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| 100% | GOWN | Graduate's Otherwise Wearing Nothing | Angela Brett, a few weeks before graduating - there are bound to be pranksters who wear nothing under the gown. 
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| 100% | HOOD | Here's Owner Of Degree | Angela Brett, a few weeks before graduating. 
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| 100% | MORTARBOARD | Most Optically Ridiculous Tradition... Academic Regalia Bordering On A Roof/ Desk. | Angela Brett, a few weeks before graduating. 
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| 100% | MORTARBOARD (2) | Most Optically Ridiculous Tradition... Academic Regalia Built On A Redundant Design. | Carl Brett, as an improvement on Angela's MORTARBOARD 
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| 100% | ROBE | Resolution Of Blasted Education | Angela Brett, just after graduating. 
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| 100% | TRENCHER | The Recently Educated (Now Certificated) Hurl 'Eadgear, Rejoicing. | Angela Brett, a few weeks before graduating. 
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