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AASLEAGHAwful Alcohol's Still Left, & Everyone's Already Got Hangovers! Angela Brett (Aasleagh is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'A liqueur made only for drinking at the end of a revoltingly long bottle party when all the drinkable drink has been drunk.'
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
AFFCOTA Frightful Fart Cuts Off Talking. Angela Brett (Affcot is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'The sort of fart you hope people will talk after.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
ANGELA (2)Acronymious Nerdish Girl Eliciting Little Amazement John Brett. (Angela's father)
Names:Acronymists
Names:Acronymists
Names:First names:Female
Names:First names:Female
APPLE (2)A Pepsi President Lent Expertise Angela Brett (referring to John Sculley)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
ARCITEAthenian Romantic Contretemps Inspires Theseus's Enmity Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's (and/or John Fletcher's) The Two Noble Kinsmen
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Two Noble Kinsmen
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Two Noble Kinsmen
ARTHUR (2)Arouses Resentments Though Henry Ultimately Reigns Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King John
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King John
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King John
AUDIAn Unsafe Driver Inside John Richard Jones
Transport:Car Makes & Models
Transport:Car Makes & Models
Transport:Drivers
Transport:Drivers
BAESYSTEMSBeing An Engineering Specialist You Should Take Engineering More Seriously John Richard Jones - Advice to all who work where I do, with the company name as an Apronym
Commerce:Companies
Commerce:Companies
BASTARDSBureaucrats Are Such Their Arrogance Really Does Show John Richard Jones
People & Relationships:Insults
People & Relationships:Insults
BIASEDBlair Is A Swindler Every Day John Richard Jones
Politics
Politics
BINGO (2)Blair Is No Good Okay John Richard Jones
Politics
Politics
BMW (2)Bigoted Multifaced Wanker John Richard Jones. This is what I think of some BMW drivers who treat other drivers as second-class.
Transport:Car Makes & Models
Transport:Car Makes & Models
Transport:Drivers
Transport:Drivers
BOTUSFLEMINGBefore Operation The Urbane Surgeon Feels Like Extracting Mucus (Including Nasal Gloop) Tony McCoy O'Grady (Botusfleming is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'A small, long-handled steel trowel used by surgeons to remove the contents of a patient's nostrils prior to a sinus operation.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
BRIDGEND Burying Residents In Deep Graves Ends Neighbourhood Disputes John Richard Jones
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
CARDIFFCan Anyone Really Do It For Free? John Richard Jones
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
CHOIR (2)Confidence, Honesty, Outgoing, Integrity, Respect John Richard Jones Required to make progress in this world.
Entertainment:Music
Entertainment:Music
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
CHRISTINECinematic Horror Revealing Intelligent Suspense. Terror In Night Excursions Eric Bridgstock... I spotted CHRISTINE in the unsuccessful searches and immediately thought of the film directed by John Carpenter, based on the Stephen King novel
Entertainment:Movies
Entertainment:Movies
Art & Literature:Book Titles
Art & Literature:Book Titles
CHRISTINE (2)Carpenter's Halloween Release Is Scary. Tempting Insomnia - No Escape! Eric Bridgstock... I spotted CHRISTINE in the unsuccessful searches and immediately thought of the film directed by John Carpenter, based on the Stephen King novel
Entertainment:Movies
Entertainment:Movies
Art & Literature:Book Titles
Art & Literature:Book Titles
CIVIL SERVANTSControl Icons Violating International Laws Spoiling Everything Rejecting Values And Neglecting The System John Richard Jones
People & Relationships:The Workforce
People & Relationships:The Workforce
CLATHYClutching Lightbulb Anxiously, Thinking, "Here? Yonder?" Angela Brett (Clathy is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'Nervously indecisive about how to dispose of a dead lightbulb.'
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
COLOSSIANSCult Offered Life Of Sure Salvation. Itinerant Apostle Nailed Slander. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
CONSERVATIVESContinuation Of National State Earnings Related Value Added Taxes In Very Extreme Situations John Richard Jones
Politics:Parties
Politics:Parties
CONSTANCE"Could Other Nation Seize Throne?" Asks Nasty Conniving Englishwoman Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King John
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King John
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King John
CORINTHIANSCorruption Observed. Renounce Impiety Now. Tolerating Heresy Is A Non-Starter. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
COVENTRYCriminally Organised Villans Eventually Need To Rob You John Richard Jones
Places:Towns & Cities
Places:Towns & Cities
COWBRIDGECriminally Organised Ways Being Rewarded In Dangerous Gangland Exchanges John Richard Jones
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
DUNTISHDon't Undertake Numeracy Tests If Severely Hungover Tony McCoy O'Grady (Duntish is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'Mentally incapacitated by severe hangover.')
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
ECCLESIASTESEpistemological Cynicism Causes Literary Expert Some Irritation. A Sceptical Thinker Emerges Strongly Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
EMILIA (2)Every Man Is Lost In Admiration Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's (and/or John Fletcher's) The Two Noble Kinsmen
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Two Noble Kinsmen
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Two Noble Kinsmen
EPHESIANSEdited Pauline Handiwork Explains Spiritual Intentionality. All Need Salvation. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
EVANGELIST (2)Evil Villains, Admit Now: God Eternal Loves Incinerating Sinning Traitors/Terrorists/Trekkies/Tombrobbers/Townsfolk/Turtlepoachers/Thieves Jeff Anonymous, adding: something a mad Johnathan Edwards-like evangelist might say
Religion:Religious Occupations
Religion:Religious Occupations
EZEKIELExtremely Zealous Ecstatic Keenly Inveighs Exile Loudly. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
FOR STARTERSFor Only Recently Shoud Those Adults Ready To Engage Really Start. John Block
Assorted Phrases
Assorted Phrases
FRINGFilament's Rattled - It's Not Glowing Tony McCoy O'Grady (Fring is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'The noise made by light bulb which has just shone its last.')
Assorted Nouns:Noises
Assorted Nouns:Noises
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
FROSSESFolks Really Organise Stupid Stuff, Eh Sista? Angela Brett (Frosses is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'The lecherous looks exchanged between sixteen-year-olds at a party given by someone's parents')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
GALATIANSGazing Astrologers Listened, Awed, To Itinerant Apostle. Now Saved. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
GLASSELGood-Looking At Sea Side, Elsewhere Lacklustre. Angela Brett ('Glassel' is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'A seaside pebble which was shiny and interesting when wet, and which is now a lump of rock, which children nevertheless insist on filing their suitcases with after the holiday.
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
HABAKKUKHow A Baleful Avenger Kills, Kiboshes Ungodly's Kin. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
HAGGAIHeaven Awaits. Glorify God. Arise, Israel! Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
HASSOPHere Armchair Stores Sterling Or Plastic Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady (Hassop is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'The pocket down the back of an armchair used for storing two-shilling bits and pieces of Lego.'
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
HASTINGSHardly Anything Suspicious - The... Icing Needed Glazing, See? Angela Brett (Hastings is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'Things said on the spur of the moment to explain to someone who comes into a room unexpectedly precisely what it is you are doing.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
HOFFHaughty Outrage Feints Falsehood Tony McCoy O'Grady (Hoff is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning 'To deny indignantly something which is palpably true.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
HUBERT DE BURGHHonest-Under-Bewildering-Events/ Rogue-Thoroughly-Devious? Expects, By Uniting Royals, General Happiness Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King John
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King John
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King John
JANJohn Adaptive Name Jan Morgan - If I would have been a boy I would have been John (after my daddy's brother) - John means Jan in Dutch.
Names:Acronymists
Names:Acronymists
Names:First names:Female
Names:First names:Female
JARROWJactate Across Rural Road's Overall Width Tony McCoy O'Grady (Jarrow is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'An agricultural device which, when towed behind a tractor, enables the farmer to spread his dung evenly across the width of the road.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
JEANNEJah Endows... As Numerous Names Express! Angela Brett - Jeanne, like hundreds of other names, comes from 'John' which means 'God is gracious' or 'Gift of God'
Names:First names:Female
Names:First names:Female
JOHN BRETTJauntily Offering Higher Notions, Bringing Real Enthusiasm To Technology John Brett
Names:Acronymists
Names:Acronymists
JOHN RYANJuveniles On Hawaii Never Remember You're Always Near Rico Leffanta (John Ryan is better known as Jack Lord)
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
JONAHJahweh Orders Ninevah A Harbinger. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
JONATHANJust One Name, Around Two Hundred Alternative Notations Angela Brett (there are several spellings of Jonathan, and seemingly hundreds of other names from the same root as John)
Names:First names:Male
Names:First names:Male
JUDEJoy Under Difficult Experiences Sue Johnson
Names:First names:Female
Names:First names:Female
KALAMIKorean (?) Artistry Leaves A Map Immaculate Tony McCoy O'Grady (Kalami is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'The ancient Eastern art of being able to fold road-maps properly.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
LABOURLacking Authority Because Of Useless Reforms John Richard Jones. Fed up with Labour's incompetence.
Politics:Parties
Politics:Parties
LABOUR (2)Layabouts Are Betraying Our Unique Reputation John Richard Jones
Politics:Parties
Politics:Parties
LAMENTATIONSLines Acrostically Made Expressing National Tragedy. A Temple Is Overthrown, Nation Sundered. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
LIBERAL DEMOCRATSLacking In Basic Educational Resources And Learning Damaging Engineering, Manufacturing, Opportunities, Confidence, Reputation And Tainting Success John Richard Jones -- Thoughts in the run up to the General Election 2005
Politics:Parties
Politics:Parties
LIFFLook Inside For Facts Angela Brett - Liff is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'A book, the contents of which are totally belied by its cover...'
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
LLANELLILimp-Limbed After Natation - Essay Loosening Liquid Involuntarily Tony McCoy O'Grady (Llanelli is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'Descriptive of the waggling movement of a person's hands when shaking water from them or warming up for a piece of workshop theatre.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
LOVE (3)Likely Outcome Very Exciting John Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE (4)Little Of Value Eventually John Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE (5)Lusty Origin Vigorous Ending John Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE (6)Laugh, Our Vanities Exposed John Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE (7)Lack Of Visible Evidence John Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE (8)Life Of Varied Emotions John Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE (9)Little Organs Virtually Extinct John Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE (10)Large Organs Visibly Erect John Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE (11)Lack Of - Very Evil John Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE (12)Lust Overcomes- Virtue Exits John Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE (13)Lone Option - Virtual Excitement John Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE (14)Ladies Of Virtue Extinct John Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE (15)Loss Of Virginity Expected John Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE (16)Lewd Outlook - Venal Ending John Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LOVE (17)Lack Of Variety Exhausts John Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
LUDLOWLeg's Unstable? Deploy Lump Or Wad Tony McCoy O'Grady (Ludlow is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'A wad of newspaper, folded tablenapkin or lump of carboard put under a wobbly table or chair to make it stand up straight. It is perhaps not widely known that air-ace Sir Douglas Bader used to get about on an enormous pair of ludlows before he had his artificial legs fitted.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
LUTONLavatory's Upholstered To One's Needs Tony McCoy O'Grady (Luton is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning 'The horseshoe-shaped rug which goes around a lavatory seat.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
MARION MORRISONMan Always Rides In On Nag; Maid Often Rides Roughly In Saddle Or Noisily Rico Leffanta (Marion Morrison is better known as John Wayne)
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses:Little known real names
MEATHOPMeet Each Aircraft Tragedy & Have Obscene Picnic Tony McCoy O'Grady (Meathop is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'One who sets off for the scene of an aircraft crash with a picnic hamper.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
MERTHYR TYDFILMindless Educationally Retarded Twits Having Yobbish Relationships These Yobs Demonstrate Failures In Life John Richard Jones A thought of people living in Merthyr Tydfil with it being the 'Sick Capital' of the United Kingdom.
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
MICAHMorashtite's Imprecations Can Augur Heartbreak Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
MICHAEL HOWARDMigrants In Comfortable Homes And Easy Living Helping Only Worthless And Ruthless Dropouts John Richard Jones
Names:Famous people:Politicians
Names:Famous people:Politicians
MOUTH (2)Mine's Only Used To Hassle John Block. I was looking for the acronym for KLR which is the letters in the model number of my motorbike. I never really thought of conceiving acronyms from everyday words, but after reading a few I had to try.
Science:Biology:Body Parts
Science:Biology:Body Parts
NAASNoxious Albanian Alcohol's Source Tony McCoy O'Grady (Naas is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'The winemaking region of Albania where most of the wine that people take to bottle-parties comes from.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
NACTIONNot And, 'Cause Truly It's Only N Angela Brett (Naction is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'The 'n' with which cheap advertising copywriters replace the word 'and' (as in 'fish 'n' chips', 'mix 'n' match', 'assault 'n' battery'), in the mistaken belief that this is in some way chummy or endearing.
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
NAHUMNinevah Assailed. Happiness Upon Me! Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
NEHEMIAHNew Era Heralded; Exiles Migrate; Israel At Home Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
NYBSTERNot You, But Short-Trip-Elevator-Rider Tony McCoy O'Grady (Nybster is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'Sort of person who takes the lift to travel one floor.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
OBADIAHOracular Bard Apocalyptically Denies Israel's Adversaries Hope. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
OSBASTONOne Should Beware A Seven-Times-Over Nincompoop Tony McCoy O'Grady (Osbaston is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'A point made for the seventh time to somebody who insisits that they know exactly what you mean but clearly hasn't got the faintest idea.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
OSSETTOrnate Spare Secretes Extra Toilet Tissue Tony McCoy O'Grady (Ossett is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'A frilly spare-toilet-roll-cosy.')
Household Objects
Household Objects
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
PALAMONPally Allegiance Lumbered After Maiden's Openly Noted Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's (and/or John Fletcher's) The Two Noble Kinsmen
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Two Noble Kinsmen
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Two Noble Kinsmen
PEPSI COLA (2)People's Evident Preference. Sculley's Is Coke, On Labelless Appraisal. Angela Brett, because when John Sculley (then president of Pepsi Cola) took the 'Pepsi challenge' he picked Coca Cola as being the nicest tasting cola, although most people chose Pepsi as long as the brands were not identified beforehand.
Food & Drink:Drinks
Food & Drink:Drinks
PIG (2)Pretentious Idiot's Glory John Richard Jones
People & Relationships:Insults
People & Relationships:Insults
PISSOFFProfessional In Some Sort Of Financial Field John Richard Jones
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations:Humorous Job Titles
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations:Humorous Job Titles
PITSLIGOPeople In Tube Straphang - 'Look, I'm Gently Oozing!' Tony McCoy O'Grady (Pitsligo is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'Part of traditional mating rite. During the first hot day of spring, all the men in the tube start giving up their seats to ladies and staphanging. The purpose of pitsligo is for them to demonstrate their manhood by displaying the wet patches under their arms.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
PLAID CYMRUParliamentary Leaders Allowed Inside Daily Commissioning Your Mothers Requests Upstairs John Richard Jones
Politics:Parties
Politics:Parties
PLEELEYPickled Lush's Elaborately Endeavours Looking Endearing - Yuk! Tony McCoy O'Grady (Pleeley is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'Descriptive of a drunk person's attempt to be endearing.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
POLITICIANS (10)Professionals Of Low Integrity Targeting Innocent Citizens In A Nationwide Scam John Richard Jones
Politics
Politics
PONTYPRIDDProvision Of New Trials You Practice Regularly If Done Daily John Richard Jones
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
POPCASTLEPiece Of Precocious Child's Artwork - Say "That Looks Excellent!" Tony McCoy O'Grady (Popcastle is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'Something drawn or modelled by a small child which you are supposed to know wait it is.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
PORTHCAWLPrivately Owned Residences That Have Cold Attics Which Leak John Richard Jones
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
PORT TALBOTPollution Of Real Threat The Answer Lies Beneath Our Tongues John Richard Jones
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
RIPONReview Is Plagiarism Of Novel Angela Brett (Ripon is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, '(Of literary critics.) To include all the best jokes from the book in the review to make it look as if the critic thought of them.'
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
SAIDSmart Arses Inferiority Disorder John Richard Jones This is for those who can only say negative things against you but have no grounds for it. If it can only be said, then it has to be SAID.
Communication
Communication
People & Relationships:Abuse
People & Relationships:Abuse
SALOMEShe Always Loved Old Misers Enthusiastically Rico Leffanta (Salome is the dancer "John-the-Baptist" lost his head over)
Religion
Religion
SCABWAGSimple Charlie Aggressive Bully Without Any Guts John Richard Jones
People & Relationships:Insults
People & Relationships:Insults
SCEPTICAL MANSculley Created Essential Peruser, The Ideal Computer-Aided Learner Multiply Analyses Notions. Angela Brett, because in his book, 'Odyssey: Pepsi to Apple,' John Sculley says that the ideal reader is Sceptical Man... and that, 'Sceptical Man does not take ideas on faith; he uses a multiplicity of information to compare and contrast. The computer makes such information available easily and in great quantity.'
MacGirl & KeyBoard:(Wannabe) Superheroes
MacGirl & KeyBoard:(Wannabe) Superheroes
SCORRIERSnuffling Canine - Often Revolting - Rootles In Embarrassing Regions Tony McCoy O'Grady (Scorrier is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'A small hunting dog trained to snuffle amongst your private parts.')
Science:Biology:Animals
Science:Biology:Animals
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
SCRAMOGESmall Cut Received After Mishap On Gummed Envelope Tony McCoy O'Grady (Scramoge is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'To cut oneself whilst licking envelopes.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
SIMPRIMSkirt Is Modestly Pulling Reveals (Immodestly) Mammaries Tony McCoy O'Grady (Simprim is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'The little movement of false modesty by which a girl with a cavernous visible cleavage pulls her skirt down over her knees.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
SNITTERSmall Newspaper Item Twit Thought Exceptionally Ribald Tony McCoy O'Grady (Snitter is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'One of the rather unfunny newspaper clippings pinned to an office wall, the humour of which is supposed to derive from the fact that the headline
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
ST JOHN'S WORTSupposed To Jolt Our Happiness; No Salesman/Scientist Would Openly Refute This. Angela Brett, who has heard that St. John's Wort is good for depression. Choose the S word based on your scepticism level.
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
SWANSEASouth Wales And North Somerset's Elite Army John Richard Jones Something nice about the people of Swansea.
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
Places:Towns & Cities:UK
UKIPUseless Kids In Power John Richard Jones (UKIP usually stands for United Kingdom Independence Party)
Politics:Parties
Politics:Parties
WESLEYWas Evangelists' Surname; Ladies Eponymised Young Angela Brett (according to http://babynamer.com, This was the surname of brothers John and Charles Wesley, 18th-century founders of Methodism, a Protestant Christian denomination. It was first used as a given name in their honor during their lifetimes.)
Names:First names:Male
Names:First names:Male
Religion
Religion
WYOMINGWhen You Obviously Moan In Nerdy Gallop. Jeff Anonymous (Wyoming is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'Moving in hurried desperation from one cubicle to another in a public lavatory trying to find one which has a lock on the door, a seat on the bowl, and no brown streaks on the seat.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
YUPPIE (2)Young Unsocial Pretentious Pig Ignorant Executive John Richard Jones. I thought of this after an encounter with three yuppies on a train.
People & Relationships
People & Relationships
ZECHARIAHZerubbabel Established, Crowned. Hope About Rightful Improvement At Hand. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books
ZEPHANIAHZealous Eschatological Prophet Has A New Imprecation Against Hubris. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
Religion:Bible books