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HOMEWORKHow One's Midweek Evenings Went On - Revising Knowledge Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
HOMICIDEHorror Of Murder Is Captured In Deceased's Expression Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
People & Relationships:Death
HOMOGRAPHYHelpful Orthographic Method - One Graphical Representation And Phoneme Homogeneously Yoked Angela Brett, who doesn't think Homogeneously is the best word for it.
Science:Linguistics
Communication
HOMOSEXUALSHump Other Men Only, So Eschewing XX. Unusual, Although (Lately) Sanctioned. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
HONDAHop On, Now Drive Away Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
HONDURASHassled Over Nicaragua's Dictatorship - Unwanted Rebels And Sandinistas. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
HONEYHarvest Of Nectar - Extremely Yummy Angela Brett
Food & Drink
HONEY (2)Hot Orgasmic Neighbour Excites You! Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
HONEYMOONHours Of Nighttime Experimenting - You Might Orgasm... Or Not. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
HONORHow Others Note One's Respect Sean Lamb
People & Relationships
HONORABLEHonesty Offers Notice On Respectable Attribute, Best Loved Example Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
HONORARYHaving One's Noble Opinions, Reputable And Respected, Yes Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
HONOURSHonouring Old Nimble-One Upset Rolling Stone Nanker Phelge -- I see that Keef is miffed that Mick accepted a gong - because of 'pressure' from Tony Blair!
Entertainment:Music
HOODHere's Owner Of Degree Angela Brett, a few weeks before graduating.
Household Objects:Clothing:Academic Regalia
HOOKERHarlot Often Offers Kerbside Erotic Rendezvous Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
HOOVERHums Over Objective, Vacuums Entire Region Jan Morgan -- Brand name of a vacuum
Household Objects:Appliances
HOPEHeart's Optimism Preserves Enthusiasm Timothy Chambers
People & Relationships:Emotions
HOPE (2)Hope Object: Pleasant Expectation! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Emotions
HOPE (3)Has Only Pure Expectations Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Emotions
HORACEHolding On Romantically Antagonises Consorts Everytime Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Male
HORATIOHamlet's Only Real Ally Through Incredible Ordeal Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Hamlet, Prince Of Denmark
HORIZONTALHow, Oftentimes Reclining I Zzzz Or Nod, Til Alarm Livens Bill Neal
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
HORMONESHas Own Reactions, Managing Own Nuttiness Engages Some Jan Morgan
Science:Biology
HORSEHumans Often Race Speedy Equines. Angela Brett. (Tony replied 'I've never raced a horse in my life! I'm (just about) smart enough to know it would win ;-)')
Science:Biology:Animals
HORSE (2)Here's One! Relentlessly Sheep Elsewhere. Angela Brett, who saw a lot of sheep but very few horses on her way from Auckland to Palmerston North.
Science:Biology:Animals
HORSE (3)Harry Only Rides Sally East Uniasus
Science:Biology:Animals
Transport
HORSE (4)Her Owner's Really Supreme Equestrienne Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
HORSE (5)His Owner Races Steeplechasers Excellently Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
HORSE CHESTNUTHemorrhoids Of Robust Soreness Eased. Chronic Hairveins Evidently Succumb To Nature's Usual Treatment Tony
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
HORSEPOWERHumans Often Race Speedy Engines... Probability Of Wreckage Escalates Rapidly. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
HORSESHumans' Overiding/Overall Resource Speed Earthshakin' Steeds! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Biology:Animals
Transport
HORSETAILHairs Of Rather Splendid Equine - Tasty And Incredibly Long Tony (Yeah, I know it's a plant and not an actual horse's tail)
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
HOSEAHarsh Overtones, Split Ended Acceptably Eric Bridgstock
Religion:Bible books
HOSPITALHouse Of Sick Patients Itching Their Amputated Limbs Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
Places:Buildings
HOSPITAL (2)Hearses Offer Some Patients Into The After-Life Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
Places:Buildings
HOSPITALITYHome's Open, Swinging Party Is Thrown And Lasts Indefinitely, Thank You TMcCO'G
People & Relationships
HOSTELHow One Shuns The Expensive Lodges Angela Brett
Places:Buildings
HOSTILEHe Obviously Seems Threatening, Indeed Looks Evilminded Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
HOTHeightening Of Thermoactivity Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
Science:Physics
HOT (2)Honey On Toast Chelsea Reid, who responded, "Honey on toast?" when her mother refered to her boyfriend as 'Honey.' Being only three and a half, Chelsea probably doesn't realise it's an acronym for another possible description of this 'honey.'
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
HOT AND SEXYHumans Openly Titillated, Aroused, Naughty During Sex - Even Xenophobic Yanks Chris Kjelgaard
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
HOT BOXHelp/Halt! Our Train's Becoming Overly Xerantic! Angela Brett (According to the glossary on http://trackbed.com, hot box refers to excessive heating of a plain bearing axlebox due often to a loss of adequate lubrication and which required the locomotive to be stopped before severe damage and possible derailment occurred.)
Transport:Trains
HOT CHIPSHot Oil Tastily Cooks Highly Irresistible Potato Sticks Angela Brett, while waiting for hot chips to be cooked at the UNIVERSITY cafeteria.
Food & Drink
HOT-CROSS BUNSHow Oddly They Celebrate Religious Occasion... 'Sweet & Savioury' Bread Undoes Numerous Sins. Angela Brett
Food & Drink
Time:Special Occasions:Easter
HOT-CROSS BUNS (2)Holy On-Top Crucifix... Remember Our Saviour Suffered Brutality Undoing Numerous Sins Angela Brett
Food & Drink
Time:Special Occasions:Easter
HOT DOGHow One Tries Disguising Old Gristle TMcCO'G
Food & Drink
HOTELHouse Of Travellers - Expensive Lodgings! Angela Brett/Dustan Dowsing, while listening to an mp3 of 'Hotel California' by The Eagles.
Places:Buildings
HOTMAILHow One Tells Microsoft Administration Is Lacking Sean Lamb
Computers:Internet
HOTMAIL (2)Has Own Talking Messengers At Indivdual's Location Jan Morgan
Computers:Internet
HOUSEHome Of Usual Suburban Entities Angela Brett
Places:Buildings
HOUSE OF LORDSHereditary Oligarchs Usually Sent Eldest Offspring For Legislative Office - Rarely Doing Superbly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
HOWARDHow Other-Wordly... A Rationalising Duck. Angela Brett, referring to the film 'Howard The Duck'. I'm after a better word than Rationalising... something meaning 'humanoid', 'anthropomorphised', 'beer-drinking', 'blokey' or one of the other traits Howard possessed which are otherwise exclusive to humans.
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
HOW DO I SUBMIT?Hello O Wise Dictionary Owners. Is Submission Undertaken By Me Ideally Tackled? Tony McCoy O'Grady, when someone capitalised 'HOW DO I SUBMIT?' on the Acronyms forums.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Communication:Acronyms Forums
HOW DO YOU DO THAT?Help Out With Details Of Your Operational Uniqueness, Disclosure Of Technique Helps Acclimatise Trainees TMcCO'G
Assorted Phrases
HOWDY"Hello" - Or - "Welcome" Drawls Yank Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Hello & Goodbye
HOWIEHumorous One Was Improvisational Entertainer Sean Lamb (Howie Mandel is a comic who is pretty good at improvisation)
Names:Famous people
Entertainment
HOW MANYHave Office Wench Make Amends Next Year Rico Leffanta, after someone telling him they had "too many" and made a fool out of themselves at the office Christmas party (in Britain, since office parties in America are tabu), but decided there was nothing they could do except make amends next year.
Drugs
Time:Special Occasions
HOW NOW BROWN COWHere's One Writing Naming Our Wonderful Bovine Representive. Ours Was Named Clara. Oh, Wow! Roger Williams
Assorted Phrases
HOW'S THAT?Here's One Witting Suggestion To Have Angela Tittering Tony McCoy O'Grady, after IT CAN BE AS LONG AS YOU LIKE AS LONG AS YOU ACRONYMISE IT
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
HOW TO HUG A PORCUPINEHarmful Onerous Warlike Tyrannical Opinions, Hard Uncooperative Glacial Attitudes, Problematic Ominous Reasonings, Complicated Unmanageable Personalities, Illusions Not Eliminated Jan Morgan
Art & Literature:Book Titles
HTMLHow They Make Links Tony McCoy O'Grady (HTML usually stands for HyperText Markup Language)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
HTTPHere's That Titled Page Tony McCoy O'Grady - People seem to think that 'http://www.co.nz' is the 'name' of a page, rather than the 'address'. (HTTP usually stands for HyperText Transfer Protocol)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
HTTP (2)How They Transfer Pages Angela Brett, inspired by HTML. HTTP usually stands for HyperText Transfer Protocol.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
HTTP://ACRONYMS.CO.NZHave The Time, Phone, And Computer? Read Our Newest Yabberings - Mostly-Sane Creations Of Novel Zeitvertreib Angela Brett, referring to the ACRONYMS web site of course.
Computers:Internet:URLs
HTTP://UN.CO.NZ/ANGELAHave Time To Peruse? Using Netscape, Come Over 'N' Zip Around. Newly Generated Eloquence Lies Ahead. Angela Brett, acronymising her website (since moved to http://macintosh.geek.nz) This includes the ACRONYMS site which is updated with new acronyms every week.
Computers:Internet:URLs
HUBHurts Ur Body Jeff Anonymous
Computers:Do Not Eat
HUBBYHopelessly Unaware Bubble Burst Yesterday Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
HUBERT DE BURGHHonest-Under-Bewildering-Events/ Rogue-Thoroughly-Devious? Expects, By Uniting Royals, General Happiness Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King John
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King John
HUGHold Unforgettable Guy/Gal Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
HUGEHas, Unexpectedly, Grown Enormously Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
HUHHardly Understood Her Angela Brett
Main
HULAHappy Undulating Lustful Acts Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
HUMHaving Unusual Moans Jan Morgan
Assorted Nouns:Noises
HUMANHonestly, Unrequited Meaning Afflicts Nothing imposed
People & Relationships
HUMAN (2)Hands Used Mainly Affecting Neighbourhood Gavin Lambert - After all, our hands are our primary means of manipulating our environment.
People & Relationships
Science:Biology:Animals
HUMBLEHas Unpretentious Meekness Because Lives Egoless Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
HUMDINGERHaving Unexpected Merriment Deeply Involving Numerous Gleeful Excited Responses Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
HUMMERHow Un-Moving Mouths Emit Resonances Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music
HUMORHaha's Usually My Own Response Tony McCoy O'Grady, who spells HUMOUR properly.
Laughter
HUMOROUSHaving Upturned Mouth, Often Result Of Unintended Subtext Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
HUMOURHate Uncorrect 'Mericanisms Omitting 'U's Regularly! Tony McCoy O'Grady (see HUMOR)
Laughter
HUNCHHope Uncle Never Catches Her Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
HUNGRILYHe Uncovers Nude Genitals, Revealing Intense Lustful Yearnings Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
HUNGRYHave U No Grub Ready Yet? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
HUNGRY (2)Hollow, Uncomfortable, Not Gastronomically Revived Yet Patricia Rix
Food & Drink
HUNTHaving Unusual Natural Talent Jan Morgan
Sports & Recreation
HUNTERHaving Unusual Natural Talent, Engages Rifle Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
Sports & Recreation
HURRICANEHurry Up Redhat, Redmond Is Continuing Adding New Enhancements Sean Lamb (Hurricane was the code name for RedHat Linux 5.0)
Computers:Linux
Names:Code Names:Linux
HURRY!High Urgency... Result Required Yesterday! Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
HURTHave Undiagnised Repugnant Troubles Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
HURTS TO BE A CARRIERHowever Unafflicted, Relaying This Sickness To Others Becomes Equally A Curse... Always Remembering Risk, I'm Etiologic Recluse. Angela Brett, when somebody searched for that phrase on the Acronyms website.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
HUSBANDHe Usually Sleeps Beside A Nuptial Darling. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
HUSHHow Unbroken Silence Happens Tony McQuiet O'Grady
Assorted Nouns:Noises
HUSH (2)How Utterer Silences Hordes TMcCO'G
Assorted Nouns:Noises
HUSSEINHyprocritical United States Supremo Excuses Invasion Nightly Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
HUSSEIN (2)Holes Used Secretly; Still, Eventually, It's Noticed. Roger Williams
Names:Famous people:Politicians
HUSTLERHe's Usually Sharp, Though Losing Early's Rewarding Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
HUWOMANITYHonour Ultimately Womens' Opportunities! Mother Affirm / Nurture Infants, Teens, Youth! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
People & Relationships
HYATTHere, You Are The Top Angela Brett
Places:Buildings
HYDRAHow You Define Reboots Again Sean Lamb (Hydra was Microsoft's code name for Windows NT 4.0 Terminal Server Edition; MS servers always seem to need a reboot...)
Names:Code Names:Microsoft
HYDROCARBONSHave You Done Rudimentary Organic Chemistry? Alkynes' Redundant Bonds Offer No Saturation. Angela Brett
Science:Chemistry
HYMENHello Young Men - Especially Newcomers! Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Body Parts
HYMEN (2)Hasn't Young Maiden Experienced Nymphomania? Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
HYPERCARDHighly Yoozerfriendly Programming Environment Requiring Clean And Rapid Development Angela Brett
Computers:Programming
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software:Applications
HYPER PETEHello Yeomen. Please Extend Rhetorical Presumption Explaining 'Tactful' Ebullition. Hyper Pete (AKA Hyper Unit) in response to Tony's HYPER UNIT expansions.
Names:Acronymists
HYPER PETE (2)Happy You're Participating! Enjoy Remitting Personal Expansions To Everyone. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
HYPER PETE (3)Have You Published Exciting Remarkably-Precise, Elegantly-Tailored Expansions? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
HYPERTALKHave You Programmed Especially Rapidly? Try Another Language, 'Kay? Angela Brett. (The 'Kay is short for Okay and also a reference to my C programming lecturer whose last name is Kay.)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
Computers:Programming
HYPER UNITHas Your 'Puter Ever Ruined User's Newly Input Typing? Tony McCoy O'Grady, after seeing Hyper's anti-Macronyms.
Names:Acronymists
HYPER UNIT (2)He's Yesterday's Person. Espousing (Recklessly) Utterly Nasty Information Technology Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Acronymists
HYPHENHave You, Perhaps, Hyphen-Excess Neurosis Tony Hyphen O'Grady (see SHARON (2))
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
HYSTERIAHave You Sensed The Excited Rage-Induced Anger? Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
HYSTERIA (2)Have You Stopped To Engage Reason? It's Alright! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
HYSTERICALHollers Yells Screams To Excess Reliving Imaginary Circumstances Alienating Love Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Emotions
HYSTERICAL (2)Helplessly Yelping, Screaming Things Endlessly, Ranting Incoherently, Complaining A Lot. Steve Keate, after he lost Angela's Mac.
People & Relationships:Emotions
HYSTERICSHave You Seen The Evil Raging In Circumcised Sydney? Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
People & Relationships:Emotions
HYTHEHarbour You Thank Heaven Entering Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Waterways
HYUNDAIHave You (Until Now) Driven An Ideal? Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
HZHearing Zone Jan Morgan (Hz is usually short for Hertz)
Science:Mathematics:Measurement

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