaways... Purchases Anything That Tastes Yummy. | Angela Brett | 
| 89% | PATRICIA (12) | Pansies Are Tasteless, Really Intended (to) Create Instant Atmosphere | Patricia Rix (I am, of course, referring to the pansies which pretentious restaurants-in-hotels put on your plate along with your scanty serving of hors d'oeuvres to justify the inflated price.) | 
| 100% | PATTI | Potatoes And Turnips Taste Incredible | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | RICHARD | Roast Irish Cow & Ham - A 'Real' Dinner | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | RICO (2) | Rich In Calorific Overindulgence | Angela Brett | 
| 100% | ROB (2) | Revolts Over Beans | Patricia Rix | 
| 100% | STEVE (6) | Served Tepid, Everyday Vegetable Ensemble | Angela Brett (this describes Steve K's taste in vegetables, but not his personality! Well, perhaps he can be vegetative but not tepid) | 
| 100% | TONY (7) | Tasted One Nut Yesterday | Patricia Rix | 
| 100% | TONY (6) | Testicles Of Neutered Yak! | Tony McCoy O'Grady (apparently 'sweetbreads' are considered a delicacy) | 
| 100% | TONY (5) | Tubs Of Natural Yoghurt | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | WINDA | Woman Into Non-Dairy Alternatives | Angela Brett |