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| BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH | Boom! Large, Useless Error Speaks Cryptic, Random Explanation. Evil Nerd Organization Fiendishly Devised Explosion At Technical Hell. | Sporkmaster, who has Windows XP, doesn't have this curse, but speaks on behalf of the less fortunate. Computers:Windows | 
| LAS VEGAS | Losers Away Squandering Valuables, Expecting Gold; Always Screwed. | Sporkmaster Places:Towns & Cities:USA | 
| MARS (3) | Mostly A Red Surface | Sporkmaster Science:Astronomy:Planets | 
| MMORPG | Morons Mindlessly Overdoing Redundantly Programmed Game | Sporkmaster (MMORPG usually stands for Massively Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game) Re-expansions of existing acronyms Computers:Games | 
| NETHACK | Neat, Everything's Text! Heroic "At" Creams Kobolds. | Sporkmaster Computers:Games |