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MENSA (9)Maybe Employment Now Seems Assured Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Thoughts
People & Relationships:The Workforce
MENSA (10)Members Ecstatic: Natural Superiority Assumed Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Thoughts
MENSA (11)Millions Exclaim, No Such Association! Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Thoughts
MENSA (12)My Experience, No Sense Applying! Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Thoughts
MENSA (13)Massive Elitism: No Stupid Allowed Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Thoughts
MENSA (14)Members Exhibit No Social Acumen Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Thoughts
MENSA (15)Mere Excellence Never Seems Adequate AngelA+ Brett
People & Relationships:Thoughts
MENSANSMaybe Edwin's Not Slow, Angela's Nauseatingly So. Angela Brett -- in about 1998 I filled in an application form to join MENSA, so that Edwin (a MENSA member) would have a chance of winning something. In 2001 I found the form and mailed it. It's now November 2003 and every so often I get an email announcing the next inconvenient entrance test date. Sorry Edwin, I don't think you'll win that competition.
People & Relationships
MENS GYMNASTICSMy Eyes, Not Seeing! Guys (Young, Manly) Now Acrobatically Shift Themselves In Crazy Stunts Robert Anonymous
Sports & Recreation
MENTALMind Expanding? No? Then Add Letters. Angela Brett -- whichever meaning you read into this, apronymising is mental!
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
MENTOSMicro-Electronic Negative Thought Override System Geoffrey Russell, who explains that the acronym was heavily influenced by the Mentos commercials wherein people do impolite or bizzare things and then, by way of explanation, hold up a Mentos package, which invariably causes the person on the recieving end to grin like an idiot.
People & Relationships:Thoughts
Food & Drink:Confectionery
MEOWMild Expression Of Words Acronymous Anonymous
Assorted Nouns:Noises
MEOWTHMeowing Entity Often Washes The Hands Jeff Anonymous, expanding the cat pokemon (#52), as listed on the unsuccessful-search list. As for the last three words, I know cats to often lick their forepaws.
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
MERCEDESMany European Racing Cars, Elegantly Designed, Exceptionally Speedy Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
MERCEDES BENZMarvellously Engineered Robust Cars. Every Diplomat Enjoys Solid Build. Engine Noises? Zero! Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Makes & Models
MERCURY (2)Mobile, Exceptionally, Rarely Contained, Usually Rather Yielding Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
MERCUTIOMercurial, Eloquent Rakish Character's Unmannerly - Tybalt Is Outraged Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Romeo and Juliet
MERCYMany Entreat Respected & Clement Yahweh Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
MERIT BADGEMust Educate Rising Individual, Tries Best Ability, Does Get Eventually Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories
MERLINMastered Esoteric Realms, Loyal Intelligent Necromancer Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
MERRILLManages Ego, Reacting Reprovingly In Life's Lessons Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
MERRIMENTMe Expressing Raucous Revelry In My Environment Nine Times Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
MERRYMany Exploits Reveal Ripening Youth Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Lord of the Rings
MERTHYR TYDFILMindless Educationally Retarded Twits Having Yobbish Relationships These Yobs Demonstrate Failures In Life John Richard Jones A thought of people living in Merthyr Tydfil with it being the 'Sick Capital' of the United Kingdom.
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
MESONMatter Element Shadowing Own Negation Angela Brett (a meson is composed of a QUARK and an antiquark)
Science:Physics:Particles
MESOZOIC ERAMagical Era, Something Only Zoologists Or Impetuous Children Ever Really Appreciate Angela Brett
Time
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
MESSAGEMainly Excessive Silly Stories About Ghastly Events Jon Barker
Communication
MESSAGE LISTMultiple Entries Sorted Systematically (As Gathered) - Efficient Layout In Single Topics Tony McCoy O'Grady and Angela Brett
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Page Titles
MESSAGEPADMy Erratic Script Sometimes Assists Good Expansion Production - Alternate Decipherings. Angela Brett, because she originally thought of 'My Erratic Scribbling' but her Newton MessagePad couldn't read that, and suggested Scripting - which, minus the -ing, is probably a better word for the expansion.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
MESSAGEPAD (2)Miniaturised Electronics Shall Someday Advance General Everyday Perusing And Documenting. Angela Brett, who was reading a book from her Newton MessagePad while on the bus, and thought that reading books and other publications from a handheld computer seemed like the way of the future.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
MESSED UPMade Everything Supremely Sloppy, Extremely Dirty & Utterly Putrid Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Verbs
MESSENGERMy Errand's Successful Since Employee Never Goes Erring Route TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
Communication
METAFILTERMaybe Everyone That Asked For It Likes To Explore Reasoning Sean Lamb (expanding an unsuccesssful search)
Computers:Internet
METALMost Elements That Aren't Light Angela Brett (astronomers call any elements heavier than helium 'metals'.)
Science:Chemistry
Science:Astronomy
METAPODMalprepared, Easy To Attack, Poor Offense & Defense Angela Brett (Metapod is Pokemon #11)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
METEORSMoving Endlessly They Encircle Our Rotating Sphere Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy
METHANEMarshy Emissions That Have A Nasty Essence Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry
METHINKSMy Erratic Thoughts Happen In No Known Sequence Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Thoughts
METICULOUSMy Exactness Tendency Is Considered Unpopular, Lest One Unleashes Sloppiness Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
METISMagic Entwines The Irreverent Spouse Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
METREMeasured Equator To Rotator's Extremities Angela Brett (the metre was originally intended to be one ten millionth of the distance from pole to equator.)
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
METRICSMarking Each Thousandfold Range Is Convenient Symbol Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
METRICS (2)Metre Equals Three Rather Inconsiderable Consecutive Steps Patricia Rix
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
METRICS (3)Measuring Equipment That Reads In "Centi-" Scales Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
MEWMirage? Experts Wonder Angela Brett (Mew is Pokemon #151)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
MEWTWO (2)Makes Everything Wither To Win. Ouch! Dundee (Mewtwo is Pokemon #150)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
MEXICOMay Export Xylophones, I Couldn't Opine. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
MFLAMeaningless Four-Letter Acronym Zebedee (note: MFLA is allowed in the stack because it fits its expansion in the same way TLA does. However, it would be far too easy to extend this idea to a completely pointless five-letter acronym or an easy to create six-letter acronym, or to even more absurd lengths, so no further such acronyms will be accepted.)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
MIMusical Intonation Angela Brett
Entertainment:Music
MIA FARROWMan Invites Affair From Adolescent Romantically Rivalling Own Wife Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
MIAMIMoney Is A Major Issue Tavia Bryant
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
MICMassive Intestinal Cramps Jeff Anonymous
Computers:Do Not Eat
MICAHMorashtite's Imprecations Can Augur Heartbreak Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
MICEMy Infestation Chews Everything Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
MICE (2)Mouse Increasing Cat's Excitement Mary Carr
Science:Biology:Animals:Vermin
MICHAELMaybe I'm Christ (Heavens Above!) Extreme Likeness Angela Brett (Michael means 'Like God')
Names:First names:Male
MICHAEL (2)Migration Involved Cindy, Homed At Empathetic Listener Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Male
MICHAEL HOWARDMigrants In Comfortable Homes And Easy Living Helping Only Worthless And Ruthless Dropouts John Richard Jones
Names:Famous people:Politicians
MICHAEL JACKSONMan Is Careless, Haing An Eccentric Lifestyle. Jamming Adult Can Keep Success Of Name Jan Morgan
Entertainment:Music:Artists
MICHELEMost Individuals Cherish Harmony Especially Loving Examples Jan Morgan
Names:First names
MICHELLEMost Intellectual Coherent Handler Encourages Living Life Eagerly Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
MICHIGANMaybe I Could Have It Good Around Newberry Angela Brett
Places:States & Regions
MICHIGAN (2)Motor Industry, Cherries Harvested Is Great Agricultural Need Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
MICKEYMouse In Cartoons, Key Entertaining Yield Jan Morgan
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
MICROSOFT (3)Mainly Into Customer Rip-Off... Software Often Faulty Too. Angela Brett
Computers:Windows
MICROSOFT (4)Major In Creating Ridiculously Over-Sized Offal. Finance Topmost. Angela Brett
Computers:Windows
MICROSOFT (5)Motto Is, 'Create Revenue!' Operating System Often Fails Terribly Angela Brett
Computers:Windows
MICROSOFT (6)Money Is Chief Resource... Our Software's Only For Trading. Angela Brett
Computers:Windows
MICROSOFT (7)Macintosh Is Continually Rising Over Such Old-Fashioned Thinking Angela Brett
Computers:Windows
MICROSOFT (8)Media Imbeciles Continually Rabbit On, Sold On Failed Technology. Steve Keate
Computers:Windows
MICROSOFT (9)Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Software Only Fools Teenagers Henk
Computers:Windows
MICROSOFT (10)Managers In Companies Rile Office Staff, Obstinately Forcing Technology. Angela Brett - I've heard many stories of managers who've blindly bought Microsoft products despite all the people who'd actually be using them recommending other software.
Computers:Windows
MICROSOFT SOFTWAREMany Imminent Crashes... Recommend Often Saving One's Files To Safeguard Oneself From Time Wasting And Repeated Entry. Angela Brett
Computers:Windows
MICROSOFT WORKSMostly It Crashes, Requiring Outrageous Squandering Of Funds To Write Over (Reinstall) Kludgy Software Angela Brett
Computers:Windows:Applications
People & Relationships:Thoughts:Misconceptions
MICROWAVEMarvellous Invention Can Reduce Our Waiting At Various Eateries Jan Morgan
Household Objects:Appliances
MIDASMy Index Delivers Auriferous Surprises Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends
MIDDLE EASTMaybe I'm Dumb... Direction Lacks Exact Endpoints And So, This. Angela Brett, who doesn't understand how East can have a middle.
Places:Positions & Directions
MIDDLE EAST (2)Maybe It's Diameter Dividing Longitudinal Expressions... Equator Always Splits Transversely Angela Brett, after MIDDLE EAST, thinking that although you could continue forever going east or west, the middle of the space in which you can go east or west, or the middle east-west line, is the equator. (I originally considered 'Longitudinal Expressions' as east goes from one longitude to another, but it later occurred to me that Latitudinal makes more sense as East goes along latitude lines. This choice of notation also affects whether the equator can be thought to split 'Transversely')
Places:Positions & Directions
MIDDLE WESTMedian, If Defined, Definitely Located Equivalently Whichever Expression Suits Topographer. Angela Brett, who thinks that if there is a MIDDLE EAST and MIDDLE WEST, however they are defined it seems logical that they should be both at the same place, whether it's the equator as in MIDDLE EAST (2) or opposite some longitude defined as the start/end of East and West.
Places:Positions & Directions
MIDGETMany, If Diminutive, Get Exceptional Treatment Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
MIDGET (2)Miniature Individuals Don't Get Especially Tall Patricia Rix
People & Relationships
MIDNIGHTMy, It's Dark! Now I'm Getting Horribly Tired. Angela Brett
Time
MIDWAYMicrosoft Is Developing Widgets Attracting Youth Sean Lamb (Midway was Microsoft's code name for the Xbox)
Computers:Games
Names:Code Names:Microsoft
MIGRAINEMy Insides Grumble Repeatedly And It Never Ends! Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
MIGUELMost Individuals Get Used Encyclopedias, Learning Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
MIKEMan Installs Klutzy Electronics Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
Science:Electronics
MILESMerciful Individual - Likely Etymon's Slavonic. Angela Brett
Names:First names:Male
MILES (2)Mirthmaking Irishman Left Everyone Smiling Tony McCoy O'Grady (Miles/Myles is a not-uncommon Irish forename and was one of the pseudonyms of a comic writer called Brian O'Nolan who flourished in the 40s/50s/60s. Myles nagCopaleen & Flann O'Brian being two of his pseudonyms.)
Art & Literature:Writers
MILES (3)Marching Imperial Legions Established Standard! Tony McCoy O'Grady - The mile as a unit of length is of Roman military origin, being 1000 paces (a double step.... counting 1 every time the right foot hit the ground)
History
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
MILITARY INTELLIGENCEMainly It Looks Into Things About Rank&file. Yet It's Not Terribly Exact. Large Lapses In Guesswork, Evidently Never Called "Errors" TMcCO'G, who thinks that Military Intelligence is largely guesswork, and no amount of hindsight can ever prove otherwise.
Military
MILITARY TERMSMisinformation Is Largely Its Target - All Reports You Think Exact Really Mislead Someone Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military
MILK THISTLEMedicinal In Liver & Kidney Treatments, Harried Individuals Should Take Liquid Extracts Tony
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
MILKY WAYMars Invention, Luscious. Keeps Yummy, Wanted And Yearned Jan Morgan - Candy Bar
Food & Drink:Confectionery
MILLENNIUMMixup Is Looking Likely - Each Notational Nitwit Is Ultimately Mistaken! Tony McCoy O'Grady, insisting that the new millennium - a period of 1000 years - will not begin on New Year's Day 2000, rather will it be on New Year's Day 2001!
Time
MILLENNIUM (2)My, It's Long! Lavish Empires Newlyformed & Neutralised In Uno Millennium. Angela Brett
Time
MILOMay I Loudly Object? Jeff Anonymous, because he thinks that 'Milo' is such a simple-sounding name for the protagonist of 'The Phantom Tollbooth' by Norton Juster.
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
MILWAUKEEMaking (In Lakeside Wisconsin) Acronyms Usually Keeps Everyone Entertained Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Towns & Cities:USA
MIMEMinus Intonation, Minus Equipment Angela Brett
Entertainment
MINDMuch Intelligence Now Dormant Angela Brett, when Bern said something about mind expanding.
People & Relationships:Thoughts
MINEMinerals In Nature Extracted Angela Brett
Places
Science:Chemistry
MINERVA MCGONAGALLMotherly Individual Nurtures Every Resident, Verifies Abilities Magically, Congers Gifts Of Natural Activities Gets Animagus, Locating Lodging Jan Morgan -- Harry Potter character whom was watching the dursley abode as a CAT before delivering baby Harry. Teacher at HOGWARTS. (see ANIMAGUS)
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Harry Potter
MINISTRYMany Idiots (No Imaginations) Sent To Rule You Tony McCoy O'Don'tKnow
Politics
MINNESOTAManufacturing Industry Necessary, National Eagle Sightings, Ore, Timber Advantages Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
MINUTES OF USEMy! I've Now Used This Eighty Seconds - Only Forty Under Suggested Extent. Angela Brett
Time
MIRACLEMost Incidents Rare, Amazing Circumstances, Leading Evidence Jan Morgan - Miracles are explainable and evidence of how it came to be are amazing what makes them a miracle is that the circumstances are udeniable yet unexplainable
Assorted Nouns
MIRANDAMy Island Refuge's A Neat & Desirable Abode Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Tempest
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Tempest
MIRRORMy Image Reflected - Reverse Of Reality Angela Brett
Household Objects:Furniture
MISERYMissing Intimacy Since Erection Rose Yesterday Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Emotions
MISQUOTEMost Idiots Seldom Question Understanding Of The Eclipse Rico Leffanta
Science:Astronomy
Communication
MISREADINGMaybe I Should Reread Everything, As Different Interpretations Never Gel. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
MISSMajors In Sob Stories Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Titles
MISS (2)Marriage Isn't So Salient Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
People & Relationships:Titles
MISSALMine Includes Sacramental Services And Liturgies TMcCO'G
Religion
Art & Literature:Book Titles
MISS CARSWELLMan, Is She Stupid. Can't Anyone Remember Something We've Ever Learned Lately? Peter & Christina
Names
Education
MISS CONCEPTIONMothered Innumerable Sprogs, Seen Countless Obstetricians... Now Carrying Embryo. Prefers Thoughtless Insemination Over Nuptials. Angela Brett
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
People & Relationships:Thoughts:Misconceptions
MISSED MY CHANCEMaybe I Should've Suggested Engagement, Dearest - Maybe You Could Have Avoided New Chap's Engagement Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
MISSING MOBILE PHONE - MY LIFE'S RUINEDMan I'm Suddenly Speechless - It's Not Good. My Only Beloved Is Lost. Each Person's Home/ Office Numbers Escapes Me. Yet Loss Is Finite, Everything's (Slowly) Replaceable. Usefully Insured, New Equipment's Delivered Toneless Tony -- I have been at a great loss since last Thursday when my mobile phone went missing.
Communication
MISSING TEACHERMorning Instruction Sans Sensei... It's No Good To Expect A Class & Have Educator Refrain! Angela Brett, when the lecturer didn't show up for a statistics lecture.
Education:Occupations
MISSIONMembers In Service, Savior Is Our News Jan Morgan -- truly what a mission is about and missionaries anxiously want to share it
Religion
MISSIONARYMembers In Service Sacrificing Identity Old New Anxiously Reach You Jan Morgan -- 2 young men or ladies or a married couple searching for themselves while serving the savior and delivering His message
Religion
MISSION CRITICALMy IBook Should Stay Inerrantly Operating, Neccessarily. Can't Risk It Taking Ill; Couldn't Annotate Lectures. Jeff Anonymous, when it was thought (mistakenly) that Apronyms for Mac OS X would not work on JAGUAR, explaining: I'd upgrade to PANTHER except my only Mac is MISSION CRITICAL.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
MISSISSIPPIMemories In Segration, Slavery In Southern State Is Paradisical Plantation Illusions Jan Morgan - Plantation owners were in paradise while the slaves were not
Places:States & Regions
MISSOURIMark Is Seasoned Storyteller Of Unusual Rhetoric Idealogy Jan Morgan - Mark Twain
Places:States & Regions
MISS YAMostly I'm Sad Since You're Away Edwin Hermann
People & Relationships
MISTMoisture Is Somewhat Tenuous TMcCO'G
Science:Meteorology
MISTAKEMy Incompetence Started This Awful Knowledge Error. Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
MISTAKESMy Inglish's Something Terrible And Kontains Erratic Spellings Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay
MISTERMajors In Seduction To Ensnare Romantics Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Titles
MISTRIALMaybe It's Supposed To Result In A Liquidation Sean Lamb
People & Relationships:Law & Order
MISTYMostly Impossible Seeing Two Yards Angela Brett
Science:Meteorology
MITCHELLMan Is Truly Confusing Has Extremist Lfestyle, Lamentable Jan Morgan -- someone I USED to know
Names:First names:Male
MITCHELL (2)Man Is Truly Confusing, Has Extinguished Ladies' Light Jan Morgan -- someone I USED to know
Names:First names:Male
MITSUBISHIMan In Transport Speeds Up Beautifully, In Spyder He's Inherited TMcCO'G
Transport:Car Makes & Models
MME DE MAINTENANTMany Men Entertain Doubts Even Men Always In Need Test Extra Nonchalance After Naughty Trysts Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature:Writers
MMORPGMorons Mindlessly Overdoing Redundantly Programmed Game Sporkmaster (MMORPG usually stands for Massively Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Games
MNEMONICMy Non-Exact Memory Often Needs Increased Capability Tony McCoy O'Grady
Words & Wordplay
MNEMONIC!Memory Nugget! Enhancing Mind's Organization / Needs / Intention / Creatively! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. MNEMONIC! was so much fun! Including the 8 lines for Expansion, making MNEMONIC! read down LEFT COLUMN, thus producing ANOTHER MNEMONIC! N spans only pages 769-798 in Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary! (Notice, I am afflicted, not only with ACRO/APRO/NYMA/MAKER/MANIA, but also, EXCLAMATION POINTER/MANIA!)
Words & Wordplay
MOAMaori Over-Ate Steve Keate
Science:Biology:Animals:Birds
MOABMan Of Authorised Bible Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
Religion
MOAB (2)Maxes Out All Buildings Tony McCoy O'Grady referring to "Massive Ordnance Air Blast Bomb", "Mother Of All Bombs"
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Military:Weapons
MOATManmade Ocean Around Tower Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Waterways
MODEL (2)Men Only Date Easy Lays Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations

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