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| 90% | DEMETRIUS | Despite Eye-juice Muddling Everything True Romance Is Ultimately Settled | Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream 
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| 100% | HELENA | Her Evident Love Endures Nightmarish Artifices | Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream 
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| 100% | HERMIA | Her Emotions Roused, Marriage Is Arranged | Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream 
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| 100% | LYSANDER | Loves Young Sweetheart After Nocturnal Difficulties Eventually Resolved | Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream 
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| 100% | NICK BOTTOM | Normally Innately Calm & Kind, Becomes Over-The-Top Overacting Maniac | Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream 
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| 86% | OBERON | Oversees, By Eye-juice, Reign Of Nonsense | Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream 
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| 100% | PETER QUINCE | Playwright's Efforts Towards 'Exact' Rehearsals Quite Unarguably Indicate Neurotic Character Elements | Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream 
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| 100% | PUCK | Patently Unruly Chaos King | Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream 
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| 88% | TITANIA | Tricked Into Thinking Ass-headed Nick Is Appealing | Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream 
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| 100% | THESEUS | Thinks Hippolyta Extra Special - Eventually Union Succeeds | Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream 
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