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APRONYMS BY MATTHEW ORAM
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100% BREASTBeautiful, Round, Entertaining, Appetising, Supple, Tittilating. Matthew Oram and Steve Keate
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% BREAST (2)Becomes Really Erect After Some Tweaking Matthew Oram and Steve Keate
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% BUMBelow Underwear, Marginally Matthew Oram
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% CALENDARComplete Annual List, Entaililing Numerous Divisions And Rectangles Matthew Oram
Time
100% CHAIR (2)Comfortable Haven Allowing Immediate Rest/Respite Matthew Oram
Household Objects:Furniture
100% CHILD (3)Complete Human In Latent Development Matthew Oram
People & Relationships
100% FRIDGEFreezing Receptacle Including Digestable Goodies Endlessly Matthew Oram and Steve Keate
Food & Drink
Household Objects:Appliances
100% HEATERHigh Electrical Appetite, Turns Element Red. Matthew Oram and Steve Keate
Household Objects:Appliances
100% LOCK (2)Loss Of Car Keys Matthew Oram
Transport
100% PENIS (2)Particularly Enlarged, Now Incredibly Stiff Matthew Oram
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% PLUGPush Lightly Until Grounded Matthew Oram
Household Objects
100% SUITCASESuitably Un Intesting Transport Capsule Aiding Stylish Escape Matthew Oram
Household Objects
100% VAGINA (2)Very Accomodating, Good In Numerous Applications Matthew Oram and Steve Keate
Science:Biology:Body Parts